Royal Flush 10.
Disclamier: He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes!
Oh, the part marked with a ** is something I borrowed from the play Prime Time Crime. I was in it, and I was the person getting slapped about. Lots o' fun. Best. Play. Ever. Next to Rocky Horror.
Review Responses:
RoguesHeart- Awsome possum! That's a good idea, come to think of it!
Star-of-Chaos- Okay! I get it now! *feels smart.* Yeah, poor Remy!
Duck3- No taste they have! I mean, Scott sees everything in REDS. And Jean. Have you seen her clothes? AND HER LIME-GREEN THONG?
Rogue77- *blinks* YAY!
Ishandahalf- A soap on crack? Ooh, I'll have ta check it out!
SickmindedSucker- You betcha! I'd LOVE to watch that go down! Pretty pretty burny Jean. Mwahahaha!
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Rogue entered her new room. Her things and presents had already been moved in.
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Rogue practically rammed her head against the wall. She had been given the room next to Jean's and Scott's.
'Let's hope they get a house soon,' She thought bitterly. A knock Salem entered.
"Hey, Rogue,"
"Hey, why are you here?" She asked, not meaning to sound rude, but wondering why Salem was in her room.
"Oh, I need to give this too you. John gave it to me to give to you. It's from Remy." She said, handing her a package.
"Thanks. Ah'll put in a good word for you."
"Still hates me, eh?"
"Not too much."
"Well, I've gotta go," With that, Salem left. Rogue hastily opened the package. A deck of cards. Opening the deck, she found on every card a different reason Remy loved her.
Another knock.
"Come in," This was starting to get annoying. This time it was Kurt.
"Rogue, vhen I vent into mien room, I found zis," 'Not another package,' Rogue prayed. Kurt held out a manila envelope. It was addressed to both her and Kurt. She sat down on her bed and opened it slowly.
"A letter," She said before reading.
" 'To my Darling Kurt and Marie. I am sorry to leave you like this. I didn't want this to happen. I had to do it, you see. Irene knew too much for her own good. I know how much she ment to you, Marie. In fact, her parting words where, 'Tell Rogue how much I miss her and love her,' The warden here is nice enough to send me this. I tried to call, but Charles insisted that I not talk to either of you. Check the records. I DID call. Happy 18th birthday. I could not get you a gift, and Kurt, my baby. I'm sorry for everything. He wanted to experiment on you. I had no choice. If I make bail in 6 years, I hope we can see each other again. You'll be 21, and Marie will be 24. I will be old. Old, but not yet dead. Remember, I love you. Your mother.'"
"Vunderbar," Kurt said.
"Yeah, right."
"But et proves she has a heart."
"Aftah bein' in jail fer a month."
"Be nice now."
"Ah am!"
"And I'm hungry. Vant to stop en at Gut Bomb? Zhey have a late night pick- up vindow."
"Only if Ah can drive."
"Drive vhat? Oh, I see. Nuh-uh. No vay!"
"Kurt, please, It'll be fun."
"Fine. Let's vamoosh!" BAMF.
~
BAMF!
"Here's your helmet," Rogue handed him Logan's.
"Are you insane?" He asked, putting it on.
"Not as insane as The Freaky Five."
"I get knocked down, but I get up again, you ain't ever gonna keep me down! I get knocked down, but I get up again, you ain't ever gonna keep me down!" The music sounded from upstairs.
"Go Tabby, go, go, go Tabby!" Kurt and Rogue looked at each other.
"True," Kurt replied, hopping on the bike and they drove off.
~
"Hello, welcome to Gut Bomb, home of the gut bomb, may I take your order?"
"Yeah, Ah'll have a cheese gut bomb, what do you want, Kurt?" Rogue said, into the box.
"I vill have two mega-bombs, everthing on et, and un large cherry-coke vith large fries," Rogue looked at Kurt like he was crazy.
"Uh. Okay, that'll be eight bucks," The order-taking-man said through the intercom.
"Eight bucks? KURT!" Rogue turned to him.
"Vhat, I'll pay for et. But just vone question. How do we eat on a motorcycle?" Kurt asked as Rogue rolled forward.
"We'll stop in tha park an' eat," She said taking the money from Kurt. She handed it over to the order-taking-man as he handed her the burger bag.
"Hold these," She handed the bag to Kurt and sped off.
~
Speeding into the park, they dodged in and out of the street lights, stopping by an illuminated picnic table. Turning off the engine, Rogue took off her helmet.
"Ah'll race ya," The table was 50 yards away.
"Okay," Kurt was all to eager to accept.
"But no powers," Kurt's face sunk visibly.
"On your mark," He started.
"Git set, GO!" Rogue took off at lighting faced pace that could only be attributed to one person. Pietro.
"Vhat vas zhat?" Kurt panted.
"Ah jus' ran."
"As fast as Pietro does. Did you obsorb him on zhe way here?"
"No, Ah didn't. Let meh try something," Rogue imagined Kitty's power in her mind and walked up to the table. Gingerly, she brought her hand down in one esay stroke. Through the table it went.
"Vhat vas zhat?" Kurt asked again.
"Kurt, Ah think that we've just found a new pout of mah power. Oh, this is rich!" She rubbed her hands together.
"Mo mou cam use ozhers powerz?" Kurt asked, his mouth half full of burgers.
"Yeah, Ah guess . Wait a second. Ah've got the otha half a Mystique's powers. She can impersonate anyone, but can't take their powers. Ah can," Rogue sat on top of the table and took a bite of her burger.
"No, you have a more 'evolved' form of Mystique's powers. Vhy else vould zhey call et X-Men: Evolution?" Kurt asked.
"Ah see. Let's try it. Name someone."
"Lance," Rogue summoned up Mystique's powers, and soon Kurt was standing next to Lance.
"Let's rock and roll," Rogue said in Lance's voice, and proceeded to shake the world.
"Vunderbar!" Kurt began applauding.
"This could be fun. Hows about we stir up some trouble?" Rogue asked, grinning evily.
"At zhe Brotherhood!" Kurt hopped off the table and got the identical evil glint that was in Rogue's eyes in his.
~
Knock knock.
"I'll get it," Wanda said, getting up from the couch and abandoning the game of chutes and ladders that the Brotherhood was involved hin.
"Hello?" She asked.
"Wanda, Hello," Wanda almost screamed and fell backwards on the rumpled rug. Almost.
"What are you doing here?" She demanded to her father.
"I've come to recruit you, darling daughter of mine," Magneto replied.
"Well, you aren't finding any here! You barley have the right to call yourself my father!" Wanda yelled at him.
"Oh contraire, my dear," Magneto took a step inside.
"LANCE! FREDDIE! TOAD! PIETRO! GET IN HERE NOW!" The said four arrived next to Wanda quickly. Some quicker than others.
"What do you want?" Pietro demanded.
"You know, Pietro, I have always wanted to do this, everyone else, take note," Magneto raised his hand.
"Oow! Ow! Ooooowwwww!" Pietro grabbed his ear as he began to be dragged around the room by his earring. Finally, the blonde basketball star who should be a track star gained some of his sense, and took off his earring. The earring witent straight into Magneto's hand and he began to laugh and collapse on the floor laughing so hard it brought tears to his eyes.
Then, Magneto began to change. He became shorter, his hair brown in the back, and longer, his uniform disappeared and soon they were staring face to face with Rogue. They all stood looking dumb founded at this sight.
"What just happened here, yo?" Todd asked.
"Ah. Hehe, Jus'. Hehe. Pulled. Hehe. Pietro. Hehe. By HIS EARRING!" Rogue laughed. **
"Maybe someone should slap her," Lance suggested.
"Yes, please do," Pietro said. Lance stepped forward and started slapping Rogue about the face.
"STOP HITTING ME! I'M NOT HYSTERICAL ANY MORE!" Rogue began to hit him back. **
"Okay, okay. What was that though?" Lance asked.
"Well, Kurt and Ah, Kurt, come out," Kurt walked through the front door. "We discovered that Ah can summon up powers. So Ah used Mystique's an' Magneto's power. You shoulda seen ya'lls faces! Priceless!"
"But- But- but- but- My ear! You abused me! I need therapy!" Pietro started massaging his ear.
"Oh, stuff it, Albino," Snapped Rogue.
"I'm not an albino! Just naturally pale!" he explained.
"Tell I tto tha judge. Oh, an' for tha record, Evan had no right to put you in jail recordin's not valid evidence."
"So glad he's in the sewers," Pietro replied.
"Yeah, listen, Kurt an' Ah've got ta go," Rogue turned to leave.
"Wait, let's have a little fun with this. We've got you here now, and we're not gonna waste this," Lance said, grabbing her shoulder. Nodding, Rogue turned to Kurt.
"Kurt, take Mah bike tat ha Institute. Pretend we nevah went out." As if to answer his un asked question, she summoned up Jamie's power and hit her shoulder. "An if anyone askes, this is me," She pointed to he rmultiple.
"Ah AM you," The multiple said.
"Stuff it, Ah'll be Magneto," Kurt nodded and took the multiple out the door.
"Now fer the fun!"
~
"All students, please report to the front lawn in uniform," Professor Xavier's voice rang through the institute. Three minutes later, the X-Men were greeted by a strange sight. Magneto leading the Brotherhood.
"Magnus! What is the meaning of this?" Xavier aske.d
"Simple, Professor," Magneto drew his wheelchair forward. "Ah wanted ta show you this," Then Magneto changed like I had previously described. Rogue smiled broadly. "That was almost as fun as dragin' Pietro around the room by his earring!" Salem stifled a giggle at the thought of her boyfriend being towed around by the ear. Everyone looked at her funnily. Quickly, Rogue's multiple vanished.
"How did you do this, Rogue?" Xavier asked.
"Well, Kurt an' Ah discovered that Ah can summon up powers, so Ah used Mystique's and Magnetos," She smirked.
"Very interesting. And if you ask me, it's five AM and you all should be asleep. Wanda, Pietro Lance, Freddie, Todd, you're welcome to spend the night," Professor Xavier stated.
"No, we've only got a half-an-hour walk back. We're cool," Lance said. Xavier nodded as the Brotherhood headed off.
~
The next morning, Rogue was woken to Kitty shaking her awayke.
"We don' share a room anymore, so why'd ya wake meh up?" Rogue pulled the covers over her eyes from the sunlight creeping in through the blinds.
"Rogue, you should, like, tottaly go downstairs. There's a new recruit that you should totally meet," Kitty called. Rogue threw off her sheets, threw on a bathrobe and ran a brush threw her hairn and walked down the stairs. An there, in the kitchen, sat Remy.
"Remy, are you tha new recruit?" Rogue asked, speechless.
"Oui, Care for a game of hearts, Chere?"
THE END! TRA LA LA LA LA!
I am done with this forever and ever! Thank you all for reviewing, I love you all in an un-slashy way, as you are making me climb farther and farther up the review ladder. WOOHOO! Look for more fics on the way!
Disclamier: He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes!
Oh, the part marked with a ** is something I borrowed from the play Prime Time Crime. I was in it, and I was the person getting slapped about. Lots o' fun. Best. Play. Ever. Next to Rocky Horror.
Review Responses:
RoguesHeart- Awsome possum! That's a good idea, come to think of it!
Star-of-Chaos- Okay! I get it now! *feels smart.* Yeah, poor Remy!
Duck3- No taste they have! I mean, Scott sees everything in REDS. And Jean. Have you seen her clothes? AND HER LIME-GREEN THONG?
Rogue77- *blinks* YAY!
Ishandahalf- A soap on crack? Ooh, I'll have ta check it out!
SickmindedSucker- You betcha! I'd LOVE to watch that go down! Pretty pretty burny Jean. Mwahahaha!
Go here and sign it!
And while your at it, join my RPG, link is in my profile.
~
Rogue entered her new room. Her things and presents had already been moved in.
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Rogue practically rammed her head against the wall. She had been given the room next to Jean's and Scott's.
'Let's hope they get a house soon,' She thought bitterly. A knock Salem entered.
"Hey, Rogue,"
"Hey, why are you here?" She asked, not meaning to sound rude, but wondering why Salem was in her room.
"Oh, I need to give this too you. John gave it to me to give to you. It's from Remy." She said, handing her a package.
"Thanks. Ah'll put in a good word for you."
"Still hates me, eh?"
"Not too much."
"Well, I've gotta go," With that, Salem left. Rogue hastily opened the package. A deck of cards. Opening the deck, she found on every card a different reason Remy loved her.
Another knock.
"Come in," This was starting to get annoying. This time it was Kurt.
"Rogue, vhen I vent into mien room, I found zis," 'Not another package,' Rogue prayed. Kurt held out a manila envelope. It was addressed to both her and Kurt. She sat down on her bed and opened it slowly.
"A letter," She said before reading.
" 'To my Darling Kurt and Marie. I am sorry to leave you like this. I didn't want this to happen. I had to do it, you see. Irene knew too much for her own good. I know how much she ment to you, Marie. In fact, her parting words where, 'Tell Rogue how much I miss her and love her,' The warden here is nice enough to send me this. I tried to call, but Charles insisted that I not talk to either of you. Check the records. I DID call. Happy 18th birthday. I could not get you a gift, and Kurt, my baby. I'm sorry for everything. He wanted to experiment on you. I had no choice. If I make bail in 6 years, I hope we can see each other again. You'll be 21, and Marie will be 24. I will be old. Old, but not yet dead. Remember, I love you. Your mother.'"
"Vunderbar," Kurt said.
"Yeah, right."
"But et proves she has a heart."
"Aftah bein' in jail fer a month."
"Be nice now."
"Ah am!"
"And I'm hungry. Vant to stop en at Gut Bomb? Zhey have a late night pick- up vindow."
"Only if Ah can drive."
"Drive vhat? Oh, I see. Nuh-uh. No vay!"
"Kurt, please, It'll be fun."
"Fine. Let's vamoosh!" BAMF.
~
BAMF!
"Here's your helmet," Rogue handed him Logan's.
"Are you insane?" He asked, putting it on.
"Not as insane as The Freaky Five."
"I get knocked down, but I get up again, you ain't ever gonna keep me down! I get knocked down, but I get up again, you ain't ever gonna keep me down!" The music sounded from upstairs.
"Go Tabby, go, go, go Tabby!" Kurt and Rogue looked at each other.
"True," Kurt replied, hopping on the bike and they drove off.
~
"Hello, welcome to Gut Bomb, home of the gut bomb, may I take your order?"
"Yeah, Ah'll have a cheese gut bomb, what do you want, Kurt?" Rogue said, into the box.
"I vill have two mega-bombs, everthing on et, and un large cherry-coke vith large fries," Rogue looked at Kurt like he was crazy.
"Uh. Okay, that'll be eight bucks," The order-taking-man said through the intercom.
"Eight bucks? KURT!" Rogue turned to him.
"Vhat, I'll pay for et. But just vone question. How do we eat on a motorcycle?" Kurt asked as Rogue rolled forward.
"We'll stop in tha park an' eat," She said taking the money from Kurt. She handed it over to the order-taking-man as he handed her the burger bag.
"Hold these," She handed the bag to Kurt and sped off.
~
Speeding into the park, they dodged in and out of the street lights, stopping by an illuminated picnic table. Turning off the engine, Rogue took off her helmet.
"Ah'll race ya," The table was 50 yards away.
"Okay," Kurt was all to eager to accept.
"But no powers," Kurt's face sunk visibly.
"On your mark," He started.
"Git set, GO!" Rogue took off at lighting faced pace that could only be attributed to one person. Pietro.
"Vhat vas zhat?" Kurt panted.
"Ah jus' ran."
"As fast as Pietro does. Did you obsorb him on zhe way here?"
"No, Ah didn't. Let meh try something," Rogue imagined Kitty's power in her mind and walked up to the table. Gingerly, she brought her hand down in one esay stroke. Through the table it went.
"Vhat vas zhat?" Kurt asked again.
"Kurt, Ah think that we've just found a new pout of mah power. Oh, this is rich!" She rubbed her hands together.
"Mo mou cam use ozhers powerz?" Kurt asked, his mouth half full of burgers.
"Yeah, Ah guess . Wait a second. Ah've got the otha half a Mystique's powers. She can impersonate anyone, but can't take their powers. Ah can," Rogue sat on top of the table and took a bite of her burger.
"No, you have a more 'evolved' form of Mystique's powers. Vhy else vould zhey call et X-Men: Evolution?" Kurt asked.
"Ah see. Let's try it. Name someone."
"Lance," Rogue summoned up Mystique's powers, and soon Kurt was standing next to Lance.
"Let's rock and roll," Rogue said in Lance's voice, and proceeded to shake the world.
"Vunderbar!" Kurt began applauding.
"This could be fun. Hows about we stir up some trouble?" Rogue asked, grinning evily.
"At zhe Brotherhood!" Kurt hopped off the table and got the identical evil glint that was in Rogue's eyes in his.
~
Knock knock.
"I'll get it," Wanda said, getting up from the couch and abandoning the game of chutes and ladders that the Brotherhood was involved hin.
"Hello?" She asked.
"Wanda, Hello," Wanda almost screamed and fell backwards on the rumpled rug. Almost.
"What are you doing here?" She demanded to her father.
"I've come to recruit you, darling daughter of mine," Magneto replied.
"Well, you aren't finding any here! You barley have the right to call yourself my father!" Wanda yelled at him.
"Oh contraire, my dear," Magneto took a step inside.
"LANCE! FREDDIE! TOAD! PIETRO! GET IN HERE NOW!" The said four arrived next to Wanda quickly. Some quicker than others.
"What do you want?" Pietro demanded.
"You know, Pietro, I have always wanted to do this, everyone else, take note," Magneto raised his hand.
"Oow! Ow! Ooooowwwww!" Pietro grabbed his ear as he began to be dragged around the room by his earring. Finally, the blonde basketball star who should be a track star gained some of his sense, and took off his earring. The earring witent straight into Magneto's hand and he began to laugh and collapse on the floor laughing so hard it brought tears to his eyes.
Then, Magneto began to change. He became shorter, his hair brown in the back, and longer, his uniform disappeared and soon they were staring face to face with Rogue. They all stood looking dumb founded at this sight.
"What just happened here, yo?" Todd asked.
"Ah. Hehe, Jus'. Hehe. Pulled. Hehe. Pietro. Hehe. By HIS EARRING!" Rogue laughed. **
"Maybe someone should slap her," Lance suggested.
"Yes, please do," Pietro said. Lance stepped forward and started slapping Rogue about the face.
"STOP HITTING ME! I'M NOT HYSTERICAL ANY MORE!" Rogue began to hit him back. **
"Okay, okay. What was that though?" Lance asked.
"Well, Kurt and Ah, Kurt, come out," Kurt walked through the front door. "We discovered that Ah can summon up powers. So Ah used Mystique's an' Magneto's power. You shoulda seen ya'lls faces! Priceless!"
"But- But- but- but- My ear! You abused me! I need therapy!" Pietro started massaging his ear.
"Oh, stuff it, Albino," Snapped Rogue.
"I'm not an albino! Just naturally pale!" he explained.
"Tell I tto tha judge. Oh, an' for tha record, Evan had no right to put you in jail recordin's not valid evidence."
"So glad he's in the sewers," Pietro replied.
"Yeah, listen, Kurt an' Ah've got ta go," Rogue turned to leave.
"Wait, let's have a little fun with this. We've got you here now, and we're not gonna waste this," Lance said, grabbing her shoulder. Nodding, Rogue turned to Kurt.
"Kurt, take Mah bike tat ha Institute. Pretend we nevah went out." As if to answer his un asked question, she summoned up Jamie's power and hit her shoulder. "An if anyone askes, this is me," She pointed to he rmultiple.
"Ah AM you," The multiple said.
"Stuff it, Ah'll be Magneto," Kurt nodded and took the multiple out the door.
"Now fer the fun!"
~
"All students, please report to the front lawn in uniform," Professor Xavier's voice rang through the institute. Three minutes later, the X-Men were greeted by a strange sight. Magneto leading the Brotherhood.
"Magnus! What is the meaning of this?" Xavier aske.d
"Simple, Professor," Magneto drew his wheelchair forward. "Ah wanted ta show you this," Then Magneto changed like I had previously described. Rogue smiled broadly. "That was almost as fun as dragin' Pietro around the room by his earring!" Salem stifled a giggle at the thought of her boyfriend being towed around by the ear. Everyone looked at her funnily. Quickly, Rogue's multiple vanished.
"How did you do this, Rogue?" Xavier asked.
"Well, Kurt an' Ah discovered that Ah can summon up powers, so Ah used Mystique's and Magnetos," She smirked.
"Very interesting. And if you ask me, it's five AM and you all should be asleep. Wanda, Pietro Lance, Freddie, Todd, you're welcome to spend the night," Professor Xavier stated.
"No, we've only got a half-an-hour walk back. We're cool," Lance said. Xavier nodded as the Brotherhood headed off.
~
The next morning, Rogue was woken to Kitty shaking her awayke.
"We don' share a room anymore, so why'd ya wake meh up?" Rogue pulled the covers over her eyes from the sunlight creeping in through the blinds.
"Rogue, you should, like, tottaly go downstairs. There's a new recruit that you should totally meet," Kitty called. Rogue threw off her sheets, threw on a bathrobe and ran a brush threw her hairn and walked down the stairs. An there, in the kitchen, sat Remy.
"Remy, are you tha new recruit?" Rogue asked, speechless.
"Oui, Care for a game of hearts, Chere?"
THE END! TRA LA LA LA LA!
I am done with this forever and ever! Thank you all for reviewing, I love you all in an un-slashy way, as you are making me climb farther and farther up the review ladder. WOOHOO! Look for more fics on the way!