-.-' Sorry for the Delay. Anyway, on with the show! Wait.shouldn't it be
book? Well, either way!
We last left our hero's-
Sam: She called me a hero! Joc: SHUT UP! Sam: Wait.shouldn't it be heroine? Joc: ARRRRG! Julia: You do have a point there.we're all heroines! Cody: .Are you implying something? Joc: *as Julia starts hitting Cody in the head with Joc's cd organizer* -.- ' back to the story.
When we last left THE MAIN CHARRIES IN THE STORY, Cody had stopped off into his room. But you already know that, don't you? You probably have just read chapter 15.if not then why are you reading chapter 16? Eh? EH?!?!
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Joc jumped up and ran to stand in front of everyone.
"Well, Luckily I foresaw this and brought enough presents for everyone!" a few of the fellowship, and Samantha, groaned. "Hey! It's not my fault I have a personality disorder that makes me bring absolutely everything, including the kitchen sink, with me when I go to the movies. Now! Either apologize or I'll give you only confetti as a present!" there was a mumbled 'sorry' and a '
Whets Confetti?" from Pippin.
"Anyway." she walked over to Aragorn. "For you, Future King of Men" He glared at her. She sounded, well, processed to be truthful. In reality it was her 'Well-your-not-as-hot-as-him-so-you-don't-deserve-a-present" voice. "You get, from me on behalf of Cody, some Twine. Don't ask, just nod." Aragorn nodded, a little confused.
"Boromir!" she skipped over to him, the second hottest of the group ((but compared to Legolas, he nothing!: P)). "You get." She put a hand into her 'magic coat'[1] and pulled out a rubber ducky. "Ducky! Well." She sniffled. "At least he's going to a good cause." She hugged the rubber duck and handed it to a severely frightened Boromir.
She looked at Legolas and smiled, causing him to get that damned nervous twitch again, marring his perfect face. ((*is looking at a Legolas Piccy*)) He's brillant teal eyes narrowed, giving him a mysterious look, and if possible his creamy, soft skin went paler. His thin lips-((ack! Ok! No more describing Legolas! ( Well, anyone who's a TRUE fan should have already memorized what he looks like, now.)) In short, he looked suspisous.
"Your so cute when you do that!" Joc started to giggled and Legolas' eye twitched again. "Anyway, for you frist present.ok, frist we strike a deal!" she sat down beside him and everyone moaned. "You teach me proper Elvish, I give you the present, ok?"
"Well, whats the present?"
"It depends if you give me lessons." Joc and Legolas were now into the REAL deal making bit.
"Would I want it?"
"Probibly."
"Does it have to do with you?"
"No, I stole It off Cody."
Legolas Paused. "It isn't something, well, wrong, is it?" Joc jumped up.
"NO! Don't put such bad images in my mind! I wouldn't give you any nasty stuff of codys! I saving it all for the Halflings!" Legolas nodded and Hobbit Sam looked all Happy. Everyone looked at him and he coughed uncomfortably and tried to look disgusted.
"Fine, I will. No, Cough up my present!" He held his hand out. This was how the frist ever human not born in middle-earth started to know Elvish.Fluently.
Joc reached into her magic coat and took out a small box she smiled and handed it to Legolas. When he opened it, inside was some matches, a lighter which could be really fun, and a small bottle of bug spray. ((tsk tsk, Cody should really keep his Pyro kit safer!)) Legolas chuckled and started to play with the Lighter. Everyone looked at him funny.
"I told you he liked Fire to much." Sam whispered to Julia who nodded.
"I swear, I'ld be frightened if him and Joc had kids."
"Evil would then truly walk the earth." Sam finished and by then Joc continued on to Gandalf, tossed a pepperette at him and ignored Pippin and Merry. When she got up to Sam and took out a pair of tweezers and out of her coat pulled Cody's boxers ((*shudder* *gets hit by cody* hey!)) she tossed them at Hobbit Sam, shuddered.
"Ok, I went through a lot of trouble to get those for you, so cough up the dough!" hobbit Sam glared at her and everyone stared at Hobbit Sam. Finally Samwise threw some gold at Joc who giggled and said something about 'Oooo, Shineyyyyy. My preciousssssss" then stopped as everyone looked at her and went to Frodo.
"And for you, Mr. Midget! MIDGET!" she started to giggle and a random elf came to take her away. She pulled away from him, threw confetti at Frodo and stopped and looked at the elf.
"Hey.I'm as tall as you.I'm as tall as a random elf!" she started to jum[p up and down excitedly and the elves all backed away. She moved on the Grimli.
"You look like a Gumdrop! So Have a GumDrop!" she threw him a gumdrop and started to giggle uncontrollably, frightened the small children and scarring their poor young, fragile elven minds.
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Hey.I think this is my longest yet.yay! ^^
[1] 'Magic Coat' Jocelyn has a trench coat that she oftens wears, and is often known to have thousands of strange and wonderous things inside it! ((No! not those things! You sick perverted person!))
That's all! Yay! Elven lessons! *laughs evilly* Starting Chapter 18, all my lines shall be in Elven! Cody: Oh dear lord. Sam: Ummm, How would we understand you then? Joc: The wonders of subtitles of course! Sam: O. I'm sorry I asked.. Joc: MUHAHAHA!
We last left our hero's-
Sam: She called me a hero! Joc: SHUT UP! Sam: Wait.shouldn't it be heroine? Joc: ARRRRG! Julia: You do have a point there.we're all heroines! Cody: .Are you implying something? Joc: *as Julia starts hitting Cody in the head with Joc's cd organizer* -.- ' back to the story.
When we last left THE MAIN CHARRIES IN THE STORY, Cody had stopped off into his room. But you already know that, don't you? You probably have just read chapter 15.if not then why are you reading chapter 16? Eh? EH?!?!
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Joc jumped up and ran to stand in front of everyone.
"Well, Luckily I foresaw this and brought enough presents for everyone!" a few of the fellowship, and Samantha, groaned. "Hey! It's not my fault I have a personality disorder that makes me bring absolutely everything, including the kitchen sink, with me when I go to the movies. Now! Either apologize or I'll give you only confetti as a present!" there was a mumbled 'sorry' and a '
Whets Confetti?" from Pippin.
"Anyway." she walked over to Aragorn. "For you, Future King of Men" He glared at her. She sounded, well, processed to be truthful. In reality it was her 'Well-your-not-as-hot-as-him-so-you-don't-deserve-a-present" voice. "You get, from me on behalf of Cody, some Twine. Don't ask, just nod." Aragorn nodded, a little confused.
"Boromir!" she skipped over to him, the second hottest of the group ((but compared to Legolas, he nothing!: P)). "You get." She put a hand into her 'magic coat'[1] and pulled out a rubber ducky. "Ducky! Well." She sniffled. "At least he's going to a good cause." She hugged the rubber duck and handed it to a severely frightened Boromir.
She looked at Legolas and smiled, causing him to get that damned nervous twitch again, marring his perfect face. ((*is looking at a Legolas Piccy*)) He's brillant teal eyes narrowed, giving him a mysterious look, and if possible his creamy, soft skin went paler. His thin lips-((ack! Ok! No more describing Legolas! ( Well, anyone who's a TRUE fan should have already memorized what he looks like, now.)) In short, he looked suspisous.
"Your so cute when you do that!" Joc started to giggled and Legolas' eye twitched again. "Anyway, for you frist present.ok, frist we strike a deal!" she sat down beside him and everyone moaned. "You teach me proper Elvish, I give you the present, ok?"
"Well, whats the present?"
"It depends if you give me lessons." Joc and Legolas were now into the REAL deal making bit.
"Would I want it?"
"Probibly."
"Does it have to do with you?"
"No, I stole It off Cody."
Legolas Paused. "It isn't something, well, wrong, is it?" Joc jumped up.
"NO! Don't put such bad images in my mind! I wouldn't give you any nasty stuff of codys! I saving it all for the Halflings!" Legolas nodded and Hobbit Sam looked all Happy. Everyone looked at him and he coughed uncomfortably and tried to look disgusted.
"Fine, I will. No, Cough up my present!" He held his hand out. This was how the frist ever human not born in middle-earth started to know Elvish.Fluently.
Joc reached into her magic coat and took out a small box she smiled and handed it to Legolas. When he opened it, inside was some matches, a lighter which could be really fun, and a small bottle of bug spray. ((tsk tsk, Cody should really keep his Pyro kit safer!)) Legolas chuckled and started to play with the Lighter. Everyone looked at him funny.
"I told you he liked Fire to much." Sam whispered to Julia who nodded.
"I swear, I'ld be frightened if him and Joc had kids."
"Evil would then truly walk the earth." Sam finished and by then Joc continued on to Gandalf, tossed a pepperette at him and ignored Pippin and Merry. When she got up to Sam and took out a pair of tweezers and out of her coat pulled Cody's boxers ((*shudder* *gets hit by cody* hey!)) she tossed them at Hobbit Sam, shuddered.
"Ok, I went through a lot of trouble to get those for you, so cough up the dough!" hobbit Sam glared at her and everyone stared at Hobbit Sam. Finally Samwise threw some gold at Joc who giggled and said something about 'Oooo, Shineyyyyy. My preciousssssss" then stopped as everyone looked at her and went to Frodo.
"And for you, Mr. Midget! MIDGET!" she started to giggle and a random elf came to take her away. She pulled away from him, threw confetti at Frodo and stopped and looked at the elf.
"Hey.I'm as tall as you.I'm as tall as a random elf!" she started to jum[p up and down excitedly and the elves all backed away. She moved on the Grimli.
"You look like a Gumdrop! So Have a GumDrop!" she threw him a gumdrop and started to giggle uncontrollably, frightened the small children and scarring their poor young, fragile elven minds.
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Hey.I think this is my longest yet.yay! ^^
[1] 'Magic Coat' Jocelyn has a trench coat that she oftens wears, and is often known to have thousands of strange and wonderous things inside it! ((No! not those things! You sick perverted person!))
That's all! Yay! Elven lessons! *laughs evilly* Starting Chapter 18, all my lines shall be in Elven! Cody: Oh dear lord. Sam: Ummm, How would we understand you then? Joc: The wonders of subtitles of course! Sam: O. I'm sorry I asked.. Joc: MUHAHAHA!