There was a shout from inside Elrond's house as Joc walked back to stand in
front of the fellowship. The male voice from inside yelled something about
'WHERE THE HELL IS MY LIGHTER?!?!?" and a crash as Cody threw a vase off a
table. Often falling onto Being a Pyromaniac and self-destructiveness when
angry or depressed((such a wonderful combo! Don't worry, this comes into
play later in the book)), Cody needed the small Pyro Kit Joc had given
Legolas.
Joc flinched and laughed nervously. "So uh, now for the presents from me! And not Cody!" There were a few strange looks at the house, where more crashes sand shouts could be heard. It looked like Cody had found a poor, defenseless elf who had unknowingly stepped into the evil of Cody's anger.
She came back over to Aragorn, ignoring Cody's frantic cries. "For you, Stridy!" Arwen glared at her as Joc took a travel bottle of Shampoo out of her pocket. "Its called Shampooooo.It goes in your hair." Aragorn smiled, making him look retarded for some reason, opened the shampoo bottle, and poured it on his head. "NO! NOT LIKE THAT! WHEN YOUR TAKING A BATH! ARRRRG!" She slapped Aragorn's head, getting shampoo all over her hand. "Eww."
She wiped it on his shirt and walked to Boromir. Suddenly she stopped and blinked. "What's this meeting about again?" She had the oh-so-common confused look on her face.
"Umm.Presents?" Boromir answered her.
"Oh! Right!" She took out of her pocket a 500 ml bottle of beer. Samantha blinked.
"Why do you have beer?" She stood up and walked over to Joc, taking the beer, which happened to be part of the six-pack Joc had in her coat.
"Hey! Give that back! It's Boromir!" Joc lunged for the can, only succeeding in ramming into a bench. "Owies!"
"WHY DO YOU HAVE BEER? And why wasn't I informed?" Sam held the can up above her head. Unfortunately Joc being as tall as that random elf, picked it out of her hand easily.
"Because I'm 21!" She smiled broadly and turned back to Boromir.
"No your not! YOUR 13!" Sam shouted at her.
"Oh shut up! It's really Cody's Brothers Uncles Sons wife's, but who really cares?" Samanatha looked at Jocelyn funny.
"So it's Cody's Second Cousins?" Joc shrugged an answer.
"You could look at it that way, Sam." She turned to face Boromir once again. "Anywho, here is your beer. You'll like it!" Boromir took the can and looked at it. "You drink it. But not right now. Frankly I don't feel like dealing with a drunk dude with a big pointy sword.and a dinner plate shield." Boromir looked slightly injured but hid it well.
As Joc walked to Legolas she winked at him, making him shiver. "I'll give yours at the end.It's special!" Legolas shuddered and everyone looked at him pitifully.
For Gandalf, Joc gave him a new hat. That was all sparkly and pink and purple! She giggled as she put it on him. "You look so good now! You shall now be called Gandalf the Pretty Princess!" She then ran off giggling as Gandalf looked around confused.
Next to fall to Joc's strangeness were Pippin and Merry. They received several handfuls of Blue and White Hanukah glitter. They looked confused, but soon found out the wonders of BWH glitter.
"Frodo, you get.more confetti!" she threw it at him and ran off to Hobbit Sam.
"You will receive." With a flourish she took out a thing of rope. "Rope! Trust me, you'll need it!"
Sam smiled and played with the rope for a while. Joc patted his head and skipped, yes she actually skipped!, over to Legolas, ignoring Grimli.
"Now, for your speeeeecial present!" she looked all proud of herself, not usually a good thing. Legolas looked frightened and fingered his Pyro kit nervously.
"Ok, now promise me you won't injure me, or yourself." Legolas gulped and nodded, looking with pleading eyes at the others.
"Your Present is.me!!!" at this point Joc jumped at Legolas, knocking him off the bench as he screamed; "NO! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Joc glared at anyone who came to near and hissed at Grimli hen he came close.
"Well, so much for 'grown-up'" Sam shook her head and sighed as she idoled Boromir.
Joc flinched and laughed nervously. "So uh, now for the presents from me! And not Cody!" There were a few strange looks at the house, where more crashes sand shouts could be heard. It looked like Cody had found a poor, defenseless elf who had unknowingly stepped into the evil of Cody's anger.
She came back over to Aragorn, ignoring Cody's frantic cries. "For you, Stridy!" Arwen glared at her as Joc took a travel bottle of Shampoo out of her pocket. "Its called Shampooooo.It goes in your hair." Aragorn smiled, making him look retarded for some reason, opened the shampoo bottle, and poured it on his head. "NO! NOT LIKE THAT! WHEN YOUR TAKING A BATH! ARRRRG!" She slapped Aragorn's head, getting shampoo all over her hand. "Eww."
She wiped it on his shirt and walked to Boromir. Suddenly she stopped and blinked. "What's this meeting about again?" She had the oh-so-common confused look on her face.
"Umm.Presents?" Boromir answered her.
"Oh! Right!" She took out of her pocket a 500 ml bottle of beer. Samantha blinked.
"Why do you have beer?" She stood up and walked over to Joc, taking the beer, which happened to be part of the six-pack Joc had in her coat.
"Hey! Give that back! It's Boromir!" Joc lunged for the can, only succeeding in ramming into a bench. "Owies!"
"WHY DO YOU HAVE BEER? And why wasn't I informed?" Sam held the can up above her head. Unfortunately Joc being as tall as that random elf, picked it out of her hand easily.
"Because I'm 21!" She smiled broadly and turned back to Boromir.
"No your not! YOUR 13!" Sam shouted at her.
"Oh shut up! It's really Cody's Brothers Uncles Sons wife's, but who really cares?" Samanatha looked at Jocelyn funny.
"So it's Cody's Second Cousins?" Joc shrugged an answer.
"You could look at it that way, Sam." She turned to face Boromir once again. "Anywho, here is your beer. You'll like it!" Boromir took the can and looked at it. "You drink it. But not right now. Frankly I don't feel like dealing with a drunk dude with a big pointy sword.and a dinner plate shield." Boromir looked slightly injured but hid it well.
As Joc walked to Legolas she winked at him, making him shiver. "I'll give yours at the end.It's special!" Legolas shuddered and everyone looked at him pitifully.
For Gandalf, Joc gave him a new hat. That was all sparkly and pink and purple! She giggled as she put it on him. "You look so good now! You shall now be called Gandalf the Pretty Princess!" She then ran off giggling as Gandalf looked around confused.
Next to fall to Joc's strangeness were Pippin and Merry. They received several handfuls of Blue and White Hanukah glitter. They looked confused, but soon found out the wonders of BWH glitter.
"Frodo, you get.more confetti!" she threw it at him and ran off to Hobbit Sam.
"You will receive." With a flourish she took out a thing of rope. "Rope! Trust me, you'll need it!"
Sam smiled and played with the rope for a while. Joc patted his head and skipped, yes she actually skipped!, over to Legolas, ignoring Grimli.
"Now, for your speeeeecial present!" she looked all proud of herself, not usually a good thing. Legolas looked frightened and fingered his Pyro kit nervously.
"Ok, now promise me you won't injure me, or yourself." Legolas gulped and nodded, looking with pleading eyes at the others.
"Your Present is.me!!!" at this point Joc jumped at Legolas, knocking him off the bench as he screamed; "NO! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Joc glared at anyone who came to near and hissed at Grimli hen he came close.
"Well, so much for 'grown-up'" Sam shook her head and sighed as she idoled Boromir.