Cody: Ok, just to clear things up "" is what people are thinking like
right now.
Joc: Legolas is hot. Legolas is hot. Legolas is hot. Legolas is hot. Legolas is- Geez he's hot!
Cody: shudder. Well, that's enough of thoughts' for me.Arwen is hot Arwen is hot. Arwen is hot. Arwen is-God, she's hot! *walks away*
Joc: o ya! Anything in '- -' is subtitles. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After a long night and Boromir getting drunk on a surprisingly little amount of beer, they all amazingly woke up. Legolas was the first to notice something. The beautiful elven maiden laying beside him. He blinked. Again. Then chuckled I didn't have THAT much pipe weed last night.did I? He smiled and as the sleeping elves eyes came into focus.she giggled. Legolas looked and little confused, making the elf giggle more.
"Lle en ikotane urra iire lle atin lorna!"-You're so hot when your asleep!- the elf's voice was soft and musical as she hugged Legolas-nah, clung to him. She sighed. "Aiya, Leggy, lle en alkon quell urraya!" -Oh, Leggy, you're undescribably good looking!-. It was at this point that Legolas freaked out.
"JOC! WHA-? WHO-?" Joc was giggling at him. She wrapped the blankets around herself and clung to Legolas, who found this all VERY frightening, and his eyes were going all buggy.
"Elvish is very fun to speak, isn't it?" She smiled at him. He stared at her. This was not the Joc he had known.
Her hair, which had been fairly short and bleached blonde, showing only the dirty blonde at the roots, had known grown past her waist, the same dirty blonde with about 5 inches of blonde at the end. Her eyes were still the same vivid blue, but the sides were more slanted. The scary thing was that she must have had at least an extra 600 years to look the way she did.
Legolas rubbed his head and sat up, forcing Joc to let go and fall back on the bed. "Maybe you should explain this. I mean, you are and you aren't Jocelyn." Joc nodded and looked thoughtful.
"Well, Gandalf has a strange sense of humor. And I'm not sure if UI can go through with our wedding if your just going to invite any elf with a pretty face into your bed." She sat up and grabbed some clothes form the floor beside the bed.
"ell that's understandable, but since it was you-" Legolas paused. "Our WHAT?!?!?" Joc started to giggle as she pulled on a dress, although half hidden under the blankets.
"Our Wedding. Remember, you proposed in front of everyone later last night! It was very romantic!" Legolas stared at her blankly. "Well, I can't blame you for not remembering. You did drink the last of the 24 pack I had in my coat." Legolas shook his head. Well, that would explain the headache at least.
"Uh, I'm sorry Joc, but I'm not sure if I'm-I'm ready for such a-a physical commitment." Joc winked at him.
"Well you were last night!"
"Last night I was shit faced drunk Joc!" she rolled her eyes and they both had just finished getting dressed as a hobbit stormed into the room.
"HOW IS THIS FAIR?!?!?!" Joc looked down at the screaming half-sized halfling, whos sqeecking little voice was at the top of her lungs. Joc started to giggle.
"Julia! Keep your voice down!" Joc stood up and giggled some more, being 3 and a half feet taller then her friend. "You look so short from up here! Wait! You ARE so short from up here!" Joc fell back onto the bed giggling. Julia looked at her.
"Joc, what are you doing in Legolas' room? And stop laughing! BIG EARS!" Joc sat up and gasped.
"At least I can still wear shoes! And pointy ears are all the rage in Rivendell!" Julia tried to slap Joc, only succeeding in hitting her stomach. "I'll show you hobbit!" Joc lunged at Julia, leaving a very confused legolas pulling on his shirt.
Soon Boromir and Sam had heard the commotion and ran in. "Julia! Elfy! Stop fighting!" Sam pulled the two apart and blinked. "Uh, Julia.your shorter?" Julia glared at her and stomped out of the room. Boromir went over to legolas and pulled him into a side room.
"Now, Legolas. I know that last night was a little wild and all;" He grinned and winked, leaving Legolas wondering what he'd done, but his face went somber again. "But that doesn't mean you can just get married to some elf and sleep with her! I know Joc wasn't there to see it, but I can't keep Sam from telling her soon. I say you break it off with the elf and find Joc before Sam does."
"No! Boromir! You don't understand! I don't understand! The elf IS Jocelyn!" Legolas grabbed the human's shoulders and shook him.
"Wha-? Who-? Joc-?" Boromir looked dumb founded, then shook his head. "Whoa. I didn't think you had THAT much to drink! You see my friend, Jocelyn is a human. About 13 years old. You hate her. Now I don't know who that elf is, through I wish I did, but she isn't Joc!" Legolas shook his head.
"Well, you saw Julia, didn't you? She was a hobbit. Doesn't it make sense for Joc to be an elf?"
"Well, not really. No." Legolas grabbed Boromir and shoved him out into the main chamber. Joc and Sam were staring at each other.
"I never realized you were so.short." Joc poked her best friend.
"Are those ears real?" Sam reached up and pulled one, making Joc swear in Elvish. "Hey.you didn't know those words!"
"You should have seen me this morning! Oh my god! Leggy's face is so priceless when I flirt with him in Elvish!" Bormir was the one who blinked now. He walked over to Joc.
"So he wasn't lieing!" He poked her ears.
"Hey! Leave me alone!" She backed away.
"told ya. Imagine waking up to that in the morning!" Legolas points at Joc, who looks slightly hurt.
Boromir gets a dreamy look on his face. "Oh I would.I would." Joc gets frieghtened.
"Boromir's scaring me! I feel dirty! I NEED A BATH!" Joc starts crying. Everyone looks at her. She blinks and stops. "Uhh..yeah." By this time Julia had come running back in screamed. She started to climb up Joc and tried to sit on her head. "HEY! Hobbit! OFF THE HAIR!" Julia flinched and jumped on to boromirs shoulder and clung to it as pippin and merry ran in.
"Have either of you guys seen another hobbit by chance?"
"she looks a lot like Julia?"
"She IS Julia, Pippin!"
Pippin was quiet. "That makes no sense."
"So?" Merry looked up and saw Julia, ho screamed and merry and pippin lunged for her. Boromir ducked, causing Merry to ram into his arm, and pippin fly over his shoulder. Joc had ran under the bed, and legolas into the other room, as Sam stood there blinking.
Gandalf had come in hearing the noise. He was still wearing the purple crown Joc had given him the other day. "So, I see you've found out!" he chuckled. They all stared at him. "You've found out what I've done." They all looked blankly at him. "Geez! I'VE HELPED YOU ALL! You stood out to much! All but Sam. You needed a cover! This works so well if your coming with the fellowship!"
"WE'RE WHAT?!?!?" Joc started to jump up and down and legolas sighed and hung his head.
"You see, you each look like a race. I'm sorry Jocelyn, but a girl with shoulder length highlighted hair just doesn't blend in." She looked a little hurt. Legolas stared.
"YOU KNEW?!?!?" he stalked over to Gandalf. "You knew it was her and didn't tell me last night?"
gandalf backed away, looking half injured, half insulted. "Well, if you had asked 'who's this elf I just proposed to' I would have told you, wouldn't I?" they glared and Legolas stormed out. Joc shrugged and followed him.
Joc: Legolas is hot. Legolas is hot. Legolas is hot. Legolas is hot. Legolas is- Geez he's hot!
Cody: shudder. Well, that's enough of thoughts' for me.Arwen is hot Arwen is hot. Arwen is hot. Arwen is-God, she's hot! *walks away*
Joc: o ya! Anything in '- -' is subtitles. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After a long night and Boromir getting drunk on a surprisingly little amount of beer, they all amazingly woke up. Legolas was the first to notice something. The beautiful elven maiden laying beside him. He blinked. Again. Then chuckled I didn't have THAT much pipe weed last night.did I? He smiled and as the sleeping elves eyes came into focus.she giggled. Legolas looked and little confused, making the elf giggle more.
"Lle en ikotane urra iire lle atin lorna!"-You're so hot when your asleep!- the elf's voice was soft and musical as she hugged Legolas-nah, clung to him. She sighed. "Aiya, Leggy, lle en alkon quell urraya!" -Oh, Leggy, you're undescribably good looking!-. It was at this point that Legolas freaked out.
"JOC! WHA-? WHO-?" Joc was giggling at him. She wrapped the blankets around herself and clung to Legolas, who found this all VERY frightening, and his eyes were going all buggy.
"Elvish is very fun to speak, isn't it?" She smiled at him. He stared at her. This was not the Joc he had known.
Her hair, which had been fairly short and bleached blonde, showing only the dirty blonde at the roots, had known grown past her waist, the same dirty blonde with about 5 inches of blonde at the end. Her eyes were still the same vivid blue, but the sides were more slanted. The scary thing was that she must have had at least an extra 600 years to look the way she did.
Legolas rubbed his head and sat up, forcing Joc to let go and fall back on the bed. "Maybe you should explain this. I mean, you are and you aren't Jocelyn." Joc nodded and looked thoughtful.
"Well, Gandalf has a strange sense of humor. And I'm not sure if UI can go through with our wedding if your just going to invite any elf with a pretty face into your bed." She sat up and grabbed some clothes form the floor beside the bed.
"ell that's understandable, but since it was you-" Legolas paused. "Our WHAT?!?!?" Joc started to giggle as she pulled on a dress, although half hidden under the blankets.
"Our Wedding. Remember, you proposed in front of everyone later last night! It was very romantic!" Legolas stared at her blankly. "Well, I can't blame you for not remembering. You did drink the last of the 24 pack I had in my coat." Legolas shook his head. Well, that would explain the headache at least.
"Uh, I'm sorry Joc, but I'm not sure if I'm-I'm ready for such a-a physical commitment." Joc winked at him.
"Well you were last night!"
"Last night I was shit faced drunk Joc!" she rolled her eyes and they both had just finished getting dressed as a hobbit stormed into the room.
"HOW IS THIS FAIR?!?!?!" Joc looked down at the screaming half-sized halfling, whos sqeecking little voice was at the top of her lungs. Joc started to giggle.
"Julia! Keep your voice down!" Joc stood up and giggled some more, being 3 and a half feet taller then her friend. "You look so short from up here! Wait! You ARE so short from up here!" Joc fell back onto the bed giggling. Julia looked at her.
"Joc, what are you doing in Legolas' room? And stop laughing! BIG EARS!" Joc sat up and gasped.
"At least I can still wear shoes! And pointy ears are all the rage in Rivendell!" Julia tried to slap Joc, only succeeding in hitting her stomach. "I'll show you hobbit!" Joc lunged at Julia, leaving a very confused legolas pulling on his shirt.
Soon Boromir and Sam had heard the commotion and ran in. "Julia! Elfy! Stop fighting!" Sam pulled the two apart and blinked. "Uh, Julia.your shorter?" Julia glared at her and stomped out of the room. Boromir went over to legolas and pulled him into a side room.
"Now, Legolas. I know that last night was a little wild and all;" He grinned and winked, leaving Legolas wondering what he'd done, but his face went somber again. "But that doesn't mean you can just get married to some elf and sleep with her! I know Joc wasn't there to see it, but I can't keep Sam from telling her soon. I say you break it off with the elf and find Joc before Sam does."
"No! Boromir! You don't understand! I don't understand! The elf IS Jocelyn!" Legolas grabbed the human's shoulders and shook him.
"Wha-? Who-? Joc-?" Boromir looked dumb founded, then shook his head. "Whoa. I didn't think you had THAT much to drink! You see my friend, Jocelyn is a human. About 13 years old. You hate her. Now I don't know who that elf is, through I wish I did, but she isn't Joc!" Legolas shook his head.
"Well, you saw Julia, didn't you? She was a hobbit. Doesn't it make sense for Joc to be an elf?"
"Well, not really. No." Legolas grabbed Boromir and shoved him out into the main chamber. Joc and Sam were staring at each other.
"I never realized you were so.short." Joc poked her best friend.
"Are those ears real?" Sam reached up and pulled one, making Joc swear in Elvish. "Hey.you didn't know those words!"
"You should have seen me this morning! Oh my god! Leggy's face is so priceless when I flirt with him in Elvish!" Bormir was the one who blinked now. He walked over to Joc.
"So he wasn't lieing!" He poked her ears.
"Hey! Leave me alone!" She backed away.
"told ya. Imagine waking up to that in the morning!" Legolas points at Joc, who looks slightly hurt.
Boromir gets a dreamy look on his face. "Oh I would.I would." Joc gets frieghtened.
"Boromir's scaring me! I feel dirty! I NEED A BATH!" Joc starts crying. Everyone looks at her. She blinks and stops. "Uhh..yeah." By this time Julia had come running back in screamed. She started to climb up Joc and tried to sit on her head. "HEY! Hobbit! OFF THE HAIR!" Julia flinched and jumped on to boromirs shoulder and clung to it as pippin and merry ran in.
"Have either of you guys seen another hobbit by chance?"
"she looks a lot like Julia?"
"She IS Julia, Pippin!"
Pippin was quiet. "That makes no sense."
"So?" Merry looked up and saw Julia, ho screamed and merry and pippin lunged for her. Boromir ducked, causing Merry to ram into his arm, and pippin fly over his shoulder. Joc had ran under the bed, and legolas into the other room, as Sam stood there blinking.
Gandalf had come in hearing the noise. He was still wearing the purple crown Joc had given him the other day. "So, I see you've found out!" he chuckled. They all stared at him. "You've found out what I've done." They all looked blankly at him. "Geez! I'VE HELPED YOU ALL! You stood out to much! All but Sam. You needed a cover! This works so well if your coming with the fellowship!"
"WE'RE WHAT?!?!?" Joc started to jump up and down and legolas sighed and hung his head.
"You see, you each look like a race. I'm sorry Jocelyn, but a girl with shoulder length highlighted hair just doesn't blend in." She looked a little hurt. Legolas stared.
"YOU KNEW?!?!?" he stalked over to Gandalf. "You knew it was her and didn't tell me last night?"
gandalf backed away, looking half injured, half insulted. "Well, if you had asked 'who's this elf I just proposed to' I would have told you, wouldn't I?" they glared and Legolas stormed out. Joc shrugged and followed him.