Please see foreword about thoughts in chapter 17.or maybe 18.I don't know.
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The next morning, the fellowship was due to leave. They all sat in one of the many gardens in Rivendell, each thinking their own thoughts before they left.
Pippin: Yay! Julia's my size now! I might have a chance!
Merry: Yay! Julia's my size now! I might have a chance!
Julia: Please, dear lord, don't let P&M((pippin and merry)) get any closer.I need my personal bubble!
Gimli: The sooner I can get out of this wretched place the better. I HATE talking to elves belly buttons!
Hobbit Sam: Master Frodo Doesn't look so good. I think that Master Frodo needs a bath. Or maybe Master Frodo needs some more food. Thank goodness Joc gave me rope. I had been looking for some
Frodo: Why is Hobbit Sam looking at me like that. I think he wants me. I told him no once but he just won't give up, will he? Frodo edges away from Hobbit Sam, who edges closer.
Aragorn: Arwen is hot. Arwen is hot. Cody is evil. Arwen is hot. Arwen is hot. Cody is evil. Arwen is hot. Arwen is-
Cody: hot. Aragorn is evil. Arwen is hot. Arwen is hot. Aragorn is evil- Crossbows are pointy. Pointy things are good. ^.^ Pointy arrows for me! At this point Cody starts to fondle his crossbow that came with the whole dark elf thing, and Aragorn, Legolas and Boromir looked at each other, wondering if it was safe to let Cody have such pointy objects. Codys thoughts turned back to Arwen. Arwen is hot. Arwen is hot. Aragorn is evil.
Boromir: Why does Joc keep acting like I'm going to Die. Am I going to die? Will I ever live to see Gandalf come back as the White Rider, or the Ents and their attack on Isengard? Wait a minute. How do I know these are going to happen. Boromir shook his head and continued plotting a way to get Cody's crossbow off him.
Sam: Poor Boromir. He's gunna die. It's so sad. But he takes so damn long! I swear he's like an energizer bunny! Sam giggled and Boromir looked at her funny.
Legolas: Why does everyone keep talking about my Feet? And why wont Aragorn look me in the eye anymore? WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT! My Hair feels dirty. I should wash it again soon.
Lynn: Legolas hair looks dirty.in a hot sort of way. He's so hoooo- she gets distracted by an elf walking by. ooot..^.^ Geez, I love Rivendell! Rivendell; the wonderful city full of hot elf ass! Plus some other peoples. Is that a pineapple? I like pineapples. Legolas would like pineapples too.Legolas ^.^ she let out a dreamy sigh abnd continued to ramble about pineapples and legolas. Gandalf had no thought.he was busy playing gameboy.
The next morning, the fellowship was due to leave. They all sat in one of the many gardens in Rivendell, each thinking their own thoughts before they left.
Pippin: Yay! Julia's my size now! I might have a chance!
Merry: Yay! Julia's my size now! I might have a chance!
Julia: Please, dear lord, don't let P&M((pippin and merry)) get any closer.I need my personal bubble!
Gimli: The sooner I can get out of this wretched place the better. I HATE talking to elves belly buttons!
Hobbit Sam: Master Frodo Doesn't look so good. I think that Master Frodo needs a bath. Or maybe Master Frodo needs some more food. Thank goodness Joc gave me rope. I had been looking for some
Frodo: Why is Hobbit Sam looking at me like that. I think he wants me. I told him no once but he just won't give up, will he? Frodo edges away from Hobbit Sam, who edges closer.
Aragorn: Arwen is hot. Arwen is hot. Cody is evil. Arwen is hot. Arwen is hot. Cody is evil. Arwen is hot. Arwen is-
Cody: hot. Aragorn is evil. Arwen is hot. Arwen is hot. Aragorn is evil- Crossbows are pointy. Pointy things are good. ^.^ Pointy arrows for me! At this point Cody starts to fondle his crossbow that came with the whole dark elf thing, and Aragorn, Legolas and Boromir looked at each other, wondering if it was safe to let Cody have such pointy objects. Codys thoughts turned back to Arwen. Arwen is hot. Arwen is hot. Aragorn is evil.
Boromir: Why does Joc keep acting like I'm going to Die. Am I going to die? Will I ever live to see Gandalf come back as the White Rider, or the Ents and their attack on Isengard? Wait a minute. How do I know these are going to happen. Boromir shook his head and continued plotting a way to get Cody's crossbow off him.
Sam: Poor Boromir. He's gunna die. It's so sad. But he takes so damn long! I swear he's like an energizer bunny! Sam giggled and Boromir looked at her funny.
Legolas: Why does everyone keep talking about my Feet? And why wont Aragorn look me in the eye anymore? WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT! My Hair feels dirty. I should wash it again soon.
Lynn: Legolas hair looks dirty.in a hot sort of way. He's so hoooo- she gets distracted by an elf walking by. ooot..^.^ Geez, I love Rivendell! Rivendell; the wonderful city full of hot elf ass! Plus some other peoples. Is that a pineapple? I like pineapples. Legolas would like pineapples too.Legolas ^.^ she let out a dreamy sigh abnd continued to ramble about pineapples and legolas. Gandalf had no thought.he was busy playing gameboy.