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"DOUGH! THE STUFF THEY MAKE TWINKIES WITH!"

Legolas' eye twitched.again. Boromir sighed and sunk his head in his hands as Aragorn tried to decide the easiest way to kill himself. Soon after they left Rivendell, Joc had convinced both Samantha and Julia in a off-tone redition of 'Dough, a twinkie.[sung to the tune of 'doe, a deer]" To show why they companions had enough.well, they were almost at Hollin.

"RAY! THE GUY WHO-" Joc got cut off as Legolas kissed her squarely in the mouth. She made a strange muffled sighed and kissed him back. Legolas stood back up, his eye twitch and continued walking. Everyone had stopped staring at him. Joc follwed him, almost floating she was so happy.

"WHAT?!?! I got her to shut up, right?" the others only had to agree with Legolas with that fact. The continued to walk. Soon they came to Hollin and they had a breakfast. Aragorn was sitting beside Legolas as Joc ran off to talk and giggle with Sam.

"you know, that was really very Heroic. The whole self-sacrafice thing" Aragorn said it quietly. Legolas's eye twitched again and he made a small noise of pain. "I don't even think I could kiss her.If I knew who she was. I mean, just as an elf.." Aragorn wolf whistled and Legolas stared at him. "urrr, wrong choice of words?" Legolas sighed and let his mind wander. Cody was still sitting, glaring at Aragorn and fiddling with his arrows. How he had gotten them back..

Legolas sighed and rubbed his head. He looked back up and there was a black cloud. Well no, actauly it was great crows coming towards them to spy for the great never blinking eyes. He stood up. "THE BIRDS! THEY'RE AFTER US!" everyone looked at him. Maybe he got something from kissing Joc.or she was just rubbing off on him. "LOOK! OVER THERE!" he dove under a bush and so did the others.but Joc.

"Hey! Birdies! So cute! Black too! Black is good! Pretty birdi-" Boromir ran out, grabbed Lynn, gagged her and pulled her into the bush.