Sorry for the delay writers block is evilicous.
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"The only way is over the mountains." Gandalf said. "Unless we-"
"Go through Moria? I know. I read the books. I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" Joc started to sing, to the horror of all around. She had no singing voice.
"JOC! SHUT IT!" It was Cody who came over and slapped her.
"DON'T SLAPP THE HYPER ONE!" Sam yelled at him.
All where quiet.excluding Joc, who continued to sing.
"I am so smart! S-" Joc looked all happy. "So! On to Moria!"
".How can we get to Moria? I DON'T WHERE THE DOOR IS!" Gandalf stared at her.
"...though the door?" Joc stared back.
".where is the door?"
"Where door is."
"But where is that?"
"Where it-" Joc was cut off by Sam.
"SHUT! UP!" Now Sam slapped her.
"Why must I always be slapped?" Joc looked all forlorn.sadly tricking Legolas into coming to comfort her.
"It's alright, Dear." He said, patting her back.
".Did you just call me Dear?" Joc looked all happy again.
He coughed nervously. "Uhh, anyway." they stared at him.
"IT'S KAROKE NIGHT!" Joc had taken the chance to pull a karoke set, and t.v. set from her magical trench coat. Why she had it in her coat, we shall never know. Not that you would want to know.
"Kar-oke?" Boromir who looked confuzzled had given Sam the uncanny thought that she was clinging to a male version of Joc. She would have to re-think their relationship.if they had one.
Even as Boromir asked, Joc started to belt out the lyrics to 'Get this party Started'.
"Get this party starting on a Saturday night! Everybody waitin' for me to arrive!" She started to dance along with the song as the fellowship looked on in horror. Except for Hobbit Sam, who was bopping his head to the music. Frodo glared at him, so he stopped.
Sam drove at the karoke machine to save Joc from herself. Legolas' boy-band good looks were starting to wear Joc down into a prep. Luckily the next song was 'Fat Lip', starting Sam into a duet with Joc, scaring the fellowship even more.
"Storming through the party like my name was El Nino. Hanging out, drinking out in the back of an El Camino. As a kid, I was a skidd, nobody knew me by name. I trashed my own house party cause no body came-" They continued to sing it and finally Aragorn came to stop them.
"Errrrrr..Hello? Are you alright? I mean.. Drinking in a.ell Cameano?"
"NO! EL CAMINO!" They shouted at the same time.
"Hey you-" they did it again.
"But I said-" They stared at each other.
"Legolas is hot!" It was Sam that shouted it.
"AHHH! MIND MELD!" Joc ran away screaming and hiding behind Legolas, who looked confused. "And Sam, stop thinking about Boromir that way! IT'S JUST WRONG!"
"You do the same with Legolas!"
"I'M INNOCENT!"
"Oh, and that's why you want to see him later in a bathtub with whipped cream and strawberries?"
"STOP IT! I KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU AND JOE!"
". I don't like him."
"But your me. And I do like him! So that means you like him cause I'm you and your thinking like me and GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF MY ELF!" Joc slapped Sam as she tried to hide behind Legolas too.
"This is pure evil at it's best. And enteraining too!" By this time Boromir had found the Karoke machine and was singing 'I'm like a bird!" and Jerry Springer came out from behind a big rock.
"On today's show, Get your dirty mind-melding hands off my elf's ass, we have Sam and Joc. With background music by 'The Fellowship' feel free to get their new c.d. of remixes after!" It was Jerry Springer.only an Orc.
"I KNEW HE WASN'T HUMAN! IT'S HIM AND MICHEAL JACMKSON, I SWEAR!" Aragorn had been clapping to the beat of "Cleaning out my closet" as he saw Orc- Jerry, and chopped his head off, then went back to the music.
"Mind meld is over.I am not attracted to Humans! .that sounded wrong." Joc shook her head.
"The only way is over the mountains." Gandalf said. "Unless we-"
"Go through Moria? I know. I read the books. I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" Joc started to sing, to the horror of all around. She had no singing voice.
"JOC! SHUT IT!" It was Cody who came over and slapped her.
"DON'T SLAPP THE HYPER ONE!" Sam yelled at him.
All where quiet.excluding Joc, who continued to sing.
"I am so smart! S-" Joc looked all happy. "So! On to Moria!"
".How can we get to Moria? I DON'T WHERE THE DOOR IS!" Gandalf stared at her.
"...though the door?" Joc stared back.
".where is the door?"
"Where door is."
"But where is that?"
"Where it-" Joc was cut off by Sam.
"SHUT! UP!" Now Sam slapped her.
"Why must I always be slapped?" Joc looked all forlorn.sadly tricking Legolas into coming to comfort her.
"It's alright, Dear." He said, patting her back.
".Did you just call me Dear?" Joc looked all happy again.
He coughed nervously. "Uhh, anyway." they stared at him.
"IT'S KAROKE NIGHT!" Joc had taken the chance to pull a karoke set, and t.v. set from her magical trench coat. Why she had it in her coat, we shall never know. Not that you would want to know.
"Kar-oke?" Boromir who looked confuzzled had given Sam the uncanny thought that she was clinging to a male version of Joc. She would have to re-think their relationship.if they had one.
Even as Boromir asked, Joc started to belt out the lyrics to 'Get this party Started'.
"Get this party starting on a Saturday night! Everybody waitin' for me to arrive!" She started to dance along with the song as the fellowship looked on in horror. Except for Hobbit Sam, who was bopping his head to the music. Frodo glared at him, so he stopped.
Sam drove at the karoke machine to save Joc from herself. Legolas' boy-band good looks were starting to wear Joc down into a prep. Luckily the next song was 'Fat Lip', starting Sam into a duet with Joc, scaring the fellowship even more.
"Storming through the party like my name was El Nino. Hanging out, drinking out in the back of an El Camino. As a kid, I was a skidd, nobody knew me by name. I trashed my own house party cause no body came-" They continued to sing it and finally Aragorn came to stop them.
"Errrrrr..Hello? Are you alright? I mean.. Drinking in a.ell Cameano?"
"NO! EL CAMINO!" They shouted at the same time.
"Hey you-" they did it again.
"But I said-" They stared at each other.
"Legolas is hot!" It was Sam that shouted it.
"AHHH! MIND MELD!" Joc ran away screaming and hiding behind Legolas, who looked confused. "And Sam, stop thinking about Boromir that way! IT'S JUST WRONG!"
"You do the same with Legolas!"
"I'M INNOCENT!"
"Oh, and that's why you want to see him later in a bathtub with whipped cream and strawberries?"
"STOP IT! I KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU AND JOE!"
". I don't like him."
"But your me. And I do like him! So that means you like him cause I'm you and your thinking like me and GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF MY ELF!" Joc slapped Sam as she tried to hide behind Legolas too.
"This is pure evil at it's best. And enteraining too!" By this time Boromir had found the Karoke machine and was singing 'I'm like a bird!" and Jerry Springer came out from behind a big rock.
"On today's show, Get your dirty mind-melding hands off my elf's ass, we have Sam and Joc. With background music by 'The Fellowship' feel free to get their new c.d. of remixes after!" It was Jerry Springer.only an Orc.
"I KNEW HE WASN'T HUMAN! IT'S HIM AND MICHEAL JACMKSON, I SWEAR!" Aragorn had been clapping to the beat of "Cleaning out my closet" as he saw Orc- Jerry, and chopped his head off, then went back to the music.
"Mind meld is over.I am not attracted to Humans! .that sounded wrong." Joc shook her head.