That one was an interesting chapter.I was talking with Sam about Karaoke.and Jerry Springer. Well not really. More Babies and large muffins. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It had been a long night of listening to Boromir trying to sing. Finally he gave up and they put in c.d.s instead of karaoke. The first song was 'Stairway to Heaven". They slowly broke into couples;

Legolas and Jocelyn; Boromir and Sam; to Julia's horror, her and Pippin; Frodo and Hobbit Sam.after a hard look from Aragorn they stopped dancing though. Aragorn and Gimli. Merry stayed out, glaring at them.Cody with his crossbow.he had grown very //very//, attached to it. And Samantha had suddenly grown 3 years older in a night!

As Sam and Boromir started to dance, and shadowy figure appeared on the edge of their vision. //dun dun dun//.

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GIRL!" Chi-chi yelled. This 'Chi-chi" As Joc ran over, actually Leaving Legolas, after he willingly danced with her ((The ideas in this chapter are not my opinion. Frankly I'ld be a dumb ass if I did that)), yelling "CHI-CHI!" In a squeaky chipmunk voice and hugged him.

"I told you to stop calling me that!"

"Fine, Teddy bear man."

"THAT TOO!"

"Whatever, Mo-jo-jo-jo."

"Please.stop.I'm here only to appear heroic, capture Samantha's heart, and bring her home."

"You can bring us home?" Julia ran over.

"Well, no, not really."

"Damn."

Joe shrugged and walked away.

"Well that was interesting. Shall we dance, Jocelyn, or should I say, THE WOMAN WHO STOLE MY HEAT AND STEPPED ON IT!" Legolas glared at Joc.

"What.I stole your heart? Awww, that's so sweet!" Joc ran over and hugged an aspirated Legolas.

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Will Legolas apologise to Joc for something he didn't do? Will Boromir confess his deep longing for Chocolate? WILL WE EVER GET OUT OF THIS GOD- FORSAKEN LAND?!?!?! Stay tuned next time on Days of our Lives, I mean, the Downfall!