Now this'll be an amazing improvement on my other writing. XDD I've had . .
.practice. o_o;; and once again; Samantha is wonderful at giving me Muse
after I've lost my affixation with Legolas. *Wipes tear*
Quiet sobs echoed through the silent golden glowing woods; the two grieving hobbits trailing behind or merry group of travelers.
"This sucks. This sucks Ass. Sucks more ass than . . .. Than . . .. Samwise!" Legolas muttered under his breath; still bored out of his mind. Of course he felt bad for Gandalf's . . .. Murder; but he got past that easily.
"So; anyway. I was like 'you can't do that' and he was all 'oh hell I can!' so I was like 'then do it' and he-Pretty butterfly!" Joc on the other hand was getting along quite well as she skipped along; and yes, even Cody was feeling rather good in his hot black leather clothes and jet black-blue skin in Lorien. The tall trees overpowered them as Sam and Julia were speaking quietly about when they might get home.
Aragorn and Boromir were also talking quietly; them however about if they had both seen Samantha push a poor; senile old man over the edge of a bridge that descended into the bowels of the earth. They decided . . . yes.
The Fellowship walked along, pondering as to whether they would be able to survive this journey. Oh, it wasn't the Orcs and Uruk-hai and other evilness that bothered them, no, what worried them was Joc. She scared them.
Finally they gave in and walked in silence with Joc ruining the gloomy effect by her skipping ahead. Finally she got far enough ahead they lost sight of her.
" . . .Shouldn't we keep an eye on her?" Sam asked rather dully.
"Nah. She'll be . . .. Fine." Cody was randomly shooting at trees with his shiny crossbow.
"Stop doing that. Dammit. They all think that they can just run in here; light some fires; bring ass-ugly dwarves with axes and it'll allllll be hunky-dory. Well . . . damn that!" The new voice rambled into Elvish as The fellowship bounced and spun around, looking for the source. Soon enough they heard a giggle and saw the Grey of Lynn's trenchcoat . . .up a tree with Lynn; clinging to a rather nice-looking elf half-supporting her.
"The hell?" Sam blinked and squinted to look up at Joc; giggling and frailing her legs in the air half upside down.
"Who's this thing belong to?" He called back down; gesturing with his head towards Lynn.
"Him." They all pointed at Legolas at the same moment; as he groaned inwardly.
"Fine. Catch." He quite suddenly let go of Lynn . . .. Or at least tried. She suddenly quite liked the crook of his arm and was scream in panic at being dropped. "Dear gawd." He groaned and tried to shake her loose.
"Trust me. Her grip could kill an orc." Legolas said bluntly. Davien nodded and slowly disappeared from sight to come down to the ground to meet the others; muttering under his breath.
They waited rather patiently; knowing well what Davien must be putting up with. Finally there was a slight thud and an indignant noise from Lynn as she shuffled out of the underbrush; the elf sitting rather calmly in a tree about 5 feet up.
"So. . ." He cleared he throat to sound formal. "What brings you to the golden wood; place of the Lady of Light and all around prettifulness?" He had rather short hair for an elf, coming only to his shoulders as he looked at them.
It was Aragorn who stepped forward; self-decided leader of the group as the others shoot glared full of hate at his back. Cody rather nearly shot something much more pointy with his crossbow; but was restrained by Boromir.
"Well, you see, We're sorta going to Mt. Doom and That short guy there has this evil ring and. . .yeah." Sam rolled her eyes and finally came forward; still looking rather nice; although she refused to take off her blue dress, and so still wore over rather male breaches and vest.
"Yeah. And it's quite nice here. Now run along, elfy-boy and leave us be. Or bring us to whats her face. . . .phhhhft." She rolled her eyes and Davie sent a deathglare at her.
"You've got one hell of a mouth on your for a human. And what are you doing with a Drow?" He scowed deeply. "Come to think of it; why's he even here? I mean; wouldn't the light hurt your eyes, Ilythiiri?"
Cody's multi-facetedx eyes blinked for a second before he screamed in pain and fell into a crupple on the ground; trying to bury his head into the leaves.
". . .Wondered what would happen when he remembered. . ." Lynn commented; going over and taking out a blindfold; gently wrapping it around his eyes and stroking his colorless hair. "Gi, Ol orn tlu tenu, mrannd'ssinss. Talinth bauth l' oloth. . ." They all stared at him from awhile.
"Tirelea. . . .you did it again. . ." Legolas edged away from her.
"Did what?" She looked back up innocently.
"Spoke mori'quessir. . ." He said quietly; scowling at her as she shrugged; even Davien looking at her strangely.
"Oh; you shut up. . . ." She glared as Cody shakingly got up; the dark heavy cloth covering his eyes.
"Uhh. . .thanks." He said slowly as Davien snorted in distaste.
"Well; I do believe that I'll be taking you to Galadriel." He said with a shrug; easily dropping down gracefully and landing in a crouch.
"Well. . .whats your name, anyway?" Sam asked curiously; falling into step beside Boromir.
"Davien." He answered slightly with a shrug.
"D-A-V-I-E-N? Like. . .Davie?" Lynn smiled slightly, skipped along once more.
". .. Amin Delotha lle."
Quiet sobs echoed through the silent golden glowing woods; the two grieving hobbits trailing behind or merry group of travelers.
"This sucks. This sucks Ass. Sucks more ass than . . .. Than . . .. Samwise!" Legolas muttered under his breath; still bored out of his mind. Of course he felt bad for Gandalf's . . .. Murder; but he got past that easily.
"So; anyway. I was like 'you can't do that' and he was all 'oh hell I can!' so I was like 'then do it' and he-Pretty butterfly!" Joc on the other hand was getting along quite well as she skipped along; and yes, even Cody was feeling rather good in his hot black leather clothes and jet black-blue skin in Lorien. The tall trees overpowered them as Sam and Julia were speaking quietly about when they might get home.
Aragorn and Boromir were also talking quietly; them however about if they had both seen Samantha push a poor; senile old man over the edge of a bridge that descended into the bowels of the earth. They decided . . . yes.
The Fellowship walked along, pondering as to whether they would be able to survive this journey. Oh, it wasn't the Orcs and Uruk-hai and other evilness that bothered them, no, what worried them was Joc. She scared them.
Finally they gave in and walked in silence with Joc ruining the gloomy effect by her skipping ahead. Finally she got far enough ahead they lost sight of her.
" . . .Shouldn't we keep an eye on her?" Sam asked rather dully.
"Nah. She'll be . . .. Fine." Cody was randomly shooting at trees with his shiny crossbow.
"Stop doing that. Dammit. They all think that they can just run in here; light some fires; bring ass-ugly dwarves with axes and it'll allllll be hunky-dory. Well . . . damn that!" The new voice rambled into Elvish as The fellowship bounced and spun around, looking for the source. Soon enough they heard a giggle and saw the Grey of Lynn's trenchcoat . . .up a tree with Lynn; clinging to a rather nice-looking elf half-supporting her.
"The hell?" Sam blinked and squinted to look up at Joc; giggling and frailing her legs in the air half upside down.
"Who's this thing belong to?" He called back down; gesturing with his head towards Lynn.
"Him." They all pointed at Legolas at the same moment; as he groaned inwardly.
"Fine. Catch." He quite suddenly let go of Lynn . . .. Or at least tried. She suddenly quite liked the crook of his arm and was scream in panic at being dropped. "Dear gawd." He groaned and tried to shake her loose.
"Trust me. Her grip could kill an orc." Legolas said bluntly. Davien nodded and slowly disappeared from sight to come down to the ground to meet the others; muttering under his breath.
They waited rather patiently; knowing well what Davien must be putting up with. Finally there was a slight thud and an indignant noise from Lynn as she shuffled out of the underbrush; the elf sitting rather calmly in a tree about 5 feet up.
"So. . ." He cleared he throat to sound formal. "What brings you to the golden wood; place of the Lady of Light and all around prettifulness?" He had rather short hair for an elf, coming only to his shoulders as he looked at them.
It was Aragorn who stepped forward; self-decided leader of the group as the others shoot glared full of hate at his back. Cody rather nearly shot something much more pointy with his crossbow; but was restrained by Boromir.
"Well, you see, We're sorta going to Mt. Doom and That short guy there has this evil ring and. . .yeah." Sam rolled her eyes and finally came forward; still looking rather nice; although she refused to take off her blue dress, and so still wore over rather male breaches and vest.
"Yeah. And it's quite nice here. Now run along, elfy-boy and leave us be. Or bring us to whats her face. . . .phhhhft." She rolled her eyes and Davie sent a deathglare at her.
"You've got one hell of a mouth on your for a human. And what are you doing with a Drow?" He scowed deeply. "Come to think of it; why's he even here? I mean; wouldn't the light hurt your eyes, Ilythiiri?"
Cody's multi-facetedx eyes blinked for a second before he screamed in pain and fell into a crupple on the ground; trying to bury his head into the leaves.
". . .Wondered what would happen when he remembered. . ." Lynn commented; going over and taking out a blindfold; gently wrapping it around his eyes and stroking his colorless hair. "Gi, Ol orn tlu tenu, mrannd'ssinss. Talinth bauth l' oloth. . ." They all stared at him from awhile.
"Tirelea. . . .you did it again. . ." Legolas edged away from her.
"Did what?" She looked back up innocently.
"Spoke mori'quessir. . ." He said quietly; scowling at her as she shrugged; even Davien looking at her strangely.
"Oh; you shut up. . . ." She glared as Cody shakingly got up; the dark heavy cloth covering his eyes.
"Uhh. . .thanks." He said slowly as Davien snorted in distaste.
"Well; I do believe that I'll be taking you to Galadriel." He said with a shrug; easily dropping down gracefully and landing in a crouch.
"Well. . .whats your name, anyway?" Sam asked curiously; falling into step beside Boromir.
"Davien." He answered slightly with a shrug.
"D-A-V-I-E-N? Like. . .Davie?" Lynn smiled slightly, skipped along once more.
". .. Amin Delotha lle."