Updated Muse: . . . .*is gone*
Joc: . .Urk. x_x
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"Why didn't you bother blindfolding us like in the book? You know. With the dwarf and everything." Joc commented randomly, now having forced Cody with his new naturally submissive nature to carry her.
"Yeah. Even -I- know that, Davie." Samantha pointed out with a nod as she struggled through the thick underbrush without ripping her dress. Quite a difficult task, by the way.
". . . . . . You shuddup. And it's DavieN, thankyouverymuch." He muttered, sulking slightly as he walked. They walked on with relative silence as Joc randomly giggled and poked Cody, oh looked at seemingly mundane things about them. It took surprisingly little time before they got the city. The glorious city! The lovely, shining city made up of-
"What the -hell- are those things!?!?!" Aragorn broke in, staring up the tree.
"Elevators. How the hell do you -think- we get up a five hundred foot tree?" Davien said dryily as Joc and Sam looked back over at each other with hope. Technologyyyyyyy. Thank goooood. Davien came up and pressed the 'Up' button. Then waited. And waited. And-
"These eluhveters are awfully slow." Boromir pointed out dully.
"Yeah well. . . .you shuddup." Davien repeated once more. Finally the bing, the long awaited and longed for bing, announced the arrival of said 'Eluhveter'. They all packed in, the hobbits finally having to be held and squished against the others. Merry rather liked being squished against Joc.
"Hey there little buddy! Son cute! So cyoooote!" She started pinching his cheeks. The happiness of bodily contact wore of quickly.
"I think I'm going to vomit." Cody said weakly, his black face going slightly greyish. There was somehow a large amount of room about him in a cramped elevator.
"Darkies don't take well to heights. . . Moria was more fun."
"Moria. . . .Moria is my god. NO! no! Lloth! Lloth! We loves Lloth, yes we does!" He said quickly, spinning around him.
". ..He's gone paranoid." Boromir whispered to Aragorn quietly near the window.
"So? Nothing wrong with Paranoia, ya false Steward." Aragorn muttered back.
"Oh yeah?"
"Fo' Shizzle!" He responded.
"Whatcha gunna do about it, Arrie? Shank me?"
"Hell ya!" He reached for his sword and drew it with a pretty twirl, forcing everyone back over to Cody. Joy of joys.
"Don't do it! Don't sacrifice yourself for me, Johnny!" Sam cried out, running too the two of them.
"No, Not for ya, but I gotta. I just- . .. Johnny? Who's Johnny?" Boromir looked back to Sam a little strangely.
". . ." Sam had shifty eyes as she looked around the Elevator.
"Ohhh, Sammy's got a secret Love! Sammy's-" Joc was cut off by Sam looking out the huge window.
"LOOK! NAZGUL!" She screamed as everyone stared back out the window.
"What? Nah, that's just one of 'em pretty birdies!" Joc complained as boromir squinted to get a better look. Then got whacked in the back of the head by Aragorn, crashing against the window and shattering it, then falling out to the ground.
"NOOOOOOOOO-" Sam screamed, running up to the window before Aragorn caught her, holding her back.
"It was best for all of us, Samantha." He said with frightening passion and. . .blood. .. lust. Yeah. That's it.
". .. It's true, ya know. Otherwise he'd have died from big crossbow bolts. Yeah." Joc said wisely.
"Oh joy. Now we gotta pay for the window. It's coming outta your pocket, Elessar!" Davien pointed accusingly to Aragorn.
Yeah. . . .We killed of Boromir early. _ Sam decided that Aragorn was hotter. XDD Next chapter coming soon! *is working on it now*
Joc: . .Urk. x_x
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"Why didn't you bother blindfolding us like in the book? You know. With the dwarf and everything." Joc commented randomly, now having forced Cody with his new naturally submissive nature to carry her.
"Yeah. Even -I- know that, Davie." Samantha pointed out with a nod as she struggled through the thick underbrush without ripping her dress. Quite a difficult task, by the way.
". . . . . . You shuddup. And it's DavieN, thankyouverymuch." He muttered, sulking slightly as he walked. They walked on with relative silence as Joc randomly giggled and poked Cody, oh looked at seemingly mundane things about them. It took surprisingly little time before they got the city. The glorious city! The lovely, shining city made up of-
"What the -hell- are those things!?!?!" Aragorn broke in, staring up the tree.
"Elevators. How the hell do you -think- we get up a five hundred foot tree?" Davien said dryily as Joc and Sam looked back over at each other with hope. Technologyyyyyyy. Thank goooood. Davien came up and pressed the 'Up' button. Then waited. And waited. And-
"These eluhveters are awfully slow." Boromir pointed out dully.
"Yeah well. . . .you shuddup." Davien repeated once more. Finally the bing, the long awaited and longed for bing, announced the arrival of said 'Eluhveter'. They all packed in, the hobbits finally having to be held and squished against the others. Merry rather liked being squished against Joc.
"Hey there little buddy! Son cute! So cyoooote!" She started pinching his cheeks. The happiness of bodily contact wore of quickly.
"I think I'm going to vomit." Cody said weakly, his black face going slightly greyish. There was somehow a large amount of room about him in a cramped elevator.
"Darkies don't take well to heights. . . Moria was more fun."
"Moria. . . .Moria is my god. NO! no! Lloth! Lloth! We loves Lloth, yes we does!" He said quickly, spinning around him.
". ..He's gone paranoid." Boromir whispered to Aragorn quietly near the window.
"So? Nothing wrong with Paranoia, ya false Steward." Aragorn muttered back.
"Oh yeah?"
"Fo' Shizzle!" He responded.
"Whatcha gunna do about it, Arrie? Shank me?"
"Hell ya!" He reached for his sword and drew it with a pretty twirl, forcing everyone back over to Cody. Joy of joys.
"Don't do it! Don't sacrifice yourself for me, Johnny!" Sam cried out, running too the two of them.
"No, Not for ya, but I gotta. I just- . .. Johnny? Who's Johnny?" Boromir looked back to Sam a little strangely.
". . ." Sam had shifty eyes as she looked around the Elevator.
"Ohhh, Sammy's got a secret Love! Sammy's-" Joc was cut off by Sam looking out the huge window.
"LOOK! NAZGUL!" She screamed as everyone stared back out the window.
"What? Nah, that's just one of 'em pretty birdies!" Joc complained as boromir squinted to get a better look. Then got whacked in the back of the head by Aragorn, crashing against the window and shattering it, then falling out to the ground.
"NOOOOOOOOO-" Sam screamed, running up to the window before Aragorn caught her, holding her back.
"It was best for all of us, Samantha." He said with frightening passion and. . .blood. .. lust. Yeah. That's it.
". .. It's true, ya know. Otherwise he'd have died from big crossbow bolts. Yeah." Joc said wisely.
"Oh joy. Now we gotta pay for the window. It's coming outta your pocket, Elessar!" Davien pointed accusingly to Aragorn.
Yeah. . . .We killed of Boromir early. _ Sam decided that Aragorn was hotter. XDD Next chapter coming soon! *is working on it now*