You can all yell at Samantha for forcing me to continue on this tragic tale
of mirth! *was reading Shakespeare*
"Welcome to Lothlorien! Original City of the Elves and a helluva lot better then Rivendell-"
"YOU CHEAT!"
"And even more better then Mirkwood."
"LIES!"
Joc looked around slightly, in bless. "Future Shops! Palm Pilots! I'M IN HEAVEN!" She squealed, bouncing away from then once in the true city, nearly falling off a branch a few times as she went on hopping, bouncing and squealing.
"It's better than Heaven! LOOK! HOT ELF WITH MP3S!" Sam gasped and pointed at one of the elves walking by before he was tackled blindly by both Joc and her.
". . . I'm Frightened." Frodo murmured quietly to Sam, one of his first lines.
" . . .I'll hold you, Mr. Frodo." Samwise told him confidentially.
"GAWD! STOP DOING THAT!" Frodo screamed, whacking the hobbit away.
". . . Common, Let's go see the Lady."
"You mean Galadriel? Prissy Elf lady of the Woods?" Julia Asked slightly confused as she held Pippin at bay with a branch. Merry had since attempted to grope at Joc, who giggled and snogged her random elf. Ah, brilliant.
". . .Yes, that Lady."
"Galadriel of the sparkly eyes of Dwarven fame?" Gimli asked, looking up at him.
"Ye- WHAT?!?! The dwarves got a thing for the eyes too?!!?" Davien sighed, rubbing his forehead slightly. "Oh I give up. Let's just go."
It was surprisingly easy for them to get the Lothlorien Lady, although several Elves in black suits with little headsets surrounded her.
"Welcome, Men, Fellow elves, and halflings. I know of why you've come-"
"For your Internet?" Joc cut in with huge, loving, hopeful eyes.
". . .No, For the-"
"For the free Palm Pilot games?" Sam interrupted, holding aforementioned Palm Pilot close to her chest.
". . .No... The -ring-. . . " She sighed once more. "Now, back to me-"
"Yes. . You. Lady, you are so beautiful. . Your eyes so sparkly. . "
"Gawds, don't remind me. Damn those Christmas Lights! CELLLLEBBBOOOOORN!" She half screamed before her well training husband hurried back.
"Yes dear?" He asked quickly.
"Can you get those damn things -down-?!? I mean it's already June!" She complained, gesturing wildly to the dangling Xmas lights.
"Yes, Dear. Love you, Dear."
"Yes, Yes. Now hurry up and do it!" She sighed slightly, giving a discontent Snort as Celeborn began to jump to try and grab the Christmas lights that reflected in her eyes. Cody coughed to cover his "Whipish!" sound.
"Look who's talking, Darkie-boy." Joc murmured quietly, having climbed onto his back and carve pretty designs into his shoulder with a dagger while her other hand played with the whip at his belt. "Now common! Real noise! Real noise!" She tried to untie it, but failed horribly and left off.
"You two hush up!" Galadriel glared at the two of them. "Now, As I was saying . . . Oh, screw it. Celeborn, come on. I've got to go pee."
"Coming, Dear."
" . . .what?!?! Why does he-. . .but she-. .. . Ew." Aragorn gave a shudder as Sam sobbed into his tunic, now back to grieving for Bory-poo.
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Yes. That was. . .Disturbing.
"Welcome to Lothlorien! Original City of the Elves and a helluva lot better then Rivendell-"
"YOU CHEAT!"
"And even more better then Mirkwood."
"LIES!"
Joc looked around slightly, in bless. "Future Shops! Palm Pilots! I'M IN HEAVEN!" She squealed, bouncing away from then once in the true city, nearly falling off a branch a few times as she went on hopping, bouncing and squealing.
"It's better than Heaven! LOOK! HOT ELF WITH MP3S!" Sam gasped and pointed at one of the elves walking by before he was tackled blindly by both Joc and her.
". . . I'm Frightened." Frodo murmured quietly to Sam, one of his first lines.
" . . .I'll hold you, Mr. Frodo." Samwise told him confidentially.
"GAWD! STOP DOING THAT!" Frodo screamed, whacking the hobbit away.
". . . Common, Let's go see the Lady."
"You mean Galadriel? Prissy Elf lady of the Woods?" Julia Asked slightly confused as she held Pippin at bay with a branch. Merry had since attempted to grope at Joc, who giggled and snogged her random elf. Ah, brilliant.
". . .Yes, that Lady."
"Galadriel of the sparkly eyes of Dwarven fame?" Gimli asked, looking up at him.
"Ye- WHAT?!?! The dwarves got a thing for the eyes too?!!?" Davien sighed, rubbing his forehead slightly. "Oh I give up. Let's just go."
It was surprisingly easy for them to get the Lothlorien Lady, although several Elves in black suits with little headsets surrounded her.
"Welcome, Men, Fellow elves, and halflings. I know of why you've come-"
"For your Internet?" Joc cut in with huge, loving, hopeful eyes.
". . .No, For the-"
"For the free Palm Pilot games?" Sam interrupted, holding aforementioned Palm Pilot close to her chest.
". . .No... The -ring-. . . " She sighed once more. "Now, back to me-"
"Yes. . You. Lady, you are so beautiful. . Your eyes so sparkly. . "
"Gawds, don't remind me. Damn those Christmas Lights! CELLLLEBBBOOOOORN!" She half screamed before her well training husband hurried back.
"Yes dear?" He asked quickly.
"Can you get those damn things -down-?!? I mean it's already June!" She complained, gesturing wildly to the dangling Xmas lights.
"Yes, Dear. Love you, Dear."
"Yes, Yes. Now hurry up and do it!" She sighed slightly, giving a discontent Snort as Celeborn began to jump to try and grab the Christmas lights that reflected in her eyes. Cody coughed to cover his "Whipish!" sound.
"Look who's talking, Darkie-boy." Joc murmured quietly, having climbed onto his back and carve pretty designs into his shoulder with a dagger while her other hand played with the whip at his belt. "Now common! Real noise! Real noise!" She tried to untie it, but failed horribly and left off.
"You two hush up!" Galadriel glared at the two of them. "Now, As I was saying . . . Oh, screw it. Celeborn, come on. I've got to go pee."
"Coming, Dear."
" . . .what?!?! Why does he-. . .but she-. .. . Ew." Aragorn gave a shudder as Sam sobbed into his tunic, now back to grieving for Bory-poo.
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Yes. That was. . .Disturbing.