I've just realized I probably ought to up the rating a bit more. XDD
*snort*
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They finally were able to leave the Lady of the Wood to her and Celeborns. . Activities. Joc and Sam ran off to go 'shopping' for electronics they hadn't even had a chance to beg for back home and the others found just where they were staying, a local Hojo. Oh no. Not a Howard Johnson. A Hondil Jostanyl. Very nice. And cheap.
There was some cheesy scene between the PMSing Galadriel and Frodo. Quite scary, really.
Finally, it came time to leave. Galadriel was still angry with Frodo and so had one of her ladies give them out. Much to the disapproval of Gimli and her anger that Samwise already had rope.
Joy of joys.
Finally it was time to load onto the boats as Joc and Sam shuffled forward, Sam in large, baggy clothes and Joc holding her trench coat close to her. It didn't take terribly long before Elf Security came to them, clearing his throat.
"My, your clothes look awfully . . .baggy and.. . Full of stolen goods."
"Yes, Yes they do. . Don't they, Joc?" Sam asked innocently.
"Oh yes. It's uhh . . .All the rage in Rivendell, you know." Joc covered, nodding once more.
"Oh really? Well finally! I always hated going there. Those Robes really did nothing to show my hips-" The Elf trailed off slightly, shifting his weight back onto his other leg.
"RUN SAM! RUN! I'LL HOLD HIM OFF!" Joc screamed, pointing at the tethered boats as Sam ran towards them, electric plugs falling out of her clothes as she flung herself into the coat as Joc took the chance to snog the surprised Security and then also run to the Get-a-way boat.
The fellowship sighed as Joc and Sam attempted to paddle off with the boat still tied to the tree dockness. Finally Galadriel sighed, rubbing her temple.
"Oh hell. Just leave, dammit." She pointed to the boats. "Just. . . .go. GO! SHOO! Celeborn, Make 'em go!" they rather quickly went into the boats at that point. Oh goody day.
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They finally were able to leave the Lady of the Wood to her and Celeborns. . Activities. Joc and Sam ran off to go 'shopping' for electronics they hadn't even had a chance to beg for back home and the others found just where they were staying, a local Hojo. Oh no. Not a Howard Johnson. A Hondil Jostanyl. Very nice. And cheap.
There was some cheesy scene between the PMSing Galadriel and Frodo. Quite scary, really.
Finally, it came time to leave. Galadriel was still angry with Frodo and so had one of her ladies give them out. Much to the disapproval of Gimli and her anger that Samwise already had rope.
Joy of joys.
Finally it was time to load onto the boats as Joc and Sam shuffled forward, Sam in large, baggy clothes and Joc holding her trench coat close to her. It didn't take terribly long before Elf Security came to them, clearing his throat.
"My, your clothes look awfully . . .baggy and.. . Full of stolen goods."
"Yes, Yes they do. . Don't they, Joc?" Sam asked innocently.
"Oh yes. It's uhh . . .All the rage in Rivendell, you know." Joc covered, nodding once more.
"Oh really? Well finally! I always hated going there. Those Robes really did nothing to show my hips-" The Elf trailed off slightly, shifting his weight back onto his other leg.
"RUN SAM! RUN! I'LL HOLD HIM OFF!" Joc screamed, pointing at the tethered boats as Sam ran towards them, electric plugs falling out of her clothes as she flung herself into the coat as Joc took the chance to snog the surprised Security and then also run to the Get-a-way boat.
The fellowship sighed as Joc and Sam attempted to paddle off with the boat still tied to the tree dockness. Finally Galadriel sighed, rubbing her temple.
"Oh hell. Just leave, dammit." She pointed to the boats. "Just. . . .go. GO! SHOO! Celeborn, Make 'em go!" they rather quickly went into the boats at that point. Oh goody day.