Here is a new story about Arwen and a fish. Note I do not own any
character, Tolkien does...this is just a parody.
Arwen is known to be a promiscuous elf. Amongst her people she has been married many times over, as elves think you marry those you have slept with. Arwen had tried to curb her nympho lifestyle and was now a queen of Gondor. However, even when not sleeping with her husband or her stable boys for that matter, not to mention her gardener, well you get the picture... she decided to get away from this and went to the river.
Arwen loved the river; she was an elf after all. However, this time she saw something she never expected, this handsome fish. "I am Arwen", she said in her maiden tongue. "I am Mr. Juicy Sweet, but you can call me MJS," responded the sly fish. They swam and talked for hours. Then Arwen had that feeling come over her, the same one she had when before she made it with the entire Lothlorien High School Archery Team at one time.
Before they knew it, she was rolling with MJS and touched him places, places that were not his fins. After hours of this experience, she bid him adieu. "You have been wonderful," the Queen said. "I had better," thought the mackin' fish. But he kindly said that, "You are as wonderful as any queen of men or elves could have been." They never saw each other again.
That night, King Elesser came home to his wife. They kissed and he was about to make love to her before he stopped, sniffed and said "hun, you smell like fish." Arwen was speechless. She knew he would not believe her, even if she told the truth. As they made love all she could think about was MJS and how deeply he breathed through his gills as they were in the heat of passion.
Arwen is known to be a promiscuous elf. Amongst her people she has been married many times over, as elves think you marry those you have slept with. Arwen had tried to curb her nympho lifestyle and was now a queen of Gondor. However, even when not sleeping with her husband or her stable boys for that matter, not to mention her gardener, well you get the picture... she decided to get away from this and went to the river.
Arwen loved the river; she was an elf after all. However, this time she saw something she never expected, this handsome fish. "I am Arwen", she said in her maiden tongue. "I am Mr. Juicy Sweet, but you can call me MJS," responded the sly fish. They swam and talked for hours. Then Arwen had that feeling come over her, the same one she had when before she made it with the entire Lothlorien High School Archery Team at one time.
Before they knew it, she was rolling with MJS and touched him places, places that were not his fins. After hours of this experience, she bid him adieu. "You have been wonderful," the Queen said. "I had better," thought the mackin' fish. But he kindly said that, "You are as wonderful as any queen of men or elves could have been." They never saw each other again.
That night, King Elesser came home to his wife. They kissed and he was about to make love to her before he stopped, sniffed and said "hun, you smell like fish." Arwen was speechless. She knew he would not believe her, even if she told the truth. As they made love all she could think about was MJS and how deeply he breathed through his gills as they were in the heat of passion.