Disclaimer: I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean, Disney does. I also
don't own Monty Python and the Holy Grail, someone else does. And forgive
me for my lack of knowing what anything is. (I'm making it up. I have no
idea what's going on.)
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The Guardian, a great ship of the British Navy, was making its way through the warm water of the Caribbean. The Guardian was out looking for pirates after they received an anonymous tip where a large group of pirates would be. Commodore Norrington is compelled to destroy the town of Tortuga.
"Commodore!" Gillette shouted and handed the telescope to his superior.
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In Tortuga pirates are singing, drinking rum, chasing women, fighting, drinking rum, shooting, dunking people in wells, fighting, drinking rum, and being totally disgusting. It is not a place dear Norrington would like to be.
"On second thoughts let's not go to Tortuga, 'tis a silly place," he concluded.
"Quite right," Gillette agreed.
* * *
The Guardian, a great ship of the British Navy, was making its way through the warm water of the Caribbean. The Guardian was out looking for pirates after they received an anonymous tip where a large group of pirates would be. Commodore Norrington is compelled to destroy the town of Tortuga.
"Commodore!" Gillette shouted and handed the telescope to his superior.
* * *
In Tortuga pirates are singing, drinking rum, chasing women, fighting, drinking rum, shooting, dunking people in wells, fighting, drinking rum, and being totally disgusting. It is not a place dear Norrington would like to be.
"On second thoughts let's not go to Tortuga, 'tis a silly place," he concluded.
"Quite right," Gillette agreed.