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Captain Jack Sparrow is sits in prison, all the others waiting to be hanged had escaped when the cannonball smashed through the wall. If only it had been slightly to the right.. An officer is knocked down the stairs and then comes Twigg and Koehler.
"This ain't the armory," Twigg says after looking around.
"Well, well, well, look what we have here, Twigg: Captain Jack Sparrow," Koehler says after seeing Jack imprisoned.
Twigg spits at Jack and says, "Last time I saw you, you were all alone on a godforsaken island, shrinking into the distance. His fortunes aren't improved much."
"Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers," Jack says and is then grabbed by Koehler and Jack sees his skeleton arm. "So there is a curse. That's interesting."
"You know nothing of Hell," Koehler says before he and Twigg leave.
"That's very interesting."
"You lucky bastard," says a voice.
"Who's that?" Jack calls out.
"You lucky, lucky bastard," the voice says again. Jack looks over to a cell across the room and sees an old man hanging on the wall from his hands.
"What?" Jack asks.
"Proper little pirate's pet, aren't we?"
"What do you mean?"
"You must have slipped him a few shillings, eh?"
"Slipped him a few shillings! You saw him spit in my face!" Jack is getting annoyed.
"Oh, what I wouldn't give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face!"
"Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? They marooned my on an island!"
"Marooned! Oooh, ooh, oh, oh," the man mocks. "My idea of heaven is to be marooned on an island.just for a few hours. They must think the sun shines out of your arse, matey.
"Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time!" Jack says to the old git.
"You've had a hard time?! I've been here for five years! They only hung me the right way up yesterday! So don't you come around-"
"All right. All right," Jack says.
"They must think you're Lord God Almighty."
"What will they do to me?" Jack asks the strange man since he has been here for so long (and also since he's the only person in the room).
"Oh, you'll probably get away with hanging."
"Hanging?!"
"Aye, first offence," the man confirms.
"Get away with being hanged!? It's-"
"The best thing the England ever did for us," said the strange man.
"What?" Jack was very confused now. And before the man could say anything else, Will Turner ran in to seek Jack's help.
Captain Jack Sparrow is sits in prison, all the others waiting to be hanged had escaped when the cannonball smashed through the wall. If only it had been slightly to the right.. An officer is knocked down the stairs and then comes Twigg and Koehler.
"This ain't the armory," Twigg says after looking around.
"Well, well, well, look what we have here, Twigg: Captain Jack Sparrow," Koehler says after seeing Jack imprisoned.
Twigg spits at Jack and says, "Last time I saw you, you were all alone on a godforsaken island, shrinking into the distance. His fortunes aren't improved much."
"Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers," Jack says and is then grabbed by Koehler and Jack sees his skeleton arm. "So there is a curse. That's interesting."
"You know nothing of Hell," Koehler says before he and Twigg leave.
"That's very interesting."
"You lucky bastard," says a voice.
"Who's that?" Jack calls out.
"You lucky, lucky bastard," the voice says again. Jack looks over to a cell across the room and sees an old man hanging on the wall from his hands.
"What?" Jack asks.
"Proper little pirate's pet, aren't we?"
"What do you mean?"
"You must have slipped him a few shillings, eh?"
"Slipped him a few shillings! You saw him spit in my face!" Jack is getting annoyed.
"Oh, what I wouldn't give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face!"
"Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? They marooned my on an island!"
"Marooned! Oooh, ooh, oh, oh," the man mocks. "My idea of heaven is to be marooned on an island.just for a few hours. They must think the sun shines out of your arse, matey.
"Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time!" Jack says to the old git.
"You've had a hard time?! I've been here for five years! They only hung me the right way up yesterday! So don't you come around-"
"All right. All right," Jack says.
"They must think you're Lord God Almighty."
"What will they do to me?" Jack asks the strange man since he has been here for so long (and also since he's the only person in the room).
"Oh, you'll probably get away with hanging."
"Hanging?!"
"Aye, first offence," the man confirms.
"Get away with being hanged!? It's-"
"The best thing the England ever did for us," said the strange man.
"What?" Jack was very confused now. And before the man could say anything else, Will Turner ran in to seek Jack's help.