A/N: and thus I have returned with a new chapter! *Cackles evilly* So…I'm hoping that you all enjoyed my last one *everyone nods*, sweetness…
*Claimers*: Well I don't own too much expect for myself, and the idea. If anyone else out there has a similar idea sorry! But I really came up with this on my own.
*Disclaimers*: I don't own Michelle and Alexa (for they are real people, my friends, that I'm just throwing into this story cuz they're so cool! I also don't own Gundam Wing and other corporate labels I might mention later in the story. Don't sue me! I'm innocent! Innocent I tell you!
Thanks again and always to those who read and reviewed! You guys as you already know are awesome and have no idea how much this means to me!
bKat/b: *blushes* aww thanks! Yea I'm working on it *grins*
bPatty G/b: lol! Thanks, hehe, looks like SOMEONE *hint Lex* has a fan! ^.^
bAfroman999/b: yes I know…I AM lazy, and *cough* keep the info about your room to yourself next time Laurence!!!! I did NOT WANT TO HEAR THAT!!! O.o
bSilent Fear/b: you have a cool name…I think I'll steal it…jksjks! (Maybe later) hehe yea they're caught…and don't worry more is finally here!
bAya Yuy P.SII/b: *cough* haha…U WISH!!! ^.^ nah…we can share…NOT!!! Joking!
bMich Vb: thanks, really appreciate it! And yes…we need to finish that plot against mold LMAO!!!
bMich Maxwellb: thanks mow!
bLex/b: awwww!!! Thanks nimou!! Heh…I'll try to post it sooner ^_^
AND ONE LAST THING!!: there is some mild swearing in Duo's and Heero's POVS! Just thought I'd warn you if anyone is offended by that language.
LAST TIME on "SuRpRiSe!" : When they reached the front door, Mich was just about to open it when it swung open and Trowa and Wufei stepped through.
//Ohh SHIT// was the only thought that ran through the three friends' heads as the two pilots locked eyes with them.
SuRpRiSe!:
Chapter 6: Settling in
The three friends were mentally going crazy, frantically trying to figure a way out of this awkward situation while Trowa and Wufei just stared at them in a confused and questioning manner.
A few seconds later there were some noise coming from upstairs, so all five of them looked up only to see Quatre slowly making his way down the stairs. He appeared to be walking as if he was in some sort of pain, also the fact that he was holding his head and clutching the handrail to the point that his knuckles were white might have suggested that something had happened.
Lex quickly dropped her eyes to the floor feeling guilty for what she had done to poor Quatre merely 20 minutes ago.
Mich grabbed both Lex and Kat and pushed past Trowa and Wufei. "House cleaning!" she yelled out and desperately pushed Kat and Lex towards the car. They shoved everything in quickly, not caring how stupid they looked, falling over themselves as they tried to get in the car as fast as possible.
"STEP ON IT!!" both Lex and Mich yelled. Kat 'put the pedal to the metal' (A/N: ok that was just the corny of all corny things, but I just had to put that in…for...corny…unexplainable reasons…) and the car zoomed (A/N: corny word #2) out of sight.
Trowa and Wufei just stared at the spot where the car was just moments before it took off. Then they looked at each other and sweatdropped. "House cleaning?" they asked in unison. They turned their attention to Quatre who had reached the front door; he looked up at Trowa and asked "Who was that?"
"House cleaning?" he replied and shrugged.
"House cleaning? We don't have house cleaning, since when do we have hou—
Wait…what did those 'house cleaners' look like, did you see by any chance?" Quatre asked; if they described what he was thinking right then, then that was who he thought it was.
"There were three of them, an asian, a blonde and brunette. All three were about our height maybe an inch or two shorter. The blonde and brunette were wearing pajamas if I saw correctly, and the asian one was apparently wearing an outfit very similar to what Duo would wear. Two of them, the blonde and brunette, were holding what appeared to be pillow cases filled with something I couldn't identify and the other one was holding some sort of staff or stick wrapped in some purple cloth. When we first came in and saw them, they looked terrified for some reason, they just ran out and sped away in a hurry in a Black Lamborghini[1] Diablo, kind of looked similar to one of Heero's, but that's only me." Wufei informed him as he crossed his arms over his chest and leaned on the doorframe.
Quatre's eyes widened, he turned around and dashed back up the stairs ignoring the pain that was searing through his head and to the room where from which he had first come out of.
"Did we miss something?" Wufei asked Trowa.
"Probably."
They nodded to each other and started up the stairs after Quatre to hopefully get some answers.
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.·´¯`·-Meanwhile in the car-·´¯`·.
"Hey Kat, slow down, I don't think we need to rush anymore, I don't think they're following us," Lex said while looking back again.
"So where are we headed? By the looks of this place it's definitely some sort of prison box with no sky." Mich said while slowly relaxing.
The car slowed down a bit and was going at a relatively normal pace, the same as the cars that drove alongside them.
I think we should either look for a hotel right now or an apartment building. I mean we have enough money to last us at least a whole YEAR!! I say we just go and buy an apartment and go SHOPPING!!!!!!" Mich started to get excited, maybe this wasn't going to be as bad as they thought.
"How about those condominiums over there?" Lex pointed to two condos standing side by side, "They look pretty good." When everyone agreed, the car turned and pulled up to the entrance of the fist building and everyone stepped out from the car.
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.·´¯`·-Back at Quatre's house-·´¯`·.
All five pilots were together sitting and discussing in Quatre's study.
"So are you trying to tell me that you three got knocked out by three weak WOMEN?! Ha! I thought I'd never see the day when the 'great' Heero Yuy fell before a woman. I'm sorry but I just find that extremely wrong and hard to believe." Wufei sneered as he leaned back against the couch, a smirk dancing upon his lips. Heero just glared at him with one of his don't-make-me-kill-you glares and shifted slightly in his seat. Quatre's cheeks reddened slightly.
"That's not the point Wufei" he was sitting at his desk, "The point is that we underestimated them, and because of this, they escaped." He stated as he looked around the room. "How about we take a small break, we'll re-group in this room in 20 minutes time. I'm sure that this will give each of us some time to think about the situation." Everyone nodded and started to exit the room as each went their own separate ways.
.·´¯`·-Duo's POV-·´¯`·.
Oh man…why do I feel a killer headache coming up from this? How could I not see it coming? Ah well, they'll be back, I mean who can resist ME! Heh, I think it's about time I got changed.
I walked down the hallway leading to my room, as I kept getting closer to my door, I kept feeling something to be amiss but I couldn't put my finger on it.
Gah, it's prolly nothing, I think I'm just a lil woozy from being knocked out. When I reached my door, I knew that there was something that was DEFINITELY wrong since I always, ALWAYS kept my door closed, but right now it was wide open!
I put myself against the wall, being extremely cautious. I slowly peeked into the room and noticed that it was still in its usual messy state, but the area near the closet was a lil different.
I slowly approached the closet and saw that all my junk was lying at my feet. The hell…I pushed the doors of my closet aside and my heart skipped a beat. Oh my-God-of-Death[2]…please don't let it be…I literally fell into my closet and started throwing everything out of it. Shitshitshitshitshit!!!!! Oh fuck…it's not here…SHIT!!!
I frantically grabbed the first clothes I got my hands on, threw off my bath robe and jumped into the clothes I had grabbed off of the floor and dashed out of the room and went in search of Quatre.
.·´¯`·-Heero's POV-·´¯`·.
I am going to kill her, I'm going to kill them, I'm going to first shoot them in the legs, then the arms and then I'm going to watch as they slowly bleed to death and die. No one makes a fool out of me, no one.
I reached my room and my senses became alert, something was wrong and the air seemed to be distraught. I pushed open the doors and stepped into the room, I looked around and my eyes went straight to the desk where my laptop should be but wasn't. My blood began to boil but I told myself that I could have misplaced it or Duo is playing around with me again. I grinned as I thought about how hard I'm going to punch him in the face for this.
I kept thinking about ways of approaching him, which gun should I use, what should I say. I kept thinking about this as I entered my closet and opened the secret door. "Lights on," I spoke as I entered the main ammo room while visions of Duo cringing in pain danced through my head. Oh how much I was going to enjoy this, I needed a good reason to pound him anyway, he's been such a nuisance lately.
My thoughts were interrupted as I heard shouts and screams coming from outside my room and down the hall.
"Quatre! Where are you?! We need to leave I'm gonna fucking kill them! Quatre!! My scythe has been stolen!! QUATRE!!!!"
I grinned, baka Duo. If he treasured that stupid metal attached to a stick so much, why didn't he hide it somewhere where no one would find it, like I did with my gu—
What the hell? Where were my guns? My blood ran cold as I was faced with almost bare walls; I was pale like a full moon that hung in the sky with a navy almost black background known as the night sky. I felt sick to my stomach. I opened the garage door and headed down. Halfway down I looked around the room and saw that MY car was missing. I tripped over myself as I tried to continue walking and fell down the remaining steps. I lay there on the floor on my back trying to gather my thoughts. For some reason, the only words running through my mind were 'search and destroy', over and over, it was like some freaking marquee!!
My eyes narrowed dangerously, I got up and headed to get some of the remaining guns and ammo. "Heero?" I grabbed one of the guns and pointed it in the direction from which the voice came from. I relaxed as I was faced with Quatre's concerned eyes.
"Is everything ok Heero?" he asked me. I watched him as he looked around the room, I heard him gasp slightly. "All of them?"
"No" I answered him, "but most. Also my black Lamborghini Diablo, ammo and laptop." His eyes widened.
"Your car?? AND laptop…that's horrible…you treasure those things more than your life!!" he exclaimed.
"Yes…" was the only thing I could muster. I finished packing my guns, I threw one over to Quatre but he looked at me confused, "they have most of my guns, my laptop, my CAR and Duo's scythe. From what I've heard I think it's safe to say they're armed and dangerous."
"Listen Heero, take out one of your cars into the driveway, wait there and I'll come out with the rest of the guys and we'll be on our way to begin the search." I nodded and we went our separate ways.
.·´¯`·-Back at the condo-·´¯`·.
"This is our finest suite and the only one we have left" said the manager as he was walking around the apartment. "Located on the very top floor of the building, it is made up of two floors, a patio and has an exquisite view of the colony below from all windows. It contains 5 bedrooms, 4 washrooms, a living room, dining room, kitchen with marble counters and new appliances with tiled floors. If you would follow me, you will notice that there are 2 fire places, one located in the living room and one in the dining room. Along with the home you will gain access to the swimming area, the gym and any other recreation rooms and activities that are on the premises. You will also be provided with 2 parking spaces in the underground security monitored garage. Now do you have any questions in regards to this?"
"When can we pay??" all 3 of them asked in unison.
"Wel—
"Is cash ok?"
"Cash?"
"Yes"
"Now?"
"Yes!"
"Right now?"
"YES!"
"Wait…how do you 3 have so much money?"
"Well you see sir, we were all adopted, our foster parents parted recently *fake tear* and left us all this money. We didn't want to stay in our old home since that's *sniffles* where the *sob* accident happened….*fake crying*" Kat started to weep fakedly on Mich's shoulder.
"There, there Kat, I know it's hard…it's ok…shhh…" Mich was playing along.
"Oh my deepest apologies. Please, come to my office and we'll fill out the paper work."
All 3 followed the snooty, old, bald, short, ugly, fat, dumb, crippled, paralyzed, foaming[3], rabid manager to the lobby where his office was. They all sat around his desk and he handed them a bunch of papers to fill out.
Using their imaginations, they filled out the papers with ease, a few lies here, a few there, it was alllll good.
He handed each of them a set of keys that contained 3 different keys: one for their front door, mail box and the main key that gave them access to most places in the building.
They thanked the man and went outside to get THEIR car, park it in the garage and unload it.
"Well that was interesting…that manager's name was Bartek[4]…Where did THAT come from??? Wasn't that the name of that guy…with the ew, thin, dry and dead hair who was balding?? And he was really tall, looked like a girl and we called him batman…??" Lex asked.
"YES!!!" both Kat and Mich screeched as they burst out laughing.
"But you know…I really gotta say that I like it! A lot!" Lex said.
Kat and Mich suddenly stopped and sweatdropped. They looked at her completely dumbfounded. She looked at them and at first didn't understand what they were thinking but then her eyes widened in shock.
"Oh gawd no!!!!! GET THAT THOUGHT OUT OF YOUR HEADS!!!! I do NOT like the name 'BaRtEk'!! I was talking about the apartment!!" Lex smacked her head from their idiocy.
"Yea sure Alexa…the 'apartment'" Mich nudged her and smirked.
"Ok can you not! *slap on the leg*"
"O_O…..Ok that's it!!"
"Guys chillax!!(A/N: chill/relax, that's right!), let's just go, we're wasting precious shopping time." Kat walked in between them while they kept glaring at each other from opposite sides.
They all got in the car with Kat behind the wheel and they headed to find their parking spot in the maze that they call an underground garage. After driving around and getting lost for 20 minutes, they finally found their 2 spots, parked the car and got out. Then they proceeded to open the trunk and unload. When they did so, their eyes widened when they fell upon the supply they had.
"Whoa….that's A LOT of guns…I didn't notice that we took THIS MUCH!!" Kat exclaimed.
"How are we gonna carry all this without looking suspicious?" Mich asked.
"Ok, here's the plan!" Lex perked up.
"Oh man…here comes another one..." Kat moaned.
"What?! My plans are good and they work! Anyways, so listen up. First we take the pillow cases with the money, take them upstairs, dump out the money, come back, fill them pillow cases with guns, take them up, dump, come back and keep doing it again till we carried all the guns and other things that we managed to 'borrow' upstairs." Lex declared.
Kat and Mich just stared at her dumbfounded.
"Today people! Chop, chop! Get to it already!" Lex ordered.
So Lex grabbed both pillow cases and started to haul them to the elevator while Mich and Kat grabbed the 2 boxes full of ammo and all 3 of them headed up to their new home.
TBC…
A/N: Posts chapter and runs the hell away from all the raging people with large pointy objects that are indented to be used to hurt…someone….specific…
GOOD NEWS: I'm done the story up to chapter 8!!
BAD NEWS: I'm too lazy to type it up
GOOD NEWS: I'm gonna get off my lazy ass tomorrow (april 1st!) and type it all up!
BAD NEWS: I'm gonna be typing slow cuz I'm lazy and the fact that I'm always on the phone, chatting on msn (yea I have MSN messenger so you can add me if you want: drowned_in_darkness@hotmail.com), and eating as usual won't help me type faster
GOOD NEWS: I'm gonna give that all up for 2 good hours to type it all up!
BAD NEWS: I'm tired right now…it's 12 o'clock in the morning…
GOOD NEWS: I'm a 'devoted' authoress that gives up my sleep time just to type this all up!
Mich: *slaps Kat's leg*
Lex: *slaps other leg + does terrifying screeching vulture sound*
Kat: T_T pain…defining sound…what more can you ask for from your best buddies? *starts reloading gun* you might as well give them give them the same wonderful things in return ^_^ *starts calmly walking towards confused Mich and Lex who are starting to get what's going to happen next*
Lex: er…listen…maybe we can work something out…
Mich: OMG!! LOOK! IT'S YURY!!
Kat: WHERE?!!?
Mich: over there in that thorn bush!!! Hurry!! Run!!
Kat: omgomgomgomgomg!!! *runs and dives into thorn bush*
Lex: *sweatdrop* I REALLY think…that's the dumbest thing I have EVER seen…*lowers head in shame and walks away*
Mich: till next time fellow readers! And don't forget! Thorn bushes are a serious danger hazard! BE CAUTIOUS AND PLAY SAFE.
Kat: I.*cringe*hate.*wince*you.*twitch*