A/N: Yes, the long awaited chapter two. Remember, this story is from the
movie "Shag." I hope you like it. Now, I myself have never been to Myrtle
Beach, but I'm just going by what they use on the movie.
I don't own Lizzie McGuire or any of the characters from the show.
The girls were finally at Myrtle Beach. They kept on driving along a busy road. There were rides all around them. It was like a huge circus.
"Let's go on everything!" said Pudge.
"We will. Let's go and change first." Said Lizzie.
"Hey, look, there's the ocean." Said Melina.
"It's great here." Said Pudge.
"I want to call Gordo." Said Miranda who obviously still upset.
"You're not calling Gordo." Said Lizzie.
"Miranda, we only came here so you could have a good time." Said Melina.
"I'm not allowed to come to Myrtle Beach." Said Miranda.
"We won't tell on you." Said Pudge.
"Miranda, we're not in high school anymore." Said Lizzie. "OH, I forgot. It was Sun Fun Festival this weekend." She said as they passed a banner that explained all about it.
Just then, a car honked its horn. The horn sounded like the Mexican Hat Dance. Two guys were in it. One, who was in the passenger seat was looking over the top of the car and eating an apple. He was kind of scrawny and had short blonde hair. The other was driving and was pretty muscular. He had brown hair.
"Hi," they both said as they pulled up next to the girls.
"Where are you all from?" asked the darker haired one.
"None of your beeswax." Said Lizzie coldly.
Melina smiled and looked at Lizzie. "None of your beeswax? That's so queer."
Just then, the guys had to stop and couldn't keep up with the girls.
"They were cute." Said Melina.
"You all, I've been coming here since I was little. We just don't date these local boys."
"Well, I'm not stuck marrying the son of some old rich fart, Lizzie. I can have fun." Said Melina.
"I think you're forgetting whose weekend this is." Said Lizzie.
The girls pulled up to a stoplight. There was a hotel on the other side of the street.
"Oh my god, look." Said Melina. "That's where Florence Jowers got pregnant last year."
"It's not too late to go to Fort Sumter." Said Miranda.
"Honestly Miranda." Said Pudge. "We're not going to get pregnant."
"We can conduct ourselves as ladies no matter where we are." Said Lizzie.
They pulled away and kept on driving. Then, all of a sudden, those two guys came back again. This time, the brown one was in the passenger seat.
"You all forgot your beer!" he said as he sprayed them all with beer.
All the girls screamed and laughed.
"Get them!" yelled Melina as she put her foot over from the passenger seat to the gas pedal.
"Melina!" yelled Lizzie as she stopped the car. "Now, all of you! Act like you've had some up bringing! Everybody in this town knows my dad! And if he finds out, we'll be on restriction until we are old and gray! Now, we can have a good time, we just can't be wild."
The girls kept on driving and soon came by a building that said 'The Pavilion' on it.
"Oh look Pudge, isn't that where the dance contest is?" said Melina.
"Get on your dancing shoes!" said Pudge.
*~~* Later *~~*
The girls are all outside a big white mansion. Miranda is standing at the door and the other three are looking for the key.
"Where the hell is it?" said Lizzie.
"Let's just break in.," said Melina.
"Melina, you are *not* running the show!" said Lizzie. "Aha." She said as she leaned over in a bush. "Found it!"
"Lizzie, this place is huge." Said Miranda as they opened the door.
"Wow, I think I could live here." Said Pudge.
"This is some beach house," said Miranda.
"Now, there's going to be some rules around here. For one thing, I don't want anyone sitting on the furniture." Said Lizzie as Pudge was just about to sit on the couch. "If you must sit, sit on the floor. Also, don't anybody use the telephone."
"Oh, come on Lizzie" said Melina.
"The house is supposed to be empty. If we run up that phone bill and my dad sees-"
"What about calling Gordo?" said Miranda.
"You're not calling Gordo." Said all three.
"Other than that, make yourselves at home." Said Lizzie.
*~~* Later *~~*
Melina's on the bed reading out of a magazine. Lizzie is in the bathroom doing Miranda's hair and make up and Pudge is practicing her dance moves next to the bed Melina is on.
"5:30, give your hair a fresh set. He's worth the extra trouble. After your bath, apply a cloud like spray of his favorite cologne and don't forget your deodorant." Melina laughed. "I can't believe she put that in here. 6:30, apply make up."
"So what does that add up to? She spends two and a half hours just getting ready to go out?" said Pudge.
"I guess that's how she got to be Miss Galaxy. She's not even that pretty." Said Melina.
"Ok, what do you all think? French twist or Bubble flip?" said Lizzie referring to Miranda's hair.
"Bubble Flip's better for dancing. Come on let's go." Said Pudge.
"I'm not going to dance. It wouldn't be right." Said Miranda.
"Oh, you're going to dance." Said Melina as she took over Miranda's hair. Lizzie kneeled down next to her.
"This is your weekend. Just forget about that wedding and let us spoil you. Gordo is certainly a very lucky boy." Said Lizzie.
Just then Miranda started to cry. Pudge noticed.
"Looky, Looky. It's Binky." She said as she held up a small white stuffed animal rabbit.
"Miranda, tell me what's wrong." Said Lizzie.
"I love you all so much. And y'all are going off to college and everything. I know you're going to forget me. I know I shouldn't be jealous, but I am."
"She's wrecked her face." Said Melina
"Miranda, I swear, I swear on the Bible, I will write you everyday from college and so will Pudge and so will Melina."
"I'm not going to college." Said Melina.
"Do you all think I'm doing the right thing?" asked Miranda.
"Yeah, sure." Said Melina.
"Of course we do, yes." Said Lizzie. "Gordo is a wonderful person from a wealthy and well respected family and I know your going to be very...very happy."
"And if you're not, there's always divorce." Said Melina.
"Oh, Melina!" said Lizzie and Pudge together.
*~~* Later *~~*
We find the girls driving along that busy road again. There is tons of traffic but they are having a good time.
"Lizzie, how come you never brought us here before?" asked Melina.
"I haven't brought you here now, right girls?"
"Right," they all agreed.
"Ethan Craft." Said Miranda all of a sudden.
"Where?" asked Pudge.
"There," she said pointing to a billboard with a huge picture of him. Ethan Craft was a huge pop singer. (A/N: Nope, they don't know him either.)
"They can't mean the real Ethan Craft." Said Melina.
"That's him, that's Ethan Craft. Do you think he'll really be here?"
"Naw, he's so lame. I thought you were over him." Said Pudge.
"How can you like Ethan Craft and David Gordon at the same time?" asked Melina.
"He can't even sing. Did you hear Paradise and You? It made me puke." Said Pudge.
"You guys. If Miranda likes Ethan Craft, then she likes Ethan Craft," said Lizzie.
"Yeah, he's got a great personality." Said Melina sarcastically.
"I know, didn't he buy his mother a car or something?" said Pudge.
Just then, an all to familiar car horn honked again. It was the two boys. The brown haired boy threw a condom full of water on the windshield.
"Oh my god, it's a thing!" said Lizzie. "I can't believe the jerks in this town!"
Just as they were heading opposite directions, Miranda happened to see straight eye to eye with the brown haired boy.
*~~* End of Chapter Two *~~*
I don't own Lizzie McGuire or any of the characters from the show.
The girls were finally at Myrtle Beach. They kept on driving along a busy road. There were rides all around them. It was like a huge circus.
"Let's go on everything!" said Pudge.
"We will. Let's go and change first." Said Lizzie.
"Hey, look, there's the ocean." Said Melina.
"It's great here." Said Pudge.
"I want to call Gordo." Said Miranda who obviously still upset.
"You're not calling Gordo." Said Lizzie.
"Miranda, we only came here so you could have a good time." Said Melina.
"I'm not allowed to come to Myrtle Beach." Said Miranda.
"We won't tell on you." Said Pudge.
"Miranda, we're not in high school anymore." Said Lizzie. "OH, I forgot. It was Sun Fun Festival this weekend." She said as they passed a banner that explained all about it.
Just then, a car honked its horn. The horn sounded like the Mexican Hat Dance. Two guys were in it. One, who was in the passenger seat was looking over the top of the car and eating an apple. He was kind of scrawny and had short blonde hair. The other was driving and was pretty muscular. He had brown hair.
"Hi," they both said as they pulled up next to the girls.
"Where are you all from?" asked the darker haired one.
"None of your beeswax." Said Lizzie coldly.
Melina smiled and looked at Lizzie. "None of your beeswax? That's so queer."
Just then, the guys had to stop and couldn't keep up with the girls.
"They were cute." Said Melina.
"You all, I've been coming here since I was little. We just don't date these local boys."
"Well, I'm not stuck marrying the son of some old rich fart, Lizzie. I can have fun." Said Melina.
"I think you're forgetting whose weekend this is." Said Lizzie.
The girls pulled up to a stoplight. There was a hotel on the other side of the street.
"Oh my god, look." Said Melina. "That's where Florence Jowers got pregnant last year."
"It's not too late to go to Fort Sumter." Said Miranda.
"Honestly Miranda." Said Pudge. "We're not going to get pregnant."
"We can conduct ourselves as ladies no matter where we are." Said Lizzie.
They pulled away and kept on driving. Then, all of a sudden, those two guys came back again. This time, the brown one was in the passenger seat.
"You all forgot your beer!" he said as he sprayed them all with beer.
All the girls screamed and laughed.
"Get them!" yelled Melina as she put her foot over from the passenger seat to the gas pedal.
"Melina!" yelled Lizzie as she stopped the car. "Now, all of you! Act like you've had some up bringing! Everybody in this town knows my dad! And if he finds out, we'll be on restriction until we are old and gray! Now, we can have a good time, we just can't be wild."
The girls kept on driving and soon came by a building that said 'The Pavilion' on it.
"Oh look Pudge, isn't that where the dance contest is?" said Melina.
"Get on your dancing shoes!" said Pudge.
*~~* Later *~~*
The girls are all outside a big white mansion. Miranda is standing at the door and the other three are looking for the key.
"Where the hell is it?" said Lizzie.
"Let's just break in.," said Melina.
"Melina, you are *not* running the show!" said Lizzie. "Aha." She said as she leaned over in a bush. "Found it!"
"Lizzie, this place is huge." Said Miranda as they opened the door.
"Wow, I think I could live here." Said Pudge.
"This is some beach house," said Miranda.
"Now, there's going to be some rules around here. For one thing, I don't want anyone sitting on the furniture." Said Lizzie as Pudge was just about to sit on the couch. "If you must sit, sit on the floor. Also, don't anybody use the telephone."
"Oh, come on Lizzie" said Melina.
"The house is supposed to be empty. If we run up that phone bill and my dad sees-"
"What about calling Gordo?" said Miranda.
"You're not calling Gordo." Said all three.
"Other than that, make yourselves at home." Said Lizzie.
*~~* Later *~~*
Melina's on the bed reading out of a magazine. Lizzie is in the bathroom doing Miranda's hair and make up and Pudge is practicing her dance moves next to the bed Melina is on.
"5:30, give your hair a fresh set. He's worth the extra trouble. After your bath, apply a cloud like spray of his favorite cologne and don't forget your deodorant." Melina laughed. "I can't believe she put that in here. 6:30, apply make up."
"So what does that add up to? She spends two and a half hours just getting ready to go out?" said Pudge.
"I guess that's how she got to be Miss Galaxy. She's not even that pretty." Said Melina.
"Ok, what do you all think? French twist or Bubble flip?" said Lizzie referring to Miranda's hair.
"Bubble Flip's better for dancing. Come on let's go." Said Pudge.
"I'm not going to dance. It wouldn't be right." Said Miranda.
"Oh, you're going to dance." Said Melina as she took over Miranda's hair. Lizzie kneeled down next to her.
"This is your weekend. Just forget about that wedding and let us spoil you. Gordo is certainly a very lucky boy." Said Lizzie.
Just then Miranda started to cry. Pudge noticed.
"Looky, Looky. It's Binky." She said as she held up a small white stuffed animal rabbit.
"Miranda, tell me what's wrong." Said Lizzie.
"I love you all so much. And y'all are going off to college and everything. I know you're going to forget me. I know I shouldn't be jealous, but I am."
"She's wrecked her face." Said Melina
"Miranda, I swear, I swear on the Bible, I will write you everyday from college and so will Pudge and so will Melina."
"I'm not going to college." Said Melina.
"Do you all think I'm doing the right thing?" asked Miranda.
"Yeah, sure." Said Melina.
"Of course we do, yes." Said Lizzie. "Gordo is a wonderful person from a wealthy and well respected family and I know your going to be very...very happy."
"And if you're not, there's always divorce." Said Melina.
"Oh, Melina!" said Lizzie and Pudge together.
*~~* Later *~~*
We find the girls driving along that busy road again. There is tons of traffic but they are having a good time.
"Lizzie, how come you never brought us here before?" asked Melina.
"I haven't brought you here now, right girls?"
"Right," they all agreed.
"Ethan Craft." Said Miranda all of a sudden.
"Where?" asked Pudge.
"There," she said pointing to a billboard with a huge picture of him. Ethan Craft was a huge pop singer. (A/N: Nope, they don't know him either.)
"They can't mean the real Ethan Craft." Said Melina.
"That's him, that's Ethan Craft. Do you think he'll really be here?"
"Naw, he's so lame. I thought you were over him." Said Pudge.
"How can you like Ethan Craft and David Gordon at the same time?" asked Melina.
"He can't even sing. Did you hear Paradise and You? It made me puke." Said Pudge.
"You guys. If Miranda likes Ethan Craft, then she likes Ethan Craft," said Lizzie.
"Yeah, he's got a great personality." Said Melina sarcastically.
"I know, didn't he buy his mother a car or something?" said Pudge.
Just then, an all to familiar car horn honked again. It was the two boys. The brown haired boy threw a condom full of water on the windshield.
"Oh my god, it's a thing!" said Lizzie. "I can't believe the jerks in this town!"
Just as they were heading opposite directions, Miranda happened to see straight eye to eye with the brown haired boy.
*~~* End of Chapter Two *~~*