A/N: Hola everyone! Thank you to all the reviewers. I so very much appreciate it. Now, I know some of you have seen the movie before (starcraze) and want to find out how I put the characters in. Well, I didn't really find room for Larry, so I'm really sorry. So this story is just kinda Larry-less. Anyways. On to the story!!!!

I don't own Lizzie McGuire or any of the characters from the show.

~**~ Chapter Three ~**~

Now we find the girls in 'The Pavilion'. Everyone inside is dancing. This is Pudge's dream. She loves to dance. Her and Melina are just getting the drinks. They walk back to where Lizzie and Miranda are sitting.

"Please God, let somebody ask me to dance." Said Pudge.

Just then, two girls and one guy walk by.

"Oh, God, look at this white trash." Said Melina. "Where are they from?"

"Cool it, here comes somebody." Said Pudge.

"Now Pudge, if he asks you to dance, first time, say no. You don't want him thinking you're desperate." Said Melina.

"Ok."

The guy walked up. "Would any of you ladies like to dance?"

"No thank you." Said Pudge.

"I'd love to." Said Melina.

"Melina!" said all three.

"Hey, exception proves the rule." She said as she walked away.

Suddenly, a guy walks up to Lizzie who is wearing a sombrero with swimming trunks, and a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses.

"Hey baby, let's dance." He said to Lizzie. He was obviously very drunk.

"No, I don't dance." She said trying to get herself out of the situation but he already had her on the dance floor.

"Oh my gosh, what a creep." Said Pudge as both her and Miranda were laughing.

Only maybe two minutes after Lizzie was 'stolen' the two guys in that one car showed up.

"Buy you a beer?" said the brown haired one.

"They don't sell beer here." Said Pudge.

"I have a soda, thank you." Said Miranda.

"Bartender, four beers." Said the brown haired guy to the blonde one.

The blonde one pulled out four beers from his 'bar' or his little cooler and passed around the table. The whole time the brown one's eyes never left Miranda.

"Nice night." Said the blonde one.

"Oh yeah, real nice." Said Pudge. "Say, you don't happen to Shag do ya?" she asked. Shagging was a certain dance she really loved.

"No." he replied.

"I'm Matt McGuire." Said the brown haired one. "Let's dance."

"I'm sorry, I'm engaged." Said Miranda as she flashed him her ring.

"Well, I'm sorry you're engaged too." He said as he reached for her hand.

"Wait, dance with my girlfriend first." Said Miranda as Pudge got up ready to dance.

"Hi, I'm Chip." Said the blonde guy to Miranda.

"Hi." She said back.

When Pudge was dancing with Matt, she noticed one of the white trash girls looking.

"Got your eye full?" she asked.

"Fat ass." Replied the white trash girl.

The dance quickly ended and Matt came back for his dance with Miranda. To Miranda's great dislike, it was a slow song. That just left Chip and Pudge at the table.

"Do you know any elephant jokes?" asked Chip.

"Was that a remark?" asked Pudge.

"About what?"

"I'm sorry. I guess I'm just sensitive about my weight."

"What weight?" he asked.

She looked at him and smiled.

*~~* Matt and Miranda, dancing *~~*

"You want to drive out to Weewaw point?" asked Matt.

"Weewaw point?" asked Miranda half laughing as she removed Matt's had from way below her waist. "You're out of your mind if you think I'll go parking with you. I don't even know you."

"Well, I don't know you either," he said placing her hands on his shoulders. "But I uh..." he ran his hands up and down her arms. "I think that makes it more fun." He touched her chest. "I'm sorry, you had a...little something on you're a...thing there."

Miranda looked at him with great disgust and then slowly started dancing with him again.

*~~* Melina *~~*

Melina was currently trying to do the limbo while still looking sexy. She was surrounded by plenty of guys. One of the guys holding the pole was the white trash guy. The two white trash girls walked up and tripped Melina.

"Oops, my foot slipped." She said.

Melina just got up and made 'come and get me' eyes to the white trash guy. The white trash girl who tripped her went up to the guy and put her arm around him as she glared at Melina. Both of the girls are in the bathroom. One is writing on the wall while the other is doing her make up.

"Yeah, well, she thought she was the shit until she landed flat on her butt." Said the one writing on the wall. "I can't wait until you win the Ms. Sun Queen contest. Big Bob will about die as you waltz off with Ethan Craft."

"Oh, Nadine, do you really think I can win Ms. Sun Queen." Asked the one doing her hair.

"Yes, Kate!" said Nadine.

Suddenly, Melina popped up from one of the stalls.

"I got news. You're going to lose."

She walked out of the bathroom only to run into Big Bob who was holding up his car keys. She followed him out passing Lizzie as she went. Lizzie called out for Melina but Melina just smiled.

Matt had just walked back with Miranda.

"Chip, grab the bar. Let's make like a tree and leave."

"I'm not going anywhere with you." Said Miranda.

"Well don't play hard to get, you might miss something." Said Matt.

Lizzie had finally gotten the creep off of her and headed outside. She heard the familiar horn and saw Miranda and Pudge in the back of the car.

"Miranda, Pudge where are you two going!"

Just then Lizzie spotted Melina with Big Bob and ran after them.

"Where are you going!" she yelled.

Lizzie ran for her car and followed them. Only she didn't know that Nadine and Kate were following Big Bob and Melina. Lizzie was following Nadine and Kate.

"They're going to Weewaw point." Said Nadine.

"Oh, Good." Said Kate nastily.

*~~* Miranda and Matt *~~*

Matt was walking with Miranda at a carnival. He again had his hand way below her waist.

"Are you going to behave?" asked Miranda as she pulled away.

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I won't touch you again."

They walked up to the Tilt-A-Whirl. Miranda got sick on these types of rides real quickly but she had never seen one like this before.

"This isn't scary is it?" she asked.

"No, you'll be fine." Said Matt as he helped onto the ride smiling.

*~~* Chip and Pudge *~~*

Meanwhile, Chip and Pudge were riding the small kiddie rides. Chip had a huge green dog in his arms.

"We have to give this thing a name." He said.

"Greeny?" said Pudge.

"No, something like Herman."

"Herman? Herman?! Yuck." She said as he pretended to attack her with the dog.

"You can Shag with him because I don't know how." He said. "If anybody I know sees me riding this, I'm going to be so embarrassed."

"This is Chip Gulliyard!" said Pudge as she stood up. "Chip-"

"Be quiet," he said as he put a hand over her mouth and they both laughed.

*~~* Matt and Miranda *~~*

Meanwhile, Miranda was with Matt on the Tilt-A-Whirl. She felt so sick. She was leaning over Matt's lap. He just laughed and smiled.

"This is the most fun." He said.

*~~* Melina and Big Bob *~~*

Big Bob and Melina were in his car and he was trying to get her shirt off. She was desperately trying to stop him.

"Stop! I swear, you're a really nice guy, but I don't want to do this!" she said.

"I think you're nice too." He said as he tried again to pull off her shirt.

"Stop! I'm Christian, it's against my religion!" she yelled.

"Quit acting like a school girl!" he said as a pair of headlights suddenly started to shine through the window.

Suddenly Nadine opened the door. She pulled Melina out of the car while she cursed out Big Bob. She pulled Miranda over to her car and sat her up with Kate went to Big Bob's car and started to put all kinds of shaving cream on it.

"Kate, will you stop! Don't get that shit all over my car!" he yelled.

He quickly took off and Kate walked back to Melina. She sprayed her with shaving cream too and Nadine started to cover her with tissues.

"Well, aren't you just so pretty!" said Nadine.

"We're having the most fun now!" said Kate.

"I'm going to kill you!" yelled Melina.

They put her on the ground and held her nose so she couldn't breathe through it. They then took some beer and poured it in her mouth. Melina tried her best to spit it out but she had to breathe.

"I'm going to kill you!" she yelled again as both Kate and Nadine laughed again.

*~~* Miranda, Matt, Chip, and Pudge *~~*

"So Fast Eddie walks into the bar. He sees the same girl. Now it's only 8:00 in the morning and this girl's got a drink." Said Matt. He was explaining a movie to Chip and Pudge just as Miranda walked up. She looked pale. He grabbed a cushion and set it on the end of his open trunk so she could sit. They were at a burger joint kind of like Sonic.

"Miranda, are you ok?" asked Pudge.

"I'm fine." She replied.

"So anyways," continued Matt. "this girl is really cool. She's got this quality like she's, you know...better than him." He says as he looks Miranda straight in the eye. She looks at him puzzled and he continues. "So Newman says 'how about I get us a bottle?' she says no. 'A fifth of scotch?' he says and she replies 'what do you want me to do just step out in the alley is that it?' So they grab the bottle and they're at the door and she says 'why me?'. So like I said, she has this quality." He said while looking at Miranda. "This sex quality. So Newman starts making out with her against the door." He leaned over Miranda and she pushed him off. "But she pushes him off. 'You're too hungry,' says Newman. So he takes the bottle, slips it under her arm, and walks away."

Both Chip and Pudge are still silent.

"You want some fries?" asked Chip

"Yeah, I'll go with you," said Pudge.

They both get up and walk away.

"So I take it you didn't like the Hustler, an oldie but goldie." Said Matt.

"I wasn't allowed to see that movie," said Miranda.

"Look, I'm sorry I made you go on that ride. I didn't know you were going to throw up." Said Matt as he made a face.

Miranda smiled. "I accept your apology."

Matt took a seat next to Miranda and looked her in the eyes.

"And I'm sorry I got fresh with you, too. I mean it. You must be fed up with guys falling over you all the time. You're so pretty." He said.

She smiled. "Actually, I never really dated anyone except Gordo, my fiancé. I guess I'm just not used to...well, um...Gordo is a...very levelheaded person." She said.

"Well...that's very important." Said Matt

"Yes. Yes." She said as she picked up a piece of her hamburger and started to nibble on it. "I'm a very lucky girl."

"You know, in my opinion, marriage...is just a legal form of prostitution." Said Matt.

At this, Miranda swallowed hard and put a hand on her throat as she looked at him quizzically.

*~~* Melina *~~*

Lizzie was driving her car around where Big Bob had taken Melina. She suddenly heard singing and saw a body on the ground covered in tissues.

"Melina!" said Lizzie shocked.

Melina got up and looked at Lizzie. "Daddy?" she said obviously delirious.

*~~* Pudge and Chip *~~*

One of Pudge's favorite shagging songs came on. Her and Chip watched the couple next to them Shag to the music.

"Dance with me Chip." She said.

"Look, I'm really not all that good." He said.

"Just try." She said.

"I can't. Everyone's looking at me."

Pudge looked around. Nobody was looking.

"Nobody's looking at you."

"You are. Besides, you're so much better than me."

"Chip, if you don't dance with me, I'm going to ask somebody else!"

Chip grabbed a pillar. "Get away from me!" he said smiling.

"Ok, here I go." Said Pudge as she turned around.

"No! Wait." He said as he let go and took her hands.

"Ok, relax. Totally relax."

"Ok." He said as they started to dance but he accidentally stepped on her foot.

"See, I told you."

"It's ok. Just try again. This time don't step on my foot!" she said while smiling.

*~~* Miranda and Matt *~~*

"You're not like anybody I've ever met." Said Miranda as she leaned against the hood of the car. She was obviously upset.

"And you," he said pointing at her, "are like every girl I have ever met. You're stuck up, tight assed, and conventional."

She gasped. "Don't you swear in front of me!" She walked over to him. "Maybe, I don't believe in just going out and having the time of my life with just any guy. Who does!?"

"I do." He said.

"I don't think we should talk anymore." She said as she moved away from him.

"Fine, we won't talk anymore." He said as he moved next to her and quickly leaned over landing on her lips. She looked up at him with a shocked face.

*~~* Melina and Lizzie *~~*

Lizzie was washing Melina's hair. There was shaving cream all over that bathtub.

"He just left me like a dog on the highway." Said Melina.

"You know better than to go off with white trash like Big Bob."

"I'm going to show those girls." She said as she examined her hands. "Look at my nails. What's Matt Craft going to think?"

Lizzie rolled her eyes. "Ethan Craft?"

"He's judging the Miss Sun Queen Contest tomorrow." Said Melina before Lizzie ran some water over her head.

*~~* Gordo and Miranda, on the phone *~~*

"Well, you tell them to carry you back right this minute." He said into the phone.

"Gordo, don't be mad about Myrtle Beach." Said Miranda. "They had a change of plans."

"Are you drunk?"

"No, I only had a beer and a half."

"You want to stay?"

"I don't know. I'm so confused. They were all just acting so crazy."

"Where was Lizzie all this time?"

"We all just ate some hamburgers Gordo. Nothing happened. I just called to let you know I'm ok. I love you. Bye." She said all too quickly as she hung up.

*~~* End of Chapter Three *~~*