bHey everyone! Yes, I'm back. It's been a while. Now, for this story, a
few things are a little different. One is that the only person who really,
really knows Gordo is Miranda. Otherwise, all of them really don't know
what he's like. Um, Pudge is a new character. She became best friends with
the gang a little after Rome. Lizzie's dad won a huge lottery jackpot so he
is now rich. Um, Gordo's dad owns a big field on which he grows tobacco.
Matt and Lizzie are NOT related. I repeat, they are NOT related. Also, this
takes place when all of them are just out of high school. This is their
last summer together. I got the idea for this story from IShag The
MovieI. Shag is a type of dance. The movie is kinda old, but I though the
characters would fit just perfectly.b
I don't own Lizzie McGuire or any of the characters from the show. Nor do I own Shag the Movie or any thing from there. So, in other words, this story isn't even mine. It's just me typing it...anyways..on with the story.
Before they all knew it, tons of people were outside of the door. Some were still in their cars honking their horns. They were all chanting: Corona, Corona, Corona. The people somehow managed to open the door and in with them came a big fishing tub. It was so big; you could bathe yourself in it. They set it on the floor and poured whatever alcoholic liquid they could find into it. Somebody turned on the stereo and on came Justin Timberlake with Senorita.
As soon as the music started up, somebody picked up Chip. He was totally taken by surprise and so was Pudge. She was next to the guy who was holding up Chip.
"Put him down, you ape!" she yelled. "You'll break him!"
In fact, it seemed everyone was there. Even the creep from the first day was there. The one with the sombrero. He went to the tub full of liquids and took out his straw. Every one was taking chairs out side and anything else they could get their hands on.
"You are ruining Sam's property," yelled Gordo.
Meanwhile, Ethan Craft had stayed. Him and Melina were dancing. Lizzie was obviously frustrated.
"Oh, Gordo, what am I going to do?" she yelled half whining half scared.
"Do you want me to call the police?" he asked.
"No! no, don't call the police." She said.
Everyone was crazy. They were all jumping on the couch, getting drunk and dancing. Even Melina. She was grinding with Ethan Craft. Before she knew it, Ethan, too was drunk. He started to kiss her.
"I can't believe I'm making out with Ethan Craft." She said.
Meanwhile, both Pudge and Chip also had drinks. They were mingling among the people.
"Are these your friends?" asked Pudge.
"Well, I know one...well that-...I only know one of them...well, I know...no, not that one."
Every one was at that party. In fact, a few unwanted people were trying to get in. Kate and Nadine were at the window. Lizzie noticed this.
"Oh, my God! Melina!" yelled Lizzie.
Nadine was trying to climb in through the window. One foot was already in. Lizzie took the shoe off of her foot and beat her leg with it. She finally took her foot out of the window and Melina closed it and locked it. Lizzie then ran to the door and opened it to throw out the shoe, which hit the sombrero guy square in the face.
"Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry." She said.
She closed the door and then locked it. Both her and Melina gave high fives and went back to the party. Gordo was just picking up a picture that fell down.
"Oh, thank you so much Gordo," said Lizzie as she came back to him.
*~~* Miranda and Matt *~~*
They had both poured some wine into a glass. They toasted and then drank. They were both on the ship.
*~~* Back at the party *~~*
"GATOR!!!!!!" yelled a guy who had no shirt on. Everyone cheered and he got on his stomach. They pushed him down the floor, which was drenched in alcohol, to the tub full of the stuff. He took a big drink when he got there and then went to the side.
Pudge and Chip were sitting under a table on which some people were dancing. They both had their cups and straws. The tablecloth was soaked in alcohol and was dripping. They held their cups out so that it dripped into their cups.
"It's raining," said Pudge all giggly.
"Matt says you get drunk a lot faster if you use a straw." He said.
He leaned over away from Pudge and then leaned back. "Want a potato chip?" he asked holding one out. "I just found it."
"No," said Pudge smiling.
Chip sucked some of his drink up in his straw and held in there as he turned to Pudge. She looked at him just as he accidentally lost his power to hold the stuff in the straw. It splattered all over her face.
"Oh! I'm so sorry." He said trying to wipe off her face.
"Ick, nice trick. Let's see what else you can do." She said joking.
He turned around for a minute in thought and then tapped her arm.
"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat." He said trying to intimidate Rocky and Bull winkle.
She laughed. "Do it again!" she said.
"No, I can't."
"Please!?" she pleaded.
"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat."
She laughed again.
Meanwhile, outside, Kate and Nadine decided to teepee the house. It was going perfectly well. The whole place was full of toilet paper.
"This one's for you blondie!" called Kate.
"Damn rich bitches," said Nadine as she threw one.
"What's daddy going to say?" asked Kate laughing.
"Well, he's not going to like it."
At this point, inside the house, everyone was drunk. This also included Lizzie and Gordo. Everyone at that party was whacked out. Lizzie, who was very drunk, hobbled over to Gordo, who was also very drunk. They started to dance.
*~~* Miranda and Matt *~~*
Both were on the boat called Daddy's Little Girl. Lizzie's dad's boat. Both of them were lying on the bed. Matt already had his shirt off. He was kissing Miranda. He stopped and slowly undid the buttons on her blouse. He looked at her making sure she was all right with it. She didn't stop him.
*~~* Back at the house *~~*
Everyone was starting to go home now, but Lizzie and Gordo continued dancing. The house was a mess but everyone was too drunk to care.
Pudge and Chip were currently upstairs both sitting in the bathtub, fully clothed. The bathtub had water in it.
"Did you know that I'm going off to the United States Naval Academy in Annapolis in a couple of days?" asked Chip.
"No" said Pudge. Her answer was more a demand than a real answer, but Chip didn't get it.
"Yeah, I'm going to be a Marine." He said. After a short silence, he continued. "Anyways, I was telling Matt that I was really hoping that I would fall in love with a girl this summer so I could have someone to write to."
"Oh Chip!" Said Pudge blushing.
"Only, know I just realized that I don't have to fall in love with somebody, I can just write to you. I mean with you, it's not like writing to a girl. I mean I don't have to be afraid of what you'll think of me. I can truly be myself with you." He said as Pudge, once again, was let down.
*~~* Downstairs *~~*
Melina was still in Ethan's arms. Both of them were drunk too. They had been kissing and feeling all night long. Now, he took her in his arms and lifted her up as they both laughed. They were still kissy feely.
Lizzie and Gordo were dancing too. Only once did they stop when Gordo decided to say some thing.
"Lizzie, your eyes are hazel brown."
She smiled and continued dancing.
*~~* Matt and Miranda *~~*
Both Matt and Miranda were in a deep make out session. Miranda had to stop it.
"Matt." She said causing him to get off of her. They were still mostly clothed. "I can't Matt." She said. "Oh, I can't. It's wrong." She said.
"Well, I'm not going to force you. Even if you want me to."
"Matt," she said while taking his hand. "I can't just go around and sleep with every guy that likes me."
There was a silence. "Miranda...don't you know we'll remember this for the rest of our lives?" said Matt.
At this, they kissed again. "Just don't tell anybody ok," said Miranda.
*~~* Back at the house *~~*
Gordo is looking through the telescope onto Lizzie's dad's ship. He's too drunk to put two and two together.
"Hey, want to go for a little cruise?" he asked.
"I can't feel my teeth!" said Lizzie.
"How come we never talked to each other before, Lizzie?" said Gordo. "I think you are really, really cool." He said.
He leaned in for a kiss and she did too but just before their lips met, she fainted back onto the couch that had been taken out of the house. Gordo stepped closer to the couch and fell on it too.
I don't own Lizzie McGuire or any of the characters from the show. Nor do I own Shag the Movie or any thing from there. So, in other words, this story isn't even mine. It's just me typing it...anyways..on with the story.
Before they all knew it, tons of people were outside of the door. Some were still in their cars honking their horns. They were all chanting: Corona, Corona, Corona. The people somehow managed to open the door and in with them came a big fishing tub. It was so big; you could bathe yourself in it. They set it on the floor and poured whatever alcoholic liquid they could find into it. Somebody turned on the stereo and on came Justin Timberlake with Senorita.
As soon as the music started up, somebody picked up Chip. He was totally taken by surprise and so was Pudge. She was next to the guy who was holding up Chip.
"Put him down, you ape!" she yelled. "You'll break him!"
In fact, it seemed everyone was there. Even the creep from the first day was there. The one with the sombrero. He went to the tub full of liquids and took out his straw. Every one was taking chairs out side and anything else they could get their hands on.
"You are ruining Sam's property," yelled Gordo.
Meanwhile, Ethan Craft had stayed. Him and Melina were dancing. Lizzie was obviously frustrated.
"Oh, Gordo, what am I going to do?" she yelled half whining half scared.
"Do you want me to call the police?" he asked.
"No! no, don't call the police." She said.
Everyone was crazy. They were all jumping on the couch, getting drunk and dancing. Even Melina. She was grinding with Ethan Craft. Before she knew it, Ethan, too was drunk. He started to kiss her.
"I can't believe I'm making out with Ethan Craft." She said.
Meanwhile, both Pudge and Chip also had drinks. They were mingling among the people.
"Are these your friends?" asked Pudge.
"Well, I know one...well that-...I only know one of them...well, I know...no, not that one."
Every one was at that party. In fact, a few unwanted people were trying to get in. Kate and Nadine were at the window. Lizzie noticed this.
"Oh, my God! Melina!" yelled Lizzie.
Nadine was trying to climb in through the window. One foot was already in. Lizzie took the shoe off of her foot and beat her leg with it. She finally took her foot out of the window and Melina closed it and locked it. Lizzie then ran to the door and opened it to throw out the shoe, which hit the sombrero guy square in the face.
"Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry." She said.
She closed the door and then locked it. Both her and Melina gave high fives and went back to the party. Gordo was just picking up a picture that fell down.
"Oh, thank you so much Gordo," said Lizzie as she came back to him.
*~~* Miranda and Matt *~~*
They had both poured some wine into a glass. They toasted and then drank. They were both on the ship.
*~~* Back at the party *~~*
"GATOR!!!!!!" yelled a guy who had no shirt on. Everyone cheered and he got on his stomach. They pushed him down the floor, which was drenched in alcohol, to the tub full of the stuff. He took a big drink when he got there and then went to the side.
Pudge and Chip were sitting under a table on which some people were dancing. They both had their cups and straws. The tablecloth was soaked in alcohol and was dripping. They held their cups out so that it dripped into their cups.
"It's raining," said Pudge all giggly.
"Matt says you get drunk a lot faster if you use a straw." He said.
He leaned over away from Pudge and then leaned back. "Want a potato chip?" he asked holding one out. "I just found it."
"No," said Pudge smiling.
Chip sucked some of his drink up in his straw and held in there as he turned to Pudge. She looked at him just as he accidentally lost his power to hold the stuff in the straw. It splattered all over her face.
"Oh! I'm so sorry." He said trying to wipe off her face.
"Ick, nice trick. Let's see what else you can do." She said joking.
He turned around for a minute in thought and then tapped her arm.
"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat." He said trying to intimidate Rocky and Bull winkle.
She laughed. "Do it again!" she said.
"No, I can't."
"Please!?" she pleaded.
"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat."
She laughed again.
Meanwhile, outside, Kate and Nadine decided to teepee the house. It was going perfectly well. The whole place was full of toilet paper.
"This one's for you blondie!" called Kate.
"Damn rich bitches," said Nadine as she threw one.
"What's daddy going to say?" asked Kate laughing.
"Well, he's not going to like it."
At this point, inside the house, everyone was drunk. This also included Lizzie and Gordo. Everyone at that party was whacked out. Lizzie, who was very drunk, hobbled over to Gordo, who was also very drunk. They started to dance.
*~~* Miranda and Matt *~~*
Both were on the boat called Daddy's Little Girl. Lizzie's dad's boat. Both of them were lying on the bed. Matt already had his shirt off. He was kissing Miranda. He stopped and slowly undid the buttons on her blouse. He looked at her making sure she was all right with it. She didn't stop him.
*~~* Back at the house *~~*
Everyone was starting to go home now, but Lizzie and Gordo continued dancing. The house was a mess but everyone was too drunk to care.
Pudge and Chip were currently upstairs both sitting in the bathtub, fully clothed. The bathtub had water in it.
"Did you know that I'm going off to the United States Naval Academy in Annapolis in a couple of days?" asked Chip.
"No" said Pudge. Her answer was more a demand than a real answer, but Chip didn't get it.
"Yeah, I'm going to be a Marine." He said. After a short silence, he continued. "Anyways, I was telling Matt that I was really hoping that I would fall in love with a girl this summer so I could have someone to write to."
"Oh Chip!" Said Pudge blushing.
"Only, know I just realized that I don't have to fall in love with somebody, I can just write to you. I mean with you, it's not like writing to a girl. I mean I don't have to be afraid of what you'll think of me. I can truly be myself with you." He said as Pudge, once again, was let down.
*~~* Downstairs *~~*
Melina was still in Ethan's arms. Both of them were drunk too. They had been kissing and feeling all night long. Now, he took her in his arms and lifted her up as they both laughed. They were still kissy feely.
Lizzie and Gordo were dancing too. Only once did they stop when Gordo decided to say some thing.
"Lizzie, your eyes are hazel brown."
She smiled and continued dancing.
*~~* Matt and Miranda *~~*
Both Matt and Miranda were in a deep make out session. Miranda had to stop it.
"Matt." She said causing him to get off of her. They were still mostly clothed. "I can't Matt." She said. "Oh, I can't. It's wrong." She said.
"Well, I'm not going to force you. Even if you want me to."
"Matt," she said while taking his hand. "I can't just go around and sleep with every guy that likes me."
There was a silence. "Miranda...don't you know we'll remember this for the rest of our lives?" said Matt.
At this, they kissed again. "Just don't tell anybody ok," said Miranda.
*~~* Back at the house *~~*
Gordo is looking through the telescope onto Lizzie's dad's ship. He's too drunk to put two and two together.
"Hey, want to go for a little cruise?" he asked.
"I can't feel my teeth!" said Lizzie.
"How come we never talked to each other before, Lizzie?" said Gordo. "I think you are really, really cool." He said.
He leaned in for a kiss and she did too but just before their lips met, she fainted back onto the couch that had been taken out of the house. Gordo stepped closer to the couch and fell on it too.