**Tsuya: Hey guys, gonna read my fanfic?
All: erm…*look away* um..sure.
Tsuya: Goodie goodie good good…wait…was that hesitation I heard!? I'm ugly! *runs away in tears*
All: *cricket chirping…Vanny burps*
Zeyuna: Jeez, I thought she'd never leave…and now for the fanfic!
Nami: Orlando Bloom is mine! Anyone who touches him dies! Bwahahaha!
Zeyuna, Jen, and Vanessa: *poke at Orlando*oooh what now, Nami!?
Tsuya: Uh uh! You guys did NOT just poke my man! *snaps fingers*
Vanny: *belch*
(Kelsey and her conjoined boyfriend walk in)
Kelsey: *wipes mouth* what did we miss?
Mike: *zips...erm…trousers…yodare…*
Kelsey: *diligently dabs drool from lover's face with a tissue*
All: *gag*
Nami: erm…YOU TOUCHED MY MAN, YOU PONTAS!!! GONNA KILL YOU!
Tsuya: *pulls out sword* Arg! You will not prevail, midgety one!
Zeyuna and Jen: *walk away from scene…come back with popcorn*
Nami: Oh no you DIDN'T! *tears clothing off revealing mud-wrestling outfit*
Tsuya: Oh yes I DID! OOH what you gonna do about it!? Huh? Huh? *tears clothing off revealing spandex outfit*
Nami and Tsuya: *wrestle for Orlando rights*
Zeyuna: o…k…well I'm gonna let you enjoy Tsuya's fanfic here (a.k.a. sexyinnocent) while these two duke it out!
Vanny:*obnoxiously loud burp*