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Hmm.Ah well, I've decided to take a break! Ja, I have! Don't worry I'll probably be back around August.for those of you who care ^_^
Before I leave though, I would like to give a small gift to JamesFan8000! An intermission fic! Vas ist das? Well scroll down to find out! But, before I do that I must thank my reviewers..
Seveninchsprockets: Thank you for reviewing! It means so much to me *sniffles* ya I know the layout is messed up, but I hope it will get better XB
The dude: Thank you for the review, and hope you enjoy this small One-shot intermission fic.
Ditto: Ah, a new reader! And a Ditto at that! Neat, I never had a Pokemon read any of my fics before..Thanks fer the review!
Thorned Rose: I'll get you my pretty and your little Dogs too *cackles* Thank you for the review, me heh sorry I haven't reviewed your story yet, it wouldn't let me.Thank you!
Windra: Yup, Mehico with all of them Mehicans.^_^ yup, Jimmy is very calm about this.or is he?
'Æ'è'±'ë'· : Neat name.I think I've seen it before.*shrugs* oh well, I hope you read this mon ami, I want to thank you.for taking time to review my stories, and yes I know my grammar and spelling pretty much sucks.I hope I get better too. As fer the characters being OOC vell.it's a FANfiction.so they can't really be out of character, can they? Here have a muffin.you deserve it. Thank you for the reviews, have fun with this small intermission fic, I would like to know how many mistakes I made XD
X: Cat got you tongue, mien freund? Rocketshippy is James/Jessie pairing. I won't lie..I know that Jessie's reaction was too fast, but I was in a bad mood and well, I just wanted to finish it. I really hope you reply with words next time. And jess, the nymph is twisted.
JamesFan8000: Mon amie, this fic is not in the humor section, vrai? And my humor is seriously.different.so I'm going to give you this small fic.for you. Hope you enjoy and laugh! Laaaaauuuuuuggggghhhhh..P.S. Don't count on my fic getting seriously funny but I'll try to put more comic relief.
Jessie in Wonderland (A/N Wonder what this is a parody of?)
By: SorrowRain
It was a beautiful day in the land of Pokemon, the sun was shining, and everything was at peace.
BOOM!!!!
"Team Rocket is blasting off ag-ain!!!" The three Pokemon thieves cried as they were sent hurtling through the air, what caused this? Why a small Pikachu, about the size of pack of cigarettes, oh wait hold on.I believe it was a Ditto!
"No!" Jessie screamed as she saw a tree branch zooming in closer to her face, and suddenly.her mind went black.
**~~**
"Ugh" Jessie cried as she stood up, she looked around, there was no sign of her teammates anywhere. She shrugged, they would turn up eventually. Suddenly she heard a noise, she quickly turned and came face to face with Pikachu! At least she thought it was Pikachu, it seemed to be wearing a small vest and a monocle. He also had a small watch in one hand.
"I dare say miss, are you alright?" The Pikachu spoke, Jessie blinked and her lips curved into a smirk. 'Now he's even rarer than before' she thought and calmly walked over to him. The Pikachu's eye twitched and he pulled out a cup of tea from behind him.
"Here miss drink this, I'm sure it'll make you feel better." The Pikachu quickly threw the tea at her and scampered of into the woods all the while repeating 'I'm Late! Oh, so very, very late!' Jessie stood there for a minute and then finally gave chase leaving the tea where it laid.a small Paras came up to it and sipped it and quickly exploded.
Pokemon turned at the noise and slowly turned back to what they where doing before.
"It seems Pikachu has been passing around his tea again." A Pokemon whispered to another.
"Aye, I'll have to ask him for some later."
**XD**
Jessie kept on running, pushing her legs to her limit. She was slowly running out of energy so she stopped and put her hand on a short branch from a tree. She stayed like that for several moments before she noticed that her hand was moving up and down. Jessie screamed and removed her hand from that spot as quickly as she could. Two eyes opened in the night and a smile formed.but the odd thing was.there was no body connecting the two.
"Wot re ye doin 'er..'er in my 'ome? I don't wan ter hertsh ja purty lady." Jessie stared at the mouth that was speaking to her.
"What? I can't understand you, your accent it's too deep.can you say it again, slowly this time?" Jessie asked to the eyes and the mouth that appeared to float.
"W-O-T R YE D-O-I-N 'E-R 'E-R I-N M-Y 'O-M-E? Humans and theys call us shtupid." The mouth and eyes slowly seemed to be gaining a body, a Meowth body at that. Jessie looked at him with her eyes wide.
"Meowth? WOW! How can you do that?" Jessie came up to him and started pulling at his tail. "Wow! We can capture Pikachu!"
" Y, vuld I vant to 'apture the rat? E is de Eens aide, I don't vant to loose my head. Tis to cean." Meowth asked annoyed and snatched his tail back away from Jessie. She shook her head, this wasn't making any sense.
"Can you tell me which way he went at least?" Meowth glared at her, but made a short nod and pointed to his left.
"Dat way, if I vere ye, I try to 'void the mad atter. E's crazy." Meowth warned, of course Jessie didn't understand him so she just nodded her thanks and went to get the rat.
**~~**
This was.odd. There in the middle of a forest was a cottage shaped in the way of a.rice cake? She could here faint humming to a tune that seemed to mix various songs together. Including 'Miss Independent': was it just Jessie, or was that song showing up everywhere?
"Ah, a vistor!" a lavender-headed boy came up to Jessie and started pumping her arm up and down. "Pleased to meet you, I am. My name is James Frederic Kojirou John-Paul Smith Morgan." He paused hoping to see a reaction from the confused girl, when he saw none he added "the Third, at your service." He bowed and quickly dragged Jessie inside his home.
**~~**
Jessie was in shock.here she was inside of a rice cake-shaped home. with James. She forced a smile and, eyes twitching, turned towards James. He didn't seem to notice he was fiddling with his plush Pokemon toys.that were sitting all around the table, covered in bottle caps. Finally James seemed to feel Jessie's gaze upon him, for he turned towards her and smiled.
"Come! We must get you a hat!" It was then that Jessie noticed that James seem to be wearing a green top hat. Green, oh well at least it matched his eyes. James grabbed Jessie by the arm and quickly dragged her into his room.
"You must get ready for your party!" He exclaimed in glee, and made a squeal that only James can make. He stood in front of a small door and opened and held it open for Jessie, bowing as he did so.
Jessie stood there and smacked herself, hoping to wake up.but the attempt failed. Jessie looked to James and smacked him instead.
"WHAT PARTY!!!? WHAT'S GOING ON!!?" James calmly looked up at her and pointed towards the door.
"Pick a hat. Pick a hat. Pick a hat." He repeated closing his eyes as he stood up, and started to twitch every few seconds.
Jessie raised her eyebrow and decided to scream at him again. Big mistake. "TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON! Or I swear.that *hat* will be stuffed down your throat. And you know what? I don't want to wear your stupid hats!" She raised her arm to smack him again but James caught her arm and twisted it slightly.
"Pick. A. Hat." Jessie looked up at James and gulped his eyes were blazing, she had never seen James like this.
"Ok.?" Jessie asked and closed her eyes in fear of getting hurt. James quickly let go of her arm and jumped up and down.
"Yay! Which one do you want? This purple one? Or maybe this blue one? Or." James continued and all Jessie could do was stare at him in awe.he was.simply put.. Krazy.
**~~**
Jessie finally settled on one that had Dratini prints all over it: James nearly squeezed her to death in the hug he gave her. He said 'I knew you would like that one! I knew it!" He then added two blue roses to it, and the hat actually looked kind of nice on Jessie.
"Happy Hat Day!" James cried and threw up bottle caps in the air. Each one clunked Jessie on the head, but she hardly felt it, thanks to her hat. Jessie sighed and rested her chin on her hand. She looked into the forest and made out a small figure moving within it. It was the Pikachu! She looked to James and back at the Pikachu. She tried to creep out without James noticing her but failed.
"Where are you going my friend?" He then caught sight of the Pikachu. "Oh, you're going to go chase it? Don't bother I've tried.he did give me some of his tea though.it was very good. Still want to chase it? Fine but here take this rice cake with you. Never know when it may come in handy." He then turned back and continued to mix the batter to the cake he was fixing for his guest. Jessie raised her eyebrow and shook her head, she then walked out of the door and leapt the fence...in high hopes of capturing that Pikachu.
**~~**
She followed him all the way to an empty patch in the middle of the forest. She could hear faint giggling but ignored it and went back to searching for that Pikachu. The giggling got louder and suddenly two figures popped up in front of her.
"Hi! I'm Twiddle Dee!" Said a squinty-eyed teen.
"Hi! I'm Twiddle Dum!" Said a young girl with orange hair. Jessie blinked and started to laugh. The twerp's friends where dressed in clown outfits. Big shoes, red noses, everything! They looked hilarious! The two twiddles exchanged glances and started their poem that they tell every fellow passer- byer.
"We may not look it"
"But we can sure swallow a pit!"
"There is a queen not far from here."
"Who hates all those who come near."
"The Pikachu is the messenger."
"Pikachu only wishes to be a passenger."
"Sadly, the queen intends to keep him."
"They have a pet dragon named Jim."
"Beware of the queen and her might troops."
"They will sure drive you through loops!"
With that they giggled and slowly disappeared into the forest. Jessie sat there wiping tears from her eyes, and though 'What's a few more minutes?' and started up her laughter once again.
**~~**
She was tired. Tired and sleepy, there is a difference. Tired, sleepy, hungry, and cold. She just wanted to get that Pikachu. She trudged on hoping to find somewhere to rest, oh why bother.the sun's coming up anyway.
Jessie looked at the sunrise and sighed, she'll never get that Pikachu. Her hat was covered with sticks and leaves, Jessie brushed them off and continued on her way. There's a castle! And look there's that pesky Pikachu heading towards it! Jessie broke off into a run, maybe she'll catch it this time!
**~~**
Or not. Jessie was running as fast as her legs could carry her. As soon as Ash in a drag, saw Jessie trying to steal his Pikachu he sent out all of his Pokemon to destroy her. She could feel their attacks at her heels, she then strained herself to run faster, but sadly ran into a cliff side.
'Uh-oh I know what comes next.' Jessie saw a Blastoise come up to her and she squeezed her eyes shut and prepared for the attack..
**~~**
"Ach!" Jessie opened her eyes and came face to face with a worried James.
"Hey Jessie are you OK? You were out for hours!"
"Wha- Hey what happened to your hat?"
"My what?"
"Your-oh never mind, must've been a dream, although I have a new plan to capture Pikachu! First we need some tea."
So ends the story of Jessie in Wonderland, but what Jessie didn't see was her Dratini patterned hat lying a few feet away from her hidden in the bushes. Could it be? Naw.
**Fini**
Enjoyed it? Hated it? Told you my sense of humor is weird x_x
Well Jamesfan8000 I hope you liked it, and if you didn't well.I have nothing to say but.you asked fer it.
And I hope the rest of yees enjoyed as well, this will be my last update in a while, but I will be back.you can count on that, give me 4 weeks tops =D
And in case you couldn't figure it out an intermission fic is a fic that interupts the story at it's midpoint.or before it.or after it. This is just a break from all of the Drama and junk, so hope you liked.
Hmm.Ah well, I've decided to take a break! Ja, I have! Don't worry I'll probably be back around August.for those of you who care ^_^
Before I leave though, I would like to give a small gift to JamesFan8000! An intermission fic! Vas ist das? Well scroll down to find out! But, before I do that I must thank my reviewers..
Seveninchsprockets: Thank you for reviewing! It means so much to me *sniffles* ya I know the layout is messed up, but I hope it will get better XB
The dude: Thank you for the review, and hope you enjoy this small One-shot intermission fic.
Ditto: Ah, a new reader! And a Ditto at that! Neat, I never had a Pokemon read any of my fics before..Thanks fer the review!
Thorned Rose: I'll get you my pretty and your little Dogs too *cackles* Thank you for the review, me heh sorry I haven't reviewed your story yet, it wouldn't let me.Thank you!
Windra: Yup, Mehico with all of them Mehicans.^_^ yup, Jimmy is very calm about this.or is he?
'Æ'è'±'ë'· : Neat name.I think I've seen it before.*shrugs* oh well, I hope you read this mon ami, I want to thank you.for taking time to review my stories, and yes I know my grammar and spelling pretty much sucks.I hope I get better too. As fer the characters being OOC vell.it's a FANfiction.so they can't really be out of character, can they? Here have a muffin.you deserve it. Thank you for the reviews, have fun with this small intermission fic, I would like to know how many mistakes I made XD
X: Cat got you tongue, mien freund? Rocketshippy is James/Jessie pairing. I won't lie..I know that Jessie's reaction was too fast, but I was in a bad mood and well, I just wanted to finish it. I really hope you reply with words next time. And jess, the nymph is twisted.
JamesFan8000: Mon amie, this fic is not in the humor section, vrai? And my humor is seriously.different.so I'm going to give you this small fic.for you. Hope you enjoy and laugh! Laaaaauuuuuuggggghhhhh..P.S. Don't count on my fic getting seriously funny but I'll try to put more comic relief.
Jessie in Wonderland (A/N Wonder what this is a parody of?)
By: SorrowRain
It was a beautiful day in the land of Pokemon, the sun was shining, and everything was at peace.
BOOM!!!!
"Team Rocket is blasting off ag-ain!!!" The three Pokemon thieves cried as they were sent hurtling through the air, what caused this? Why a small Pikachu, about the size of pack of cigarettes, oh wait hold on.I believe it was a Ditto!
"No!" Jessie screamed as she saw a tree branch zooming in closer to her face, and suddenly.her mind went black.
**~~**
"Ugh" Jessie cried as she stood up, she looked around, there was no sign of her teammates anywhere. She shrugged, they would turn up eventually. Suddenly she heard a noise, she quickly turned and came face to face with Pikachu! At least she thought it was Pikachu, it seemed to be wearing a small vest and a monocle. He also had a small watch in one hand.
"I dare say miss, are you alright?" The Pikachu spoke, Jessie blinked and her lips curved into a smirk. 'Now he's even rarer than before' she thought and calmly walked over to him. The Pikachu's eye twitched and he pulled out a cup of tea from behind him.
"Here miss drink this, I'm sure it'll make you feel better." The Pikachu quickly threw the tea at her and scampered of into the woods all the while repeating 'I'm Late! Oh, so very, very late!' Jessie stood there for a minute and then finally gave chase leaving the tea where it laid.a small Paras came up to it and sipped it and quickly exploded.
Pokemon turned at the noise and slowly turned back to what they where doing before.
"It seems Pikachu has been passing around his tea again." A Pokemon whispered to another.
"Aye, I'll have to ask him for some later."
**XD**
Jessie kept on running, pushing her legs to her limit. She was slowly running out of energy so she stopped and put her hand on a short branch from a tree. She stayed like that for several moments before she noticed that her hand was moving up and down. Jessie screamed and removed her hand from that spot as quickly as she could. Two eyes opened in the night and a smile formed.but the odd thing was.there was no body connecting the two.
"Wot re ye doin 'er..'er in my 'ome? I don't wan ter hertsh ja purty lady." Jessie stared at the mouth that was speaking to her.
"What? I can't understand you, your accent it's too deep.can you say it again, slowly this time?" Jessie asked to the eyes and the mouth that appeared to float.
"W-O-T R YE D-O-I-N 'E-R 'E-R I-N M-Y 'O-M-E? Humans and theys call us shtupid." The mouth and eyes slowly seemed to be gaining a body, a Meowth body at that. Jessie looked at him with her eyes wide.
"Meowth? WOW! How can you do that?" Jessie came up to him and started pulling at his tail. "Wow! We can capture Pikachu!"
" Y, vuld I vant to 'apture the rat? E is de Eens aide, I don't vant to loose my head. Tis to cean." Meowth asked annoyed and snatched his tail back away from Jessie. She shook her head, this wasn't making any sense.
"Can you tell me which way he went at least?" Meowth glared at her, but made a short nod and pointed to his left.
"Dat way, if I vere ye, I try to 'void the mad atter. E's crazy." Meowth warned, of course Jessie didn't understand him so she just nodded her thanks and went to get the rat.
**~~**
This was.odd. There in the middle of a forest was a cottage shaped in the way of a.rice cake? She could here faint humming to a tune that seemed to mix various songs together. Including 'Miss Independent': was it just Jessie, or was that song showing up everywhere?
"Ah, a vistor!" a lavender-headed boy came up to Jessie and started pumping her arm up and down. "Pleased to meet you, I am. My name is James Frederic Kojirou John-Paul Smith Morgan." He paused hoping to see a reaction from the confused girl, when he saw none he added "the Third, at your service." He bowed and quickly dragged Jessie inside his home.
**~~**
Jessie was in shock.here she was inside of a rice cake-shaped home. with James. She forced a smile and, eyes twitching, turned towards James. He didn't seem to notice he was fiddling with his plush Pokemon toys.that were sitting all around the table, covered in bottle caps. Finally James seemed to feel Jessie's gaze upon him, for he turned towards her and smiled.
"Come! We must get you a hat!" It was then that Jessie noticed that James seem to be wearing a green top hat. Green, oh well at least it matched his eyes. James grabbed Jessie by the arm and quickly dragged her into his room.
"You must get ready for your party!" He exclaimed in glee, and made a squeal that only James can make. He stood in front of a small door and opened and held it open for Jessie, bowing as he did so.
Jessie stood there and smacked herself, hoping to wake up.but the attempt failed. Jessie looked to James and smacked him instead.
"WHAT PARTY!!!? WHAT'S GOING ON!!?" James calmly looked up at her and pointed towards the door.
"Pick a hat. Pick a hat. Pick a hat." He repeated closing his eyes as he stood up, and started to twitch every few seconds.
Jessie raised her eyebrow and decided to scream at him again. Big mistake. "TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON! Or I swear.that *hat* will be stuffed down your throat. And you know what? I don't want to wear your stupid hats!" She raised her arm to smack him again but James caught her arm and twisted it slightly.
"Pick. A. Hat." Jessie looked up at James and gulped his eyes were blazing, she had never seen James like this.
"Ok.?" Jessie asked and closed her eyes in fear of getting hurt. James quickly let go of her arm and jumped up and down.
"Yay! Which one do you want? This purple one? Or maybe this blue one? Or." James continued and all Jessie could do was stare at him in awe.he was.simply put.. Krazy.
**~~**
Jessie finally settled on one that had Dratini prints all over it: James nearly squeezed her to death in the hug he gave her. He said 'I knew you would like that one! I knew it!" He then added two blue roses to it, and the hat actually looked kind of nice on Jessie.
"Happy Hat Day!" James cried and threw up bottle caps in the air. Each one clunked Jessie on the head, but she hardly felt it, thanks to her hat. Jessie sighed and rested her chin on her hand. She looked into the forest and made out a small figure moving within it. It was the Pikachu! She looked to James and back at the Pikachu. She tried to creep out without James noticing her but failed.
"Where are you going my friend?" He then caught sight of the Pikachu. "Oh, you're going to go chase it? Don't bother I've tried.he did give me some of his tea though.it was very good. Still want to chase it? Fine but here take this rice cake with you. Never know when it may come in handy." He then turned back and continued to mix the batter to the cake he was fixing for his guest. Jessie raised her eyebrow and shook her head, she then walked out of the door and leapt the fence...in high hopes of capturing that Pikachu.
**~~**
She followed him all the way to an empty patch in the middle of the forest. She could hear faint giggling but ignored it and went back to searching for that Pikachu. The giggling got louder and suddenly two figures popped up in front of her.
"Hi! I'm Twiddle Dee!" Said a squinty-eyed teen.
"Hi! I'm Twiddle Dum!" Said a young girl with orange hair. Jessie blinked and started to laugh. The twerp's friends where dressed in clown outfits. Big shoes, red noses, everything! They looked hilarious! The two twiddles exchanged glances and started their poem that they tell every fellow passer- byer.
"We may not look it"
"But we can sure swallow a pit!"
"There is a queen not far from here."
"Who hates all those who come near."
"The Pikachu is the messenger."
"Pikachu only wishes to be a passenger."
"Sadly, the queen intends to keep him."
"They have a pet dragon named Jim."
"Beware of the queen and her might troops."
"They will sure drive you through loops!"
With that they giggled and slowly disappeared into the forest. Jessie sat there wiping tears from her eyes, and though 'What's a few more minutes?' and started up her laughter once again.
**~~**
She was tired. Tired and sleepy, there is a difference. Tired, sleepy, hungry, and cold. She just wanted to get that Pikachu. She trudged on hoping to find somewhere to rest, oh why bother.the sun's coming up anyway.
Jessie looked at the sunrise and sighed, she'll never get that Pikachu. Her hat was covered with sticks and leaves, Jessie brushed them off and continued on her way. There's a castle! And look there's that pesky Pikachu heading towards it! Jessie broke off into a run, maybe she'll catch it this time!
**~~**
Or not. Jessie was running as fast as her legs could carry her. As soon as Ash in a drag, saw Jessie trying to steal his Pikachu he sent out all of his Pokemon to destroy her. She could feel their attacks at her heels, she then strained herself to run faster, but sadly ran into a cliff side.
'Uh-oh I know what comes next.' Jessie saw a Blastoise come up to her and she squeezed her eyes shut and prepared for the attack..
**~~**
"Ach!" Jessie opened her eyes and came face to face with a worried James.
"Hey Jessie are you OK? You were out for hours!"
"Wha- Hey what happened to your hat?"
"My what?"
"Your-oh never mind, must've been a dream, although I have a new plan to capture Pikachu! First we need some tea."
So ends the story of Jessie in Wonderland, but what Jessie didn't see was her Dratini patterned hat lying a few feet away from her hidden in the bushes. Could it be? Naw.
**Fini**
Enjoyed it? Hated it? Told you my sense of humor is weird x_x
Well Jamesfan8000 I hope you liked it, and if you didn't well.I have nothing to say but.you asked fer it.
And I hope the rest of yees enjoyed as well, this will be my last update in a while, but I will be back.you can count on that, give me 4 weeks tops =D
And in case you couldn't figure it out an intermission fic is a fic that interupts the story at it's midpoint.or before it.or after it. This is just a break from all of the Drama and junk, so hope you liked.