Terrible Mishaps Chapter One

Disclaimer: You know I don't own em'. Tolkien does.

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One day in the Shire, Merry was on his way to the market. On his way he bumped into Frodo. Frodo had just bought some ale and some condoms (but I'm not going to get into that. You probably can figure it out on your own.).

"Oh, Hello Frodo!" Merry said cheerfully. "What do you got there?"

"Oh nothing just some ale." Frodo said, very jumpy and quickly. "C ya later."

"Bye!" Merry waved and continued on his way.

While Merry was at the market, Pippin was at home digging through the cupboards and the fridge, looking for some mushrooms.

"Wait a minute!" Pippin said, to himself while pointing his finger up in the air.

Pippin had just remembered that he saw some mushrooms by the path on the way to Frodo's house. Pippin scrambled to his feet and out the door.

Merry had found what he was looking for as it started to rain.

"I guess I'll go to Frodo's house. It's not far. I wonder why he was so jumpy today. Well at least I'll be able to get out of this rain." Merry said to himself.

On Merry's way, he tripped over Pippin and landed in a puddle. Pippin was gathering mushrooms.

Just as Pippin was about to put a poisonous mushroom in his mouth, Merry saw and jumped to his feet.

"Nooooooooooo!" Merry shouted as, he jumped toward Pippin and knocked the mushroom out of his hand.

"Hey! What's the big idea!?!?" Pippin asked sounding very pissed off.

"What do you mean Hey?! I just saved your life!" Merry argued.

"Whatever, let's just go to Frodo's." answered Pippin. "It's cold and wet out here, and I'm hungry."