Chapter Two
Disclaimer: I still own nothing.
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When they were about 10 feet away from Frodo's house, Pippin tripped and hit his head on a fence post.
"OOO! I get to ring the doorbell!" Pippin shouted as scrambled to his feet and toward the door.
Merry just stood there and rolled his eyes at Pippin's stupidity.
"DING DONG!" Went the doorbell, as Pippin ran around in circles shouting, "Somebody's coming, somebody's coming!"
"Merry, why don't you stand here and when Frodo or whoever, answers the door we'll jump out and scare them?" Pippin asked Merry excitedly.
"Because...." Merry paused.
SMACK! The door came flying open and hit Pippin in the face.
"That's why, Pip. That's why." Merry said.
"Ouch!" Pippin whispered as he slid down the door.
"Hello Merry! Sorry for running off like that at the market. I had some. business to take care of, yes that's right business." Frodo said cheerfully and thoughtfully. "Oh, hi Pippin."
"Hi!" Merry said back.
"Hi!" Pippin said also, now back on his feet.
******************************A 2 minute silence************************************
"Well are you going to invite us in or not?" Pippin asked breaking the silence.
"Oh, of course. Come in, come in." Frodo said while holding the door open.
Frodo led them to the kitchen.
"Can I have some cabbage?" Pippin asked.
"Pippin, don't be rude." Merry told as, he gave him a slap behind the head.
"That's alright Merry, I don't mind." Frodo told him.
"Oh, and while you're up." Pippin added. "Can I have some ale and carrots too?"
Frodo gave Pippin some carrots, ale and some cabbage. Just as Frodo was sitting down Pippin said, "Oh, and can I have some mushrooms? Thanks. Oh and. can I have a scoop of strawberry ice cream, and a scoop of chocolate, oh and a scoop of vanilla. Thanks you're a doll."
Pippin was getting on Frodo's nerves now. Every time he went to sit down pippin would ask him for something.
"Pippin, I told you not to be rude." Merry whispered into Pip's ear.
"What? I haven't had lunchin' yet!" Pippin exclaimed. "So, Frodo."
"WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW!?!?! DO YOU WANT ME TO THROW A BIG PARADE FOR YOU OR DO YOU WANT SOME TACOS NOW!?!?!" Frodo asked Pippin, very pissed off now.
"Actually I was just going to ask you how was your day, but some tacos do sound pretty good right about now." Pippin answered.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Frodo pulled his hair and ran out the door and into a tree.
Disclaimer: I still own nothing.
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When they were about 10 feet away from Frodo's house, Pippin tripped and hit his head on a fence post.
"OOO! I get to ring the doorbell!" Pippin shouted as scrambled to his feet and toward the door.
Merry just stood there and rolled his eyes at Pippin's stupidity.
"DING DONG!" Went the doorbell, as Pippin ran around in circles shouting, "Somebody's coming, somebody's coming!"
"Merry, why don't you stand here and when Frodo or whoever, answers the door we'll jump out and scare them?" Pippin asked Merry excitedly.
"Because...." Merry paused.
SMACK! The door came flying open and hit Pippin in the face.
"That's why, Pip. That's why." Merry said.
"Ouch!" Pippin whispered as he slid down the door.
"Hello Merry! Sorry for running off like that at the market. I had some. business to take care of, yes that's right business." Frodo said cheerfully and thoughtfully. "Oh, hi Pippin."
"Hi!" Merry said back.
"Hi!" Pippin said also, now back on his feet.
******************************A 2 minute silence************************************
"Well are you going to invite us in or not?" Pippin asked breaking the silence.
"Oh, of course. Come in, come in." Frodo said while holding the door open.
Frodo led them to the kitchen.
"Can I have some cabbage?" Pippin asked.
"Pippin, don't be rude." Merry told as, he gave him a slap behind the head.
"That's alright Merry, I don't mind." Frodo told him.
"Oh, and while you're up." Pippin added. "Can I have some ale and carrots too?"
Frodo gave Pippin some carrots, ale and some cabbage. Just as Frodo was sitting down Pippin said, "Oh, and can I have some mushrooms? Thanks. Oh and. can I have a scoop of strawberry ice cream, and a scoop of chocolate, oh and a scoop of vanilla. Thanks you're a doll."
Pippin was getting on Frodo's nerves now. Every time he went to sit down pippin would ask him for something.
"Pippin, I told you not to be rude." Merry whispered into Pip's ear.
"What? I haven't had lunchin' yet!" Pippin exclaimed. "So, Frodo."
"WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW!?!?! DO YOU WANT ME TO THROW A BIG PARADE FOR YOU OR DO YOU WANT SOME TACOS NOW!?!?!" Frodo asked Pippin, very pissed off now.
"Actually I was just going to ask you how was your day, but some tacos do sound pretty good right about now." Pippin answered.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Frodo pulled his hair and ran out the door and into a tree.