Chapter 7
Disclaimer: Everybody knows I don't Lord of the Rings. Tolkien does.
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"So, do you mean we'll use this piece of information against him in future pranks?" Pippin asked Merry the next day, under the big party tree.
"Fourteenth time, YES!" Merry answered him getting quite annoyed with Pippin.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOH!" Pippin said (finally getting the point of the idea). "When are we going to start pranking then?
"This afternoon. We'll start by. well I haven't decided yet, but we'll start with something small and work our way up to the BIG PRANKS." Merry said with a giant grin on his face.
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Merry and Pippin were sitting at the dinner table at Bag End eating mushrooms, potatoes and other stuff, when they heard a knock on the door. Frodo went and answered the door.
"Hello!" said a mail carrier.
"Hi!" said Frodo.
"I have a special delivery for Mr. Frodo Baggins."
"Ah, yes that's me."
The mail carrier gave the package to Frodo. Frodo signed and hen he came back into the kitchen.
"What's that?" asked Pippin.
"Oh this. It's nothing. It's just something I ordered out of a magazine." He answered.
"Yeah, from the Popular Chef Magazine!" Merry laughed.
"No it's not!" Frodo answered.
"Why don't you open it and see what it is then if it's not from that Chef magazine thingy?" Pippin asked.
"Okay."
Frodo opened the box, while Merry and Pippin watched intentionally.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Frodo screamed.
Inside the box was a blender full of blended worms.
Merry and Pippin were rolling around on the floor laughing so hard that there were tears in their eyes.
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"Why I ought to. Wait till I got my hands around your necks." Frodo was screaming.
After a while he realized that he was screaming at no one. Merry and Pippin were hiding in a cupboard recording what he was saying and trying not to laugh.
"Frodo! Frodo! Whom are you yelling at?" Merry called out to Frodo from the cupboard. "Merry and Pippin didn't do it. They are your friends they would never do anything like that to you."
"Who are you? Why shouldn't I blame it on them they're always doing pranks and stuff? Where are you?" Frodo yelled out loud. "I must be going mad! There's no one here! What am I doing?"
"You're not going mad. You're going crazy and mad." Merry said.
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All night long Frodo stayed huddled in a corner with a blanket around him, while Merry and Pippin were at home laughing their heads off at Frodo.
"I wonder what Frodo's doing right now." Pippin asked. "Tomorrow we should put glue on all his pens and pencils and paper and stuff like that.
"I don't know what he's doing right now but that's a good idea Pippin." Merry answered.
Early in the morning Merry and Pippin went to Frodo's house and put slow drying glue on all of his pens, pencils, paper and all of his other writing stuff, (Frodo had finally fallen asleep) then they slipped out.
When Frodo woke up he felt refreshed and relaxed. "I bet it was just a dream, yeah just a dream. I think I'll go and have some breakfast and then I'll go write a letter to Gandalf."
When he was finished breakfast he went into the study and grabbed a piece of paper and a pen. When he went to start writing, he couldn't get the paper off his hand or the pen. He decided that it was probably just those two things, so he grabbed another piece of paper and another pen. Those also stuck to him.
"Maybe I'm still dreaming, yeah that's got to be it. I'm still dreaming. Frodo said to himself then he pinched himself on the arm to see if he was still dreaming. "OW!!!"
Frodo sat down in the chair behind the desk. "What am I going to do?" All of a sudden there was a knock on the door. "Just a second!" He tried to get up, but it didn't work. He tried again, but still he couldn't get up. "Um. ah. just come in."
In walked Merry and Pippin.
"Hello! Frodo!" Pippin called out. "You home?"
"Yes, I'm in the Study!" Frodo answered.
Merry and Pippin walked into the study. They started quietly laughing at Frodo.
"Why are you laughing at me? You did this didn't you?" Frodo asked.
"Yeah, we did. No hard feelings." Merry said. "And you can't tell on us either."
"Why can't I tell on you?"
"Because we know something that you don't know that we know and you don't anybody to know it either." Pippin said.
"And what's that?"
"We happen to know for a fact that you make yourself a splendid meal and then enjoy all by yourself." Merry answered.
"Yeah, and what's wrong with that?"
"And when you have this meal you talk to yourself about how good your meal is."
"No I don't! I did that months ago!"
"No you didn't. We also know for a fact that you did it just the other night." Pippin grinned.
"Well maybe, I do but that doesn't give you a right to tell people."
"We haven't told anybody, but if you tell anyone about our pranks we're going to start telling people that you're mad."
"You wouldn't?"
"Oh we would."
"Fine I won't tell anyone about your pranks on me."
"Good. Well we got to go now. Bye Frodo."
With that Merry and Pippin went home.
Again Frodo tried to get up but nothing happened. "Oh I'm going to tell people that Merry and Pippin are crazy once I get free from this chair!"
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I hope that you've liked it this far. Well please review. Thanx.
Disclaimer: Everybody knows I don't Lord of the Rings. Tolkien does.
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"So, do you mean we'll use this piece of information against him in future pranks?" Pippin asked Merry the next day, under the big party tree.
"Fourteenth time, YES!" Merry answered him getting quite annoyed with Pippin.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOH!" Pippin said (finally getting the point of the idea). "When are we going to start pranking then?
"This afternoon. We'll start by. well I haven't decided yet, but we'll start with something small and work our way up to the BIG PRANKS." Merry said with a giant grin on his face.
**************************Lunch time**************************
Merry and Pippin were sitting at the dinner table at Bag End eating mushrooms, potatoes and other stuff, when they heard a knock on the door. Frodo went and answered the door.
"Hello!" said a mail carrier.
"Hi!" said Frodo.
"I have a special delivery for Mr. Frodo Baggins."
"Ah, yes that's me."
The mail carrier gave the package to Frodo. Frodo signed and hen he came back into the kitchen.
"What's that?" asked Pippin.
"Oh this. It's nothing. It's just something I ordered out of a magazine." He answered.
"Yeah, from the Popular Chef Magazine!" Merry laughed.
"No it's not!" Frodo answered.
"Why don't you open it and see what it is then if it's not from that Chef magazine thingy?" Pippin asked.
"Okay."
Frodo opened the box, while Merry and Pippin watched intentionally.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Frodo screamed.
Inside the box was a blender full of blended worms.
Merry and Pippin were rolling around on the floor laughing so hard that there were tears in their eyes.
********************* *********************
"Why I ought to. Wait till I got my hands around your necks." Frodo was screaming.
After a while he realized that he was screaming at no one. Merry and Pippin were hiding in a cupboard recording what he was saying and trying not to laugh.
"Frodo! Frodo! Whom are you yelling at?" Merry called out to Frodo from the cupboard. "Merry and Pippin didn't do it. They are your friends they would never do anything like that to you."
"Who are you? Why shouldn't I blame it on them they're always doing pranks and stuff? Where are you?" Frodo yelled out loud. "I must be going mad! There's no one here! What am I doing?"
"You're not going mad. You're going crazy and mad." Merry said.
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All night long Frodo stayed huddled in a corner with a blanket around him, while Merry and Pippin were at home laughing their heads off at Frodo.
"I wonder what Frodo's doing right now." Pippin asked. "Tomorrow we should put glue on all his pens and pencils and paper and stuff like that.
"I don't know what he's doing right now but that's a good idea Pippin." Merry answered.
Early in the morning Merry and Pippin went to Frodo's house and put slow drying glue on all of his pens, pencils, paper and all of his other writing stuff, (Frodo had finally fallen asleep) then they slipped out.
When Frodo woke up he felt refreshed and relaxed. "I bet it was just a dream, yeah just a dream. I think I'll go and have some breakfast and then I'll go write a letter to Gandalf."
When he was finished breakfast he went into the study and grabbed a piece of paper and a pen. When he went to start writing, he couldn't get the paper off his hand or the pen. He decided that it was probably just those two things, so he grabbed another piece of paper and another pen. Those also stuck to him.
"Maybe I'm still dreaming, yeah that's got to be it. I'm still dreaming. Frodo said to himself then he pinched himself on the arm to see if he was still dreaming. "OW!!!"
Frodo sat down in the chair behind the desk. "What am I going to do?" All of a sudden there was a knock on the door. "Just a second!" He tried to get up, but it didn't work. He tried again, but still he couldn't get up. "Um. ah. just come in."
In walked Merry and Pippin.
"Hello! Frodo!" Pippin called out. "You home?"
"Yes, I'm in the Study!" Frodo answered.
Merry and Pippin walked into the study. They started quietly laughing at Frodo.
"Why are you laughing at me? You did this didn't you?" Frodo asked.
"Yeah, we did. No hard feelings." Merry said. "And you can't tell on us either."
"Why can't I tell on you?"
"Because we know something that you don't know that we know and you don't anybody to know it either." Pippin said.
"And what's that?"
"We happen to know for a fact that you make yourself a splendid meal and then enjoy all by yourself." Merry answered.
"Yeah, and what's wrong with that?"
"And when you have this meal you talk to yourself about how good your meal is."
"No I don't! I did that months ago!"
"No you didn't. We also know for a fact that you did it just the other night." Pippin grinned.
"Well maybe, I do but that doesn't give you a right to tell people."
"We haven't told anybody, but if you tell anyone about our pranks we're going to start telling people that you're mad."
"You wouldn't?"
"Oh we would."
"Fine I won't tell anyone about your pranks on me."
"Good. Well we got to go now. Bye Frodo."
With that Merry and Pippin went home.
Again Frodo tried to get up but nothing happened. "Oh I'm going to tell people that Merry and Pippin are crazy once I get free from this chair!"
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I hope that you've liked it this far. Well please review. Thanx.