(everyone returns to the station laughing as the screams continue to resonate through the halls.)

T: That was funny but now I need to get these blood-stains out

C3: Well, I think R2 has a washing machine in there. Just pt your clothes in this hole *points to the tazer-hole*

T: Okay *takes off clothes and tries to stuff it in the hole*

Random People: Eww, get a room

R2: *self-destructs destroying all of T's clothing*

T: *Covers himself with pieces of cloth* That's not funny *runs off, changes then comes back*

(suddenly sirens go off and men start scrambling to their slow speeders.)

T: What's going on?

Ging: *arf Arf*

T: C3, what does that mean?

C3: She just realized she didn't put on shoes

T: I didn't know you wore shoes

Ging: *Bark, Bark, Arf*

C3: Yes, she says they're very comfortable

T: Hmm…well okay whatever

J: *Roar*

T: Russian Furbies! Here?

J: *Roooar*

T: Ateam-St walkers?! well, we better get the Princess safe…R2 would you fly one of those speeders and blow stuff up?

R2: (mysteriously back together) *well, duh* (all stare) *I mean…uh…beep?* (all shrug)

T: Alright lets go! (all stare) Please? (all stare) NOW  (all move)

P: Hey, where did everyone go? (sees speeder R2 is being put into) ooh, shiny buttons *climbs in and accidentally starts engine*

*in the background, Darth Vader goes sprinting across the screen followed by OB1 in his boxers*

OB1: Get back here you little brat

Vader: Aughh, I'm cold and there's old people after me

(uhhh…yeah) (Back to R2)

R2: *Beep Boop* (Get the heck out of my ship) *Beeeeeeeeeep* (you beeeeeeeeep)

P: Wee this is fun *starts pressing random buttons*

R2: *beep boop* (that sound remotely like the exact same thing I said the last line, but does it mean the same thing…well of course not!) *boop beep* (hey don't touch that) *switches controls to his system*

(back at the Falcon)

T: Hey, John can we get of the ground yet

J: *Roaar*

T: Okay, your right you deserve a 30 minute break

(elevator music starts playing)

All: …

All: …

*John sips kiwi juice*

All: …

T: Okay, now let's get back to work (all stare) what?

J: *roarr*

T: Oh, sorry *grabs a napkin and wipes his mouth*

J: *Roarr* (clicks a few buttons and the ship begins to take off)

C3: Are you even doing anything with those buttons or is the ship randomly flying itself?

J: *Ro…uhRawrrr*

C3: Mmm…kiwi juice

G: *Bark bark bark*

T: Uh…a little help C3?

C3: R2's at the door. R2, where've you been?

(flashback)

R2: *Beep bep peb peeb* (DIE) *zaps Patrick* (you) *hits him with his mace* (little) *flips out a blaster* (brat) *blasts Patrick*

(end Flashback)

R2: *beep* (around)

C3: Doing what?

(flashback)

R2: *holding Patrick with a huge metal claw* *beep beep beep* (why wont you die)

P: I don't know *splat*

R2: *repeatedly smashes Patrick's face against a window*

(end flashback)

R2: Doin stuff

C3: You can talk

(awkward silence)

R2: uhhh…*beep* (so what's with the elevator music?)

C3: Oh…we were just taking a break and relaxing for a while

R2: *beep* (wait, you understood me?)

C3: Yeah, I was about to ask, where's Patrick

R2: *beep* (I dunno) *bloop* (he'll show up eventually)

C3: Oh…kay…wait, how'd you get in here? I thought we were flying away

R2: Yeah, about that…(door slam, tires squeal, explosion heard)

P: *walks in* sorry, I hit your trash can

J: *Roarrr* (This makes no sense…we're in a spaceship…in space)

R2: *beep* (tell me about it)

J: *roarr* (That makes even less sense)

T: John, quit complaining. I'm feeding, housing and cleaning for you

J: *ROarr*

T: No buts, I want to drive the ship quietly

J: *roarr* (yes ma'am)

C3: Ha, HA he just called you ma'am

T: *zap*