(everyone returns to the station laughing as the screams continue to resonate through the halls.)
T: That was funny but now I need to get these blood-stains out
C3: Well, I think R2 has a washing machine in there. Just pt your clothes in this hole *points to the tazer-hole*
T: Okay *takes off clothes and tries to stuff it in the hole*
Random People: Eww, get a room
R2: *self-destructs destroying all of T's clothing*
T: *Covers himself with pieces of cloth* That's not funny *runs off, changes then comes back*
(suddenly sirens go off and men start scrambling to their slow speeders.)
T: What's going on?
Ging: *arf Arf*
T: C3, what does that mean?
C3: She just realized she didn't put on shoes
T: I didn't know you wore shoes
Ging: *Bark, Bark, Arf*
C3: Yes, she says they're very comfortable
T: Hmm…well okay whatever
J: *Roar*
T: Russian Furbies! Here?
J: *Roooar*
T: Ateam-St walkers?! well, we better get the Princess safe…R2 would you fly one of those speeders and blow stuff up?
R2: (mysteriously back together) *well, duh* (all stare) *I mean…uh…beep?* (all shrug)
T: Alright lets go! (all stare) Please? (all stare) NOW (all move)
P: Hey, where did everyone go? (sees speeder R2 is being put into) ooh, shiny buttons *climbs in and accidentally starts engine*
*in the background, Darth Vader goes sprinting across the screen followed by OB1 in his boxers*
OB1: Get back here you little brat
Vader: Aughh, I'm cold and there's old people after me
(uhhh…yeah) (Back to R2)
R2: *Beep Boop* (Get the heck out of my ship) *Beeeeeeeeeep* (you beeeeeeeeep)
P: Wee this is fun *starts pressing random buttons*
R2: *beep boop* (that sound remotely like the exact same thing I said the last line, but does it mean the same thing…well of course not!) *boop beep* (hey don't touch that) *switches controls to his system*
(back at the Falcon)
T: Hey, John can we get of the ground yet
J: *Roaar*
T: Okay, your right you deserve a 30 minute break
(elevator music starts playing)
All: …
All: …
*John sips kiwi juice*
All: …
T: Okay, now let's get back to work (all stare) what?
J: *roarr*
T: Oh, sorry *grabs a napkin and wipes his mouth*
J: *Roarr* (clicks a few buttons and the ship begins to take off)
C3: Are you even doing anything with those buttons or is the ship randomly flying itself?
J: *Ro…uhRawrrr*
C3: Mmm…kiwi juice
G: *Bark bark bark*
T: Uh…a little help C3?
C3: R2's at the door. R2, where've you been?
(flashback)
R2: *Beep bep peb peeb* (DIE) *zaps Patrick* (you) *hits him with his mace* (little) *flips out a blaster* (brat) *blasts Patrick*
(end Flashback)
R2: *beep* (around)
C3: Doing what?
(flashback)
R2: *holding Patrick with a huge metal claw* *beep beep beep* (why wont you die)
P: I don't know *splat*
R2: *repeatedly smashes Patrick's face against a window*
(end flashback)
R2: Doin stuff
C3: You can talk
(awkward silence)
R2: uhhh…*beep* (so what's with the elevator music?)
C3: Oh…we were just taking a break and relaxing for a while
R2: *beep* (wait, you understood me?)
C3: Yeah, I was about to ask, where's Patrick
R2: *beep* (I dunno) *bloop* (he'll show up eventually)
C3: Oh…kay…wait, how'd you get in here? I thought we were flying away
R2: Yeah, about that…(door slam, tires squeal, explosion heard)
P: *walks in* sorry, I hit your trash can
J: *Roarrr* (This makes no sense…we're in a spaceship…in space)
R2: *beep* (tell me about it)
J: *roarr* (That makes even less sense)
T: John, quit complaining. I'm feeding, housing and cleaning for you
J: *ROarr*
T: No buts, I want to drive the ship quietly
J: *roarr* (yes ma'am)
C3: Ha, HA he just called you ma'am
T: *zap*
