OK, back with another chapter! The chibis begin their assault! Oh yes, and Chibi Menchi...all will be explained in due time. Meanwhile...
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They were outside the nearest Mac Donald's, currently trying to order breakfast for five first graders and two teenage girls.
"Look, what does everyone want? We are almost at the drive through window."
"Ok! I wanna...3 egg mcmwuffins...2 swasage mcgwiddles, and 8 bwekfwast mwacs."
"Duo, you're FIVE. You can't eat all that."
"Can TOO! I did last week!"
"You're FIVE. You _can't_ eat that much now, you'll be sick, and then you'll be in TROUBLE"
"As in TIME OUT."
"...Asshwoles."
"DUO! SHUT UP!"
A voice crackled to life, "Hello? May I take your order?"
"Ok...Too late now...We'll take seven Breakfast Macs, please."
"Please drive through."
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As the car pulled into the mall parking lot, it was directed into an empty parking space, and then parked.
"Ok guys, you can eat now."
*Munch Munch Munch* "...What? We weren't swupposed two eat yet? Oops..."
***
Inside the mall, straws were being drawn to see who got the group of three.
"...Damn you, Midii."
"Heeheehee"
Hilde sighed. "Ok, because I get more of them, I get to pick first. Quatre."
"Trowa"
"^_^"
"...Can you actually say that..?? Er...fine, Duo. I'm going to regret this..."
"Hey! You...you dwon't wuv mwe anymo'??"
"...It's just that you are...FIVE. And hyper. Not good."
"HAH! I win! Wufei!"
"Er...Kid with a gun or...Heero. I hate you. You left me with the hyper active one and the one with a deadly weapon."
"Hahahahahaahaaha...I know."
***
"Ok...first stop...the pet shop."
"You are gettwing us a doggie?" Trowa asked with REALLY big eyes, glistening with emotion.
"Damn you Trowa."
The five year old looked at her for a minute, and then began to cry.
"NO!!! nononononono baby, no, no, no, no tears, no more _please_???"
"..." He wiped his face off. "Then will you get me a wabbit?"
"They multiply like...rabbits...but I _will_ get you a doggy accessory...even though you are a cat person..."
"WEALLY?!"
"Yes, and Wufei too" Midii said holding VERY tightly onto both boys.
"YAY!!!!!!"
Upon entering pet shop, Midii purchased two dog harnesses and leashes, then proceeded to attach them to the boys and they finally began their shopping spree.
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"Alright, lets get you boys some clothes, ok?"
"BOXERS!!!!!!"
"We can look at boxers, but first, lets go buy some PANTS, ok?" She said, brimming over with fake enthusiasm. "Right? You need PANTS!"
"NOOOOOOO I _WANT_ MORE BOXERS!!!!"
"Ok, Duo, sweetie...We can buy boxers, too, ok?"
"I _NEED_ to go, Hwilde"
"...Damn kid, couldn't go at home..." She muttered while searching for the nearest family bathroom.
"_NOW_!!!!"
"Ok...er...if you can hold it, I will buy you LOTS of boxers, ok?"
"Omae o Korosu"
"You don't need to get them, if you don't want to, Heero." She responded while dragging off three five year olds in search of a uni-sex bathroom.
"I wanna 'Big Glup' I'm thristy, oh for lotsa wateryness." Quatre said, pulling on Hilde's sleeve.
Duo begins hopping up and down at this point in time.
"Aha! FINALLY! A frickin' Family bathroom." She grabbed the three first graders and pulled them into the bathroom, picked up Duo and shoved him into a stall.
"Twank Gwod for loose pwants" Duo said he relieved himself
Hilde was standing outside the stall, hands over her ears singing to herself.
"Hwilde? Hwiiiiiiilllllllldddeeee..."
She opened her eyes. "What is it, Duo?"
"I cwan't weach the faucet."
Shoving aside all thoughts of, EWWWWW...he didn't wash his hands when he touched me, she picked him up by the armpits and placed him on the counter.
"There. Good now?"
"Yeps!" Duo replied before falling off the counter onto Quatre
"Eek! Duo, Quatre! Are you guys ok!?!"
"Yeps! I'm Fwine!!!"
Duo seemed all right, while Quatre started to cry.
"S'not fair! _I_ gots squiwished!"
"Awww! Quatre! Are you ok? Did you get cut?" She asked while placing Duo back up on the counter.
"WHHEEEEEEE!!!!!" Duo yelled as he rolled off again, to land on Heero this time.
"DUO! STOP THAT!"
"Why? It's fwun!!! Againagainagain!!!!"
"Because," she said as she check the others for bruises, cuts ...etc, "if you don't, I won't let you have dessert!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! The hworwrors!!!"
"Omaahhh no tickle!!!"
"Duo! STOP THAT!" Hilde yelled as she sent Quatre into the only bathroom stall. "I MEAN it!"
"Fine! But only 'cuz your my _GIRLFRIEND_!!!"
"Not now I'm not. You are FIVE Duo, FIVE!!!"
"Thas snot fair! Age discwiminatwor!"
"Yep. Quatre, you done yet?"
*FLUSH!!!*
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HELP!!!!!!"
"...OH...GOD...Quatre, you better be decent..." Hilde shuddered, grabbed the other Chibis in her left hand and with her other, reached over the top of the stall and unlocked it.
"GWET-ME-OUT!!!!!!!!"
"...Oh...EWWWWWWWWWW...QUATRE!!!!" The only teen reached foward and pulled Quatre out of the toilet.
"...THANKS HWILDE!!!!!!! YOU SAVED MY LIIIIIFEEEE!!!!" A VERY naked five-year old hugged Hilde, and then regained his mature-er-self and pushed her out of the stall.
"...Scarred...scarred for life...Heero, your turn. Just...go in the damned stall."
"Hwn."
Quatre muttered "Dwamn dwamn dwamn, I'm _nwever_ gonna liwe THAT dwown..."
As Heero walked out of The Stall of Doom, Quatre was finishing washing his hands, as Duo was being held VERY tightly by Hilde.
"Go wash your hands, then we can get out of this cursed place and go buy you guys some CLOTHES."
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So? Please review! We must know the success of this story! More and more coming, so keep checking!
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They were outside the nearest Mac Donald's, currently trying to order breakfast for five first graders and two teenage girls.
"Look, what does everyone want? We are almost at the drive through window."
"Ok! I wanna...3 egg mcmwuffins...2 swasage mcgwiddles, and 8 bwekfwast mwacs."
"Duo, you're FIVE. You can't eat all that."
"Can TOO! I did last week!"
"You're FIVE. You _can't_ eat that much now, you'll be sick, and then you'll be in TROUBLE"
"As in TIME OUT."
"...Asshwoles."
"DUO! SHUT UP!"
A voice crackled to life, "Hello? May I take your order?"
"Ok...Too late now...We'll take seven Breakfast Macs, please."
"Please drive through."
***
As the car pulled into the mall parking lot, it was directed into an empty parking space, and then parked.
"Ok guys, you can eat now."
*Munch Munch Munch* "...What? We weren't swupposed two eat yet? Oops..."
***
Inside the mall, straws were being drawn to see who got the group of three.
"...Damn you, Midii."
"Heeheehee"
Hilde sighed. "Ok, because I get more of them, I get to pick first. Quatre."
"Trowa"
"^_^"
"...Can you actually say that..?? Er...fine, Duo. I'm going to regret this..."
"Hey! You...you dwon't wuv mwe anymo'??"
"...It's just that you are...FIVE. And hyper. Not good."
"HAH! I win! Wufei!"
"Er...Kid with a gun or...Heero. I hate you. You left me with the hyper active one and the one with a deadly weapon."
"Hahahahahaahaaha...I know."
***
"Ok...first stop...the pet shop."
"You are gettwing us a doggie?" Trowa asked with REALLY big eyes, glistening with emotion.
"Damn you Trowa."
The five year old looked at her for a minute, and then began to cry.
"NO!!! nononononono baby, no, no, no, no tears, no more _please_???"
"..." He wiped his face off. "Then will you get me a wabbit?"
"They multiply like...rabbits...but I _will_ get you a doggy accessory...even though you are a cat person..."
"WEALLY?!"
"Yes, and Wufei too" Midii said holding VERY tightly onto both boys.
"YAY!!!!!!"
Upon entering pet shop, Midii purchased two dog harnesses and leashes, then proceeded to attach them to the boys and they finally began their shopping spree.
***
"Alright, lets get you boys some clothes, ok?"
"BOXERS!!!!!!"
"We can look at boxers, but first, lets go buy some PANTS, ok?" She said, brimming over with fake enthusiasm. "Right? You need PANTS!"
"NOOOOOOO I _WANT_ MORE BOXERS!!!!"
"Ok, Duo, sweetie...We can buy boxers, too, ok?"
"I _NEED_ to go, Hwilde"
"...Damn kid, couldn't go at home..." She muttered while searching for the nearest family bathroom.
"_NOW_!!!!"
"Ok...er...if you can hold it, I will buy you LOTS of boxers, ok?"
"Omae o Korosu"
"You don't need to get them, if you don't want to, Heero." She responded while dragging off three five year olds in search of a uni-sex bathroom.
"I wanna 'Big Glup' I'm thristy, oh for lotsa wateryness." Quatre said, pulling on Hilde's sleeve.
Duo begins hopping up and down at this point in time.
"Aha! FINALLY! A frickin' Family bathroom." She grabbed the three first graders and pulled them into the bathroom, picked up Duo and shoved him into a stall.
"Twank Gwod for loose pwants" Duo said he relieved himself
Hilde was standing outside the stall, hands over her ears singing to herself.
"Hwilde? Hwiiiiiiilllllllldddeeee..."
She opened her eyes. "What is it, Duo?"
"I cwan't weach the faucet."
Shoving aside all thoughts of, EWWWWW...he didn't wash his hands when he touched me, she picked him up by the armpits and placed him on the counter.
"There. Good now?"
"Yeps!" Duo replied before falling off the counter onto Quatre
"Eek! Duo, Quatre! Are you guys ok!?!"
"Yeps! I'm Fwine!!!"
Duo seemed all right, while Quatre started to cry.
"S'not fair! _I_ gots squiwished!"
"Awww! Quatre! Are you ok? Did you get cut?" She asked while placing Duo back up on the counter.
"WHHEEEEEEE!!!!!" Duo yelled as he rolled off again, to land on Heero this time.
"DUO! STOP THAT!"
"Why? It's fwun!!! Againagainagain!!!!"
"Because," she said as she check the others for bruises, cuts ...etc, "if you don't, I won't let you have dessert!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! The hworwrors!!!"
"Omaahhh no tickle!!!"
"Duo! STOP THAT!" Hilde yelled as she sent Quatre into the only bathroom stall. "I MEAN it!"
"Fine! But only 'cuz your my _GIRLFRIEND_!!!"
"Not now I'm not. You are FIVE Duo, FIVE!!!"
"Thas snot fair! Age discwiminatwor!"
"Yep. Quatre, you done yet?"
*FLUSH!!!*
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HELP!!!!!!"
"...OH...GOD...Quatre, you better be decent..." Hilde shuddered, grabbed the other Chibis in her left hand and with her other, reached over the top of the stall and unlocked it.
"GWET-ME-OUT!!!!!!!!"
"...Oh...EWWWWWWWWWW...QUATRE!!!!" The only teen reached foward and pulled Quatre out of the toilet.
"...THANKS HWILDE!!!!!!! YOU SAVED MY LIIIIIFEEEE!!!!" A VERY naked five-year old hugged Hilde, and then regained his mature-er-self and pushed her out of the stall.
"...Scarred...scarred for life...Heero, your turn. Just...go in the damned stall."
"Hwn."
Quatre muttered "Dwamn dwamn dwamn, I'm _nwever_ gonna liwe THAT dwown..."
As Heero walked out of The Stall of Doom, Quatre was finishing washing his hands, as Duo was being held VERY tightly by Hilde.
"Go wash your hands, then we can get out of this cursed place and go buy you guys some CLOTHES."
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So? Please review! We must know the success of this story! More and more coming, so keep checking!