Disclaimer:I dont own anything... I'm kindda getting tired of this -_-;;;
A/N: Ok some want Severus to be punished -_-;;; and some others.....don't -_-;; Well just two...*cough* christelle*cough*little-lost-one*cough* ^-^!! So Im gonna write the first option....sorry christelle & little-lost-one ='( But don't worry, I'll write something you may like later ^.^!!
A/N2: Ok thanks to:
*Acacia Jules * U_U I dont think all Slytherins are like that.... I kindda like Snape....-_-;;;(dont hit me!!! T_T) Though Malfoy is another thing.I mean... I do agree with you about the growing up and getting a life part but i dont think he is THAT bad. .....And by the way Bubu Rocks!!!! @_@!!
*AKANinaBlack* Thank you for being so understanding.... Though I'm still a little scared....^^UU Just kidding ¬_¬UU
*Maho Shojo* Je! I always like new reviewers....(to the rest: don't take offence...Ya rule too!! ^_^!!) Im glad you found it funny!^.^!! And let me add that Im kindda scared too....you aren't gonna eat me too, are you? ^-^ _!! Please dont! My flesh is too tough..... I SWEAR!
*dark star11* Ok,ok you dont have to be that agressive...Y_Y.....Thanx! ^.^!
*christelle* Wee! I love Snape too!!! ^.^!! I totally agree with you!!
*Sapphire the Pyro* The answer is Yes...^.^!! Make them suffer! Muahaahahahahahhah!!! Thank you!!
* kalathetrumpeter* Im glad you liked it! ^.^! Thank you so much!
*Arctic*Saber* U_U Poor your brother, that must have hurt _o!!....And of course noone belives Sirius!Who would? ^.^!! He's so nuts! But everybody loves him! ^_^!! He's so sweet!
*little-lost-one* ^.^!! Wee!!!! The Lord of the Rings rocks!!!! @_@!! Thank you! My precious...
**Hem, hem....this could ruin my reputation as the tough one ¬¬UU (at school at least) but...I love you all!!!! Everyone of you!!!!!!!!!You brighten my day with your reviews! And belive me, I need to be brighten now and then U_U THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!**
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Chapter 13
The rest of the lesson went on as usual...(When I say usual I mean a lot of yelling and a very very scared Neville,of course U_U) The Marauders did not utter a word as they saw that James was not in the mood for talking or writing(you know what I mean). His eyes never leaving Snape. Of course the Potion Master noticed the constant staring but decided to ignore it.
At last the bell rang and the students dashed to the door.Though five students fell behind.
Padfoot: We must do something! He can't talk to one of the Marauders like that!
Moony: I dont know...he WAS right, you know? That day you went too far.
Padfoot: (outraged) How can you say that! You're ill mate! Oh! God not again! Dont die! _!! (Sirius really has got something with dying dont you think? U_U)
Moony: Look who's speaking! You are the one who sees stuff that don't exist!
Padfoot: I dont know what you're talking about! But anyway, wait....Mr Feathers is telling me something...aha...ok,uuuu I like that...(grins evilly) Mr Feathers says we should push Snape down a cliff ^_^!!
The rest: O_O!!
Harry: Ok.....
They all gathered in a small group and started discussing in a low voice so that Sirius wouldnt hear.
Prongs: OK! That thing is freaking me out!
Hermione: Me too....Is that bird some kind of maniac?
Ron: Don't know, but we must get rid of him.
Moony: Aha...U_U (nod,nod)
Hermione: Yeah..ok but how? Do we push it down a cliff?(sarcastically)
Padfoot: (interrupting) Heeey guuuuuys!!! Mr Feathers has a better idea! ^.^! Isn't he smart? He says we should cut him into little pieces and throw them to a hungry shark! ^_^!! (*Hey! That idea was mine!* *(Mr Feathers) Pio!,Pio!* *No way! Go and get your own sadistic ideas!* *Pio, pio?* *Aha! U_U I said that if Bianca (a silly friend of mine -_-;;;Just kidding ^.^!!) kept reviewing she would end up like that!* *Pio,pio (disappointed)* *Awwww...dont worry! The ideas will come! ^-^!!*)
Everyone: O_O!!
Author: What!? Cant I express my anger!? It's a quite healthy way, you know?
Padfoot: Eh....yeah right (ignoring) ¬.¬UU Were was I? Oh! Yeah... wait Mr Feathers has another idea! He says we should rip his eyes and play ping-pong with them! ^.^!!
Prongs: I take back what I said before. NOW I'm freaking out!
Padfoot: We would play ping-snape-pong! ^_^!! Got it?
The rest: ¬_¬UU
Moony: Em...well but anyway what are we gonna do with Snape?
Hermione: I thought you didnt agree with this whole thing. ¬_¬UU
Moony: It's just too tempting. ^.^!
(drums)
**Will the Marauders take revenge of Snape? Will Mr Feathers stop being a psycho? Where is Mr Twinckles? Why did James kept silent when Snape said what he said? Why Hermiones' hair is so bushy? Why is the grass green? Will I ever shut up?( Nope, I dont think so U_U) This and more in the next chapter!(Ok, maybe not ALL the questions ._.) (Gets hit by a shoe??) Hey! _O!! That hurt! Ok,ok Im gonna go on .....just because AKANinaBlack would kill me....-_-;;;**
(drums...again -.-;;;)
Padfoot: So? Are we going to rip his eyes? *_* (puppy eyes)
Moony: Sirius!
Padfoot: What?
The rest: ¬_¬UU
Hermione: By the way, where's Mr Twinckles?
The rest: O_o???
Hermione: What? Is one of the questions SHE(pointing at the screen) wrote!!
Everyone: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......
Padfoot: Well...Mr Twinckes is.....dead....
The rest: O_O!!! What?!
Padfoot: T_T (snif,snif) Ah ha... Y_Y And he was so SHINY!
Ron: What happened?
Harry: (in a low voice to Ron):Do you really care? ¬¬UU
Padfoot: Well....Mr Feathers ate him....U_U
Prongs: I take back what I said before again....NOW! I'm freaking out!
Moony: Mr Feathers ate him? O_o???
Padfoot: Ah ha...U_U I'll miss him...T_T.....But now Mr Feathers' belly is shiny! ^.^!! Wee!! So shiny...*_*
The rest: ¬_¬UU
Moony: OK...mate... What are we gonna do to Snape, for Goodness' sake?!
Prongs: I've got an idea. =)
***
They all went to the now desserted Gryffindor common room following James and wondering what he was upto. He just kept going and going untill he reached the buttom of the spiral staircases that led to the boys' dormitories. He took his wand and tapped three times what it seemd to be a hollow step. The step swung foward to reveal .......dust?
*cough* _ *cough*
Hermione: Why the hell did you do that?!*cough*
Prongs: Why the hell is your hair so bushy? ¬_¬UU
At that everybody stopped coughing and stared at Hermione.
Hermione: I inherited from my mother ok? =O
Everybody: ¬¬UU
Moony: ok......em.....anyway! I cant belive they are still here!
Padfoot: I told you It'd be a good idea! Eh? What? Oh! Mr Feathers has a great ide-
Everyone: No!
Padfoot: But...but... Mr Feath-
Everyone: No!
Padfoot: ok...T_T (snif) Noone loves me! (Runs to a corner and cries)
Harry: (sigh)Was he always like this?
Prongs: Ah ha...U_U (nod, nod)
Moony: But...Prongs? How are we gonna use this?
Prongs: Come nearer...I dont want anyone to hear it...It must be a surprise.
Padfoot: Well ok! But hurry!
Ron: I thought that you were crying in the corner. ¬.¬UU
Padfoot: I was....^.^!! But I felt very lonely! Y_Y
Hermione: But what about Mr Feathers? Wasn't he keeping you company?
Padfoot: Well...He was...but he got hungry and left....He said he would come back soon... I hope he's ok..
Harry:Yeah... I hope that too(sarcastically)
Padfoot: Really? You are so nice Harry! Im gonna tell Mr Feathers about this! ^.^!! He'll surely want to be your friend now!!
Harry: O_O!! Emmm....no Sirius There's no need!
Prongs: Harry....I'm your father and I forbid you to make friends with maniacs.U_U
Harry: (in a low voice) Thank you...
Moony: But I didnt do anything! T_T I swear Im not gonna get near The One Book again! Y_Y We swear! We swear for the precious! @_@!!
Prongs: I was talking about the bloody bird, Remus!
Moony: Oh! OK! ^.^!!
Prongs: (to Harry in a low voice so that he would be the only one to hear) Dont be too near Remus. He's a good friend but he can be a little wired some times.
Harry: U_U (nod,nod)
Prongs: I have it all planned, I've got the map......And let the party begin!
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I thought I'd never ever finish this chapter! @_@!! Here....look....Im not good with pranks...so I dont think the next chapter will be that funny.....-_-;;; Oh! By the way...remember the "muse"..well...I still dont know where she is! _!! She's definitely fired! That's for sure!
A/N: Ok some want Severus to be punished -_-;;; and some others.....don't -_-;; Well just two...*cough* christelle*cough*little-lost-one*cough* ^-^!! So Im gonna write the first option....sorry christelle & little-lost-one ='( But don't worry, I'll write something you may like later ^.^!!
A/N2: Ok thanks to:
*Acacia Jules * U_U I dont think all Slytherins are like that.... I kindda like Snape....-_-;;;(dont hit me!!! T_T) Though Malfoy is another thing.I mean... I do agree with you about the growing up and getting a life part but i dont think he is THAT bad. .....And by the way Bubu Rocks!!!! @_@!!
*AKANinaBlack* Thank you for being so understanding.... Though I'm still a little scared....^^UU Just kidding ¬_¬UU
*Maho Shojo* Je! I always like new reviewers....(to the rest: don't take offence...Ya rule too!! ^_^!!) Im glad you found it funny!^.^!! And let me add that Im kindda scared too....you aren't gonna eat me too, are you? ^-^ _!! Please dont! My flesh is too tough..... I SWEAR!
*dark star11* Ok,ok you dont have to be that agressive...Y_Y.....Thanx! ^.^!
*christelle* Wee! I love Snape too!!! ^.^!! I totally agree with you!!
*Sapphire the Pyro* The answer is Yes...^.^!! Make them suffer! Muahaahahahahahhah!!! Thank you!!
* kalathetrumpeter* Im glad you liked it! ^.^! Thank you so much!
*Arctic*Saber* U_U Poor your brother, that must have hurt _o!!....And of course noone belives Sirius!Who would? ^.^!! He's so nuts! But everybody loves him! ^_^!! He's so sweet!
*little-lost-one* ^.^!! Wee!!!! The Lord of the Rings rocks!!!! @_@!! Thank you! My precious...
**Hem, hem....this could ruin my reputation as the tough one ¬¬UU (at school at least) but...I love you all!!!! Everyone of you!!!!!!!!!You brighten my day with your reviews! And belive me, I need to be brighten now and then U_U THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!**
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Chapter 13
The rest of the lesson went on as usual...(When I say usual I mean a lot of yelling and a very very scared Neville,of course U_U) The Marauders did not utter a word as they saw that James was not in the mood for talking or writing(you know what I mean). His eyes never leaving Snape. Of course the Potion Master noticed the constant staring but decided to ignore it.
At last the bell rang and the students dashed to the door.Though five students fell behind.
Padfoot: We must do something! He can't talk to one of the Marauders like that!
Moony: I dont know...he WAS right, you know? That day you went too far.
Padfoot: (outraged) How can you say that! You're ill mate! Oh! God not again! Dont die! _!! (Sirius really has got something with dying dont you think? U_U)
Moony: Look who's speaking! You are the one who sees stuff that don't exist!
Padfoot: I dont know what you're talking about! But anyway, wait....Mr Feathers is telling me something...aha...ok,uuuu I like that...(grins evilly) Mr Feathers says we should push Snape down a cliff ^_^!!
The rest: O_O!!
Harry: Ok.....
They all gathered in a small group and started discussing in a low voice so that Sirius wouldnt hear.
Prongs: OK! That thing is freaking me out!
Hermione: Me too....Is that bird some kind of maniac?
Ron: Don't know, but we must get rid of him.
Moony: Aha...U_U (nod,nod)
Hermione: Yeah..ok but how? Do we push it down a cliff?(sarcastically)
Padfoot: (interrupting) Heeey guuuuuys!!! Mr Feathers has a better idea! ^.^! Isn't he smart? He says we should cut him into little pieces and throw them to a hungry shark! ^_^!! (*Hey! That idea was mine!* *(Mr Feathers) Pio!,Pio!* *No way! Go and get your own sadistic ideas!* *Pio, pio?* *Aha! U_U I said that if Bianca (a silly friend of mine -_-;;;Just kidding ^.^!!) kept reviewing she would end up like that!* *Pio,pio (disappointed)* *Awwww...dont worry! The ideas will come! ^-^!!*)
Everyone: O_O!!
Author: What!? Cant I express my anger!? It's a quite healthy way, you know?
Padfoot: Eh....yeah right (ignoring) ¬.¬UU Were was I? Oh! Yeah... wait Mr Feathers has another idea! He says we should rip his eyes and play ping-pong with them! ^.^!!
Prongs: I take back what I said before. NOW I'm freaking out!
Padfoot: We would play ping-snape-pong! ^_^!! Got it?
The rest: ¬_¬UU
Moony: Em...well but anyway what are we gonna do with Snape?
Hermione: I thought you didnt agree with this whole thing. ¬_¬UU
Moony: It's just too tempting. ^.^!
(drums)
**Will the Marauders take revenge of Snape? Will Mr Feathers stop being a psycho? Where is Mr Twinckles? Why did James kept silent when Snape said what he said? Why Hermiones' hair is so bushy? Why is the grass green? Will I ever shut up?( Nope, I dont think so U_U) This and more in the next chapter!(Ok, maybe not ALL the questions ._.) (Gets hit by a shoe??) Hey! _O!! That hurt! Ok,ok Im gonna go on .....just because AKANinaBlack would kill me....-_-;;;**
(drums...again -.-;;;)
Padfoot: So? Are we going to rip his eyes? *_* (puppy eyes)
Moony: Sirius!
Padfoot: What?
The rest: ¬_¬UU
Hermione: By the way, where's Mr Twinckles?
The rest: O_o???
Hermione: What? Is one of the questions SHE(pointing at the screen) wrote!!
Everyone: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......
Padfoot: Well...Mr Twinckes is.....dead....
The rest: O_O!!! What?!
Padfoot: T_T (snif,snif) Ah ha... Y_Y And he was so SHINY!
Ron: What happened?
Harry: (in a low voice to Ron):Do you really care? ¬¬UU
Padfoot: Well....Mr Feathers ate him....U_U
Prongs: I take back what I said before again....NOW! I'm freaking out!
Moony: Mr Feathers ate him? O_o???
Padfoot: Ah ha...U_U I'll miss him...T_T.....But now Mr Feathers' belly is shiny! ^.^!! Wee!! So shiny...*_*
The rest: ¬_¬UU
Moony: OK...mate... What are we gonna do to Snape, for Goodness' sake?!
Prongs: I've got an idea. =)
***
They all went to the now desserted Gryffindor common room following James and wondering what he was upto. He just kept going and going untill he reached the buttom of the spiral staircases that led to the boys' dormitories. He took his wand and tapped three times what it seemd to be a hollow step. The step swung foward to reveal .......dust?
*cough* _ *cough*
Hermione: Why the hell did you do that?!*cough*
Prongs: Why the hell is your hair so bushy? ¬_¬UU
At that everybody stopped coughing and stared at Hermione.
Hermione: I inherited from my mother ok? =O
Everybody: ¬¬UU
Moony: ok......em.....anyway! I cant belive they are still here!
Padfoot: I told you It'd be a good idea! Eh? What? Oh! Mr Feathers has a great ide-
Everyone: No!
Padfoot: But...but... Mr Feath-
Everyone: No!
Padfoot: ok...T_T (snif) Noone loves me! (Runs to a corner and cries)
Harry: (sigh)Was he always like this?
Prongs: Ah ha...U_U (nod, nod)
Moony: But...Prongs? How are we gonna use this?
Prongs: Come nearer...I dont want anyone to hear it...It must be a surprise.
Padfoot: Well ok! But hurry!
Ron: I thought that you were crying in the corner. ¬.¬UU
Padfoot: I was....^.^!! But I felt very lonely! Y_Y
Hermione: But what about Mr Feathers? Wasn't he keeping you company?
Padfoot: Well...He was...but he got hungry and left....He said he would come back soon... I hope he's ok..
Harry:Yeah... I hope that too(sarcastically)
Padfoot: Really? You are so nice Harry! Im gonna tell Mr Feathers about this! ^.^!! He'll surely want to be your friend now!!
Harry: O_O!! Emmm....no Sirius There's no need!
Prongs: Harry....I'm your father and I forbid you to make friends with maniacs.U_U
Harry: (in a low voice) Thank you...
Moony: But I didnt do anything! T_T I swear Im not gonna get near The One Book again! Y_Y We swear! We swear for the precious! @_@!!
Prongs: I was talking about the bloody bird, Remus!
Moony: Oh! OK! ^.^!!
Prongs: (to Harry in a low voice so that he would be the only one to hear) Dont be too near Remus. He's a good friend but he can be a little wired some times.
Harry: U_U (nod,nod)
Prongs: I have it all planned, I've got the map......And let the party begin!
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I thought I'd never ever finish this chapter! @_@!! Here....look....Im not good with pranks...so I dont think the next chapter will be that funny.....-_-;;; Oh! By the way...remember the "muse"..well...I still dont know where she is! _!! She's definitely fired! That's for sure!