Chapter 11
Disclaimer: How many times will I have to do this??? O well, you know I do not own LotR. ********************************* **********************
"Come on Pippin hurry up! We'll be late!" Merry shouted back at Pippin after running out the door with a sack over his shoulder.
"I'm coming! I'm coming!" Pippin called back.
Pippin ran up to Merry as quickly as he could carrying two sack s full of food and one full of. no one knows. "Why do we need all of this food?"
"Uh. for the party dumb ass!" Merry said, as he hit Pippin in the forehead.
"Oh right."
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The two hobbits quickly ran to the party tree, where the stage was and quickly got ready.
Meanwhile Frodo and Sam were, getting ready on their own.
"Um. Mr. Frodo what exactly are we doing?" asked Sam. Still not having a clue what they're doing.
"GEEZ SAM I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THE IDEA!!!"
"No, I'm pretty sure it was you Mr. Frodo"
"Whatever! It doesn't matter!"
Frodo and Sam had gotten ready the night before. They had volunteered to put up the rest of the decorations.
"Come on Sam let's go."
"Go where?"
"I wonder. THE PARTY!"
"Oh yeah."
Frodo and Sam walked to the field and sat down at the table that they reserved for that night. Their table was front row centre.
"Okay Sam, get out the water guns" Frodo said grimly.
"What water guns?" Sam asked confused.
"Uh. the ones with the slime in them."
"Oh! Those ones. You should call them Slime Guns, it would make much more sense."
"I DON'T CARE WHAT I CALL THEM JUST GET THEM OUT!!!"
"Oh sorry Mr. Frodo" Sam said as he quickly and clumsily got out the "slime guns".
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"Okay Pippin you ready???" Merry asked as he Pippin hopped on his shoulders and Pippin put the cloak over them.
"Yep"
As they were just finishing putting on their cloak, Rosie came out on stage. "Okay here's the moment you've all been waiting for" Rosie said aloud. "Here he is Peredoc!"
Merry walked onto stage, with great difficulty. "Welcome! Welcome! Thank you for coming!" Pippin called out to the other hobbits. "My name is Peredoc and I am the wizard for your entertainment tonight. I think." Merry hit Pippin on the leg. "Ow! I mean of course I am. Okay for my first trick I will need a pig!"
"A pig???" asked Fatty Bolger.
"Yes a pig!" Pippin answered, as a pig came onto stage. "Thank you! I will now turn this pig into. um. uh. CHICKEN!!!"
There were many oo's and aw's from the crowd.
Pippin stepped up close to the pig and said a few funny words "Abracazama de pig! Turn dis log into a geodgle chicken!" There was a big blast of smoke and as the smoke cleared the audience burst out into cheer, for there was no longer a pig there but a chicken.
"Okay for my next trick I need a volunteer! Would anyone like to help me???" Pippin asked. At first no one wanted to help but all of a sudden Frodo volunteered unexpectedly. "Okay! You sir, come on up here. What is your name sir?"
"My name is Frodo Baggins."
"Ah! Okay Mr. Baggins I'll need you to stand in this crate here." Pippin said as Frodo stepped into the crate. "Okay, I will attempt to make Mr. Baggins here disappear." As the door closed Pippin walked over to the side.
"Ablacuzoo give him de dime now he be covereded by slime!" Pippin shouted as he pulled a string on the side of the crate at the same time Sam sprayed him with his slime in his slime gun.
The hobbits of the Shire burst out laughing at the wizard being covered in slime. Sam ran speedily ran up onto stage.
"This is no wizard it's only Mr. Pippin and Mr. Merry playing pranks." Said Sam as he pulled off Pippin's fake beard he had on. He then opened the crate door. Sam was amazed when he saw that Mr. Frodo was not there.
"Mr. Frodo! Where are you?!?!" Sam shouted.
"I'm down here!" Came Frodo's voice back, but nowhere to be seen.
"We knew something like this was going to happen so we made sure our prank was better." Said Merry as he pushed Pippin of his shoulders.
"Where is he?" asked Sam fiercely as he grabbed Merry by the neck.
"You'll have to find him yourself. He's not far." Merry answered. "Now if you excuse us, Pippin and I are going to go home now.
"No your not! Not until you tell me where Mr. Frodo is!" Sam growled.
"Why? Are you afraid you won't be able to survive without you boyfriend." Pippin said rubbing his head.
"What! Where did you get that crazy idea? There's nothing going on between Mr. Frodo and me if you know what I mean." Sam answered scared thinking that his and Frodo's secret wasn't very secret anymore.
"Oh we know everything about you and Frodo, Sam." Pippin said. We know everything."
"How?"
"Oh let's just say we got our proof and if you don't fix this mess up and tell everyone that this wasn't a joke, we won't tell anyone about your guys' secret." Merry said slyly.
"Deal!" Sam said, as he shook Merry's hand. "Now where is Mr. Frodo?"
"He's down there." Merry said, pointing down. "He's under the stage. Go get him if you want we don't want him." Merry walked away to the front of the stage. "Everyone! I have an announcement to make!"
Merry waited for everyone to quiet down. "Okay. Number one is Frodo is gay!" There was lots of murmuring and laughter in the crowd at this announcement. "Okay! Number two, Sam I gay." There was even more laughter and murmuring in the crowd after this announcement. "And number three, Sam and Frodo are an item!" This time there was no murmuring just laughter.
"How do you know?" Called out a hobbit from the crowd.
"Because I have proof." Merry said as he pulled out Frodo's journal and opened it. He began to read aloud. "April 5, last night was the best night of my life Sam stayed over. At first he was just over to talk and to plan our prank for Merry and Pippin. While we were thinking of what to do, I looked over at Sam and he was staring at me with these two, big, beautiful eyes I've ever seen. I began to stare into his eyes. Then the next thing I knew my lips were touching his. I won't say anymore, but all I know is that was the most special night of my life. I finally know what that feeling in my stomach was whenever Sam was around. Frodo." Merry closed the journal and started to run like hell, with Sam and Frodo at his tail.
The rest of the hobbits couldn't believe their ears. After a while they all went home still not believing what they heard.
Pippin and Merry finally got home after running from Sam and Frodo for about an hour.
"Merry? All that stuff that you said, is it actually true?" Pippin asked out of curiosity.
"Unbelievably, yes it is Pip." Merry answered still not believing what he read. "So that's what the condoms were for."
************************* ****************** Well that's my story. Hope you enjoyed it. Please review. Send flames if you want, I don't care. Please review. Thank you.
Disclaimer: How many times will I have to do this??? O well, you know I do not own LotR. ********************************* **********************
"Come on Pippin hurry up! We'll be late!" Merry shouted back at Pippin after running out the door with a sack over his shoulder.
"I'm coming! I'm coming!" Pippin called back.
Pippin ran up to Merry as quickly as he could carrying two sack s full of food and one full of. no one knows. "Why do we need all of this food?"
"Uh. for the party dumb ass!" Merry said, as he hit Pippin in the forehead.
"Oh right."
*********************** *******************
The two hobbits quickly ran to the party tree, where the stage was and quickly got ready.
Meanwhile Frodo and Sam were, getting ready on their own.
"Um. Mr. Frodo what exactly are we doing?" asked Sam. Still not having a clue what they're doing.
"GEEZ SAM I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THE IDEA!!!"
"No, I'm pretty sure it was you Mr. Frodo"
"Whatever! It doesn't matter!"
Frodo and Sam had gotten ready the night before. They had volunteered to put up the rest of the decorations.
"Come on Sam let's go."
"Go where?"
"I wonder. THE PARTY!"
"Oh yeah."
Frodo and Sam walked to the field and sat down at the table that they reserved for that night. Their table was front row centre.
"Okay Sam, get out the water guns" Frodo said grimly.
"What water guns?" Sam asked confused.
"Uh. the ones with the slime in them."
"Oh! Those ones. You should call them Slime Guns, it would make much more sense."
"I DON'T CARE WHAT I CALL THEM JUST GET THEM OUT!!!"
"Oh sorry Mr. Frodo" Sam said as he quickly and clumsily got out the "slime guns".
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"Okay Pippin you ready???" Merry asked as he Pippin hopped on his shoulders and Pippin put the cloak over them.
"Yep"
As they were just finishing putting on their cloak, Rosie came out on stage. "Okay here's the moment you've all been waiting for" Rosie said aloud. "Here he is Peredoc!"
Merry walked onto stage, with great difficulty. "Welcome! Welcome! Thank you for coming!" Pippin called out to the other hobbits. "My name is Peredoc and I am the wizard for your entertainment tonight. I think." Merry hit Pippin on the leg. "Ow! I mean of course I am. Okay for my first trick I will need a pig!"
"A pig???" asked Fatty Bolger.
"Yes a pig!" Pippin answered, as a pig came onto stage. "Thank you! I will now turn this pig into. um. uh. CHICKEN!!!"
There were many oo's and aw's from the crowd.
Pippin stepped up close to the pig and said a few funny words "Abracazama de pig! Turn dis log into a geodgle chicken!" There was a big blast of smoke and as the smoke cleared the audience burst out into cheer, for there was no longer a pig there but a chicken.
"Okay for my next trick I need a volunteer! Would anyone like to help me???" Pippin asked. At first no one wanted to help but all of a sudden Frodo volunteered unexpectedly. "Okay! You sir, come on up here. What is your name sir?"
"My name is Frodo Baggins."
"Ah! Okay Mr. Baggins I'll need you to stand in this crate here." Pippin said as Frodo stepped into the crate. "Okay, I will attempt to make Mr. Baggins here disappear." As the door closed Pippin walked over to the side.
"Ablacuzoo give him de dime now he be covereded by slime!" Pippin shouted as he pulled a string on the side of the crate at the same time Sam sprayed him with his slime in his slime gun.
The hobbits of the Shire burst out laughing at the wizard being covered in slime. Sam ran speedily ran up onto stage.
"This is no wizard it's only Mr. Pippin and Mr. Merry playing pranks." Said Sam as he pulled off Pippin's fake beard he had on. He then opened the crate door. Sam was amazed when he saw that Mr. Frodo was not there.
"Mr. Frodo! Where are you?!?!" Sam shouted.
"I'm down here!" Came Frodo's voice back, but nowhere to be seen.
"We knew something like this was going to happen so we made sure our prank was better." Said Merry as he pushed Pippin of his shoulders.
"Where is he?" asked Sam fiercely as he grabbed Merry by the neck.
"You'll have to find him yourself. He's not far." Merry answered. "Now if you excuse us, Pippin and I are going to go home now.
"No your not! Not until you tell me where Mr. Frodo is!" Sam growled.
"Why? Are you afraid you won't be able to survive without you boyfriend." Pippin said rubbing his head.
"What! Where did you get that crazy idea? There's nothing going on between Mr. Frodo and me if you know what I mean." Sam answered scared thinking that his and Frodo's secret wasn't very secret anymore.
"Oh we know everything about you and Frodo, Sam." Pippin said. We know everything."
"How?"
"Oh let's just say we got our proof and if you don't fix this mess up and tell everyone that this wasn't a joke, we won't tell anyone about your guys' secret." Merry said slyly.
"Deal!" Sam said, as he shook Merry's hand. "Now where is Mr. Frodo?"
"He's down there." Merry said, pointing down. "He's under the stage. Go get him if you want we don't want him." Merry walked away to the front of the stage. "Everyone! I have an announcement to make!"
Merry waited for everyone to quiet down. "Okay. Number one is Frodo is gay!" There was lots of murmuring and laughter in the crowd at this announcement. "Okay! Number two, Sam I gay." There was even more laughter and murmuring in the crowd after this announcement. "And number three, Sam and Frodo are an item!" This time there was no murmuring just laughter.
"How do you know?" Called out a hobbit from the crowd.
"Because I have proof." Merry said as he pulled out Frodo's journal and opened it. He began to read aloud. "April 5, last night was the best night of my life Sam stayed over. At first he was just over to talk and to plan our prank for Merry and Pippin. While we were thinking of what to do, I looked over at Sam and he was staring at me with these two, big, beautiful eyes I've ever seen. I began to stare into his eyes. Then the next thing I knew my lips were touching his. I won't say anymore, but all I know is that was the most special night of my life. I finally know what that feeling in my stomach was whenever Sam was around. Frodo." Merry closed the journal and started to run like hell, with Sam and Frodo at his tail.
The rest of the hobbits couldn't believe their ears. After a while they all went home still not believing what they heard.
Pippin and Merry finally got home after running from Sam and Frodo for about an hour.
"Merry? All that stuff that you said, is it actually true?" Pippin asked out of curiosity.
"Unbelievably, yes it is Pip." Merry answered still not believing what he read. "So that's what the condoms were for."
************************* ****************** Well that's my story. Hope you enjoyed it. Please review. Send flames if you want, I don't care. Please review. Thank you.