Disclaimer: I dont own anything.....
Thanx to:
*little-lost-one* ^-^!! I love lotr and I dont think you should stop watching it....it'd be a crime! And well.... the word party is not literal...I mean that they'll do a lot of thing that go boom! ^.^!! Well...not really but you know what I mean, don't you? ^^UU By the way,as i can see that you like hp and lotr... I was wondering if you could read another fic Im writing...Tis a x-over,though tis not humour...I havent post it...I dont know if I will...Can I send it to you?
*Arctic*Saber* I'm glad you liked it! Thank you so much! Well...and Mr Feathers is that morbid....well...cause Im like him ^.^!! Belive me Im always thinking things like that...Tis really fun! ^_^!! Though...my friends freak out a little...and my brother really thinks I should go to a shrink...(grins widely)I'm really proud of it! ^_^!!
*Kiki-The-Random-Maiden* ^_^!! I dont think you need The One Book if you wanna kill someone....but maybe you could borrow Mr Feathers from Sirius, he's got really good ideas to make people suffer, you know? ^_^!! Thanx for your review!!
*Maho Shojo * (sigh of relief) Yes, Im a girl so ....she wont eat me, will she? She could eat a guy I know though...He's really annoying ^.^!! Thank you!
*Sina Ba Ako * Im glad you found it funny! ^_^!!Thanx!
*muge* Wee!!!!!!!!! I'm popular!!! ^_^!! [Does a little dance *hey! That's my dance!*(James) *Eh?Oh! Tis you...yeah... emmm...LOOK!!! Lily Evans is there!* *Eh? WHERE?* *There..go quickly* *Oh!*(goes running to chase noone) *He IS a good guy...but...(sigh)] Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh! Yeah I recived another review from you... though I didn't understand it ^-^UU
*rogue5157* Thank you so much!!!!! ^_^!! I'll try to update soon...
*Kandy916 * Thank you for your kind review.....strange ^_^UU but kind anyway ^.^!! Mmmm....well my muse is....I dont even know _!!!She's been away so long that I cant remember her!!! T_T (snif,snif)
*Sapphire the Pyro*Im glad you liked it...So..you are like Padfoot? ^_^!! Im like Me Feathers! ^.^!! i'm so ...em...how do I put it...maniac? ^_^!!(grins)
*christelle* Jeje....mmm...I dont think I will make The Marauders pay...cause I dont think It'd be right to write that Snape is gonna skin them all alive and make them wish they were dead...U_U...but I really love Snape too.. ^_^!! Thanx!
*AKANinaBlack* -_-;;; As regards the soda can....ok...but nothing larger than that...just kidding ^_^!! You or your bff are not gonna throw me anything, are you? Emm...¬¬UU I really should get normal reviewers...U_U ^.^!! Just jocking! Thank you!!!
*Lily0* Jeje....I really wouldn't mind a detention with Snape...^_^!! Jejej...You know I love Snapy too! ^.^!!But tis just a bit of fun!...thanx for the review!!! See ya later!
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Chapter 14
The five male students tiptoe gingerly towards the potion masters' chamber. Hermione had refused to take part in their plan. It's not that they objected...They first cast a simple spell so that they could hear what the other was saying no matter how far appart they were.
(Plays Mission Imposible soundtrack)
Moony: What's that music? O_O??
Prongs: Yeah...tis creepy _!!
Author: Oh! Come on! Tis just a bit of music! Just go on! Why do you have to make a fuss over it?!!
Prongs:OK ._. You dont have to get so angry....
Author: (sigh) Just go on with the story...T_T
Moony: Fine....
Padfoot:O_O!! Emm...Oh! Yeah..hem,hem...This is Agent Padfoot, the room is clear. Over.
Moony: Roger that, Agent Padfoot. This is Agent Moony. Let Mission Snapey Downfall begin.
Prongs: Copy that. This is Agent Prongs. Zero hour in fifteen seconds......fourteen...
Ron: Why are they doing that? If you could explain it to me again? O_o???
thirteen....twelve...
Harry:(sigh) Because they think they are working undercover...U_U
eleven.....ten...
Ron: Oh! Ok...Have I mentioned that they are really wired....
nine...eight...
Harry: That's an understatement....
seven...six...five...four...three...two...one...ZERO HOUR.
Padfoot: Im comming in!
Sirius crept inside the room trying to make no noise. He carefully edge his way towards Snape's bathroom. He started looking for a bottle of shampoo and to his surprise he found one.
Padfoot: This is Agent Padfoot. Do you read me?
Prongs: Loud and clear. What is it?
Padfoot: I found the bottle.....
Ron: Snape actually washes his hair?
Moony: I was just about to ask that....
Padfoot: Mission Snapy Downfall going well....I shall proceed.
And with that he poured a putrid-looking potion inside the bottle. He then shook it and left it where it had been.
Padfoot: Mission completed. I'm heading back to headquarters. Over and out.
***
Once at the headquarters...emm..I mean...Gryffindors' common room....
Padfoot: Well, that was easy...
Prongs: Can't wait to see Snapes' face when he finds out.
Moony:Awww...this bring back memories....
Prongs: Do you think he'll remember?
Padfoot: Of course he will....It was the best X-mas ever!
Ron: You mean you've done this before?
The Marauders: (nod,nod) U_U
Moony: But we changed the song though....
Prongs:This should be fun ^.^!!
***
Thery were in the Great hall waiting eagerly for Snape to enter and when he did....O_o???
Ron: Hey! Nothing happened!
Prongs: Just wait and see....
Moony: His hair's wet...so that means... the show is about to begin! ^_^!!
Padfoot: Harry, you did tell that wired elf to put the liquid I gave you, didn't you?
Harry: You mean Dobby....¬¬UU He's not wired.....well maybe a little...-_-;;; But, yes I did....What was it for?
Prong: Pacience.....U_U
Padfoot: Wands ready?
Prongs & Moony: (nod,nod) U_U
Ron: Wands? For what?
Monny: Shhhh......
Prongs: Lights out in five...four...three...two...one..NOW!
And with that all the canddles went off except from one....Snape was just in the middle of a spotlight....His eyes wide open in shock...When he opened his mouth to yell at someone... anyone, music filled the Great Hall....And from his now slightly opened mouth...
Snape: Pink! It's my new obsession..yeah...Pink! It's not even a question! Pink! On the lips of your lover...(singing)
And it was then, when his shoulder-length raven hair shortened and turned pink? What other colour you thought?
Students: O_O!!!
The first ones to burst into laughter were, of course the Marauders....but then, the whole school followed... even the Slytherins...Meanwhile, at the teachers table, the situation was pretty much the same. Flitwick and Hooch had fallen off their chairs, Madam Pmfrey and Sprout had tears in their eyes for laughting so much and Mc Gonagall was bitting her lower lip so as to hold back, uselesslly, the overwhelming urge to laught out loud. Although, Dumbledores' face was grim.....He stared at the Marauders disappointingly while he shook his head slowly and when they caught his eyes, they felt shame like no other.
Moony: Ouch...Am I the only one who is feeling guilty?
Prongs: No, Remus you are not the only one....
Padfoot: Nope....Prongs feels the same way....
Harry: And do you? ¬¬UU
Padfoot:Mmmm....let me think about it.....mmmmm...nope U_U
Snape:... and no matter what we do tonight.......-
Finally, when the potion master finished Aerosmiths' infamous song (Pink....-_-;; in case you haven't realised ) the crowed roared with excitement and clapped loudly. His face was now red as a beetroot, but the five Gryffindor students (you know who I mean) didn't know if that was because he was extremely embarassed or because he was really (When I say really, I REALLY mean it) angry.
They remained there, sitting awaiting for him to yell, curse, swear or even turn them into something really ugly, but what they didn't expect was what happened next. Snape let out a sharp breath as if wanting to regain control over his body, he glared at the Marauders for a moment and exited the room with a blank expression.
Prongs: Ok..now I feel guilty...
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A/N: Ok...I told you it wasn't going to be that funny...U_U...(sigh) Sorry, I know twas kindda short..
Please review!!!!!!! (puppy eyes)
Thanx to:
*little-lost-one* ^-^!! I love lotr and I dont think you should stop watching it....it'd be a crime! And well.... the word party is not literal...I mean that they'll do a lot of thing that go boom! ^.^!! Well...not really but you know what I mean, don't you? ^^UU By the way,as i can see that you like hp and lotr... I was wondering if you could read another fic Im writing...Tis a x-over,though tis not humour...I havent post it...I dont know if I will...Can I send it to you?
*Arctic*Saber* I'm glad you liked it! Thank you so much! Well...and Mr Feathers is that morbid....well...cause Im like him ^.^!! Belive me Im always thinking things like that...Tis really fun! ^_^!! Though...my friends freak out a little...and my brother really thinks I should go to a shrink...(grins widely)I'm really proud of it! ^_^!!
*Kiki-The-Random-Maiden* ^_^!! I dont think you need The One Book if you wanna kill someone....but maybe you could borrow Mr Feathers from Sirius, he's got really good ideas to make people suffer, you know? ^_^!! Thanx for your review!!
*Maho Shojo * (sigh of relief) Yes, Im a girl so ....she wont eat me, will she? She could eat a guy I know though...He's really annoying ^.^!! Thank you!
*Sina Ba Ako * Im glad you found it funny! ^_^!!Thanx!
*muge* Wee!!!!!!!!! I'm popular!!! ^_^!! [Does a little dance *hey! That's my dance!*(James) *Eh?Oh! Tis you...yeah... emmm...LOOK!!! Lily Evans is there!* *Eh? WHERE?* *There..go quickly* *Oh!*(goes running to chase noone) *He IS a good guy...but...(sigh)] Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh! Yeah I recived another review from you... though I didn't understand it ^-^UU
*rogue5157* Thank you so much!!!!! ^_^!! I'll try to update soon...
*Kandy916 * Thank you for your kind review.....strange ^_^UU but kind anyway ^.^!! Mmmm....well my muse is....I dont even know _!!!She's been away so long that I cant remember her!!! T_T (snif,snif)
*Sapphire the Pyro*Im glad you liked it...So..you are like Padfoot? ^_^!! Im like Me Feathers! ^.^!! i'm so ...em...how do I put it...maniac? ^_^!!(grins)
*christelle* Jeje....mmm...I dont think I will make The Marauders pay...cause I dont think It'd be right to write that Snape is gonna skin them all alive and make them wish they were dead...U_U...but I really love Snape too.. ^_^!! Thanx!
*AKANinaBlack* -_-;;; As regards the soda can....ok...but nothing larger than that...just kidding ^_^!! You or your bff are not gonna throw me anything, are you? Emm...¬¬UU I really should get normal reviewers...U_U ^.^!! Just jocking! Thank you!!!
*Lily0* Jeje....I really wouldn't mind a detention with Snape...^_^!! Jejej...You know I love Snapy too! ^.^!!But tis just a bit of fun!...thanx for the review!!! See ya later!
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Chapter 14
The five male students tiptoe gingerly towards the potion masters' chamber. Hermione had refused to take part in their plan. It's not that they objected...They first cast a simple spell so that they could hear what the other was saying no matter how far appart they were.
(Plays Mission Imposible soundtrack)
Moony: What's that music? O_O??
Prongs: Yeah...tis creepy _!!
Author: Oh! Come on! Tis just a bit of music! Just go on! Why do you have to make a fuss over it?!!
Prongs:OK ._. You dont have to get so angry....
Author: (sigh) Just go on with the story...T_T
Moony: Fine....
Padfoot:O_O!! Emm...Oh! Yeah..hem,hem...This is Agent Padfoot, the room is clear. Over.
Moony: Roger that, Agent Padfoot. This is Agent Moony. Let Mission Snapey Downfall begin.
Prongs: Copy that. This is Agent Prongs. Zero hour in fifteen seconds......fourteen...
Ron: Why are they doing that? If you could explain it to me again? O_o???
thirteen....twelve...
Harry:(sigh) Because they think they are working undercover...U_U
eleven.....ten...
Ron: Oh! Ok...Have I mentioned that they are really wired....
nine...eight...
Harry: That's an understatement....
seven...six...five...four...three...two...one...ZERO HOUR.
Padfoot: Im comming in!
Sirius crept inside the room trying to make no noise. He carefully edge his way towards Snape's bathroom. He started looking for a bottle of shampoo and to his surprise he found one.
Padfoot: This is Agent Padfoot. Do you read me?
Prongs: Loud and clear. What is it?
Padfoot: I found the bottle.....
Ron: Snape actually washes his hair?
Moony: I was just about to ask that....
Padfoot: Mission Snapy Downfall going well....I shall proceed.
And with that he poured a putrid-looking potion inside the bottle. He then shook it and left it where it had been.
Padfoot: Mission completed. I'm heading back to headquarters. Over and out.
***
Once at the headquarters...emm..I mean...Gryffindors' common room....
Padfoot: Well, that was easy...
Prongs: Can't wait to see Snapes' face when he finds out.
Moony:Awww...this bring back memories....
Prongs: Do you think he'll remember?
Padfoot: Of course he will....It was the best X-mas ever!
Ron: You mean you've done this before?
The Marauders: (nod,nod) U_U
Moony: But we changed the song though....
Prongs:This should be fun ^.^!!
***
Thery were in the Great hall waiting eagerly for Snape to enter and when he did....O_o???
Ron: Hey! Nothing happened!
Prongs: Just wait and see....
Moony: His hair's wet...so that means... the show is about to begin! ^_^!!
Padfoot: Harry, you did tell that wired elf to put the liquid I gave you, didn't you?
Harry: You mean Dobby....¬¬UU He's not wired.....well maybe a little...-_-;;; But, yes I did....What was it for?
Prong: Pacience.....U_U
Padfoot: Wands ready?
Prongs & Moony: (nod,nod) U_U
Ron: Wands? For what?
Monny: Shhhh......
Prongs: Lights out in five...four...three...two...one..NOW!
And with that all the canddles went off except from one....Snape was just in the middle of a spotlight....His eyes wide open in shock...When he opened his mouth to yell at someone... anyone, music filled the Great Hall....And from his now slightly opened mouth...
Snape: Pink! It's my new obsession..yeah...Pink! It's not even a question! Pink! On the lips of your lover...(singing)
And it was then, when his shoulder-length raven hair shortened and turned pink? What other colour you thought?
Students: O_O!!!
The first ones to burst into laughter were, of course the Marauders....but then, the whole school followed... even the Slytherins...Meanwhile, at the teachers table, the situation was pretty much the same. Flitwick and Hooch had fallen off their chairs, Madam Pmfrey and Sprout had tears in their eyes for laughting so much and Mc Gonagall was bitting her lower lip so as to hold back, uselesslly, the overwhelming urge to laught out loud. Although, Dumbledores' face was grim.....He stared at the Marauders disappointingly while he shook his head slowly and when they caught his eyes, they felt shame like no other.
Moony: Ouch...Am I the only one who is feeling guilty?
Prongs: No, Remus you are not the only one....
Padfoot: Nope....Prongs feels the same way....
Harry: And do you? ¬¬UU
Padfoot:Mmmm....let me think about it.....mmmmm...nope U_U
Snape:... and no matter what we do tonight.......-
Finally, when the potion master finished Aerosmiths' infamous song (Pink....-_-;; in case you haven't realised ) the crowed roared with excitement and clapped loudly. His face was now red as a beetroot, but the five Gryffindor students (you know who I mean) didn't know if that was because he was extremely embarassed or because he was really (When I say really, I REALLY mean it) angry.
They remained there, sitting awaiting for him to yell, curse, swear or even turn them into something really ugly, but what they didn't expect was what happened next. Snape let out a sharp breath as if wanting to regain control over his body, he glared at the Marauders for a moment and exited the room with a blank expression.
Prongs: Ok..now I feel guilty...
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A/N: Ok...I told you it wasn't going to be that funny...U_U...(sigh) Sorry, I know twas kindda short..
Please review!!!!!!! (puppy eyes)