Disclaimer: I dont own anything....
A/N: Ok...thanx to:
*little-lost-one* ^_^!! Wee! I wanna watch ROTK too!!! But here in Argentina....I'll have to wait till the 1st!! T_T Ok..then I really dont know what a beta is ..^^UU and oh! Do you happen to know what Mary Sue is? I always read it in lotr fics but I really dont know what it is...O_o?? Thanx!
*Kiki-The-Random-Maiden* Ok..now I get ti...U_U And yes! Mr Feathers would be glad to help you..
And about borrowing Ryus...I dont think Mineko would like that ...^^UU Thank you!!!
*AKANinaBlack*(snif,snif) T_T Thank you! cause I didnt think last chap was funny....-_-;;; And you will feel much sorrier 'bout the Marauders after this chapter...Muahhaahha...Thank you!!! Ya rock!!!
*Christelle* Thax for your review ^_^!! And dont worry...we'r going to make them suffer... not much but a little.....Muahahahah Hem, hem....U_U Thanx!
*Kandy916* Than you!!! I'm wired too!! @_@!! And my bro IS "nice" enought to tell me so..-_-;;; I think his exact words would be: "You're sick, go to a shrink" U_U...-_-;;; He's so nice...UU Thank you! ^_^!!
*Lily Evans0* ^_^!! Thank you!!!! Your story is great!!! I want more @_@!!! hem.... at least I didnt threaten you this time! ^_^!! See ya!
*Rogue Missfit Marauder Jedi* Phew..O_O! That's a long nick! ^_^!!Im glad you liked it! I will try!!
*muge* ^_^UU Jeje...First of all...Ya rock!! ^_^!! Second,....em...what was it?...-_-??? oh! o_o!! Actually I am writing another story...though it hasn't got anything to do with this one... and tis not funny...U_U... It's an x-over..HP/LOTR...but I havent post it yet....Dont know if I will...maybe later. Thank you!!!
*Sappire the Pyro* Aww...dont you feel at least a little sorry for Sapy? *_* Thanx for the review!
*ObssesdHPandSMfan*Thank you!!! ^_^!! Ok I'll try...U_U
*Arctic*Saber* U_U....What can I say? (sigh) You should really not laugh at your PC....Tis really rude.... ^_^!! Just kidding.... Thank you!! Ya rock!
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Chapter 15
KNOCK, KNOCK.....
(silence)
Padfoot: Well..He's not here! What a pity....U_U(shaking his head) (sigh) Let's get the hell out of here! ^_^!!
Moony & Prongs: (glare) We're not going anywhere!!!
Padfoot: You dont have to be so mean! T_T It was just a suggestion.... ._.
Moony: Yeah..right...
Prongs: Let's try again....
KNOCK, KNOCK
Snape: There's noone here!!!!!
Padfoot: You heard him! There's noone there! ^_^!! We can leave now....
Prongs:(sigh) Moony? Got the explosives?
Moony: Yap! Shall we use them?
Prongs: There's no other choice...U_U
Out of nowhere, Remus took out one, two, three, four, five emmm..., six...seven...ok, eight... nine, (Dont you think it's a lillte bit exagerated to use so many bombs?) ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen....
Padfoot: Not really....
Prongs: Mmm...she's right....fifteen will be fine...
Author: (glare)
Pafoot: Just fifteen? (puppy eyes) I want the explotion to be shinier! (sticking out his lower lip) Pretty please?!
Prongs: (sigh) Ok, ok...Moony take them all out.
And with that, Remus took out an enormous box with thousands bombs. There was something carved in block letters on one of the sides of the box.(ACME Products) ^_^!!
They were about to light the bombs to blow up Snapes' dormitorys' door when... that door shot opened.
Snape: You do that and I will let your mutilated corpses get rotten in the dungeons!!!
Prongs: Ok....you dont have to shout....U_U
Severus looked daggers at the three Marauders. His hair was back to normal now, but his pride surely wasn't.
Snape: What do you want?!
Prongs: We came to apologise....U_U
Snape: And I am supposed to buy that!
Padfoot: Yap! ^_^!!
Moony: Hem....UU. Look here, Severus...we are really sorry. We feel terrible.
Padfoot: Ah ha! Ok we can leave now! ^_^!!
Prongs: Shut up Sirius! UU
Padfoot: You dont have to be so mean!! Y_Y
Moony: Sirius, James is right, you know? Try to understand...This IS very humilliating and James is REALLY arrogant U_U...Tis not easy for him
Prongs: (glare)
Padfoot: It was not what he said...but HOW he said it! T_T
Prongs: (sigh)Emmm...Severus, we were kind of hoping to do something to make up for what we did....
For a moment Severus seemed to be suspicious but then burst into laughter. A cold and evil laugh, the Marauders thought.
Snape: I love it when the mighty ones fall. There ARE certain things you could do...(grins evily) =)
***
The Gryffindors' common room' door burst opened and the three Mrarauders stormed in.
Hermione: So...how was it?(smiling innocently)
Padfoot: Oh! Shut up!
Moony: Come on mate! It could have been worse!
Prongs: Yeah..he was kindda merciful, KINDDA!
Harry: What did he do?
Ron: The question would be what did YOU do?
Padfoot: First! He made us go to the lake and hunt frogs! And we are all wet through!!! He needed them to make some kind of potion....brrr(shivering)
Prongs: We caught many in a short time...U_U
Padfoot: But frogs are so...Yuk!! _!!
Moony: I dont know what you are complaining about! We did all the job! You were too afraid of the frogs!
Hermione: Afraid of the frogs?! O_O!!
Padfoot: Hey! They are viscuous!! And their eyes are so big! They are creepy!
Ron: Ok.... UU
Harry: And...what else?
Padfoot: He made us clean all his filthy cauldrons! _!! And God knows they were filthy!
Moony: That was not that bad! God! You sound like a girl!
Hermione: Hem, hem!! UU
Author: You say that one more time..._ and I will ask Mr Feathers to help me make you suffer!
Moony: O_O!! Ok.... ._.
Padfoot: Have you seen Mr Feathers!? Where's him? I miss him T_T
Authour: Emm...actually I haven't...maybe you got over....and are ok now
Ron: That means he wont come back!? ^_^!! Wee!
Prongs: He was so morbid! _!!
Padfoot: But..but.. T_T (snif,snif) Mr Feathers!!!! Can you make him come back?! (puppy eyes)
Everybody: (mouthing) NO!!!!! Please don't!!
Author: Ok ^.^!! Come here (grabbing a bat)
Padfoot: Wee!!
Author: Ready?
Padfoot: Ah ha! ^_^!!
Author: Ok! (giving a swing with the bat and hitting Sirius)
Padfoot: @_@!!!! Hey! That hurt! o_!! Hey! Mr Feathers!!!! You're back!!!!!!!!! I missed you so much!!! Y_Y
Moony: Why?! Why did you do that!?
Author: Oh...come on you are not afraid of Mr Feathers grabbing a knife and stabbing you while you are sleeping, are you Remus?
Moony: Now I AM!!! Sirius! You are not sleeping with us tonight!
Padfoot: Oh! Why?!
Hermione: Cause noone loves you? (smiling)
Padfoot: You are so mean!! Y_Y Noone loves me!!!! (goes to a corner to cry)
Prongs: Moony!
Moony: What!? I thought you were the one who was freaked out by that...thing!
Prongs: Ok...but poor Padfoot! We put you up when you got all wired because of that stupid book!
Moony: Hey! Dont mess with the One Book!
Everybody: O_O!!
Moony: Emmm... I mean...It IS a very interesting book you know?
Harry: Yeah...right...
Prongs: Remus....
Moony: Ok! He can sleep in the same room...
Padfoot: Wee!! ^.^!!
Hermione: Do you always do that? UU
Padfoot: Ah ha! ^_^!!
Harry: ^^UU But anyway, why dont we go to bed? Tomorrow we can go to Hogsmeade...
Everybody: Wee!!!^_^!!
Ron: Ok.....good night, Hermione!
Hermione: Yeah...good night...
***
It was all dark....they all seemed to be sleeping but Remus Lupin just couldnt. Whenever he closed his eyes, he imagined a giant bird with a knife in hand? Emmm...no in wing U_U. Everything was as quiet as a grave yard but.....
PIO, PIO, PIO, Muahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remus grabbed his sheets as if his life depended on it and closed his eyes so tight that he started seeing spots of different colours (*Make them shiny *_* !!!* *God! what are you doing here?! I'm trying to scare Remus for what he said before!( You know...about acting like a girl...-_-)*[You dont need me to tell you who it is, do you? -_-;;] *What? I was bored.... and Mr Feathers seems to like Remus...so he went with him....See? He's on his shoulder* *Who's on my shoulder?* *What are YOU doing here?* *What? You wrote I was awake!* *Yes, I did but I didnt wrote that you would come here to talk to me!* *But Sirius is here!* *Yeah... and me too!* *James!* *What? I heard you were here! I was feeling pretty left out you know?* *Ok everyone out!* *Why are you so noisy? We are trying to get some sleep!* *Oh! Ron, Harry! Join the party!(sarcastically)* *Emmm..O_O...ok!^_^!!* *Uuuu...can I join too?* *What's she doing here? There's no space for your hair * *For your information, Sirius, I can be anywhere I please!* *(really angry) OUT EVERYONE!!! OUT!!! IM TRYING TO MAKE MR FEATHERS KILL REMUS, OK?!!! OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!* *What? Mr Feathers? Where?!* *There...on your shoulder, didnt you feel him?* *Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Please dont kill me T_T Im too young to die!!!!* *Oh! God! One! I was trying to make one joke and it ends screwed up! -_-;;; Go to sleep!!!!(sigh)* *(everyone) Ok.... ._.*)
Moony: But Mr Feathers...T_T I dont want to die!!
Author: -_-;;; He's not going to kill you! For God's sake! GO TO SLEEP!!!
Moony: Ok ._.
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Ok....I didnt make the Marauders suffer a lot.....-_-;;; I wish I had but I ran out of ideas... Sorry for the ones who wanted torture....T_T Belive me....I wanted too....Tis just that the damn muse is still gone...
Please.....REVIEW!!! Or I'll make Mr Feathers haunt you for ever....Muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
A/N: Ok...thanx to:
*little-lost-one* ^_^!! Wee! I wanna watch ROTK too!!! But here in Argentina....I'll have to wait till the 1st!! T_T Ok..then I really dont know what a beta is ..^^UU and oh! Do you happen to know what Mary Sue is? I always read it in lotr fics but I really dont know what it is...O_o?? Thanx!
*Kiki-The-Random-Maiden* Ok..now I get ti...U_U And yes! Mr Feathers would be glad to help you..
And about borrowing Ryus...I dont think Mineko would like that ...^^UU Thank you!!!
*AKANinaBlack*(snif,snif) T_T Thank you! cause I didnt think last chap was funny....-_-;;; And you will feel much sorrier 'bout the Marauders after this chapter...Muahhaahha...Thank you!!! Ya rock!!!
*Christelle* Thax for your review ^_^!! And dont worry...we'r going to make them suffer... not much but a little.....Muahahahah Hem, hem....U_U Thanx!
*Kandy916* Than you!!! I'm wired too!! @_@!! And my bro IS "nice" enought to tell me so..-_-;;; I think his exact words would be: "You're sick, go to a shrink" U_U...-_-;;; He's so nice...UU Thank you! ^_^!!
*Lily Evans0* ^_^!! Thank you!!!! Your story is great!!! I want more @_@!!! hem.... at least I didnt threaten you this time! ^_^!! See ya!
*Rogue Missfit Marauder Jedi* Phew..O_O! That's a long nick! ^_^!!Im glad you liked it! I will try!!
*muge* ^_^UU Jeje...First of all...Ya rock!! ^_^!! Second,....em...what was it?...-_-??? oh! o_o!! Actually I am writing another story...though it hasn't got anything to do with this one... and tis not funny...U_U... It's an x-over..HP/LOTR...but I havent post it yet....Dont know if I will...maybe later. Thank you!!!
*Sappire the Pyro* Aww...dont you feel at least a little sorry for Sapy? *_* Thanx for the review!
*ObssesdHPandSMfan*Thank you!!! ^_^!! Ok I'll try...U_U
*Arctic*Saber* U_U....What can I say? (sigh) You should really not laugh at your PC....Tis really rude.... ^_^!! Just kidding.... Thank you!! Ya rock!
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Chapter 15
KNOCK, KNOCK.....
(silence)
Padfoot: Well..He's not here! What a pity....U_U(shaking his head) (sigh) Let's get the hell out of here! ^_^!!
Moony & Prongs: (glare) We're not going anywhere!!!
Padfoot: You dont have to be so mean! T_T It was just a suggestion.... ._.
Moony: Yeah..right...
Prongs: Let's try again....
KNOCK, KNOCK
Snape: There's noone here!!!!!
Padfoot: You heard him! There's noone there! ^_^!! We can leave now....
Prongs:(sigh) Moony? Got the explosives?
Moony: Yap! Shall we use them?
Prongs: There's no other choice...U_U
Out of nowhere, Remus took out one, two, three, four, five emmm..., six...seven...ok, eight... nine, (Dont you think it's a lillte bit exagerated to use so many bombs?) ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen....
Padfoot: Not really....
Prongs: Mmm...she's right....fifteen will be fine...
Author: (glare)
Pafoot: Just fifteen? (puppy eyes) I want the explotion to be shinier! (sticking out his lower lip) Pretty please?!
Prongs: (sigh) Ok, ok...Moony take them all out.
And with that, Remus took out an enormous box with thousands bombs. There was something carved in block letters on one of the sides of the box.(ACME Products) ^_^!!
They were about to light the bombs to blow up Snapes' dormitorys' door when... that door shot opened.
Snape: You do that and I will let your mutilated corpses get rotten in the dungeons!!!
Prongs: Ok....you dont have to shout....U_U
Severus looked daggers at the three Marauders. His hair was back to normal now, but his pride surely wasn't.
Snape: What do you want?!
Prongs: We came to apologise....U_U
Snape: And I am supposed to buy that!
Padfoot: Yap! ^_^!!
Moony: Hem....UU. Look here, Severus...we are really sorry. We feel terrible.
Padfoot: Ah ha! Ok we can leave now! ^_^!!
Prongs: Shut up Sirius! UU
Padfoot: You dont have to be so mean!! Y_Y
Moony: Sirius, James is right, you know? Try to understand...This IS very humilliating and James is REALLY arrogant U_U...Tis not easy for him
Prongs: (glare)
Padfoot: It was not what he said...but HOW he said it! T_T
Prongs: (sigh)Emmm...Severus, we were kind of hoping to do something to make up for what we did....
For a moment Severus seemed to be suspicious but then burst into laughter. A cold and evil laugh, the Marauders thought.
Snape: I love it when the mighty ones fall. There ARE certain things you could do...(grins evily) =)
***
The Gryffindors' common room' door burst opened and the three Mrarauders stormed in.
Hermione: So...how was it?(smiling innocently)
Padfoot: Oh! Shut up!
Moony: Come on mate! It could have been worse!
Prongs: Yeah..he was kindda merciful, KINDDA!
Harry: What did he do?
Ron: The question would be what did YOU do?
Padfoot: First! He made us go to the lake and hunt frogs! And we are all wet through!!! He needed them to make some kind of potion....brrr(shivering)
Prongs: We caught many in a short time...U_U
Padfoot: But frogs are so...Yuk!! _!!
Moony: I dont know what you are complaining about! We did all the job! You were too afraid of the frogs!
Hermione: Afraid of the frogs?! O_O!!
Padfoot: Hey! They are viscuous!! And their eyes are so big! They are creepy!
Ron: Ok.... UU
Harry: And...what else?
Padfoot: He made us clean all his filthy cauldrons! _!! And God knows they were filthy!
Moony: That was not that bad! God! You sound like a girl!
Hermione: Hem, hem!! UU
Author: You say that one more time..._ and I will ask Mr Feathers to help me make you suffer!
Moony: O_O!! Ok.... ._.
Padfoot: Have you seen Mr Feathers!? Where's him? I miss him T_T
Authour: Emm...actually I haven't...maybe you got over....and are ok now
Ron: That means he wont come back!? ^_^!! Wee!
Prongs: He was so morbid! _!!
Padfoot: But..but.. T_T (snif,snif) Mr Feathers!!!! Can you make him come back?! (puppy eyes)
Everybody: (mouthing) NO!!!!! Please don't!!
Author: Ok ^.^!! Come here (grabbing a bat)
Padfoot: Wee!!
Author: Ready?
Padfoot: Ah ha! ^_^!!
Author: Ok! (giving a swing with the bat and hitting Sirius)
Padfoot: @_@!!!! Hey! That hurt! o_!! Hey! Mr Feathers!!!! You're back!!!!!!!!! I missed you so much!!! Y_Y
Moony: Why?! Why did you do that!?
Author: Oh...come on you are not afraid of Mr Feathers grabbing a knife and stabbing you while you are sleeping, are you Remus?
Moony: Now I AM!!! Sirius! You are not sleeping with us tonight!
Padfoot: Oh! Why?!
Hermione: Cause noone loves you? (smiling)
Padfoot: You are so mean!! Y_Y Noone loves me!!!! (goes to a corner to cry)
Prongs: Moony!
Moony: What!? I thought you were the one who was freaked out by that...thing!
Prongs: Ok...but poor Padfoot! We put you up when you got all wired because of that stupid book!
Moony: Hey! Dont mess with the One Book!
Everybody: O_O!!
Moony: Emmm... I mean...It IS a very interesting book you know?
Harry: Yeah...right...
Prongs: Remus....
Moony: Ok! He can sleep in the same room...
Padfoot: Wee!! ^.^!!
Hermione: Do you always do that? UU
Padfoot: Ah ha! ^_^!!
Harry: ^^UU But anyway, why dont we go to bed? Tomorrow we can go to Hogsmeade...
Everybody: Wee!!!^_^!!
Ron: Ok.....good night, Hermione!
Hermione: Yeah...good night...
***
It was all dark....they all seemed to be sleeping but Remus Lupin just couldnt. Whenever he closed his eyes, he imagined a giant bird with a knife in hand? Emmm...no in wing U_U. Everything was as quiet as a grave yard but.....
PIO, PIO, PIO, Muahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remus grabbed his sheets as if his life depended on it and closed his eyes so tight that he started seeing spots of different colours (*Make them shiny *_* !!!* *God! what are you doing here?! I'm trying to scare Remus for what he said before!( You know...about acting like a girl...-_-)*[You dont need me to tell you who it is, do you? -_-;;] *What? I was bored.... and Mr Feathers seems to like Remus...so he went with him....See? He's on his shoulder* *Who's on my shoulder?* *What are YOU doing here?* *What? You wrote I was awake!* *Yes, I did but I didnt wrote that you would come here to talk to me!* *But Sirius is here!* *Yeah... and me too!* *James!* *What? I heard you were here! I was feeling pretty left out you know?* *Ok everyone out!* *Why are you so noisy? We are trying to get some sleep!* *Oh! Ron, Harry! Join the party!(sarcastically)* *Emmm..O_O...ok!^_^!!* *Uuuu...can I join too?* *What's she doing here? There's no space for your hair * *For your information, Sirius, I can be anywhere I please!* *(really angry) OUT EVERYONE!!! OUT!!! IM TRYING TO MAKE MR FEATHERS KILL REMUS, OK?!!! OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!* *What? Mr Feathers? Where?!* *There...on your shoulder, didnt you feel him?* *Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Please dont kill me T_T Im too young to die!!!!* *Oh! God! One! I was trying to make one joke and it ends screwed up! -_-;;; Go to sleep!!!!(sigh)* *(everyone) Ok.... ._.*)
Moony: But Mr Feathers...T_T I dont want to die!!
Author: -_-;;; He's not going to kill you! For God's sake! GO TO SLEEP!!!
Moony: Ok ._.
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Ok....I didnt make the Marauders suffer a lot.....-_-;;; I wish I had but I ran out of ideas... Sorry for the ones who wanted torture....T_T Belive me....I wanted too....Tis just that the damn muse is still gone...
Please.....REVIEW!!! Or I'll make Mr Feathers haunt you for ever....Muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!