for all the new peeps FK= me, FireKat ^-^
disclaimer: i now own a laptop!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i *dare* you to try and take it!! be forewarned- i DO bite ^-^ and i don't own wk so nah-nah!
hehe GOMEN!! now re-uploaded with corrections -_- my bad
welcome to the randomness in my head! ^^ the following is something that actually went on in my head (except it started in the middle) beware of total insanity (hence the title) and random yaoi hints and nudges ^-^ enjoy!
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~ahh we join our beautiful Schwartz bishi in a white room with no windows or doors. the walls are padded and there are many cushions and couches around the room~
*poof! the schwartz boys are deposited in the room*
Crawford: where the hell are we and what the hell just happened?
Schu: hehe- Brad cussed ^^
Farf: cussing hurts god!! motherf**ker ^^ *starts stabbing pillows with a knife*
Nagi: *looks down* what the F**K?!?!?!?! why the hell am i wearing feety pajamas?!?
Schu: and why the hell did you just call them 'feety pajamas'?! ^^
Nagi: @.@ *feels the top of his head* what the (censored.... for a long time) is this??
FK: *appears in a poof of sparkly purple smoke* it's a blue bunny suit ^-^
Nagi: *faints*
Schu: *looking scared* umm- hi FK...
FK: *glomps Schu* don't worry i'm not mad at you anymore(1) ^-^
Schu: *sigh of relief*
Crawford: excuse me, but what is going ON???
FK: *looks at his name and smiles* you are now living in the Room of Insanity! *thunder and lightning*
Farf: lightning hurts god!
FK: only if it hits someone
Farf: *raises hand* ooh, ooh me!
FK: maybe later
Farf: damn. *goes back to stabbing the pillows*
Nagi: *revives* where.. am.. i?
Schu: *opens mouth with a wicked look*
FK: no Schuschu! be nice. *looks at Nagi* you are going to live here from now on ^-^ no more killing- unless i get mad at someone.
Nagi: *dazedly looks around and down* who.. am i? and what..?
FK: that's your favorite outfit! you lo~ve the bunny suit. *glares at Schu daring him to say something*
Schu: 0.o;;
Nagi: *wanders off in a daze*
FK: i just knew you'd all love it here!
Schu: hehe- umm yea.
FK: don't worry- you can visit Yohji later ^_~
Schu: hot damn! ^^ now where did Brady-poo get off to? *wanders away*
Nagi: *comes back looking very pissed* hey! i remember now- this is not my favorite suit and i don't want to live here!!! *tries to take it off*
FK: ahah- you can't take it off unless i say so ^_^
Nagi: *keeps trying* grrrrrr!
FK: *little flame appears above her head* i know! *snaps fingers and a really spiffy high tech computer appears* here you can play with this ^^
Nagi: ^___________^ *dazedly walks to and sits at the computer* puuuuuter... *starts doing- um puter stuff*
FK: *disappears*
Room: ...............
FK: *reappears several minutes later*
Farf: YIYIYIYIYIYI!! *glomps FK*
FK: o.0 umm hi Farf *hugs back* what's up?
Nagi: he just found out you have a fic entitled 'blood flows'
FK: oh well that explains it ^-^ did he read it yet?
Nagi: -_- no he's just excited about the title.
FK: *with Farf still attached* well then how does he know it's not a happy fic with bunnies and duckies? erk!!
Farf: *tightens hold around FK's neck* grrrrr!!
FK: *-* i'm just kidding! it's actually about a suicide and people feeling bad. *tries to get Farf off her neck*
Farf: ooooooh- i'm gonna go read it now ^^ suicide and guilt hurt god.
Schu: did someone call?
Nagi: -_- no he said 'guilt'
Schu: yes??
Nagi: -_-;; i hate you.
Schu: *walks up to Nagi and pinches cheeks* did i tell you how cute you look today?
FK: hey! no stealing my lines and pinching cheeks! *huggles Nagi* and don't make fun of him! he is adorable!!! ^_____^
Nagi: @.@
Farf: YIYIYIYIYIYI!!!
FK: he must be done reading ^_^
Brad: *opens his mouth to speak, but then notices his name* -_- my name is Crawford.
FK: no it's BRAD! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Brad: grrr. what will it take to get you to stop?
FK: sorry babe, not gonna happen ^^
Schu: *snickering*
Farf: hehehe- it hurts god! *starts licking a knife*
FK: oh!! that reminds me..
Nagi: Farf licking a knife reminds you of something?
FK: yes *razberry*
Nagi: -_- how mature
FK: *gives Nagi a noogie* ^^ anyways i'm going to start a club!
Schu: be afraid
FK: sush you. no i'm going to start the We Lick Sharp Things club ^-^
Nagi: WLST- not really awe inspiring
FK: well the name might change.
Farf: can i join?? *licks his knife to prove his point*
FK: ^^ yep. you are the first official member, aside from me that is.
Schu: and do you really expect this to be a popular club?
FK: yep. there are lots of people out there who like to lick sharp things.
Nagi: o.0 like who?
FK: well there's the killer guy from the first episode of Weiss, and the hair demon chick from Inu Yasha... damn i know there was more...
Farf: hey!
FK: well you are a givin- and i already said you were a member ^-^ so everyone out there- let me know if you want to join or if you can remember someone from another anime who should belong.
Nagi: 0.o who are you talking to?
FK: the happy people in my head.. hehe be afraid ^_______^
~*~*~*~*~*~
1) if you wish to know what happened to schuschu read the first two chapters of the weiss room (shameless plug) ^-^
if you read this far and are not running away and screaming, congrats! You are crazy like me ^^ so please be even crazier and review...please??? ^__~
disclaimer: i now own a laptop!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i *dare* you to try and take it!! be forewarned- i DO bite ^-^ and i don't own wk so nah-nah!
hehe GOMEN!! now re-uploaded with corrections -_- my bad
welcome to the randomness in my head! ^^ the following is something that actually went on in my head (except it started in the middle) beware of total insanity (hence the title) and random yaoi hints and nudges ^-^ enjoy!
~*~*~*~*~*~
~ahh we join our beautiful Schwartz bishi in a white room with no windows or doors. the walls are padded and there are many cushions and couches around the room~
*poof! the schwartz boys are deposited in the room*
Crawford: where the hell are we and what the hell just happened?
Schu: hehe- Brad cussed ^^
Farf: cussing hurts god!! motherf**ker ^^ *starts stabbing pillows with a knife*
Nagi: *looks down* what the F**K?!?!?!?! why the hell am i wearing feety pajamas?!?
Schu: and why the hell did you just call them 'feety pajamas'?! ^^
Nagi: @.@ *feels the top of his head* what the (censored.... for a long time) is this??
FK: *appears in a poof of sparkly purple smoke* it's a blue bunny suit ^-^
Nagi: *faints*
Schu: *looking scared* umm- hi FK...
FK: *glomps Schu* don't worry i'm not mad at you anymore(1) ^-^
Schu: *sigh of relief*
Crawford: excuse me, but what is going ON???
FK: *looks at his name and smiles* you are now living in the Room of Insanity! *thunder and lightning*
Farf: lightning hurts god!
FK: only if it hits someone
Farf: *raises hand* ooh, ooh me!
FK: maybe later
Farf: damn. *goes back to stabbing the pillows*
Nagi: *revives* where.. am.. i?
Schu: *opens mouth with a wicked look*
FK: no Schuschu! be nice. *looks at Nagi* you are going to live here from now on ^-^ no more killing- unless i get mad at someone.
Nagi: *dazedly looks around and down* who.. am i? and what..?
FK: that's your favorite outfit! you lo~ve the bunny suit. *glares at Schu daring him to say something*
Schu: 0.o;;
Nagi: *wanders off in a daze*
FK: i just knew you'd all love it here!
Schu: hehe- umm yea.
FK: don't worry- you can visit Yohji later ^_~
Schu: hot damn! ^^ now where did Brady-poo get off to? *wanders away*
Nagi: *comes back looking very pissed* hey! i remember now- this is not my favorite suit and i don't want to live here!!! *tries to take it off*
FK: ahah- you can't take it off unless i say so ^_^
Nagi: *keeps trying* grrrrrr!
FK: *little flame appears above her head* i know! *snaps fingers and a really spiffy high tech computer appears* here you can play with this ^^
Nagi: ^___________^ *dazedly walks to and sits at the computer* puuuuuter... *starts doing- um puter stuff*
FK: *disappears*
Room: ...............
FK: *reappears several minutes later*
Farf: YIYIYIYIYIYI!! *glomps FK*
FK: o.0 umm hi Farf *hugs back* what's up?
Nagi: he just found out you have a fic entitled 'blood flows'
FK: oh well that explains it ^-^ did he read it yet?
Nagi: -_- no he's just excited about the title.
FK: *with Farf still attached* well then how does he know it's not a happy fic with bunnies and duckies? erk!!
Farf: *tightens hold around FK's neck* grrrrr!!
FK: *-* i'm just kidding! it's actually about a suicide and people feeling bad. *tries to get Farf off her neck*
Farf: ooooooh- i'm gonna go read it now ^^ suicide and guilt hurt god.
Schu: did someone call?
Nagi: -_- no he said 'guilt'
Schu: yes??
Nagi: -_-;; i hate you.
Schu: *walks up to Nagi and pinches cheeks* did i tell you how cute you look today?
FK: hey! no stealing my lines and pinching cheeks! *huggles Nagi* and don't make fun of him! he is adorable!!! ^_____^
Nagi: @.@
Farf: YIYIYIYIYIYI!!!
FK: he must be done reading ^_^
Brad: *opens his mouth to speak, but then notices his name* -_- my name is Crawford.
FK: no it's BRAD! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Brad: grrr. what will it take to get you to stop?
FK: sorry babe, not gonna happen ^^
Schu: *snickering*
Farf: hehehe- it hurts god! *starts licking a knife*
FK: oh!! that reminds me..
Nagi: Farf licking a knife reminds you of something?
FK: yes *razberry*
Nagi: -_- how mature
FK: *gives Nagi a noogie* ^^ anyways i'm going to start a club!
Schu: be afraid
FK: sush you. no i'm going to start the We Lick Sharp Things club ^-^
Nagi: WLST- not really awe inspiring
FK: well the name might change.
Farf: can i join?? *licks his knife to prove his point*
FK: ^^ yep. you are the first official member, aside from me that is.
Schu: and do you really expect this to be a popular club?
FK: yep. there are lots of people out there who like to lick sharp things.
Nagi: o.0 like who?
FK: well there's the killer guy from the first episode of Weiss, and the hair demon chick from Inu Yasha... damn i know there was more...
Farf: hey!
FK: well you are a givin- and i already said you were a member ^-^ so everyone out there- let me know if you want to join or if you can remember someone from another anime who should belong.
Nagi: 0.o who are you talking to?
FK: the happy people in my head.. hehe be afraid ^_______^
~*~*~*~*~*~
1) if you wish to know what happened to schuschu read the first two chapters of the weiss room (shameless plug) ^-^
if you read this far and are not running away and screaming, congrats! You are crazy like me ^^ so please be even crazier and review...please??? ^__~