Disclaimer: (in chorus) I dont own anything......

Ok...thanx to:

*Back to the Future Reader* ^_^UU Your nick is kindda wired... but Im wired too ^.^!! I like that part too...*_* so shiny! ^_^ I got inspired on my friends...they are stupid like Sirius and they like shiny stuff with a lot of colours....U_U They are like DeeDee from Dexter....

* *_*oooooo shiny* Emm...I was wondering who you might be but...anyway! Thanx for the review!

*muge* T_T (snif,snif) What can I say? You simply ...rock! I love you!!!!!!!! ^_^UU Well....not that kind of way -_-;; ^_^!! Thanx for reading my other fic! And DO post your stories! ^_^

*little lost one* Jejeje...Em....I kindda posted the story.....^_^!! You know...I dont think you will need to beta it...cause I think it will be faster if I just post the chapters....Sorry...I really dont want to make you waste your time..^_^

*Christelle* Im glad you followed my advice ^_^!! And what Harry did, you will read now...^_^ And belive Harry when he says it is a stupid idea...-_-;;; And poor your little brother T_T Why do all older siblins bother their little sisters or brothers? T_T One day we will take revenge...Muahahahhahahahah

*Queen of sprinkelz* ^_^ Yes, for me it counts as a review... Thank you very much! And Harrys' surprise... you will see it now....It IS kindda supid though...U_U

*tara* ^_^!! I LOVE lotr! (puts on I LOVE LOTR t-shirt on) ^.^!! First thanx for the review. U_U And second....well I usually like stories in which a girl falls into Middle Earth... Broken is very good... U_U, then... there is Fortness Around the Heart,Irulan,(The 2 last ones have the same author)and one that says something with Jack (but that is a sequel so you will have to click the authors name and read the first story) Well if you want to read them, click my pen-name and then go to Favorite stories. You will find them there... And I am writing an x-over between HP and LOTR....*cough* read it *cough* ^_^!! Sorry I couldnt help it...U_U O_O!! I have written a lot! Ok see ya!

*Sina Ba Ako* Im glad you liked it! ^_^ Thanx for reviewing!

*HiddenCamera* Thank you! ^_^ Im glad you liked it.

*AKANinaBlack* ^_^ I love Remus being scared of birds! Thanx for the review! Ya rock!

*Sappire the Pyro* Jejeje.....I didnt quite get the DBZ part O_o?? But thank you anyway! ^_^!! Really!

*Arctic*Saber* O_O!! Emmm...ok....^_^ Glad you like the story ^_^ Ya rock! And well...Im still a little mad at Remus...-_-;;; Im a girl danm it!

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Chapter 17

Once in Hogsmeade...

Padfoot: Hey! Why did you come?

Remus: Sirius! Tell yourself not to be rude!

Sirius: (to Padfoot)Dont be rude!

Padfoot: You dont have to be so mean T_T!!

Sirius: -__-;; Was I always so sissy?

Prongs: Yap. U_U (nod,nod)

Moony: Chocolate!!!!!!! ^_^!! Wee! (pointing at Honeydukes)

Remus: Yey! ^.^!!

The rest: -_-;;;

To Remus' and Remus' (-_-;;;) delight, they bought a lot of chocolate and when I mean a lot it is Marauders' standars. (You know....the explosives...-_-;;;) And that is saying a lot! They had a great time together. Except when they entered the library......you guess why, dont you?

Padfoot:(dragging Moony out of the store) Stop hissing for Gods' sake!

Moony: My precious! Bad stupid hobbit want to steal it from us!! @_@!!

Sirius: Hey Im not stupid!

Remus: Yes you are ¬_¬UU

Prongs: Ah ha U_U (no, nod)

Sirius: Ok! But Im not a ...a.. a...hobbit?

At that, Moony hissed even more and struggled in Padfoots' arms.

Moony: *Gollum* *Gollum* Stupid fat hobbit! My precious! It is ours! *Gollum* *Gollum*

Remus: Ok! Im getting tired!

Ron: Do you want me to hit him again? *_*

Remus: ¬_¬UU emmm...no thank you Ron. That...wont be necessary...

Harry: Wasn't it that he would go back to normal if someone hit him?

Remus: Yes...but if you hit him too much....he might get brain damaged...U_U And I dont want to be left stupid....

Sirius: You mean that you don't want to be left MORE stupid.

Hermione: Look who's speaking!

Padfoot: Oh! I'm sorry, Miss Know It All!

Sirius: Mmm....so that is why I never liked her...U_U

Harry: Emmm...I dont want to interrupt anything ...but Moony is still acting wired...

Remus: Oh! Yeah... There is one thing stronger than The One Ring....emm..I mean..The One Book ^^UU

Hermione: And that is....?

Remus' face was now grim. He took five slow but determined steps towards Moony/Gollum who stopped struggling. The older werewolf kneeled infront of the possesed creature and...

Remus: Remus, if you let go off that book I will give you something better in exchange.

Moony: What can be greater than The One Book? *Gollum* *Gollum*

Remus smiled the faintests of smiles and took out a............(drums).......fish? Moonys' eyes widened and gingerly asked...

Moony: Is it writhing?

Remus shook his head.

Moony: Is it raw?

Remus shook his head yet again and said with a cat-like smile...

Remus: Even better.

(silence)

Remus: It is ........made....of......CHOCOLATE!

Moony: Really? ^_^!! Wee!! Give me!

The rest: --______--;;;

Hermione: Was the fish thing necessary? Or was is just the chocolate?

Remus: Mmmmm...just the chocolate ^.^!!

Harry: And why did you use a fish? O_o??

Remus: Dont know...(shrugging)

Prongs: Well that was wired!

Ron: You are ALL wired! -_-;;;

Once they had finished shoping, drunk a lot of butter beers and eaten a lot of chocolate and got themselves really hyper, they went, led by Harry, to a store called MTMP which stood for Magical Tatoos and Musical Pirecings.

Hermione: Emmm...why are we here? O_o??

Remus: I was going to ask the same......

Harry: This is the surprise! ^_^!!

Padfoot: You bought us a store?

Prongs: Padfoot, by any chance......did you bump your head with something when you were born?

Sirius: Hey!

Harry: ^_^UU Eh..... well I was thinking we could get a tatoo....I sent them a design already...

Moony: Well that's not a bad idea.....U_U I will do it.

Ron: Count on me! Je...mom is gonna go bersek when she finds out ^.^!!

Hermione: And you are happy about it? ¬_¬UU

Ron: Well...I will just tell her it was Harrys' idea.... she never gets mad at him....^_^!!

Harry: Dad? Sirius?

Prongs: (grinning) Count on me son!

Padfoot: Count on me too, son!

Moony: Harry is not your son Padfoot...¬_¬UU

Padfoot: Oh! I thought It was a new slang ^_^UU

Everybody: (roll their eyes)

Harry: Hermione?

Hermione: Hell no!

Ron: Oh! Come on! Dont be such a killjoy!

Hermione: No! There is no way Im getting a tatto!

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Ok...here a little gift!

Padfoot: Really? Where?

Author: Not for you! You idiot!

Padfoot: You are so mean! Y_Y Why does everybody screams at me!!!

Prongs: ¬_¬UU God! Stop being so....so ...sissy!

Padfoot: But...but...T_T (Puppy eyes) She's mean! Y_Y

Prongs: (sigh) Im fighting a losing battle U_U

Author: Ah ha! U_U Hey! Where's Remus? I havent seen him...O_o??

HISS

Prongs: Oh! There he is!

Moony: @_@!! My Precious! You stole it from us!! (Hiss) *Gollum**Gollum*

Author: Who stole it from you?

Moony: The ssstupid hobbit! (spitting a little)

Prong: Ew...(wiping the spit away)

Author: Dont worry! ^_^ Here! Merry X-mas (giving a nwe book of "Unfogging the Future")

Moony: Wee! ^_^!!

Author: And some chocolate too!

Moony: Double Wee!!! ^_^

Prongs: Why Moony and not us?

Author: Cause his my favorite one!

Padfoot: She is mean! T_T (snif,snif)

Author: Awww... ok here! (handing a bat)

Prongs: Whats that for? O_o??

Author: Well...if he wants to see Mr Feathers he can do it whenever he wants! ^_^

Padfoot: Wee! Mr Feathers! ^.^! But...but and Mr Twinckles? (puppy eyes)

Author: Well he too...U_U

Padfoot:^_^ Wee! He's so shiny *_* Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......

Prongs: And what about me?

Author: Emmm.....O_o?? Dont know!

Prongs: -_-;;; Why always me? Y_Y

Author: Ok..ok...emmm...how about.....a firewhisky?

Prongs: A firewhisky? O_o???

Author: Well...yes! We are on x-mas day! And someone HAS to be drunk! ^_^

Prongs: Mmmm.... ok! Wee!

Author: (sigh) Now everybody has their presents...U_U

Padfoot:What about the readers? O_o??

Author: Weellll this is their gift! ^_^ More nonsense!

The three: Aaaaaaaaaa............

Everybody: HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (throws confetti)

Prongs: Wait wait! And what about your gift?

Author: Weelll.....you all lovely readers can review! ^_^ Please review!!!!!!! *_* Pretty please?