Ohio-99:…..oh so you like my story? Good… if not why are you here?
Bob: and?…
Ohio-99:and what?
Bob: do you own any thing?
Ohio-99: first of all I own a threads of fate game and a ps2
Bob:…
Ohio-99: if you must know I want a game cube
Bob thinking: what an idiot wonder if duke and him are related
Ohio-99: …oh and I do not own the square soft comp. If I did I would not be here…
Bob: your boring you know that…
Ohio-99: don't care
Bob: ok…
Ohio-99: bob
Bob: yes master ha ha ha
Ohio-99: shut up
Bob: no
Ohio-99: ok then duck tapes bobs mouth shut duke tape is there anything it can't fix? No is there really?
Bob: muff muff! (Damn you!)
Ohio-99: ok before I start there is some people I need to thank most of all sunrise and sunset for giving me this idea for who's fate is it any way and the mallet of DOOM for this chapter thank you sunrise and sunset
Sunrise and sunset: no problem
Bob: muff!?! (What the heck is she doing here?)
Ohio-99: what the hack are you doing here!?!
Sunrise: I don't know you're the author you tell me
Sunset: ok can we just start the stupid story?
ohio-99 hits sunset with the mallet of DOOM
Ohio-99: ok starting
Rue: tired of that old beef stew? If not to bad because now you can /will eat deer meat! The best tasting thing since beans. The deer meat will rot your organs faster than you can say "my organs have rotted away" so go to your store and
Buy a bloody sack-o-deer meat!
Valen: is your carpet dirty? Stinky? Of is this commercial just plain retarded? Well if your carpet is dirty I can help call 1866-7455243 and you will get an odd recording thin I will not talk to you if I do I will come over and burn…err I mean clean your carpets once again that number is 1866-7455243 so call 1866-7455243 or we will just say it in all the other chapters…
Rue: pops up on the screen and waves Hey there people! Have you ever just had to kill so many monsters that you just get sick of it? Have you ever just wanted to sit down and rest, only to find that you can't?
Mint: pops up too Well...TOO BAD!
Duke: also pops up and nods Yup...Cuz' that isn't what this commercial is about! All three: nods in agreement
Rue: This commercial is about our amazing product... Mint: It's called... Duke: The Mallet of DOOM!
Rue: suddenly a giant black mallet with spikes pops into his hand This...points to mallet Is the Mallet of DOOM!
Mint: points to Mallet As you can see, it is of excellent craftsmanship, and it comes with a money-back grantee! cough not cough
Duke: This mallet is an exquisite addition to your collection of dangerous, and potentially lethal things! smiles
All three: And for you're enjoyment, we will demonstrate the destructive powers of the Mallet of DOOM!
Belle: pops out of nowhere Where the heck am I?
Mint: Who cares? You're gonna die anyway! Belle: looks around What the-
Rue: smacks Belle in the head with the Mallet of DOOM!...Hard Mallet of DOOM!: hits Belle Belle: dies
Duke: pokes Belle's body with a stick O...pokey realizes that the camera is on him Oh... pretends that he knew what he was doing Uh..Yea! She's sure dead! Yup yup! whistles
Rue: points to Belle's dead body As you can see, the Mallet of DOOM! kills even the most annoying of people in one swift stroke!
Mint: nods happily Yup! Even the very MOST annoying!
Duke: under his breath Then why didn't it kill Mint?
Mint: HEY punches Duke I HEARD THAT!
Duke: kicks Mint SO? IT'S TRUE!
Mint and Duke: get into a fight BANG POW SMACK BOOM BASH
Rue: pulls them apart Well...buy a Mallet of DOOM! today!
Mint and Duke: still trying to kill each other
Rue: holds up sign that says HELP! EEP!
Bell: umm… he..hello I… I am bell… um… oh god no don't hurt me
Doll master (I forgot his name): bell damn it read the damn Q card nothing bad will happen!
Bell still worried but is some what calm: I am here to sell… big herv-errey- hammm-errrs what is this
Doll master smiles: rember how I said nothing bad will happen?
Bell:yes…
Doll master: I lied poles a string and a sand bag, house, air plain, ohio-99s bad spelling and grammar, a partridge in a pear tree, a char, Mint, some 1000 year old toilet, and a large crab all fall on top of Bell
Bell: ahhhhhhhhhhhh! dies
Mint: arrg my head
Doll master: I will see you later ex-princess
Mint: any one have some advil? passes out
Ohio-99: so did you all like the adds?
Bob: no
Ohio-99: first of all shut up second off all how did you get untapped
Bob: I don't know
Sunset: I untapped him!
swings mallet of DOOM at ohio-99
Ohio-99: that's it your gone
stops typing about sunset
Ohio-99: now bob you are not going to be heard from for a long time
Bob: gulp
Sunrise: ha ha ha wraps bob in so much duck tape he looks like a silver mummy that was fun
Ohio-99:thank you for coming
Sunrise: no problem invite me a gain some time
Ohio-99: ok I will but all you out there review or be hunted down and gutted like a fish!