Ohio-99: sup you all?
Bob: I hate you…
Ohio-99: shut up…
Sunrise: hello
Ohio-99: hi what is up?
Sunrise: the sky why did you ask?
Ohio-99: no reason….
Bob: ok you are annoying… theases idiots don't own any thing not inyuasha, threads of fate, dot hack// sign, infection exc. exc.
Ohio-99 and sunrise: hey we are not idiots!!
Ohio-99 grabs his duck tape and makes a very large mace! As sunrise and sunset both grab a mallet of DOOM
(don't ask how)
Bob: aawww hell *dies*
Ohio-99: thanks you two
Sunrise and Sunset: no problem shal we start?
Ohio-99: ok
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Doll master: hi I am here to kill you all err I maen sell you all some dragon in a can!
From the idiots who wrote this
Ohio-99: -_- that's it sunset
Sunset: yes…master… *hits doll master* I have done your evil biding can I have that cooke now?
Ohio-99 thros her a cooke: now be gone
Doll master: ow ok ok any way heres how it works *throws a tin can and runs*
Rue walks by: cool dragon in a can
Can opens and Walif (cant spell his name) flys out
Walif: DAMN YOU ALL!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU LOCK ME IN THAT DAMN CAN!?!
Rue: oh god Walif Is pissed!*runs*
Walif: AWW HELL NO YOUR TOAST *burns Belle by mestake* DAMN IT FINE NO PHATMONITE FOR YOU!
Prima doll: please *goes boom* oww
Doll master: so there you have it buy some please
Belle: hi I am going to die lets watch
A truck of roling pins sowing needles and other pain full devises speeds down the road and hits belle then smashes it to a light pole
Belle: owww now watch ….as the pain comes…
The oddest thing happens the doors open and 5000000 rolling pins crush Belle then like a bijilon needles stab Belle then a nuke bloes up killing bell a gain
Duke: hi I am here to sell you all the new game kill anzu yes the game you all have been wating for! You get to kill anzu in ten million ways then poke her with a stick and I will say oh pokey so buy it or else
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Ohio-99: that was a short chappe o well
Sunrise: dident you plan to do some thing?
Ohio-99:… o yea bob front and center
Bob: yes?
Ohio-99 takes out his duck tape and makes 2 soards: sunrise! sunset! Now!
Bob: OH GOD NOOO!!!
Ohio-99 slashes moultpal times sunrise and sunset smash him with mallets of DOOM suddenly the inyuasha heros run in
Kagome: hes pure evil! *shots many times with her arrows*
Meroku: don't care… *stares at a book*
Inyuasha: evil hunn? *sees the wind scar* TETSUIGA! *hits bob with the wind scar*
Songo: man hes still alive? *throws boomrang*
Shimpo: I am to small to do any thing so I will watch *watches bob scream in agnoy and pain*
Then ALL the people from the dot hack shows games and mangas runs in
Kite: you also hurt orca you must die!
Orca: I am fine…
Kite data drains bob
Shugo: I think your weard *data drains bob as well*
ALL the dot hack people start killing bob
Meroku: this has gone on long enuf…*opens up his wind tunnle*
Ohio-99: crap * pushes sunrise out of the way * you owe me one! *gets sucked up by the wind*
Shit review please or I will have sunrise hunt you down and gut you like a fish
Bob who is almost dead: end the damn chapter
All but Kagome Inyuasha Sango Black Rose and Duke
Duke: where am I?
Kagome: I don't know… jump in there…
Duke: why?
Kagome: I will go out with you…
Duke: ok *jumps in to the wind tunnle* ahhhh!
Ohio-99: ok chapter done
Bob good *dies*