Small announcement:

I AM going to get back to work on this fic as soon as I can. My delay is because I'm currently in grad school, and working a pair of part time jobs to support myself while doing so.

And who knew Grad School was this much work?
Really, who knew? You should've told me beforehand.
Any case, I should be updating as soon as I can-I have this fic planned out, don't worry. And the penguin can talk for a purpose to be revealed later.

And yes, I think Gendo goes well in physical comedy. More with him later...