Howdy Ya'll! I'm disturbing some of you with this story, but it seems you
can't stay away! Goody goody gumdrops! You may be asking, "Okay, what's
with the lima beans? Where's the car chase?!" Soon, my pretties! Let the
fun begin! Thanks for your reviews!
DISCLAIMER: Nothing belongs to me, 'cept the plot and Sunny!
The One With the Lima Beans and the Car Chase
a SpongeBob Squarepants Fanfic
by angelenes-dreams
PART THREE - THE BIG NIGHT
SpongeBob and Sunny's plan was to have a nice quiet dinner at her house, ending with him spending the night there. Gary was already fed, and wouldn't need to be taken care of again until morning.
SpongeBob spends a long time getting ready. After finally getting dressed, he looks in the mirror.
SpongeBob: "She loves me and I love her. I want this to happen. Nngg! If I could just calm down! Okay...you're lookin' real good, SpongeBob. Let's go."
He leaves his pineapple and walks next door to Sunny's picnic basket house, just like he's done a million times in the last six months. But tonight feels different... He knocks three times before walking in, and is greeted by the smell of wonderful cooking.
SpongeBob: (singing) "Oh Sunshine!"
Sunny appears before him, wearing a cute little green dress, looking pretty as usual. She gives him a kiss.
Sunny: "Hey handsome! I hope you're hungry! Come and see!"
She grabs his hand and pulls him into the kitchen, where she's set up a candlelight dinner.
SpongeBob: "Wow! This looks great! (gasps!) Are those...?"
Sunny: "Lima beans! Imported from the surface world, just for you! Sit and eat!"
They start filling up their plates. She goes to hand him the bowl of lima beans when suddenly Fluffy the worm jumps up behind her and emits a very loud bark. Sunny screams in fright, flinging the bowl into SpongeBob's face.
Sunny: "Bad Fluffy! Oh, sorry, Sponge! Go clean up while I let Fluffy outside real quick."
SpongeBob picks beans off of himself, noticing a small bulge in his nose. He rams his finger up there, trying to get it out, but only succeeds in pushing it deeper. He curses.
Sunny: "SpongeBob?"
SpongeBob: "I have a lima bean stuck in my nose."
Sunny: "Oh. Well, let's see if--"
SpongeBob: "Never mind. Let's eat before it gets cold."
After finishing dinner and cleaning up, they sit on her couch.
Sunny: "I want to show you this."
She hands him a piece of official-looking paper.
SpongeBob: "What is it?"
Sunny: "From my doctor. Read it."
He reads it carefully. It is the results of her last appointment. In bold letters along the bottom, it reads, "This certifies that Sunshine Sweetheart is a squeaky-clean sponge."
Sunny: "I also take the pill..."
A light bulb goes on in SpongeBob's head. These are some of the issues that Mr. Krabs told him about earlier today! Sunny was a careful girl! He had nothing to worry about!
He suddenly grabs her and throws her down on her back, both of them giggling. They kiss and touch and tickle one another. He unbuttons her dress and is about to remove it when there is a deep, ugly growl in his ear. As far as Fluffly is concerned, NOBODY touches his Mistress. SpongeBob is paralyzed with fear.
SpongeBob: "Uh, Sunny?!"
Sunny: "Fluffy! NO! SpongeBob, let me up!"
As soon as he lets go of Sunny's dress, Fluffy lunges forward and clamps down on SpongeBob's hand.
SpongeBob: "YEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!"
Fluffy starts shaking him like a squeaky toy until SpongeBob gets his footing and slams the worm up against the wall, making him let go. Fluffy looks dazed for about two seconds, then goes ballistic, barking and chasing SpongeBob. SpongeBob runs outside and slams the door. After a minute of Sunny screaming and Fluffy barking, she comes outside and locks her door.
Sunny: "Well, Fluffy is a bit shaken up right now..."
SpongeBob: "HE IS?!"
Sunny: "Oh your hand is bleeding! We're going to have to go to your place."
So they go to SpongeBob's house and bandage up his hand. Eventually, they wind up on the couch again. Sunny kisses SpongeBob's boo-boo, and one thing leads to the other. They are making out again. Sunny feels as though they are being watched. She opens her eyes and sees Gary watching them both intently.
Sunny: "SpongeBob?"
SpongeBob: "Mmmm?"
Sunny: "Gary is watching us."
SpongeBob: "So?"
Sunny: "SpongeBob, I can't do this with him watching!!!"
SpongeBob: "Nghn! Barnacles! Let's go upstairs. Gary, stay!"
He runs up the steps, pulling her behind him.
SpongeBob: (thinking) By Neptune! We are going to do this if it kills me!!
They burst into his bedroom, slam the door shut and start over again, this time with more furiousity. They actually manage to strip down to their underwear before they hear the sound of someone coming through the front door.
Voice: "Oh, SpongeBob! Guess who?"
SpongeBob's eyes widen.
SpongeBob: "MOM?!"
END OF PART 3
Wow! Poor kids, huh? Well, it ain't over yet. I had to end it there because I didn't want to make this chapter too long. Sorry! Chapter 4 will post in about three days or so...
DISCLAIMER: Nothing belongs to me, 'cept the plot and Sunny!
The One With the Lima Beans and the Car Chase
a SpongeBob Squarepants Fanfic
by angelenes-dreams
PART THREE - THE BIG NIGHT
SpongeBob and Sunny's plan was to have a nice quiet dinner at her house, ending with him spending the night there. Gary was already fed, and wouldn't need to be taken care of again until morning.
SpongeBob spends a long time getting ready. After finally getting dressed, he looks in the mirror.
SpongeBob: "She loves me and I love her. I want this to happen. Nngg! If I could just calm down! Okay...you're lookin' real good, SpongeBob. Let's go."
He leaves his pineapple and walks next door to Sunny's picnic basket house, just like he's done a million times in the last six months. But tonight feels different... He knocks three times before walking in, and is greeted by the smell of wonderful cooking.
SpongeBob: (singing) "Oh Sunshine!"
Sunny appears before him, wearing a cute little green dress, looking pretty as usual. She gives him a kiss.
Sunny: "Hey handsome! I hope you're hungry! Come and see!"
She grabs his hand and pulls him into the kitchen, where she's set up a candlelight dinner.
SpongeBob: "Wow! This looks great! (gasps!) Are those...?"
Sunny: "Lima beans! Imported from the surface world, just for you! Sit and eat!"
They start filling up their plates. She goes to hand him the bowl of lima beans when suddenly Fluffy the worm jumps up behind her and emits a very loud bark. Sunny screams in fright, flinging the bowl into SpongeBob's face.
Sunny: "Bad Fluffy! Oh, sorry, Sponge! Go clean up while I let Fluffy outside real quick."
SpongeBob picks beans off of himself, noticing a small bulge in his nose. He rams his finger up there, trying to get it out, but only succeeds in pushing it deeper. He curses.
Sunny: "SpongeBob?"
SpongeBob: "I have a lima bean stuck in my nose."
Sunny: "Oh. Well, let's see if--"
SpongeBob: "Never mind. Let's eat before it gets cold."
After finishing dinner and cleaning up, they sit on her couch.
Sunny: "I want to show you this."
She hands him a piece of official-looking paper.
SpongeBob: "What is it?"
Sunny: "From my doctor. Read it."
He reads it carefully. It is the results of her last appointment. In bold letters along the bottom, it reads, "This certifies that Sunshine Sweetheart is a squeaky-clean sponge."
Sunny: "I also take the pill..."
A light bulb goes on in SpongeBob's head. These are some of the issues that Mr. Krabs told him about earlier today! Sunny was a careful girl! He had nothing to worry about!
He suddenly grabs her and throws her down on her back, both of them giggling. They kiss and touch and tickle one another. He unbuttons her dress and is about to remove it when there is a deep, ugly growl in his ear. As far as Fluffly is concerned, NOBODY touches his Mistress. SpongeBob is paralyzed with fear.
SpongeBob: "Uh, Sunny?!"
Sunny: "Fluffy! NO! SpongeBob, let me up!"
As soon as he lets go of Sunny's dress, Fluffy lunges forward and clamps down on SpongeBob's hand.
SpongeBob: "YEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!"
Fluffy starts shaking him like a squeaky toy until SpongeBob gets his footing and slams the worm up against the wall, making him let go. Fluffy looks dazed for about two seconds, then goes ballistic, barking and chasing SpongeBob. SpongeBob runs outside and slams the door. After a minute of Sunny screaming and Fluffy barking, she comes outside and locks her door.
Sunny: "Well, Fluffy is a bit shaken up right now..."
SpongeBob: "HE IS?!"
Sunny: "Oh your hand is bleeding! We're going to have to go to your place."
So they go to SpongeBob's house and bandage up his hand. Eventually, they wind up on the couch again. Sunny kisses SpongeBob's boo-boo, and one thing leads to the other. They are making out again. Sunny feels as though they are being watched. She opens her eyes and sees Gary watching them both intently.
Sunny: "SpongeBob?"
SpongeBob: "Mmmm?"
Sunny: "Gary is watching us."
SpongeBob: "So?"
Sunny: "SpongeBob, I can't do this with him watching!!!"
SpongeBob: "Nghn! Barnacles! Let's go upstairs. Gary, stay!"
He runs up the steps, pulling her behind him.
SpongeBob: (thinking) By Neptune! We are going to do this if it kills me!!
They burst into his bedroom, slam the door shut and start over again, this time with more furiousity. They actually manage to strip down to their underwear before they hear the sound of someone coming through the front door.
Voice: "Oh, SpongeBob! Guess who?"
SpongeBob's eyes widen.
SpongeBob: "MOM?!"
END OF PART 3
Wow! Poor kids, huh? Well, it ain't over yet. I had to end it there because I didn't want to make this chapter too long. Sorry! Chapter 4 will post in about three days or so...