When we last left our absorbent friends, SpongeBob's mom made an
unannounced visit! Will they EVER get to be alone? I have decided to also
include the final chapter, since it would have anti-climactic to make ya'll
wait for such a short ending. I'm not cruel...much...
DISCLAIMER: Give ya three guesses which characters I don't own...
The One With the Lima Beans and the Car Chase
a SpongeBob SquarePants Fanfic
by angelenes-dreams
PART 5 - THE REST OF THE BIG NIGHT
SpongeBob: "MOM?!"
Sunny: "You gave your mom a key?!"
SpongeBob: (looking unsuccessfully for his pants) "Hey, she's my mom! Just be quiet a minute!"
SpongeBob runs down the stairs in his underwear.
SpongeBob: "Mom! What...a surprise!"
Mrs. Squarepants: "I was just in the neighborhood, honey, and thought I'd stop in to see my little boy!"
SpongeBob: "Oh, you shouldn't have..."
Mrs. Squarepants: "Sit down with me. I've got an extremely long and drawn- out story about my trip to the beauty salon!"
SpongeBob: "Mom? Uh, never mind. I was asleep, let me go put my pants back on. I'll be right down..."
SpongeBob dashes upstairs to his bedroom.
SpongeBob: "Sunny! Quick! Sneak out the window!"
Sunny: "What?! We're on the second floor!"
SpongeBob: "Look, I can't get rid of her. I'll come over later after she's gone."
Sunny: (fuming) "No way, SpongeBob Squarepants! I've waited too long for this night! If I go, you're coming with me!"
She grabs his arm and pulls him toward the window.
SpongeBob: "What are you DOING?!"
She leaps, pulling him out with her, and they fall. Somehow, she manages to land on him with a crunch. Mrs. Squarepants hears a noise upstairs.
SpongeBob: "...ouch..."
Mrs. Squarepants: "SpongeBob? Where are you?"
Sunny: "C'mon, get up! I'll drive us somewhere quiet."
SpongeBob: "I think I broke my head..."
His forehead is bleeding. Sunny drags him over to her boat-mobile and throws him in. She pulls out and heads toward downtown Bikini Bottom. She reaches onto the back seat for a scarf that she hands to SpongeBob, who wraps it around his injured head. He suddenly has a revelation...
SpongeBob: "Um, Sunny? Did you notice something?"
She looks at him questioningly. They are stopped at a red light. A fish couple in another boat-mobile pull up beside them. The husband glances in their direction, then does a double-take.
Fish Husband: "HOLY FISHPASTE! THEY'RE NAKED!!!"
Sunny screams and floors it, running through the red light.
SpongeBob: "What else could possibly happen tonight?!"
The police car following them turns on it's siren.
Sunny: "The police! You'll never catch me in my underwear, coppers!!!"
She hits the accelerator, and SpongeBob screams like a girl.
SpongeBob: "ARE YOU INSANE??!!"
Sunny leads the police on a chase all over Bikini Bottom. Suddenly she turns, almost losing them. She has an idea.
Sunny: "I think I can shake 'em in Kelp Forest National Park!"
But SpongeBob doesn't answer because he's too busy crying. The Forest looms like a giant beast ahead of them. Sunny crashes into it and kills the headlamps, driving in darkness. After about ten minutes, she stops and turns off the engine. All is quiet.
Sunny: "I think we did it! SpongeBob?"
He pry's his fingers off of his face and looks around.
SpongeBob: "We're lost, aren't we?"
Sunny: "No...I think its this way out? Or maybe this way? Um, are you okay?"
SpongeBob: "Okay?"
He turns livid and jumps up on the seat, raging at her.
SpongeBob: "BARNACLES! First, I get a lima bean stuck up my nose! Then Fluffy uses me as a chew toy and rips up my hand! My girlfriends throws me out of a two-story window and gives me a concussion! I have more bandages on than clothes, so she takes me on a wild police chase all over Bikini Bottom! Then, in a moment of inspiration, she gets up hopelessly lost in the Kelp Forest!!! OF COURSE I'M OKAY!!!"
Sunny: (lip trembling) "I'm sorry..."
SpongeBob: (sighs) "Not half as much as I am. We didn't even get to have sex tonight."
Sunny looks around.
Sunny: "The night isn't over yet, SpongeBob..."
They look at one another. She looks sexy in the moonlight, in her bra and panties. He looks pathetic with his head and hand bandaged and a bean in his nose. But she loves him, and he drives her crazy with want.
Sunny: "Now, SpongeBob."
SpongeBob: "Now?!"
Sunny: "NOW!! YEEEEE-HA!"
SpongeBob: "AIEEEEEE!"
She flies through the air and rips off her undergarments, then pushes him down like a bully in a school yard. He has never seen a girl naked before, and is paralyzed with fear and fascination. Sunny rips off his tighty- whities and jumps on him, pinning him down and having her way with him.
At a house on the edge of the Kelp Forest, the same fish couple who saw a couple of naked sponges come out onto their back porch to investigate a noise in the woods. There is alot of howling and yelling, followed by a sound that humans would swear was Tarzan's jungle cry.
Fish Husband: "Listen, honey! Wild oysters!"
DISCLAIMER: Give ya three guesses which characters I don't own...
The One With the Lima Beans and the Car Chase
a SpongeBob SquarePants Fanfic
by angelenes-dreams
PART 5 - THE REST OF THE BIG NIGHT
SpongeBob: "MOM?!"
Sunny: "You gave your mom a key?!"
SpongeBob: (looking unsuccessfully for his pants) "Hey, she's my mom! Just be quiet a minute!"
SpongeBob runs down the stairs in his underwear.
SpongeBob: "Mom! What...a surprise!"
Mrs. Squarepants: "I was just in the neighborhood, honey, and thought I'd stop in to see my little boy!"
SpongeBob: "Oh, you shouldn't have..."
Mrs. Squarepants: "Sit down with me. I've got an extremely long and drawn- out story about my trip to the beauty salon!"
SpongeBob: "Mom? Uh, never mind. I was asleep, let me go put my pants back on. I'll be right down..."
SpongeBob dashes upstairs to his bedroom.
SpongeBob: "Sunny! Quick! Sneak out the window!"
Sunny: "What?! We're on the second floor!"
SpongeBob: "Look, I can't get rid of her. I'll come over later after she's gone."
Sunny: (fuming) "No way, SpongeBob Squarepants! I've waited too long for this night! If I go, you're coming with me!"
She grabs his arm and pulls him toward the window.
SpongeBob: "What are you DOING?!"
She leaps, pulling him out with her, and they fall. Somehow, she manages to land on him with a crunch. Mrs. Squarepants hears a noise upstairs.
SpongeBob: "...ouch..."
Mrs. Squarepants: "SpongeBob? Where are you?"
Sunny: "C'mon, get up! I'll drive us somewhere quiet."
SpongeBob: "I think I broke my head..."
His forehead is bleeding. Sunny drags him over to her boat-mobile and throws him in. She pulls out and heads toward downtown Bikini Bottom. She reaches onto the back seat for a scarf that she hands to SpongeBob, who wraps it around his injured head. He suddenly has a revelation...
SpongeBob: "Um, Sunny? Did you notice something?"
She looks at him questioningly. They are stopped at a red light. A fish couple in another boat-mobile pull up beside them. The husband glances in their direction, then does a double-take.
Fish Husband: "HOLY FISHPASTE! THEY'RE NAKED!!!"
Sunny screams and floors it, running through the red light.
SpongeBob: "What else could possibly happen tonight?!"
The police car following them turns on it's siren.
Sunny: "The police! You'll never catch me in my underwear, coppers!!!"
She hits the accelerator, and SpongeBob screams like a girl.
SpongeBob: "ARE YOU INSANE??!!"
Sunny leads the police on a chase all over Bikini Bottom. Suddenly she turns, almost losing them. She has an idea.
Sunny: "I think I can shake 'em in Kelp Forest National Park!"
But SpongeBob doesn't answer because he's too busy crying. The Forest looms like a giant beast ahead of them. Sunny crashes into it and kills the headlamps, driving in darkness. After about ten minutes, she stops and turns off the engine. All is quiet.
Sunny: "I think we did it! SpongeBob?"
He pry's his fingers off of his face and looks around.
SpongeBob: "We're lost, aren't we?"
Sunny: "No...I think its this way out? Or maybe this way? Um, are you okay?"
SpongeBob: "Okay?"
He turns livid and jumps up on the seat, raging at her.
SpongeBob: "BARNACLES! First, I get a lima bean stuck up my nose! Then Fluffy uses me as a chew toy and rips up my hand! My girlfriends throws me out of a two-story window and gives me a concussion! I have more bandages on than clothes, so she takes me on a wild police chase all over Bikini Bottom! Then, in a moment of inspiration, she gets up hopelessly lost in the Kelp Forest!!! OF COURSE I'M OKAY!!!"
Sunny: (lip trembling) "I'm sorry..."
SpongeBob: (sighs) "Not half as much as I am. We didn't even get to have sex tonight."
Sunny looks around.
Sunny: "The night isn't over yet, SpongeBob..."
They look at one another. She looks sexy in the moonlight, in her bra and panties. He looks pathetic with his head and hand bandaged and a bean in his nose. But she loves him, and he drives her crazy with want.
Sunny: "Now, SpongeBob."
SpongeBob: "Now?!"
Sunny: "NOW!! YEEEEE-HA!"
SpongeBob: "AIEEEEEE!"
She flies through the air and rips off her undergarments, then pushes him down like a bully in a school yard. He has never seen a girl naked before, and is paralyzed with fear and fascination. Sunny rips off his tighty- whities and jumps on him, pinning him down and having her way with him.
At a house on the edge of the Kelp Forest, the same fish couple who saw a couple of naked sponges come out onto their back porch to investigate a noise in the woods. There is alot of howling and yelling, followed by a sound that humans would swear was Tarzan's jungle cry.
Fish Husband: "Listen, honey! Wild oysters!"