********************I do not own hellsing or any of it!!!

******************If only I did, Alucard would be MINE!!!

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Alucard- Master, it seems to be a little...hot in here. Wouldn't you think?

Integral- Shut up! I'm trying to concentrate on this paper work!

***Seras stared at her master and her master's master.***

Seras- Always getting yelled at whenever she's annoyed.

Walter- Hmm...It's better to just leave them alone.

Seras- I know! I'm not stupid!

Walter- *To me, you are stupid.* Blondes....

((No offense to those that are blonde!!! Gomen!!!))

Seras- Rrr...you know, Even I'm not as good as Alucard, I can still read your thoughts!!!

***Seras jumped on top of Walter and started punching him.***

Alucard- Huh? Looks like Seras found her new punching bag.

***Alucard grinned and turned to his master***

Alucard- I'll be going.

Integral- Fine! Just leave-?! What's this??

***Integral was holding up an envelope delivered from the Her Majesty***

Alucard- Interesting.

Seras- What's it for???

Walter- Did we do something wrong???

***Integral's jaw just hanged down opening wide***

Integral- We..Have...to get a.....

Walter & Seras- GET WHAT???

Integral- A new member!

***Integral threw the envelope down***

Integral- A NEW MEMBER??!! WE ALREADY HAVE THE BEST RIGHT NOW!!!

Alucard- Calm down master, calm down!

Integral- YOU CALM DOWN YOU FREAKISH D*MN DAWG!!!

***Seras gasp and Walter did a cheesy pose.***

Alucard- Ma-Mas-Master??? What's wrong??? And what did you just called me???

Integral- GET OUT!!! NOOOOW!!!

***Seras, Walter, and Alucard got out of Integral's office***

Seras- whew! She blew her casket!

Alucard- *stares in shock and falls to his knees* Did I just made...my own master mad???

Walter- alucard! You always make Integral mad. You just annoy her.

Seras- I think poor master is really sad now.

Walter- No! He is a high class vampire who enjoys getting yelled at by his master!!! NO!!! Can't allow this to happen!!!

***Walter threw his fists down.***

Seras- Oh how the greatest ones fall.

Alucard- *field position* ima good boi...ima good boi...ima good boi...

Walter- Where's those tweezers when you need them for important time like these???

Seras- Oh geez...Let's hope our new member is a girl.

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I hope you enjoyed that! ((I really don't think they did))

I really don't care.. The chara. Might be occ-ish but i'm doing my best!!!

R&R Plz!!! ^.^ I'd be very happy!!

Alucard- Am I happy???!! NO!!!

IcyWiNgZ- Shuddap!!