***I do not own Hellsing or any of it!***
Seras- huh? *looks down* WALTER!!!
Walter- *stabbed in the back*
Alucard- Can I suck his blood now?
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Alucard- So...why are we at the train station again?
Seras- To..pick up the new member.
Integral- And very fast.
Seras- Huh? Whatta ya mean?
Integral- Nothing.
*Train stops and the doors open*
*Seras holds up a sign saying, "Hellsing:New Member!!!"*
*A young girl hops out.*
?????- Hmm? Hellsing: New Member??
Integral- Are you the new member? It seems we don't have a name because somebody threw it in the fireplace.
Walter- *panics* I am SORRY!!!
Seras- What's your name?
?????- Soari(So-ah-ri) Lonas.
Alucard-Your...SHORT!!! Hahaha! Your like...really SHORT!!!
Soari- *wacks Alucard with a newspaper* Mind your manners!
Seras-Hmm...i might like her!
Walter- But the author said she's was gunna be stupid or somthin!!!
Integral- Would you shut up Walter??
*Alucard is still soar from the wack*
Soari- I'm from Japan but my dad was American so I'm half.
Seras- Interesting!
Walter- How many bags did you bring?! They are all HEAVY!
Soari- A girl's gotta be a girl!
Alucard- Riiight! I'll keep that in mind.
Integral- So anyway, what's your hobbies?
Soari- Hmm...Staying around my temple, buy little charms, cook, and read in the dark.
Seras- Do you wear glasses for that?
Soari- Am I?
Alucard- Hey.
Soari- What?
Alucard- What's you bra size-I -I MEAN! What's your home like?!
Soari- Your gay.
Seras- *sneers*
Alucard- *grumbles* Heeey!!!
Integral & Walter- *Stare and snicker*
Soari- You know, you need a new wardrobe mister!
Alucard- I'm fine the way I am!!!
Soari- Betcha you can't find a simple girlfriend!
Seras & Walter- *GASP!*
Integral- whatever....
Alucard- Betcha you can't even find a guy when your nineteen and your SHORT!!!
Soari- At least I don't tower other poeple and have a big stupid HAT!!!
*Alucard and Soari fight on for the rest of the car ride*
Seras- Here we are!
Walter- *holds lugguage* Soooo muuuch!!!
Soari- Get use to it.
Integral- I agree.
Alucard- Who can with you?
Soari- Wanna make somthing of it?
Alucard- You can kiss my a**!
Seras- Here we go! *sigh*
Integral- *gets angry* Rrrrrrr.!!!
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That's it! It's not very good but I guess if I give more thought to it by watching the show again then i'll get inspired. But i'm lazy.
Hmmm...Short people are kinda cool...