I don't own Hellsing or any of it. Too bad though.
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Seras- Are you hungry Soari? Walter said that you and Sir Integral will be having for the appetizer is Crostini then the main course will be a Baked Fish Fillets! And guess what?
Soari- Whaaaat???
Seras- For desert, you guys are having Boston Cream Pie!!!
Soari- Umm...Here's the deal: I hate sea food! I'm not a big fan of Boston, and what the heck is a Crostini?!
Seras- You should be Lucky to eat that good food! I only have the thirst of medical blood packets!!!
Walter- Ummm...maybe this is a bad time to tell you that we're changing the menus.
Seras and Soari- Huh?
Sir Integral- Enjoy your Pepper Steak. It's the only thing that we have to impress you with.
Soari- Sure....
Alucard- *snicker* Too bad for you!!!
Soari- *glares*
Seras- *sighs* Dammit...
Walter- Now now Alucard. Leave Miss. Lunas alone.
Alucard- Don't care! *throws a carrot at Soari*
Soari- Huh?! Rrr!! *throws more carrots at Alucard* Take that!
Seras- Nooooo!!!
Sir Integral- Amusing...I guess. I do need a good laugh.
Alucard- Hope you like wine! *throws the wine on top of Soari's head* Heehee!
Soari- B*tch! *Gets up and punches Alcuard's face* Hope you like that!
Alucard- Is that it?
Soari- Huh? *blinks* They weren't kidding about having no life!
Seras- Duuuh....
Walter- ((Maybe this is a good time to retire here a be a male stripper...))
Sir Integral- Mmmm...*eats some steak* Not bad.
Soari- YOU A STOOPID FREAK~!!!!
Alucard- WHAT YOU TALKIN 'BOUT SH*THEAD?!
Seras-Noooo!! Please stop it!
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Soari- *in her bedroom* Look at this stain!!
Seras- You and Alucard need to get along more!
Alucard- No way!
Soari- *freaks* GET OUT OF HERE!
Alucard- Make me!
Seras- *sighs* Time to do plan B.
Alucard & Soari- Huh? Plan B???
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Sowwie this waz short. I was out of ideas right now.
I'll write a longer chapter. But no promises! R&R!
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