Note: I don't own the Vampire cronicals and Pepsi or Coke. I wish I did. I also do not own Yu-yu Hakusho. (I wish I did.)

[]= Actions {}= Thoughts ()= Authors note

Spooky Maho: Ok, Ok! So it took me a while to get this one to cooperate with me on an interview. Unfortunately I only got about three questions answered. Well, here goes my interview with the Hiei, by me, Spooky Maho.

Hiei: Let's get this over with so I can go back to my ordinary schedule without a stalker.

SM: And what would your ordinary schedule be?

Hiei: Eat, sleep, beat up Kuwabara.

SM: Lade lade de! Who cares?!

Hiei: Hey! You wanted a goddamn interview [jumps out of chair] I'm giving you a goddamn interview.

SM: Settle down, settle down, sheesh!

Hiei: [Sits down]

SM: Ok, first real question. What ever happened to that little demon thing on the first episode of Yu Yu Hakusho; that showed you?

Hiei: Who?

SM: Never mind. Question two.

Hiei: We're at two already?

SM: I'm asking the questions here!

Hiei: Whatever! Just be done with the interview.

SM: grrr . . . {What did I ever see in him?}

Hiei: I heard that!

SM: Shit, I forgot he was telepathic, on to question two . . . Boxers or Briefs?

Hiei: What?

SM: Pepsi or Coke?

Hiei: What the hell is Pepsi?

SM: Sounds like perky.

Hiei: I'm going with Coke,

Baka Gothic Kitsune: [Pops in door] you win! [Pops out door]

Hiei: What do I win?

SM: I haven't figured that out yet.

Hiei: What kind of interview is this?

SM: Do you look like the interviewer? No, I think not!

Hiei: Well I think . . .

SM: Boxers or Briefs?

Hiei: What the hell?

SM: Answer the goddamn question!

Hiei: That's private you Niengen!

SM: Excuse me!? Look at these [points at wings] what part of Maho do you not understand!? (Incase you didn't know, my character has wings. Yes, she's not a cuddly fox-demon as everyone else has.)

Hiei: I thought it was just a title.

SM: Why are your pants so puffy?

Hiei: What . . . auggg ! ! !

SM: [begins pushing on his pants] defiantly boxers [grabs base ball bat and begins to . . . ] Wack, wack wack.

Hiei: Could you stop touching me?

SM: Wack wack wack.

Hiei: I mean it!

SM: Come on, stay down! (Reminds me of FLCL, by the way, I don't own that either.)

Hiei: That's it, where's my katana?

SM: This? [Swings katana around]

Hiei: Why you BIT**.

SM: Wow! This is heavier then my bat; I'll trade ya?

Hiei: Give it back, Now!

SM: It's like my bat, only pointed at the end. Ha, Ha! I'm tiger woods. [Hits Hiei in the knees] FOUR!

Hiei: Damn woman!

SM: Ha! Ha! [Hits his pants] seriously there like clown pants!

Hiei: They're Kalvin Clines, idiot! (I think I spelled it right.)

SM: Is there a tutu under there? [Points at puffy pants.]

Hiei: Stop it! {That tickles.}

SM: And what's with the black look everyone's wearing . . . except Kurama.

Hiei: Excuse me, you should be the one to talk. You're always wearing black cape dress thing.

SM: Nota! My nickers are blue!

Hiei: Oh, my god. [Sweat drops]

SM: [looks embarrassed] What? [Blushes]

Hiei: I have blue boxers.

SM: [Points at Hiei.] Ha! I know it, boxers!

BGK: [ Walks in room] I bet Kurama has panties like these. [Holds up golden, bikini style underwear, with red roses]

Hiei: Hey, they look like Kurama's! [Looks closely.] They are Kurama's! [Runs after BGK} Give them back.

(Yes, BGK is a cute and somewhat cuddly kitsune.)

BGK: [runs for life] eeep!

SM: [Runs after Hiei] What about my interview? [Swings katana around]

Hiei: Oh yeah my katana! [Stops]

SM: [bumps into Hiei]

Hiei: [Falls down] Give me Kurama's panties, you perverted kitsune freak!

BGK: [Holding underwear] these are mine.

SM: Hey Hiei!

Hiei: What!?

SM: Pepsi or Coke?

BGK: He already answered that!

SM: Oh . . . want to go for ice cream?

Hiei: Is this Ice cream sweet?

YoKoBaBe: [pops in door] where's my Kurama?

Hiei: Your Kurama? [Chases after YB]

To BE Continued . . .

A/N: To hear more of Hiei chronicles wait for my next story. The Fire Youiki Hiei. I need about 7- 10 reviews in order to update.