Fire Youkai My Foot
By: Spooky-Maho
Copyright Date: November 2, 2003.
Sweet revenge is so simple, but I've made it quite difficult on the fact I'm trying to for revenge on Hiei. He never finished my interview. So here's "The Fire Youkai My Foot"
Hiei: "God damn it woman! Do I have to get a restraining order, or something?!"
Spooky-Maho: "Awwhh! Don't be like that, I still have more questions!"
Hiei: "Your becoming a pest!"
Spooky-Maho: "I thought I WAS a pest?"
Hiei: "Grr. I gave you a goddamn interview, now leave me alone."
Spooky-Maho: "I only got to ask three questions."
Hiei: "You should be glad you got them, now if you refuse to shut that thing you call a mouth, which I call a black hole, I well be forced to cut it off."
Spooky-Maho: "With a baseball bat?"
Hiei: "No, you fool, my-"
Spooky-Maho: "-Katana." [Holds up katana.]
Hiei: "How the hell did you--?"
Spooky-Maho: "I trade! Me like!" n_n
Hiei: "You arrogant nuisance!"
Spooky-Maho: "What? I like it; it's pretty, so shinny!"
Hiei: "Grrr."
Spooky-Maho: {Wow, he's mad.}
Hiei: "Grrrrrr!"
Spooky-Maho: "Wow, you're mad!"
Hiei: "Grrrrrrrrr!"
Spooky-Maho: "Can I fry an egg on your head?"
Hiei: "GRRRRRRRRR!"
Spooky-Maho: "Ok, Ok! I'll give you back your katana. [Hands Hiei the sword] "Baby!" [Pouts]
Hiei: [Swings sword at Spooky]
Spooky-Maho: "Oh, my yami! You sick Youkai!"
Hiei: "Hmph!"
Spooky-Maho: "You cut my hand off, you actually cut my hand off!!"
Hiei: "You needn't worry, you won't die fast."
Just then RinRin walks in on our conversation with none other then Kurama.
Hiei: "My word, they had to drag you in too, Kurama?"
Out of the blue, on the wall, a smile appeared. BGK appeared using her cheshire cat powers to jump off the walls and swing around Kurama.
BGK: [Arms around Kurama] "I heard the name of my beloved Kurama.
RR: [Bitch slaps BGK] "Bad Kitsune! My Kurama!
Hiei: "Your Kurama?" [Looks angry]
Kurama: "Oh my!"
Spooky-Maho: "What about my hand? That bastard cut off my hand." [Points at Hiei with hand that was cut off] "Hey, what do you know, he missed."
Hiei: "Kurama?" [Walks over to Kurama]
Kurama: [Looks terrified] "Huhhhhhh . . . . ye . . . . ye . . . yes Hiei?"
Hiei: "What are you doing with these pathetic, weak children?"
RR: [Puts hands on hip] "Children? I'll have you know I'm 15/14 in human years, unlike you!
BGK: "Wow, RR, your old!"
Spooky-Maho: [Walks over to chair and sits] . . . . [yawns] . . . . [plays with hair].
RR: "Okay let's settle this like civilized peo-uhh, demons."
Hiei: "And how do you suppose we do that?"
RR: "By letting Kurama be mine." n_n [pushes BGK off Kurama and wraps arms around him while kicking Hiei in the face.]
Spooky-Maho: [Yawns again]
BGK: "Oh, no see didn't?"
Hiei: "Oh yes she did!" [Rubs nose]
Both BGK and Hiei: [trying to pull Rinrin off of Kurama]
RR: "No, my Kurama." [Anima tears coming from eyes]
BGK: "Fine then there's only one way to settle this."
Hiei: "Not another-"
BGK: "Jenken!"
Hiei: "God, not that game?"
BGK: "It's the only responsible way."
Kurama: "I agree!"
Hiei: "Kurama!!!!"
BGK + RR + Hiei: "Rock, paper, scissors, go!"
BGK + Hiei: [Holds out hand in shape of rock]
RR: [Holds out a real piece of paper] "Well, you don't expect my paw to look like paper when it looks like rock?"
BGK + Hiei: "GRRR. ."
RR: [Hugs Kurama]
Spooky-Maho: [Swats a fly] . . . . . . [picks up a magazine] . . . . . [yawns]
I better cut this story short or RinRin's going to get more then a broken arm or nose.
[Just then Sesshoumaru comes out of magazine]
Sesshoumaru: "Where the hell am I?"
Spooky-Maho: [Eyes wide open] "Can you please get off my magazine?"
Sesshoumaru: "Huh?" [Looks at angry BGK and Hiei and at RinRin holding Kurama] "Oh no, mini Inuyashas!!"
Spooky-Maho: **Wack** [Hits Sesshoumaru with a baseball bat] "I asked nicely!"
Sesshoumaru: ". . . . . . @__@"
BGK: "Oh, Inari! It's Sesshoumaru! You can keep Kurama." [Runs to Sesshoumaru]
SM: "Sesshoumaru??" [Looks at bloody bat] "Opps!" n_n'
BGK: "Oh, my sweet Sesshoumaru!"
Hiei: "He's just an f'in dog demon!"
Kurama: "Hey!!"
RR: "Yeah! Hey! Kurama's a kitsune which is sort'a like a dog demon only foxxeyer and besides, I'm a dog demon too."
SM: "Hiei?"
Hiei: "What the hell do you want?"
SM: "Since RinRin-cahn and BakaGoticKitsune are occupied, shall we continue with the interview?"
Hiei: "What? You expect me to leave Kurama with that?" [points at RinRin]
SM: "Yeah, your point?"
Hiei "What if it tries to make the move on him? Not like I care, or anything!"
SM: "Hmmm? I don't know . . . no, wait! I got it!"
Hiei: "Yes!" [Does score move] "I get to kill it."
SM: "No, even thought I'd love to see you kill someone, I'm afraid due to the conscious I wish I didn't have, I cannot allow you to kill my friend."
Hiei: "What, is that some kind of code for I can't kill her?" [Question marks appear over head]
SM: "No, I just made up big words to sound smart."
Hiei: "Then I CAN kill her?"
SM: "NO!"
Hiei: "Then what in the world do I do with it?"
SM: [pulls out a portal in time]
Hiei: "Hmm, I always wanted to send some one into oblivion!"
SM: "What are you talking about?"
Hiei: "Aren't you going to through that woman in there?"
SM: "No, silly!" [grabs Hiei and jumps into portal] "We're going in it."
Hiei: "Are you serious?"
SM: n_n [jumps into portal]
Hiei: [gets dragged along]
Spooky-Maho and Hiei go falling into a tunnel and land in a white nothingness.
Hiei: "Great! Now how the hell am I going to save Kurama?"
SM: "If this is the only way I can get an interview then so be it."
Hiei: "Shut up. You still owe me sweet snow."
SM: "I never said I'd pay for it."
Hiei: "Grrrr."
That's it for now, to find out if we get out of the white wonder land, or eaten by a giant bunny, read my next Chapter "Hiei of the damned." By me, Spooky-Maho.
By: Spooky-Maho
Copyright Date: November 2, 2003.
Sweet revenge is so simple, but I've made it quite difficult on the fact I'm trying to for revenge on Hiei. He never finished my interview. So here's "The Fire Youkai My Foot"
Hiei: "God damn it woman! Do I have to get a restraining order, or something?!"
Spooky-Maho: "Awwhh! Don't be like that, I still have more questions!"
Hiei: "Your becoming a pest!"
Spooky-Maho: "I thought I WAS a pest?"
Hiei: "Grr. I gave you a goddamn interview, now leave me alone."
Spooky-Maho: "I only got to ask three questions."
Hiei: "You should be glad you got them, now if you refuse to shut that thing you call a mouth, which I call a black hole, I well be forced to cut it off."
Spooky-Maho: "With a baseball bat?"
Hiei: "No, you fool, my-"
Spooky-Maho: "-Katana." [Holds up katana.]
Hiei: "How the hell did you--?"
Spooky-Maho: "I trade! Me like!" n_n
Hiei: "You arrogant nuisance!"
Spooky-Maho: "What? I like it; it's pretty, so shinny!"
Hiei: "Grrr."
Spooky-Maho: {Wow, he's mad.}
Hiei: "Grrrrrr!"
Spooky-Maho: "Wow, you're mad!"
Hiei: "Grrrrrrrrr!"
Spooky-Maho: "Can I fry an egg on your head?"
Hiei: "GRRRRRRRRR!"
Spooky-Maho: "Ok, Ok! I'll give you back your katana. [Hands Hiei the sword] "Baby!" [Pouts]
Hiei: [Swings sword at Spooky]
Spooky-Maho: "Oh, my yami! You sick Youkai!"
Hiei: "Hmph!"
Spooky-Maho: "You cut my hand off, you actually cut my hand off!!"
Hiei: "You needn't worry, you won't die fast."
Just then RinRin walks in on our conversation with none other then Kurama.
Hiei: "My word, they had to drag you in too, Kurama?"
Out of the blue, on the wall, a smile appeared. BGK appeared using her cheshire cat powers to jump off the walls and swing around Kurama.
BGK: [Arms around Kurama] "I heard the name of my beloved Kurama.
RR: [Bitch slaps BGK] "Bad Kitsune! My Kurama!
Hiei: "Your Kurama?" [Looks angry]
Kurama: "Oh my!"
Spooky-Maho: "What about my hand? That bastard cut off my hand." [Points at Hiei with hand that was cut off] "Hey, what do you know, he missed."
Hiei: "Kurama?" [Walks over to Kurama]
Kurama: [Looks terrified] "Huhhhhhh . . . . ye . . . . ye . . . yes Hiei?"
Hiei: "What are you doing with these pathetic, weak children?"
RR: [Puts hands on hip] "Children? I'll have you know I'm 15/14 in human years, unlike you!
BGK: "Wow, RR, your old!"
Spooky-Maho: [Walks over to chair and sits] . . . . [yawns] . . . . [plays with hair].
RR: "Okay let's settle this like civilized peo-uhh, demons."
Hiei: "And how do you suppose we do that?"
RR: "By letting Kurama be mine." n_n [pushes BGK off Kurama and wraps arms around him while kicking Hiei in the face.]
Spooky-Maho: [Yawns again]
BGK: "Oh, no see didn't?"
Hiei: "Oh yes she did!" [Rubs nose]
Both BGK and Hiei: [trying to pull Rinrin off of Kurama]
RR: "No, my Kurama." [Anima tears coming from eyes]
BGK: "Fine then there's only one way to settle this."
Hiei: "Not another-"
BGK: "Jenken!"
Hiei: "God, not that game?"
BGK: "It's the only responsible way."
Kurama: "I agree!"
Hiei: "Kurama!!!!"
BGK + RR + Hiei: "Rock, paper, scissors, go!"
BGK + Hiei: [Holds out hand in shape of rock]
RR: [Holds out a real piece of paper] "Well, you don't expect my paw to look like paper when it looks like rock?"
BGK + Hiei: "GRRR. ."
RR: [Hugs Kurama]
Spooky-Maho: [Swats a fly] . . . . . . [picks up a magazine] . . . . . [yawns]
I better cut this story short or RinRin's going to get more then a broken arm or nose.
[Just then Sesshoumaru comes out of magazine]
Sesshoumaru: "Where the hell am I?"
Spooky-Maho: [Eyes wide open] "Can you please get off my magazine?"
Sesshoumaru: "Huh?" [Looks at angry BGK and Hiei and at RinRin holding Kurama] "Oh no, mini Inuyashas!!"
Spooky-Maho: **Wack** [Hits Sesshoumaru with a baseball bat] "I asked nicely!"
Sesshoumaru: ". . . . . . @__@"
BGK: "Oh, Inari! It's Sesshoumaru! You can keep Kurama." [Runs to Sesshoumaru]
SM: "Sesshoumaru??" [Looks at bloody bat] "Opps!" n_n'
BGK: "Oh, my sweet Sesshoumaru!"
Hiei: "He's just an f'in dog demon!"
Kurama: "Hey!!"
RR: "Yeah! Hey! Kurama's a kitsune which is sort'a like a dog demon only foxxeyer and besides, I'm a dog demon too."
SM: "Hiei?"
Hiei: "What the hell do you want?"
SM: "Since RinRin-cahn and BakaGoticKitsune are occupied, shall we continue with the interview?"
Hiei: "What? You expect me to leave Kurama with that?" [points at RinRin]
SM: "Yeah, your point?"
Hiei "What if it tries to make the move on him? Not like I care, or anything!"
SM: "Hmmm? I don't know . . . no, wait! I got it!"
Hiei: "Yes!" [Does score move] "I get to kill it."
SM: "No, even thought I'd love to see you kill someone, I'm afraid due to the conscious I wish I didn't have, I cannot allow you to kill my friend."
Hiei: "What, is that some kind of code for I can't kill her?" [Question marks appear over head]
SM: "No, I just made up big words to sound smart."
Hiei: "Then I CAN kill her?"
SM: "NO!"
Hiei: "Then what in the world do I do with it?"
SM: [pulls out a portal in time]
Hiei: "Hmm, I always wanted to send some one into oblivion!"
SM: "What are you talking about?"
Hiei: "Aren't you going to through that woman in there?"
SM: "No, silly!" [grabs Hiei and jumps into portal] "We're going in it."
Hiei: "Are you serious?"
SM: n_n [jumps into portal]
Hiei: [gets dragged along]
Spooky-Maho and Hiei go falling into a tunnel and land in a white nothingness.
Hiei: "Great! Now how the hell am I going to save Kurama?"
SM: "If this is the only way I can get an interview then so be it."
Hiei: "Shut up. You still owe me sweet snow."
SM: "I never said I'd pay for it."
Hiei: "Grrrr."
That's it for now, to find out if we get out of the white wonder land, or eaten by a giant bunny, read my next Chapter "Hiei of the damned." By me, Spooky-Maho.