Hiei The Damned
By Spooky-Maho
Copyright Date November 2, 2003
Spooky-Maho: "Let's get this interview started!"
Hiei: "I'm not answering any of your goddamn questions anymore!" [turns back to face SM]
SM: "Aww, is this about Kurama?"
Hiei: "Grr! You wretched person! You left Kurama with that dog demon.
SM: "Don't worry about her!"
Hiei: "Worry, how can I not?"
SM: "Kurama wont diss you. But then again, RinRin-chan does have the ability to seduce any male being there is, even some females! XD"
Hiei: "Auggg! SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!
SM: "Did I do something wrong?"
Hiei: "I said be quite!"
SM: [Steams up]
Hiei: "HUH!" [turns around facing the other direction]
SM: "You didn't have to yell!"
Hiei: {Damn she's scarier than Kurama when he doesn't wont to be disturbed}
SM: [wings flap] "Interview, then silence." [twirls in air]
Hiei: "Fine!"
SM: [Hangs upside down] "I don't feel like writing so . . ." [pulls out tape recorder from pocket]
Hiei: "Oh god!" -__-
SM: "Opps!" [Quickly pulls off the "I hate Hiei" stickers] "Heh Heh!"
Hiei: {No wonder she stalks me}
SM: "Okay, first question!"
Hiei: "I thought you were at your forth?"
SM: "Whatever, so which is better, Kittie or Eminem?"
Hiei: "Well, eminem are a candy and kittie is a cat, like Kurama. Dammit! Candy or Kurama?! Sugar or Kurama?!
SM: [Starts up Jeopardy song on stereo]
Hiei: "I can't think!" [Pulls out katana and swings stereo] [Song still goes on]
Spooky-Maho: [Headphones blasting Jeopardy song]
Hiei: [Tries to hit Spooky, but she's up to high] "Fine!"
Spooky-Maho: [Stops headphones]
Hiei: "Both!"
Spooky-Maho: [Falls down]
Hiei: [Mugs SM, steals four candy bars, CD player, and two bottles of Vanilla Coke]
Spooky-Maho: "Fine then, next question. Pizza or Pretzels?
Hiei: [Messes with CD player] "What's pizza?!"
Spooky-Maho: "It's nasty, pick pretzels!
Hiei: "Pizza!"
Spooky-Maho: "Damn!"
[Pizza appears out of no where]
Hiei: [Bites into pizza and eats whole box]
Spooky-Maho: [Vomits] Fine the, Marilyn Manson or Britney Spears?"
Hiei: "Well since Marilyn has Mansion and Britney has Spears, I'm going to go with Britney."
Spooky-Maho: [Vomits even more] "You asshole! Britney is a prep, Manson's my god . . . sort of . . ."
Hiei: "No wonder you turned out the way you did."
Spooky-Maho: "Steel toe or Rubber heels?"
Hiei: "Steel Toe!"
Spooky-Maho: "Finally an answer that makes sense! Okay, sun block or tanning lotion?"
Hiei: "What the hell's tanning lotion?"
Spooky-Maho: "Forget it! Who do you like better, Kuwabara or Yusuke?"
Hiei: "Neither!"
Spooky-Maho: "Pick One!"
Hiei: "NO!"
Spooky-Maho: "I SAID PICK ONE!" [Scary face]
Hiei: "Yukina!"
Spooky-Maho: "That'll do!"
Hiei: "Okay, I answered more then enough questions! I deserve to get out of this black hole thing! Place! Where the hell are we?"
Spooky-Maho: "I'm asking the questions here!"
Hiei: "Stop ordering me around!
Spooky-Maho: "I'll do whatever the hell I wont!
Hiei: ". . ."
Spooky-Maho: "Okay, red pill or blue pill?" [Holds out pills]
Hiei: "Well, red is my second favorite color . . . but what does the blue one do?"
Spooky-Maho: "How far do you wish to go down the rabbit hole?"
Hiei: "I don't want no rabbit! I want my fox! Give me the fucking red one! [Snatches red pill and swallows whole]
[Pops back to where Kurama is]
Spooky-Maho: [falls outa no where]
Hiei: "How did you get here? I had the pill!"
Spooky-Maho: "Back door!" [Darn the blue pill sucks]
Kurama and RinRin are up against a door . . . listening to something.
Hiei: "What the hell are you doing Kura-"
Kurama: "Shhhh . . . [Puts hand on Hiei's mouth]
Silence, then the sound of BGK's voice can be heard.
BGK: "Sesshy-chan?"
Sesshoumaru: "W-what?"
BGK: "I'm going to love you even though you have one arm!"
The sound of BGK plopping on Sesshoumaru can be heard. Rinrin starts to look in the crack at the bottom.
RR: "Grrr, my sesshy-chan!
BGK: "Did you say something?"
Sesshoumaru: "No! But could you get off me?" What're you doing with those metal bracelets? . . . . Damn their cold!
BGK: "Let me make it warmer."
Sesshoumaru: "No! God no! Hel-"
Sesshoumaru's voices is cut off by the gropes and lip movement of BGK. (A/N: BGK's not really like this.)
RinRin breaks down door.
RR: "MY SESSHY-CHAN!" [screams head off]
BGK: [Screams head off then runs away with Sesshoumaru]
Hiei: "What was that about?"
Spooky-Maho: "I have no clue!"
Hiei: "She's your friend, you should know!"
Spooky-Maho: "You know what Hiei?"
Hiei: "What?"
Spooky-Maho: "You never finished my interview."
Hiei: "I did too!"
Spooky-Maho: "I need to ask more questions."
Hiei: "Screw it! I'm calling the cops! Kurama?"
Kurama: "Yes?"
Hiei: "What's the number for 911, again?"
Blah, Blah, Blah. Click on the little button and read "Tail of the Kurama Thief" the next chapter.
By Spooky-Maho
Copyright Date November 2, 2003
Spooky-Maho: "Let's get this interview started!"
Hiei: "I'm not answering any of your goddamn questions anymore!" [turns back to face SM]
SM: "Aww, is this about Kurama?"
Hiei: "Grr! You wretched person! You left Kurama with that dog demon.
SM: "Don't worry about her!"
Hiei: "Worry, how can I not?"
SM: "Kurama wont diss you. But then again, RinRin-chan does have the ability to seduce any male being there is, even some females! XD"
Hiei: "Auggg! SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!
SM: "Did I do something wrong?"
Hiei: "I said be quite!"
SM: [Steams up]
Hiei: "HUH!" [turns around facing the other direction]
SM: "You didn't have to yell!"
Hiei: {Damn she's scarier than Kurama when he doesn't wont to be disturbed}
SM: [wings flap] "Interview, then silence." [twirls in air]
Hiei: "Fine!"
SM: [Hangs upside down] "I don't feel like writing so . . ." [pulls out tape recorder from pocket]
Hiei: "Oh god!" -__-
SM: "Opps!" [Quickly pulls off the "I hate Hiei" stickers] "Heh Heh!"
Hiei: {No wonder she stalks me}
SM: "Okay, first question!"
Hiei: "I thought you were at your forth?"
SM: "Whatever, so which is better, Kittie or Eminem?"
Hiei: "Well, eminem are a candy and kittie is a cat, like Kurama. Dammit! Candy or Kurama?! Sugar or Kurama?!
SM: [Starts up Jeopardy song on stereo]
Hiei: "I can't think!" [Pulls out katana and swings stereo] [Song still goes on]
Spooky-Maho: [Headphones blasting Jeopardy song]
Hiei: [Tries to hit Spooky, but she's up to high] "Fine!"
Spooky-Maho: [Stops headphones]
Hiei: "Both!"
Spooky-Maho: [Falls down]
Hiei: [Mugs SM, steals four candy bars, CD player, and two bottles of Vanilla Coke]
Spooky-Maho: "Fine then, next question. Pizza or Pretzels?
Hiei: [Messes with CD player] "What's pizza?!"
Spooky-Maho: "It's nasty, pick pretzels!
Hiei: "Pizza!"
Spooky-Maho: "Damn!"
[Pizza appears out of no where]
Hiei: [Bites into pizza and eats whole box]
Spooky-Maho: [Vomits] Fine the, Marilyn Manson or Britney Spears?"
Hiei: "Well since Marilyn has Mansion and Britney has Spears, I'm going to go with Britney."
Spooky-Maho: [Vomits even more] "You asshole! Britney is a prep, Manson's my god . . . sort of . . ."
Hiei: "No wonder you turned out the way you did."
Spooky-Maho: "Steel toe or Rubber heels?"
Hiei: "Steel Toe!"
Spooky-Maho: "Finally an answer that makes sense! Okay, sun block or tanning lotion?"
Hiei: "What the hell's tanning lotion?"
Spooky-Maho: "Forget it! Who do you like better, Kuwabara or Yusuke?"
Hiei: "Neither!"
Spooky-Maho: "Pick One!"
Hiei: "NO!"
Spooky-Maho: "I SAID PICK ONE!" [Scary face]
Hiei: "Yukina!"
Spooky-Maho: "That'll do!"
Hiei: "Okay, I answered more then enough questions! I deserve to get out of this black hole thing! Place! Where the hell are we?"
Spooky-Maho: "I'm asking the questions here!"
Hiei: "Stop ordering me around!
Spooky-Maho: "I'll do whatever the hell I wont!
Hiei: ". . ."
Spooky-Maho: "Okay, red pill or blue pill?" [Holds out pills]
Hiei: "Well, red is my second favorite color . . . but what does the blue one do?"
Spooky-Maho: "How far do you wish to go down the rabbit hole?"
Hiei: "I don't want no rabbit! I want my fox! Give me the fucking red one! [Snatches red pill and swallows whole]
[Pops back to where Kurama is]
Spooky-Maho: [falls outa no where]
Hiei: "How did you get here? I had the pill!"
Spooky-Maho: "Back door!" [Darn the blue pill sucks]
Kurama and RinRin are up against a door . . . listening to something.
Hiei: "What the hell are you doing Kura-"
Kurama: "Shhhh . . . [Puts hand on Hiei's mouth]
Silence, then the sound of BGK's voice can be heard.
BGK: "Sesshy-chan?"
Sesshoumaru: "W-what?"
BGK: "I'm going to love you even though you have one arm!"
The sound of BGK plopping on Sesshoumaru can be heard. Rinrin starts to look in the crack at the bottom.
RR: "Grrr, my sesshy-chan!
BGK: "Did you say something?"
Sesshoumaru: "No! But could you get off me?" What're you doing with those metal bracelets? . . . . Damn their cold!
BGK: "Let me make it warmer."
Sesshoumaru: "No! God no! Hel-"
Sesshoumaru's voices is cut off by the gropes and lip movement of BGK. (A/N: BGK's not really like this.)
RinRin breaks down door.
RR: "MY SESSHY-CHAN!" [screams head off]
BGK: [Screams head off then runs away with Sesshoumaru]
Hiei: "What was that about?"
Spooky-Maho: "I have no clue!"
Hiei: "She's your friend, you should know!"
Spooky-Maho: "You know what Hiei?"
Hiei: "What?"
Spooky-Maho: "You never finished my interview."
Hiei: "I did too!"
Spooky-Maho: "I need to ask more questions."
Hiei: "Screw it! I'm calling the cops! Kurama?"
Kurama: "Yes?"
Hiei: "What's the number for 911, again?"
Blah, Blah, Blah. Click on the little button and read "Tail of the Kurama Thief" the next chapter.