Tail of the Kurama Thief
By Spooky-Maho
Copyright Date November 2, 2003
Ok, Ok. I can't interview Hiei over some little "restraining order" thing but I did happen to run into Kurama! My lucky day. SO now I ask him questions about Hiei. Enjoy!
Kurama: "I agreed to take an interview but are these ropes necessary?"
Spooky-Maho: n_n "Ropes?" [Tilts head] "What ropes? Those are ribbons."
Kurama: "Then why am I tied up in ribbon?"
Spooky-Maho: n___n "Wouldn't you like to know."
Kurama: "Yes I would."
Spooky-Maho: n_____n "Wouldn't you like to know."
Kurama: "Yes I would."
Spooky-Maho: "SHUT UP! If your precious Hiei wont come to your rescue during this interview, trust me he will come to the rescue when BGK gets you for a birthday present."
Kurama: "Your not serious?"
Spooky-Maho: [Cheshercat smile]
Kurama: "Dear Inari, help."
Spooky-Maho: "Don't worry! Don't worry! You won't be alone in her closet, she already has Sesshoumaru."
Kurama: "What? You mean you did this before?"
Spooky-Maho: "Don't worry! Every Tuesday we go cow tipping so you and Sesshoumaru get to mores code tap to Koga in RinRin's room, upstairs."
* RinRin, a playful dog demon looking for the perfect mate. Loves to wear jeans and T-shirt, Long strolls under the moon, and sitting by a burning dead caress holding hands. (A/N: Oh wait, the last one was mine.) RinRin also likes male, big tail with gorgeous eyes, and long, long, long silver hair men named Sesshoumaru from the fudeal era. Warning: Will do whatever it takes to get her Sesshy-chan. *
Kurama: "Oh dear!"
Spooky-Maho: "Hey, I don't know maybe BGK won't want you, after all she has Shigure following her around everywhere. Oh, she adores him, good and loyal, demons best friend. (Shigure: Guy from Fruits Basket)
Kurama: "That's a relief."
Spooky-Maho: "Even if she doesn't want you, RinRin will take you."
Kurama: "Why don't you just let me go?"
Spooky-Maho: "Now why would I do that?"
Kurama: "Maybe because kidnapping is against the law."
Spooky-Maho: "NO! It's kitsune napping."
Kurama: "But that's the same thing!"
Spooky-Maho: "Not in my dictionary. [Pulls out dictionry and adds Kitsune napping in dictionary. Kite-Kitten * Kitsune Napping (v) Legal in all worlds and not the same as Kid Napping * Holds in front of Kurama so he can see.]
Kurama: "You need to get that passed by Congress first!"
Spooky-Maho: "Forget Congress! I happen to be very good friends with Judge Judy, so there. [Sticks tongue out]
Kurama: "This isn't fair!"
Spooky-Maho: "Life's not fair! So on with the interview! OK, first question, do kitsunes like dog food?"
Kurama: ". . . . . "
Spooky-Maho: "Giving me the silent treatment are you!"
Kurama: [Sweat drops]
Spooky-Maho: "Well I don't think BGK will mind if I cut off your left arm. Now, you'd look more like Sesshoumaru that way! [Holds up chainsaw]
Kurama: "No! I don't like dog food Sam I Am!
Spooky-Maho: "That's Ms. Sam I Am too you."
Kurama: "Ok! OK! Ms. Sam I Am!
Spooky-Maho: "That's better. Now answer the question!"
Kurama: "I already did, I don't like dog food."
Spooky-Maho: "Coward . . . . . . Not even Kibbles?"
Kurama: "Kibbles and Bits is a dog food? I thought that it was Hiei food."
Spooky-Maho: "Wow! Hiei loves Kibbles and Bits too?" [Holds up Shopping List]
Kurama: "What are you doing?"
Spooky-Maho: "If you must know, . . . "
Kurama: "No, that's OK! I don't need to know!
Spooky-Maho: "Too late, now you already asked, I'm writing down my shopping list, next, to get Hiei Bait!"
Kurama: {My, and Hiei had to put up with this for Three days in a row.}
Spooky-Maho: "What are you thinking?"
Kurama: "Nothing, nothing!"
Spooky-Maho: [leans forward] "Answer it!"
Kurama: "Well, . . . " [laughs] " . . . Who's Shigure?"
Spooky-Maho: " Don't you watch Anima?"
Kurama: "Anima? I've seen Bevas and Butthead before, does that count?"
Spooky-Maho: "I've seen that before too! I love that movie, yes it counts! Anyway . . . . .
Kurama: "Ahhhh! WHAT?"
Spooky-Maho: [Slight Glare] "Which do you prefer green Hiei with all the eyes or normal Hiei?"
Kurama: {Might as well answer, 'cause if I don't she'll scold me.} "Regular Hiei."
Spooky-Maho: "NO! Hiei's so much cuter in his true demon form!"
Kurama: "Whatever you say."
Spooky-Maho: "Yes, what ever I say! Next question, did you make Hiei wear that gay blue suit before the dark tournament?"
Kurama: "It's not gay. It's very feminine."
Spooky-Maho: "Ahhhh, okay, you just keep telling yourself that. Kittens or Puppies?"
Kurama: "Kittens, defiantly kittens."
Spooky-Maho: "NO! You're not Kuwabara! You can't pick Kittens!
[Kuwabara pops in]
Kuwabara: "Did someone say my name?" [BANG]
Spooky-Maho: "I knew that Kuwabara trap would work. Now if only Hiei trap works."
Kurama: "You have issues, you know that right?"
Spooky-Maho: "Yes, I have issues. I already know. But, you try living in a house full of Kitsunes and mine Inuyashas." [* Mini Inuyashas-(n) Dog demons. One of them you already know, who goes by the name RinRin, the other is Shed. Shed lives in the pantrie and hold out a can of soup in the morning.]
Kurama: "I'm sorry! I didn't know!"
Spooky-Maho: "NO! You never apologies to something you wish you had!"
Kurama: "Pardon?"
Spooky-Maho: "Admit it! You'd love to be swarmed by kitsunes and doggies!"
Kurama: "Maybe my Yoko side, but . . . OH MY GOD! WHAT AM I SAYING! NO! NO!"
Spooky-Maho: "Ha, Ha! So you admit it!"
Kurama: "NO! I don't - I mean, yeah NO!"
Spooky-Maho: "You worry to much!"
Kurama: "You mean your not going to tell anyone what I said?"
Spooky-Maho: "No, of course not, besides who would I tell? (Except all of Fanfiction.net)."
Kurama: "Yes, I would like to see a younger me run around happy."
Spooky-Maho: "Insest! Insest! - Wait, liking yourself isn't insest, it's a big ego."
Kurama: "Wait! No! That's not what I meant."
Spooky-Maho: "Pervert, pervert!"
Kurama: "I'm not a pervert! Stop saying that!"
Spooky-Maho: "Kurama's a pervert!"
Kurama: "I am not! Stop putting words into my mouth!
Spooky-Maho: [Pulls out a piece of paper and begins to write]
Kurama: "Now what are you doing?"
Spooky-Maho: "My article for the newspaper. [Reads * Lonely, perverted, feminine Kitsune looking for younger energetic kitsune /or dog demon. * ]
Kurama: [Anime tears] "Why are you doing this to me?"
Spooky-Maho: "Are you gay?"
Kurama: "Yeah, I'm gay and I sleep with Hiei everyday just to get my satisfaction."
Spooky-Maho: "I thought it was just a rumor, so . .. . . You really are gay . . . . . that's . . . . Ah . . . . . cool."
Kurama: "No I am not!"
Spooky-Maho: "But you just said that you were."
Kurama: "I was being sarcastic."
Spooky-Maho: "Now your confusing me. Hey your either gay or straight, which is it?"
Kurama: "Straight, defiantly straight!
Spooky-Maho: "Ok then. When you huge a [cough] male friend, do you rub or pat?"
Kurama: "I rub Hiei, but pat Yusuka and Kuwabara and . . . . Wait a second, what does this have to do with anything?"
Spooky-Maho: "Hm . . . hm, I see." [Scribes on notebook like a shrink]
Kurama: "I'm not gay!"
Spooky-Maho: "I didn't say you were."[Cough] "Better not get any ideas about my Akito."[Cough, cough]
Kurama: "Excuse me?"
Spooky-Maho: "What? I didn't say anything."
Kurama: "Whatever!"
Spooky-Maho: "Don't get smart with me."
Kurama: " . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "
Spooky-Maho: "Ok, it seems Hi-ei won't be joining us, so I have to resort to my last resort."
Kurama: "What's that?"
Spooky-Maho: n____n
Kurama: "Oh, no!"
Spooky-Maho: [Runs around pouring sweet snow into a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, Godzilla big bowl!] [Grabs mega phone] "Here Hiei! Hiei! Hiei! Hiei! Hiei! Hiei!"
Kurama: "What's that sound?"
[Giant footsteps that sound like a herd of elephants get closer]
Spooky-Maho: "Oh! I love this song!" * Well are monkeys have monkeys we travel down death roads in jagyer limosens, we're fantastic mother fuc- * "Oh, Hello Hiei!" (Marilyn Mansons song from the Golden age of Grotesc. Buy the album now!)
Hiei: "What the hell! I thought I got a restraining or something for you?
Spooky-Maho: "I'm a walking advertisement. Huh? Did you say something? [Pulls off head phones]
Hiei: "Grr!" [Pushes button thing around his neck]
Big mean, old policemen, drags me away. But not before I push own button that sends Kurama flying to BGK's room.
Kurama: "Hiei, HELP!"
Hiei: [Looks at Kurama being pulled away, then at sweet snow.] {Kurama or Sweet Snow . . . . . . . . . . . . Fuck you Kurama} [Jumps into big bowl of sweet snow.]
Mean while, in BakaGothicKitsune's room.
Kurama: "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" [Falls out of no where into BGK's room.]
BGK: "EEEEEPPPPP! My very own Kurama!
Kurama: [Looks around the room at tone of "how can I say this" Kurama pictures that are mixed with shirtless Sesshoumaru and shirtless Kurama. Acton figures, the works of Kurama and Sesshoumaru the works, along with other Sesshoumaru and Kurama stuff.]
Shigure: "Oh look! BGK's got a new High school friend. &High School friend, High School Friend--&"
BGK: [Hugs Kurama] [Reads the tag: To BGK my bestest friend . . . . . Now can I have Sesshoumaru?] [Rips tag off] "I didn't see that." [Places Kurama in closet] "Now you stay here while I get you some Kitten N Kabufale." [Closes door] (A/N: Just so you know, I wrote this when I like Sesshoumaru, but now I'm in love with Akito.)
Kurama: [Struggles to get loose]
Sesshoumaru: "Don't bother, your not going to have to worry about that stupid ribbon, trust me. She may be cute, but no so innocent.
Kurama: [Sweat drops.]
Sesshoumaru: "Relax! Every Tuesday they go cow tipping and we get to talk to Kouga upstairs using mores code. I'm beginning to like that guy."
Meanwhile: Hiei still roles around in sweat snow.
To Be Continued . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
A/N: My next chapter will be downdated for a while on a count I LOST IT . . . I bet Akito stole it.
By Spooky-Maho
Copyright Date November 2, 2003
Ok, Ok. I can't interview Hiei over some little "restraining order" thing but I did happen to run into Kurama! My lucky day. SO now I ask him questions about Hiei. Enjoy!
Kurama: "I agreed to take an interview but are these ropes necessary?"
Spooky-Maho: n_n "Ropes?" [Tilts head] "What ropes? Those are ribbons."
Kurama: "Then why am I tied up in ribbon?"
Spooky-Maho: n___n "Wouldn't you like to know."
Kurama: "Yes I would."
Spooky-Maho: n_____n "Wouldn't you like to know."
Kurama: "Yes I would."
Spooky-Maho: "SHUT UP! If your precious Hiei wont come to your rescue during this interview, trust me he will come to the rescue when BGK gets you for a birthday present."
Kurama: "Your not serious?"
Spooky-Maho: [Cheshercat smile]
Kurama: "Dear Inari, help."
Spooky-Maho: "Don't worry! Don't worry! You won't be alone in her closet, she already has Sesshoumaru."
Kurama: "What? You mean you did this before?"
Spooky-Maho: "Don't worry! Every Tuesday we go cow tipping so you and Sesshoumaru get to mores code tap to Koga in RinRin's room, upstairs."
* RinRin, a playful dog demon looking for the perfect mate. Loves to wear jeans and T-shirt, Long strolls under the moon, and sitting by a burning dead caress holding hands. (A/N: Oh wait, the last one was mine.) RinRin also likes male, big tail with gorgeous eyes, and long, long, long silver hair men named Sesshoumaru from the fudeal era. Warning: Will do whatever it takes to get her Sesshy-chan. *
Kurama: "Oh dear!"
Spooky-Maho: "Hey, I don't know maybe BGK won't want you, after all she has Shigure following her around everywhere. Oh, she adores him, good and loyal, demons best friend. (Shigure: Guy from Fruits Basket)
Kurama: "That's a relief."
Spooky-Maho: "Even if she doesn't want you, RinRin will take you."
Kurama: "Why don't you just let me go?"
Spooky-Maho: "Now why would I do that?"
Kurama: "Maybe because kidnapping is against the law."
Spooky-Maho: "NO! It's kitsune napping."
Kurama: "But that's the same thing!"
Spooky-Maho: "Not in my dictionary. [Pulls out dictionry and adds Kitsune napping in dictionary. Kite-Kitten * Kitsune Napping (v) Legal in all worlds and not the same as Kid Napping * Holds in front of Kurama so he can see.]
Kurama: "You need to get that passed by Congress first!"
Spooky-Maho: "Forget Congress! I happen to be very good friends with Judge Judy, so there. [Sticks tongue out]
Kurama: "This isn't fair!"
Spooky-Maho: "Life's not fair! So on with the interview! OK, first question, do kitsunes like dog food?"
Kurama: ". . . . . "
Spooky-Maho: "Giving me the silent treatment are you!"
Kurama: [Sweat drops]
Spooky-Maho: "Well I don't think BGK will mind if I cut off your left arm. Now, you'd look more like Sesshoumaru that way! [Holds up chainsaw]
Kurama: "No! I don't like dog food Sam I Am!
Spooky-Maho: "That's Ms. Sam I Am too you."
Kurama: "Ok! OK! Ms. Sam I Am!
Spooky-Maho: "That's better. Now answer the question!"
Kurama: "I already did, I don't like dog food."
Spooky-Maho: "Coward . . . . . . Not even Kibbles?"
Kurama: "Kibbles and Bits is a dog food? I thought that it was Hiei food."
Spooky-Maho: "Wow! Hiei loves Kibbles and Bits too?" [Holds up Shopping List]
Kurama: "What are you doing?"
Spooky-Maho: "If you must know, . . . "
Kurama: "No, that's OK! I don't need to know!
Spooky-Maho: "Too late, now you already asked, I'm writing down my shopping list, next, to get Hiei Bait!"
Kurama: {My, and Hiei had to put up with this for Three days in a row.}
Spooky-Maho: "What are you thinking?"
Kurama: "Nothing, nothing!"
Spooky-Maho: [leans forward] "Answer it!"
Kurama: "Well, . . . " [laughs] " . . . Who's Shigure?"
Spooky-Maho: " Don't you watch Anima?"
Kurama: "Anima? I've seen Bevas and Butthead before, does that count?"
Spooky-Maho: "I've seen that before too! I love that movie, yes it counts! Anyway . . . . .
Kurama: "Ahhhh! WHAT?"
Spooky-Maho: [Slight Glare] "Which do you prefer green Hiei with all the eyes or normal Hiei?"
Kurama: {Might as well answer, 'cause if I don't she'll scold me.} "Regular Hiei."
Spooky-Maho: "NO! Hiei's so much cuter in his true demon form!"
Kurama: "Whatever you say."
Spooky-Maho: "Yes, what ever I say! Next question, did you make Hiei wear that gay blue suit before the dark tournament?"
Kurama: "It's not gay. It's very feminine."
Spooky-Maho: "Ahhhh, okay, you just keep telling yourself that. Kittens or Puppies?"
Kurama: "Kittens, defiantly kittens."
Spooky-Maho: "NO! You're not Kuwabara! You can't pick Kittens!
[Kuwabara pops in]
Kuwabara: "Did someone say my name?" [BANG]
Spooky-Maho: "I knew that Kuwabara trap would work. Now if only Hiei trap works."
Kurama: "You have issues, you know that right?"
Spooky-Maho: "Yes, I have issues. I already know. But, you try living in a house full of Kitsunes and mine Inuyashas." [* Mini Inuyashas-(n) Dog demons. One of them you already know, who goes by the name RinRin, the other is Shed. Shed lives in the pantrie and hold out a can of soup in the morning.]
Kurama: "I'm sorry! I didn't know!"
Spooky-Maho: "NO! You never apologies to something you wish you had!"
Kurama: "Pardon?"
Spooky-Maho: "Admit it! You'd love to be swarmed by kitsunes and doggies!"
Kurama: "Maybe my Yoko side, but . . . OH MY GOD! WHAT AM I SAYING! NO! NO!"
Spooky-Maho: "Ha, Ha! So you admit it!"
Kurama: "NO! I don't - I mean, yeah NO!"
Spooky-Maho: "You worry to much!"
Kurama: "You mean your not going to tell anyone what I said?"
Spooky-Maho: "No, of course not, besides who would I tell? (Except all of Fanfiction.net)."
Kurama: "Yes, I would like to see a younger me run around happy."
Spooky-Maho: "Insest! Insest! - Wait, liking yourself isn't insest, it's a big ego."
Kurama: "Wait! No! That's not what I meant."
Spooky-Maho: "Pervert, pervert!"
Kurama: "I'm not a pervert! Stop saying that!"
Spooky-Maho: "Kurama's a pervert!"
Kurama: "I am not! Stop putting words into my mouth!
Spooky-Maho: [Pulls out a piece of paper and begins to write]
Kurama: "Now what are you doing?"
Spooky-Maho: "My article for the newspaper. [Reads * Lonely, perverted, feminine Kitsune looking for younger energetic kitsune /or dog demon. * ]
Kurama: [Anime tears] "Why are you doing this to me?"
Spooky-Maho: "Are you gay?"
Kurama: "Yeah, I'm gay and I sleep with Hiei everyday just to get my satisfaction."
Spooky-Maho: "I thought it was just a rumor, so . .. . . You really are gay . . . . . that's . . . . Ah . . . . . cool."
Kurama: "No I am not!"
Spooky-Maho: "But you just said that you were."
Kurama: "I was being sarcastic."
Spooky-Maho: "Now your confusing me. Hey your either gay or straight, which is it?"
Kurama: "Straight, defiantly straight!
Spooky-Maho: "Ok then. When you huge a [cough] male friend, do you rub or pat?"
Kurama: "I rub Hiei, but pat Yusuka and Kuwabara and . . . . Wait a second, what does this have to do with anything?"
Spooky-Maho: "Hm . . . hm, I see." [Scribes on notebook like a shrink]
Kurama: "I'm not gay!"
Spooky-Maho: "I didn't say you were."[Cough] "Better not get any ideas about my Akito."[Cough, cough]
Kurama: "Excuse me?"
Spooky-Maho: "What? I didn't say anything."
Kurama: "Whatever!"
Spooky-Maho: "Don't get smart with me."
Kurama: " . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "
Spooky-Maho: "Ok, it seems Hi-ei won't be joining us, so I have to resort to my last resort."
Kurama: "What's that?"
Spooky-Maho: n____n
Kurama: "Oh, no!"
Spooky-Maho: [Runs around pouring sweet snow into a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, Godzilla big bowl!] [Grabs mega phone] "Here Hiei! Hiei! Hiei! Hiei! Hiei! Hiei!"
Kurama: "What's that sound?"
[Giant footsteps that sound like a herd of elephants get closer]
Spooky-Maho: "Oh! I love this song!" * Well are monkeys have monkeys we travel down death roads in jagyer limosens, we're fantastic mother fuc- * "Oh, Hello Hiei!" (Marilyn Mansons song from the Golden age of Grotesc. Buy the album now!)
Hiei: "What the hell! I thought I got a restraining or something for you?
Spooky-Maho: "I'm a walking advertisement. Huh? Did you say something? [Pulls off head phones]
Hiei: "Grr!" [Pushes button thing around his neck]
Big mean, old policemen, drags me away. But not before I push own button that sends Kurama flying to BGK's room.
Kurama: "Hiei, HELP!"
Hiei: [Looks at Kurama being pulled away, then at sweet snow.] {Kurama or Sweet Snow . . . . . . . . . . . . Fuck you Kurama} [Jumps into big bowl of sweet snow.]
Mean while, in BakaGothicKitsune's room.
Kurama: "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" [Falls out of no where into BGK's room.]
BGK: "EEEEEPPPPP! My very own Kurama!
Kurama: [Looks around the room at tone of "how can I say this" Kurama pictures that are mixed with shirtless Sesshoumaru and shirtless Kurama. Acton figures, the works of Kurama and Sesshoumaru the works, along with other Sesshoumaru and Kurama stuff.]
Shigure: "Oh look! BGK's got a new High school friend. &High School friend, High School Friend--&"
BGK: [Hugs Kurama] [Reads the tag: To BGK my bestest friend . . . . . Now can I have Sesshoumaru?] [Rips tag off] "I didn't see that." [Places Kurama in closet] "Now you stay here while I get you some Kitten N Kabufale." [Closes door] (A/N: Just so you know, I wrote this when I like Sesshoumaru, but now I'm in love with Akito.)
Kurama: [Struggles to get loose]
Sesshoumaru: "Don't bother, your not going to have to worry about that stupid ribbon, trust me. She may be cute, but no so innocent.
Kurama: [Sweat drops.]
Sesshoumaru: "Relax! Every Tuesday they go cow tipping and we get to talk to Kouga upstairs using mores code. I'm beginning to like that guy."
Meanwhile: Hiei still roles around in sweat snow.
To Be Continued . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
A/N: My next chapter will be downdated for a while on a count I LOST IT . . . I bet Akito stole it.