Colonel Roy Campbell: I hope you enjoyed that last episode of Deathmatch.
However, the good people over at ChickenFox Productions Inc. have asked me
to say a few words on their behalf because of my unique oratory skills.
Firstly, I would like to point out that this is not the end of Deathmatch. Not by a long shot. However, I would like to inform you of something. You are a filthy, rotten thief. That's right. A crook. A common criminal. Scum. Do you know why? Because you haven't written a review. Every word you read from ChickenFox Productions is stolen unless you pay me back with a review.
Now, don't think I'm begging for reviews like some people around here (cough Shade splutter). Oh no. I'm ordering you to write a review. Let me share with you some statistics:
Number Of Reviews That Chicken Fox Has Received Ever: 11 Number Of Reviews That Chicken Fox Has Sent: 14
And everyone knows that Chicken Fox is a selfish bastard who only writes a review when a gun is pointed at his head. Yet he's sent more reviews than he's received! What a load of worthless pricks you all are. Imagine the number of guns that have gone unfired for your benefit. Hideo Kojima must be rolling around in his grave.
If you're sitting there on your fat arse thinking to yourself "Heh heh, he's got no beef with me. I wrote a review! I wrote two!" then you are a naive fool. Go and write another one now! And another! Or I'll have to hunt you for sport through the woods at night. Don't take it personally.
And do you know what the biggest tragedy of all is? "Solid Snake: The Final Years", the masterpiece of literature starring me, Colonel Roy Campbell, only got one review. One sodding review.
Thank you for your time. No doubt you are ready and rearing to begin frantically scribing your lovely reviews before the next full moon, so I shall like you and leave you.
Campbell out.
Firstly, I would like to point out that this is not the end of Deathmatch. Not by a long shot. However, I would like to inform you of something. You are a filthy, rotten thief. That's right. A crook. A common criminal. Scum. Do you know why? Because you haven't written a review. Every word you read from ChickenFox Productions is stolen unless you pay me back with a review.
Now, don't think I'm begging for reviews like some people around here (cough Shade splutter). Oh no. I'm ordering you to write a review. Let me share with you some statistics:
Number Of Reviews That Chicken Fox Has Received Ever: 11 Number Of Reviews That Chicken Fox Has Sent: 14
And everyone knows that Chicken Fox is a selfish bastard who only writes a review when a gun is pointed at his head. Yet he's sent more reviews than he's received! What a load of worthless pricks you all are. Imagine the number of guns that have gone unfired for your benefit. Hideo Kojima must be rolling around in his grave.
If you're sitting there on your fat arse thinking to yourself "Heh heh, he's got no beef with me. I wrote a review! I wrote two!" then you are a naive fool. Go and write another one now! And another! Or I'll have to hunt you for sport through the woods at night. Don't take it personally.
And do you know what the biggest tragedy of all is? "Solid Snake: The Final Years", the masterpiece of literature starring me, Colonel Roy Campbell, only got one review. One sodding review.
Thank you for your time. No doubt you are ready and rearing to begin frantically scribing your lovely reviews before the next full moon, so I shall like you and leave you.
Campbell out.