Disclaimer: say hello to DOLLY!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, I just watched Dick
Tracey…hehehe… very funny yellow coat…
A/N: My goal is 200 reviews…don't rush it though!
Time: Bobby Pin
"Okay! That's it! You think you're unmovable?! Try this! THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! BADABUMBUMBUM! YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS! AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE…!" Holly screamed in the most annoying and off-pitch tone she could muster up. The orcs above her didn't move except to cringe once or twice when she hit a high note. In truth, Holly was a great vocalist. She just…didn't express it. Mornie began howling along with her and the orc guards roared.
"This is unbearable! Let us move! She won't escape the chains!" one said to the other. They rushed out the door and it boomed behind them. Now, Holly was going to get to work. Hopefully her best buddy in the whole wide worl—Yes! Her bobby pin was still attached to her sleeve!
"Okay…who's the master?! I'm the King of the Hill, baby!" she yelled happily. She coughed…her voice was way too raspy. She wouldn't talk much for days.
Mornie wagged his tail and licked Holly on the face. She laughed and got her bobby pin with her teeth. The chains were long, so she easily unhooked her wrists. It was the neck chain that got her. She strained, but finally, after much cursing, she popped the lock open. Her ankles were easy to free as well. She jumped up.
"Hair piece of diabolical goodness! I salute you!" she yelled, putting her hand to her head. Holly fell over. Almost no food or water would do that to anyone.
"Okay…so maybe I'm not in the best of health right now, but I don't give a shit!" she yelled at Mornie who snorted. Suddenly…yells. Rumbling.
"Fuck!"
The walls were vibrating…stone fell from the ceiling…what was happening?
'Aw man! I completely forgot! The Storming of Isenguard!" she scolded herself. Mornie back up behind her and yelped when the wall to their left broke open. Stone showered them as a long, strong tentacle wrapped around them.
A/N: Don't ya' love when I keep ya' hangin'?!
A/N: My goal is 200 reviews…don't rush it though!
Time: Bobby Pin
"Okay! That's it! You think you're unmovable?! Try this! THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! BADABUMBUMBUM! YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS! AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE…!" Holly screamed in the most annoying and off-pitch tone she could muster up. The orcs above her didn't move except to cringe once or twice when she hit a high note. In truth, Holly was a great vocalist. She just…didn't express it. Mornie began howling along with her and the orc guards roared.
"This is unbearable! Let us move! She won't escape the chains!" one said to the other. They rushed out the door and it boomed behind them. Now, Holly was going to get to work. Hopefully her best buddy in the whole wide worl—Yes! Her bobby pin was still attached to her sleeve!
"Okay…who's the master?! I'm the King of the Hill, baby!" she yelled happily. She coughed…her voice was way too raspy. She wouldn't talk much for days.
Mornie wagged his tail and licked Holly on the face. She laughed and got her bobby pin with her teeth. The chains were long, so she easily unhooked her wrists. It was the neck chain that got her. She strained, but finally, after much cursing, she popped the lock open. Her ankles were easy to free as well. She jumped up.
"Hair piece of diabolical goodness! I salute you!" she yelled, putting her hand to her head. Holly fell over. Almost no food or water would do that to anyone.
"Okay…so maybe I'm not in the best of health right now, but I don't give a shit!" she yelled at Mornie who snorted. Suddenly…yells. Rumbling.
"Fuck!"
The walls were vibrating…stone fell from the ceiling…what was happening?
'Aw man! I completely forgot! The Storming of Isenguard!" she scolded herself. Mornie back up behind her and yelped when the wall to their left broke open. Stone showered them as a long, strong tentacle wrapped around them.
A/N: Don't ya' love when I keep ya' hangin'?!