AN: Well, I'm personally amazed at how well I'm keeping up with this. It usually takes me a long time to update Chapters on my fics but this one is just so fun to write! Thanks to everyone who reviewed!

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Well, after explaining what was going on to Scotty, Chekov, Archer, and Trip our gang of misfits sat around Gwen's room. Anna and Gwen were still attached to Spock with McCoy occasionally teasing Spock. Bunny was attached to Chekov and Lillian was ignoring Archer who was trying to get his beagle back. Trip and Scotty were discussing engines, while standing by Gwen's computer. Kirk was pouting a bit, he wasn't used to not being surrounded by women while everyone else got attention.

Anna, who had left off arguing with Gwen in the interest of more important things such as staring lovingly at Spock, cocked her head and regarded the adored Vulcan thoughtfully for a minute before saying, "Y'know, you have lovely ears. I've always liked your ears. They're exquisite ears." She turns to Gwen. "Don't you wish you had ears like that?"

"Yup. And I'd have them, too, if I knew where to get them. In a New York minute."

"New York!" Anna squealed, clapping her hands. "That reminds me!" Momentarily abandoning Spock she lauched herself at Kirk, hugging him around the waist with such force that the captain was knocked back a few feet.

"Koik!" Anna cried. She let go of Kirk and excitedly turned to Bones, who immediately started looking in what he hoped was a discreet manner for any discernible exits. "Sawbones!" Anna cried next. She turned her gaze to Spock. "Spocko!" She turned back to Kirk, gaziing at him with shining eyes.

"Oh my gosh, you were totally a genius in that episode! And I loved your accent! And how you came up with Fizzbin! And your accent! And how you looked in the gangster clothes! And your accent!" She adopted a flawless Brooklynese. "Ya know what I'm sayin'? Man's a total genius over here!"

Kirk brightened, and favored her with the dazzling smile of someone who a) thinks he can charm someone else by that very act and b) just knows he has "male lead" stamped on his DNA.

"Well, thank you," Kirk said with another sly grin, thoroughly pleased that at last someone had noticed him. His joy was short lived as Anna once again turned back to Spock and skipped over to him, smiling, to turn her shining eyes to his face.

"And you looked SOOOO good as a gangster!" she gushed unashamedly. "Maybe even better than Kirk, may he forgive me for saying that. Still love me?" She turned to Kirk and presented him with a dazzling smile of her own before returning to Spock. "I especially loved the hat, even though it covered up your lovely ears."

"Well, what do you know, Spock," Bones said, smiling for the first time that day, "Someone's finally mistaken you for an angel. Didn't know you had it in you; I'd have mistaken you for the devil, you pointy-eared hobgoblin!" Bones immediately found out that that was the wrong thing to say when in Anna's presence. Her eyes narrowed dangerously and she slowly and deliberately turned to face him.

Perfectly spacing every syllable, she calmly but with an undertone of threat asked, "What–did–you–say–again?" Everyone except Spock and Bones wisely decided that now would be a good time to duck. Bones, being a relatively smart man (you don't get to be the Chief Medical Officer if you can't tell a phaser from a warp drive, after all) realized that he had made a mistake and smiling in what he hoped was a winning way, immediately tried to backtrack.

"I said, uh, you were absolutely right in thinking that Spock was an angel." Both his smile and his voice died away, however, when Anna took a few steps towards him, a smile on her face that should have been reassuring but was hampered by the fact that if her eyes were phasers McCoy would be a crispy critter at this point.

In that same calm but threatening voice, she said, "Spock's ears are a masterpiece. They are exquisite and unique and aesthetically pleasing, two of his best features, in fact, and if you ever say even a single negative word about them–not only a word, if you even hint at insulting them again–I will beat you to death with a Tricorder. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have a good day." She gave him a condescendingly cheery smile before once again turning all her attention to Spock.

Bones looked rather frightened.

"GO ANNA!" Gwen said giving her a high five, "Spock's ears are COOL!" The other girls could be heard agreeing.

Kirk was still beaming from the attention he had received. Suddenly Tavia jumped into the room through the window that was still open.

"I'm here! The party can begin!" Tavia looked looked around, "Hm…I guess the party started without me…"

"LOOK! LOOK! It's SPOCK!" Gwen said enthusiastically.

"How do you do?" Tavia said.

"How do I do what?" Spock asked.

"No, I mean, how do you feel." Tavia reiterated.

"My answer to that is twofold. Firstly, I feel, as I am sure you do as well, with my hands. Secondly, I do not feel at all. I am a Vulcan and a scientist and emotions are alien to me." Spock replied.

"No, I mean how are you?" Tavia said, becoming slightly irritated.

"I am well, thank you. You might have logically asked that in the beginnng and so avoided the confusion." Spock said.

Tavia blinked, "Oookay then!" She turned around and full realization suck in, "Wait! If Star Trek is real then that means I have a grip on reality! WOOHOO!"

"I had a grip on reality but my handle broke." Gwen said trying to look wise. Nobody fell for it. Spock was about to make a comment when mischevious laughter could be heard. Then who should appear but none other then….

"Q" The Trekkies in the room all exclaimed together.

"Who?" Various enterprise crewmembers asked.

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AN: Well, it's a little longer then last time and hopefully more coherent. I was going to make it longer but I wanted to leave it at a cliffhanger….well…an almost cliffhanger.

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