A/N: Basically a humorous review of the events
in the Juri, Shiori, Ruka episodes; told in the POV of Shiori.
In the spirit of "Freaky Fred"
///Hello, Dear Friend!\\\
Hello, dear friend! my name's Shiori
I'm about to tell you a little story
It is the story of my life at Ohtori
And how I've been *naughty*
The story I'm about to tell
I tell you, I will tell it well
It's about a love complex too hard to compel
And how I've been very *naughty*
Oh! When I was in Jr. High
I met a girl; talented, yet shy
This girl, named Juri, caught my eye
And I was very *naughty*
We became the closest of friends
It seemed our friendship would never end
A boy came between us and soon then
I was very very *naughty*
I stole the boy and moved away
A thing I regret to this day
I came back to Ohtori, so to say
And there I was very *naughty*
I tried to apologixe to Juri
Who had become icy; her heart in fury
In my dorm, I found a pendant of Juri's
And that was when I was *naughty*
Inside the locket, to my surprise
A sight to horrifying for my eyes
The person she loved in disguise
Oh! How very *naughty*!
Horrible and wonderful it was
To know my friend's secret because
I was now mightier than she ever was!
Oh! How I was to be *naughty*!
With a counselor, I did talk
About the secret that made me gawk
And now sweet Juri, I would mock
So terrible! So *naughty*!
I tried to revolutionize the world
My plan of revenge was unfurled
Juri's scream; her sword; it made my blood curl
I was very *naughty*....
Ruka soon came in my way
I loved him and would have him, if I may
With Juri's heart, I did play
And this was very *naughty*
Ruka fought for revolution; I was his bride
Together! I could not have been more satisfied
But when he lost; oh! how I cried!
How could he be so *naughty*!
You see, after the duel, I was dumped
My breath, it stopped; my heart ceased to pump
The agony! My whole world slumped
Ruka! So very *naughty*!
And in my days of emotional pain
It was Juri who came to my aide
But I slammed the door when she came
And that was very *naughty*
Ruka and Juri had a fight
They agreed to duel that night
And though Juri tried with all her might
That Ruka! So very *naughty*
So Juri was condemmed to Ruka's demand
To fight for the Rose Bride's hand
When Utena's sword did land
On the locket! That was so... *naughty*
From that point, Juri's vigor seemed to die
And for a moment, she looked like she was to cry
She gave up and left the arena with a sigh
Poor Juri; why was I so *naughty*?
Ruka finally gave up the ghost
But Juri did not brag or boast
That she now had captain's post
Oh! How I had been *naughty*!
She crossed my path at noon one day
I was almost to afraid to stay
Instead, I followed her on her way
And repented for being *naughty*
She smiled.
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A/N: Ok, so it got a bit dramatic at the end... oh well, now that you've read it; you can review it! Thanks! Have a nice day!
in the Juri, Shiori, Ruka episodes; told in the POV of Shiori.
In the spirit of "Freaky Fred"
///Hello, Dear Friend!\\\
Hello, dear friend! my name's Shiori
I'm about to tell you a little story
It is the story of my life at Ohtori
And how I've been *naughty*
The story I'm about to tell
I tell you, I will tell it well
It's about a love complex too hard to compel
And how I've been very *naughty*
Oh! When I was in Jr. High
I met a girl; talented, yet shy
This girl, named Juri, caught my eye
And I was very *naughty*
We became the closest of friends
It seemed our friendship would never end
A boy came between us and soon then
I was very very *naughty*
I stole the boy and moved away
A thing I regret to this day
I came back to Ohtori, so to say
And there I was very *naughty*
I tried to apologixe to Juri
Who had become icy; her heart in fury
In my dorm, I found a pendant of Juri's
And that was when I was *naughty*
Inside the locket, to my surprise
A sight to horrifying for my eyes
The person she loved in disguise
Oh! How very *naughty*!
Horrible and wonderful it was
To know my friend's secret because
I was now mightier than she ever was!
Oh! How I was to be *naughty*!
With a counselor, I did talk
About the secret that made me gawk
And now sweet Juri, I would mock
So terrible! So *naughty*!
I tried to revolutionize the world
My plan of revenge was unfurled
Juri's scream; her sword; it made my blood curl
I was very *naughty*....
Ruka soon came in my way
I loved him and would have him, if I may
With Juri's heart, I did play
And this was very *naughty*
Ruka fought for revolution; I was his bride
Together! I could not have been more satisfied
But when he lost; oh! how I cried!
How could he be so *naughty*!
You see, after the duel, I was dumped
My breath, it stopped; my heart ceased to pump
The agony! My whole world slumped
Ruka! So very *naughty*!
And in my days of emotional pain
It was Juri who came to my aide
But I slammed the door when she came
And that was very *naughty*
Ruka and Juri had a fight
They agreed to duel that night
And though Juri tried with all her might
That Ruka! So very *naughty*
So Juri was condemmed to Ruka's demand
To fight for the Rose Bride's hand
When Utena's sword did land
On the locket! That was so... *naughty*
From that point, Juri's vigor seemed to die
And for a moment, she looked like she was to cry
She gave up and left the arena with a sigh
Poor Juri; why was I so *naughty*?
Ruka finally gave up the ghost
But Juri did not brag or boast
That she now had captain's post
Oh! How I had been *naughty*!
She crossed my path at noon one day
I was almost to afraid to stay
Instead, I followed her on her way
And repented for being *naughty*
She smiled.
~~~~
A/N: Ok, so it got a bit dramatic at the end... oh well, now that you've read it; you can review it! Thanks! Have a nice day!