Trouble in Paradise

By: InuLover

Author notes: I am thinking up a NON AU Inuyasha fan fiction but it is still in the works. Well ya, anyways. High School is the pits. Too much homework if you ask me. Then, in my last hour class I have nothing to do so I am a teacher's aid. I am the junior high math teacher's aid. JUNIOR HIGH KIDS NEED TO TAKE RIDLIN! They bounce off the walls and wont leave me alone! God I hate little kids, no offence to those of you who are in junior high but these peoples need to be drugged and put in a stray jacket. They are annoying!

Ittou- get over it! Whine whine whine!

InuLover- SHUT UP! You have no clue what its like!

Rei- I am staying outta this one O_O

Ittou- that's all you ever do is whine. "I have too much homework. Little kids are psycho. I hate school." Get over it

*InuLover pulls out rosary beads from her pocket and throws them over Ittous neck*

Ittou- What the hell?

InuLover- HEEL!

*Ittou falls to the ground eating dirt*

InuLover- Mwahahahahahha! On with the chapter!

Chapter 9: Another pregnancy!

After their shift was over, Sango and Kagome decided to walk home. It was a beautiful day outside and there was nothing better to do at 5:00. They walked side by side and talked about anything and everything. Sango noticed something was wrong.

'It feels like someone's following us.'

Sango looked over her shoulder, but saw no one.

'I must be imagining things.'

Sango continued to walk the streets of Tokyo with Kagome until they reached their house.

"That was some great exercise!"

"I agree! But where are Inuyasha and Miroku?"

"Dunno. Maybe their getting dinner."

"I hope so I am starving!"

Sango laughed and sat down on the couch to watch some good ol' TV.

Kagome sat down beside her and started flipping through the channels.

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Naraku waited until Inuyasha got off the elevator. Naraku got on and went down to the first floor.

Inuyasha walked outside and flipped out his cell phone to call Miroku. Naraku followed him outside and hid behind a big bush.

"Hey Miroku! Are you off work yet?.. Can you come pick me up?. Ok I'll be waiting."

Inuyasha hung up his phone and put in back into his pocket.

'Its now or never.'

Naraku made himself noticed and walked up to Inuyasha.

"What do you want?"

"To get you back of all those years in high school! You jerk! You made my life living hell!"

"What did I ever do to you in high school?"

_flash back_

Inuyasha was sitting in his desk next to Kagome (At that time they were dating). Mr. Shishou (InuLover- That means teacher in Japanese) called the class to attention. "Class, we have a new student here today and I want you to welcome him here. Please, take you seat next to Kikyou, Naraku."

Naraku had long, curly black hair and violet eyes. Kikyou sat right behind Inuyasha so Naraku made his way up towards Kagome and Inuyasha.

Inuyasha studied Naraku. 'Does he have eye shadow on?!'

"Hey Naraku!"

Naraku turned back and looked at Inuyasha. "Yeah?"

"I have a question. Are you gay?!"

"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?!"

"Your wearing eye shadow!" Inuyasha pointed at Naraku and the whole class started laughing except for Kagome who hit Inuyasha over the head with her notebook for being a jerk and a baka.

Naraku blushed and shouted loud enough for the whole state to hear, "ITS MY BIRTH MARK OK?!"

"Why the hell do you have 2 birth marks in the same spot girls put their make up on?!"

Naraku's face turned a deep red and he quickly ran to his seat.

"That's enough Inuyasha! Go to the office now!"

"Feh."

For the rest of Naraku's 10 grade year at his new high school students made fun of him. Kids called him "Fag boy." "Gaywad" "faggit" and other non appropriate names.

All because of Inuyasha. Naraku was scarred for life.

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"Oh I remember now! You still have those "Birth marks" don't you?" Inuyasha burst out laughing at the memory.

"CAN IT YOU ASS HOLE!"

"So what are you going to do about it? Get over it man it was just high school."

"I'm going to kill you."

"Well there's another person I can add to my list of people-that-wanna-kill- me. Listen. I don't have time for this."

'I also don't have enough strength for this'

"What are you scared of me?"

"Fuck no! Can we settle this some other day?"

"No I wanna fight you now!"

Just then Miroku pulled up in his car. He sensed something was wrong and shut off his vehicle. Miroku walked up to where Inuyasha and Naraku were standing.

"What's the problem here?"

"Stay out of this Miroku!"

"Whoa what's his problem?"

"He wants to get me back for all those times I called him gay in high school."

"Get over it! Geeze grow up!"

"Not till I get revenge!"

Naraku tried to punch Inuyasha but Miroku blocked his way.

"Get outta my way!"

"Nope. Sorry. Inuyasha is coming home with me. You'll have to do this some other day"

Inuyasha and Miroku started to walk to Mirokus car, leaving a surprised Naraku behind.

"Wha-What?! You just cant leave! I am going to fight you, you coward!"

"Sorry. I have better things to do!" Inuyasha yelled out of the window as Miroku drove off.

Naraku just stood there for a moment. 'I'll get him tomorrow.' He thought and walked off. (InuLover- weird? Yes I know Naraku is. Lil fag boy! Lol sorry for all you Naraku lovers out thereO_O)

Inuyasha turned down the radio so he could talk to Miroku, who was singing to the song "I am" By: Hitomi. (Miroku isn't a very good singer by the way).

"Lets grill out for dinner tonight!"

"Yeah! That sounds like a great idea!" ~!*

Miroku pulled into the grocery store. Inuyasha and Miroku walked silently to the store and grabbed a basket.

"Should we make steak or chicken?"

"Well, I dunno if Kagome still has that thing for chicken but just in case we better get steak."

"Your right."

Miroku grabbed some steak and some other food items to go along with it and headed up towards the check out line.

Once they paid for their food, Miroku and Inuyasha headed home.

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"Where are they at?! I AM STARVING!"

"Me too! I hope they get home soon. I am getting tired of watching TV"

10 minutes later, Miroku and Inuyasha opened the door and were greeted by their starving women.

"Please, please, PLEASE tell me you got us food!"

"Don't worry Kagome, we are grilling out steak and having a salad to go with it."

"YAY!!" Kagome started to get all excited and was jumping around like a maniac.

'Glad to see things are back to normal' Sango thought.

Miroku, being the expert cook that he was, put on his apron that read, "Kiss the cook" and began grilling out.

Sango walked outside to see how everything was doing, when she read Mirokus apron. Sango giggled at the tacky thing.

"Kiss the cook? You weird me out more and more every day Miroku. But I don't mind if I do kiss the cook." Sango said giggling.

Sango gave Miroku a peck on the lips and went back inside to start making the salad.

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"Inuyasha, I really wish you would quit fidgeting! Lay still!"

"I can't help it. That stuff your putting on my wounds hurts like hell!"

"Too bad! Now stay still or I will make it hurt worse!"

Inuyasha sighed and gave up.

"There that's better now. You can put your shirt back on now."

Inuyasha grabbed Kagome around the waist and pulled her close to him, taking in her scent.

"What if I don't want to put my shirt back on?" Inuyasha whispered in her ear. Kagome just giggled at him and said, "Not here. Wait till tonight."

(InuLover- hmm.. Wonder what they were talking about?! ~_^)

Inuyasha sighed and put his shirt back on. Kagome kissed him after he was done.

"That will do for now I guess." Kagome laughed again and nuzzled into Inuyasha's chest.

"We better go see how Miroku is doing with our food."

"Your right. Lets go."

Inuyasha gave Kagome a quick kiss on the cheek and lead the way to the kitchen. (they were in their bedroom)

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"FOODS SERVED!"

"Ok, ok geeze Miroku! Do you want the whole neighborhood to hear you?"

"O. gomen."

Miroku sat the steaks on the table and they all began to eat.

After dinner was over, the couples snuggled on the couch and watched movies till around 11:00.

*Yawn* "I think is time to go to bed. Don't you?"

"Hai. We got work tomorrow."

Everyone went to bed and rested up for a tough day at work tomorrow. Well, some rested ~_^. AHEM

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7:00AM~

Kagome sat up and stretched. 'Time to get Inuyasha up.'

Kagome looked over to Inuyashas side of the bed. Inuyasha was lying on his stomach and looked in pain. Kagome quickly shook Inuyasha gently to wake him up.

"Inuyasha? Wake up! Are you ok?"

Inuyasha woke up with a jolt and then felt pain in his back. He was sweating slightly and his heartbeat was faster than usual.

"Inuyasha are you ok?"

"Hai, I am fine. My back hurts though."

"I don't think you need to go to work today. I'll take the day off as well to make sure you are alright."

"No Kagome, you don't need to take a day off of work. I'm fine. I need to get ready for work though." Inuyasha tried to get up and out of bed but his back hurt so much that he fell back on to the bed.

"See Inuyasha, I told you! Now just stay in bed while I call your boss and Kikyou."

"Whatever you save, love." Kagome smiled and kissed Inuyasha. She made her way out the door and went to check up on Sango to tell her she's staying home today.

Kagome opened the door to find Miroku still asleep. Kagome laughed as she looked at her drooling friend. Kagome looked everywhere for Sango, but couldn't find her. So she decided to wake up Miroku and see if he knew where she was at.

Kagome walked over to Miroku and nudged him a little. "Miroku? Are you up?" Kagome whispered. "Lef Mi Alun. I wani slep"

"What did you say?"

"I said, leave me alone. I wanna sleep!"

"O sorry. I just wanted to know if you have seen Sango"

"No I haven't seen her."

"O. ok. Do you have work today?"

"Yeah but I don't have to go in to work till noon. I'm going back to sleep."

Kagome left Miroku and Sango's bedroom in search of Sango.

Kagome stopped in front of the bathroom when she heard sobs.

Kagome knocked slightly on the door before pushing it open.

"Sango? Are you in here?"

Kagome peered into the bathroom. She quickly ran to Sango's side when she saw her on the ground.

"What the matter Sango?" Kagome said hugging her best friend.

"I *sob* Think *sob* I'm PREGNANT!"

"O MY GOD!! Sango that's great news! Why are you crying about it! I can't wait to tell everyone!!" Kagome said excitedly hugging Sango tighter.

"I *sob* am just *sob* so happy! I gotta go tell Miroku!" Sango said wiping away her tears.

"Good luck waking him up." Kagome mumbled as Sango left the room. Then Kagome got up and ran to her bedroom to tell Inuyasha.

Kagome pushed open the door hard, causing Inuyasha to stir.

"GUESS what Inuyasha?!"

"What? It better be good, I was sleeping."

Kagome whacked Inuyasha on the head and sat down on her bed.

"SANGO IS PREGNANT!"

"Really? Tell her and Miroku I said congrats."

"Ok I will. O yeah, I forgot to call your boss and Kikyou. Hang on and let me do that. Then I will make you breakfast."

"Ok baby"

Kagome kissed Inuyasha before she left to go call everyone.

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Sango ran down the hall to her room. She opened the door and looked at Miroku who was still drooling in his sleep.

"Miroku?" Sango nudged Miroku a little bit.

"Miroku?!" Sango nudged him harder.

"MIROKU!" Sango yelled causing Miroku to fall out of bed.

"WHAT?!"

"I'm pregnant." Sango whispered.

"What did you say?"

"I said I'm pregnant" Sango whispered louder.

Mirokus jaw dropped. "Are you serious?!"

"Yeah." Sango smiled slightly.

"IM GONNA BE A DADDY!"

Miroku sat up quickly and sat Sango in his lap, covering her in kisses.

"Ok you can stop now Miroku. I have to go to work!"

"O sorry" Miroku said blushing.

"You don't need to go to work! Your pregnant!"

"Miroku, I just found out! I am supposed to go to work!"

"Nonsense. Atleast stay home with me and celebrate!"

"Ok whatever you say" Sango said kissing Miroku before she left to call Kikyou and tell her the good news.

Sango met Kagome in the living room, who was calling Sesshomaru.

"Hi, Sesshomaru? This is Kagome..Inuyasha hurt his back badly and wont make it into work today. Arigato for understanding Sesshomaru and thanks so much for the gift! Ja ne!"

Kagome hung up the phone and turned to Sango.

"How are you feeling?"

"I'm feeling fine. Miroku insists on me staying home so I caved in. Have you called Kikyou yet?"

"Nope. I was getting ready to call her and tell her that I'm not coming in today to stay with Inuyasha."

"O ok. I'll call her for you."

"Arigato"

Sango picked up the phone and dialed the restaurants number. "Hello? Kikyou? This is Sango. Kagome and me can't make it in today... Guess what?! I'm pregnant!. Arigato!. Ja ne!"

Sango hung up the phone and turned towards Kagome.

"Kikyou hired new waiters and waitresses. Guess who they are?"

"Who?"

"Yura and Kanna."

"O great, the slut and the silent one. Just what I need" Sango laughed.

"Cheer up. Atleast they get to do all the work today while we stay home and relax!" Kagome giggled and went to talk to Miroku.

Kagome entered Sango's bedroom.

"Congrats Miroku! Inuyasha congratulates you too but he can't get out of bed."

"Arigato Kagome" Miroku smiled.

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The whole entire day, Kagome, Sango, and Miroku goofed off while Inuyasha still couldn't get out of bed.

Kagome could hear Inuyasha moaning from the pain in his back and went to see if he needed anything.

"Inuyasha? You shouldn't be sitting up! Lay back down"

"No. I have been laying down all day. I'm fine."

"No you're not. Should I call a doctor?"

"I am fine. Just let me lay on the couch so I can be with you."

Kagome smiled and nodded. Inuyasha stood up and howled in pain.

"Maybe this isn't a good idea."

"I'm fine."

"Whatever"

Inuyasha leaned on Kagome for support as they shuffled into the living room.

"Whoa Inuyasha what happened to you?" Miroku said laughing.

"Shut up!" Inuyasha said throwing a pillow at Mirokus head before laying down on the couch.

Kagome made sure Inuyasha was ok before she sat on the floor.

"So Kagome, your time for your baby is drawing near. What are you going to name it?"

"Well since I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, I cant name it. You'll just have to find out. Have you scheduled a doctors appointment for Sango yet?"

"Shit! I knew I forgot something!"

"Chill out. We can go together Sango. That will make it easier. Miroku, why don't you call the doctor and make an appointment for Sango, me, and Inuyasha?"

"Ok."

"Wait! I don't wanna go to the doctors!"

Kagome looked at Inuyasha and said "Quit whining!"

"I'm not. I just don't wanna go!"

"Why?"

"Well how would I explain the deep gash on my back. 'I fell?' He wont buy it."

"Fine. Just schedule one for me and Sango."

"ok."

Miroku went to the phone a dialed to doctors offices number.

"Who is going to take care of you when we go to the doctors? You're not coming with us, you're in too much pain"

"So I'll stay here. I can take care of myself!" Inuyasha said stubbornly.

"Fine." Kagome glared at Inuyasha before talking to Sango about going baby clothes shopping.

Miroku came back into the room.

"Your appointment is tomorrow with Dr. Jaken."

"Great." Kagome moaned.

"What's the matter with him?"

"He's the same doctor I had when I was sick."

"Oh. Well don't worry, I will be there with you!" Sango said in an attempt to cheer her friend up.

"Your right" Kagome smiled and went to take a shower.

Miroku and Sango stayed in the living room and talked with Inuyasha about his fight with Ittou. When Kagome entered the room everyone shut up.

"What? Why did you guys just get quiet?"

"Uhh no reason. Why don't you call Rei and Ittou and have them come over here. We can have a party! As long as someone doesn't sit on Inuyasha!"

Inuyasha threw another pillow that hit Miroku in the back of the head and knocked him out (InuLover- powerful pillows eh?).

"*giggle* ok I'll call them up Miroku."

Kagome walked to the phone and dialed Kougas number. 'I hope Rei and Ittou are still there'

"Hello? Is this Kouga?.. *Groan* this is Kagome, Kouga. Is Rei there?.. Ok can you put her on the phone?! *Mumble* baka *Mumble* Rei? Hey this is Kagome! Do you want to come over to my house and have a party?.. OK bring Ittou! Arigato! Ja ne!"

Kagome hung up the phone and went back to the living room.

"Ok Rei and Ittou will be here in about 30 minutes."

"Awesome!" Miroku said.

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Well, another day, another chapter typed. I almost died today! Just kiddin, but I let my best friend Jade drive my car and let me say that she SUCKS at driving. Don't ever let her near the steering wheel! Lol. Well that's all for now. O yeah, press that little button down there and review and make me happy! ^.^ Thanks reviewers!