Summary- Everyone knows reality shows. Everyone knows Lord of the Rings (I
hope, since this IS in the LOTR category!!!). Everyone knows Harry Potter
(we hope). So why not combine all three worlds?
Rating: PG for now, but might become PG-13 later. We'll let you know if
it changes.
A/N: Hello. This is actually a story by three people, see our account for
details. All reviews are VERY, VERY, VERY welcome, good or bad. This is
only about half of the first chapter, we were just very eager to post it.
Introduction
"Welcome to the first ever annual. MIDDLE EATH QUIDDITCH MATCH!" Harry jumped on his shiny Firebolt and soared around the room. "For England, we have the magnificent Harry Potter, a star seeker." Harry hopped off his broomstick and bowed. Clearing his throat, he started again. "England's opposition will surely fea-" Eowyn stared. "Uh, Harry?" she said, puzzled, "We're not playing Quidditch." Harry dropped his broom dejectedly. "Oh. Well, do I get to show the audience how well I can fly?" he asked. "No. In fact, you don't really even need that broomstick. I told you not to bring it!" Harry stomped his foot. "Fine then," he said. "You do the introductions. I'm obviously not needed." He walked to the corner and sat down. "Ok then." said Eowyn. She turned back to the camera. "Sorry about that," she said. "He's a bit insecure." She paused and glanced at Harry, over in his corner. "Someone loves me, someone loves me," muttered the famous wizard, slowly rocking himself. Eowyn blinked. "Um. ok." she said, " That's kind of strange." She continued to stare at him. Someone behind the camera coughed suggestively. She jumped and turned to see three girls glaring at her, tapping their watches. (A/N: That's us!!!) Eowyn signaled for the cameraman to pause. "Should I just continue by myself?" she asked. The tallest of the girls, a brunette, answered. "Yeah, when he gets like that he'll sulk for hours," she said, gesturing toward the pathetic boy in the corner. (A/N: That's Ali!) Eowyn sighed. "All right," she said. "Let's just get this over with." Turning around, the girls could hear her whispering, "Just think of the money. It's all worth it for the money." Ali turned to the shorter girls at her sides. "I told you she was a bad character!" Ellie, a blonde, rolled her eyes. 'Yes Ali, we all know that you hate Eowyn."
Introduction
"Welcome to the first ever annual. MIDDLE EATH QUIDDITCH MATCH!" Harry jumped on his shiny Firebolt and soared around the room. "For England, we have the magnificent Harry Potter, a star seeker." Harry hopped off his broomstick and bowed. Clearing his throat, he started again. "England's opposition will surely fea-" Eowyn stared. "Uh, Harry?" she said, puzzled, "We're not playing Quidditch." Harry dropped his broom dejectedly. "Oh. Well, do I get to show the audience how well I can fly?" he asked. "No. In fact, you don't really even need that broomstick. I told you not to bring it!" Harry stomped his foot. "Fine then," he said. "You do the introductions. I'm obviously not needed." He walked to the corner and sat down. "Ok then." said Eowyn. She turned back to the camera. "Sorry about that," she said. "He's a bit insecure." She paused and glanced at Harry, over in his corner. "Someone loves me, someone loves me," muttered the famous wizard, slowly rocking himself. Eowyn blinked. "Um. ok." she said, " That's kind of strange." She continued to stare at him. Someone behind the camera coughed suggestively. She jumped and turned to see three girls glaring at her, tapping their watches. (A/N: That's us!!!) Eowyn signaled for the cameraman to pause. "Should I just continue by myself?" she asked. The tallest of the girls, a brunette, answered. "Yeah, when he gets like that he'll sulk for hours," she said, gesturing toward the pathetic boy in the corner. (A/N: That's Ali!) Eowyn sighed. "All right," she said. "Let's just get this over with." Turning around, the girls could hear her whispering, "Just think of the money. It's all worth it for the money." Ali turned to the shorter girls at her sides. "I told you she was a bad character!" Ellie, a blonde, rolled her eyes. 'Yes Ali, we all know that you hate Eowyn."